"It's been said a hundred times before and it'll be said a hundred times again .. to be W2K Champion. Last time I was here I got close, I was just breaking through to the upper tier, W2K was just getting to see the real Dante. I beat Team R2K in the 10 man HIAC .. I won the XW Championship .. I had earned my first shot at the W2K Championship when that pole-smoker The Jerm had me deported on my expired work visa. By the time I cleared that shit up, W2K had closed and I was forced to move on. I dipped my toes in the waters a little bit in season 11 I think it was but I was World Champion and was rightfully busy. The ol' girl was closed down again when I had some time free this Fall and I guess that takes us here huh? I hope those god damn Texas fans have learned some respect because I'm not going to take their shit this time around. Texas would be a cool place if it wasn't for all the inbred, hillbilly, tobacy chewing rednecks! I don't mean to be rude but you know what I'm talking about right? This mud puddle of a genetic pool is a walking testimonial to the dangers of lead paint .. Fuck Texas .. edit that whole last bit k?"