[ How exciting can a house show be? We're about to find out. But, no promises.
Infact, nothing, really. The cameras are bare minimum, and there's no real commentators here. Joey and Trunks have off, I suppose, until a TV deal can be reached. Wait, no, there's Joey, now, in the middle of the ring. ]
Joey Kewl: "Folks, we have no idea who we have lined up here, we have no clue what's going on. We don't even know if there's even wrestlers in the back right now! But W2K chugs along, even if I have to stand in this ring and do alittle diddy by myself!"
[ "Welcome to Detroit" comes on, as people look to the entrance and strobes go off. Johnny Fame is here! Joey shrugs. ]
Joey: "Well, folks, welcome Johnny Faaaaaaammeee!"
[ Fame gets to the ring and climbs in, high fiving Joey, and taking the mic. ]
Fame: "Now I know you wanna sit here and play drama queen over the apparent mass murder that is W2K, but you don't have to worry about it anymore. You have the star power, because all the star power you need is RIGHT HERE, and his name is-"
[ "Danger.... Danger.... danger...." comes across the speakers as "King Nothing" rumbles... the crowd is getting restless and even cheer the NED/Fame enivitable confrontation... NED comes out and for a second, Fame looks flustered, but he bites his lip and pulls it together. As NED comes into the ring, Fame attacks with a kick, and NED takes it to the chest while he's still doubled over... Fame pulls him in, with a DDT like front face lock, and takes him down. NED is stunted, but rolls to his feet- Fame's a step ahead as he blasts a foot up to NED's face, but NED catches it, pulls Fame to him and swirls him around in a hard, flattening slam. NED takes the mic. ]
NED: "The star's name is-"
Voice: "DANGEROUSLY!"
[ A shrieking, almost; it comes over the speakers and NED turns towards the entrance, but nothing... nothing at all... the crowd: nothing... everyone's shocked, but NED looks back down at Fame. ]
NED: "Maybe my voice is cracking. But as I was saying, as you were saying- hell, as everyone was saying, the only star W2K needs is the Paradigm himself, the man who made MSN, the-"
Fame: "BLAH BLAH BLAH!"
[ Fame gets up and takes the mic. ]
Fame: "Who cares?"
NED: "Synergy cares."
[ Just then, "Superbeast" by Rob Zombie comes on, as Damien Destruction comes out, and Fame's jaw drops. He doesn't have his FWA partner, Damien Collins, here in W2K... damo hits the ring and now Fame's problems are doubled. ]