Homicidal

Hardcore

Terri Lamin is standing in the middle of a poorly lit room. There's the glow of what can only be assumed is a television screen infront of her, and she's throwing punches into thin air, a small left swing, followed by a swift right hook. Nic E Dangerously: "Don't you have something better to do than hang around playing with toys? I'm stuck with you as my tag partner on Meltdown, and I'm not pulling your weight- Terri Lamin Dangerously: "Would you calm the hell down? Geez, we're Dangerously's... we can handle this." Upon closer inspection, we can see that Terri is, infact, playing a Wii. Nic E Dangerously: "Yeah, well, if you ACTED like a Dangerously once in a while- Terri Lamin Dangerously: "Shut up, Nic. If I wanted to hear any shit out of you, I'd squeeze your head." Nic E Dangerously: "I'm telling you, Terri, if you don't pull your own weight this week, you're screwed, lil sis, because I'll take care of my end and leave you hanging out there to dry. Or, in such case, to be wrung out, if you get what I'm saying." She shrugs, never taking her eyes off of the screen. Terri Lamin Dangerously: "Yeah yeah, I get ya. We're in kill mode this week. Check, my brutha." Terri makes a face, glancing over at NED, who sits in a chair just to her right, but she quickly turns back to the screen. Terri Lamin Dangerously: "How is it that I always get tossed in the mix to defend your sluttish honor against your girlfriends and ex's and playthings and the gutterballs you picked up in the alleys of San Antonio, or England, or wherever the fuck else? I mean, I don't know if you realize, but I've kicked the asses of every single one of your girls." A smirk from NED. Nic E Dangerously: "Maybe so. But, the question is whether or not you'll be too lazy to do anything *now*." Terri Lamin Dangerously: "Oh, please, Nic, you know better than to sit there assuming I can't handle business, because you know very well that you can count on lil sis to stand up and charge like a freakin' soldier at war. That's pretty sad, now that I think about it, because I'm possibly the biggest bitch ever spawned, and probably the least trustworthy, and definitely not your favorite person, but when it comes down to it... I'm the only female you can be sure will stand and fight, both with AND against you. How's that for a screwy sibling rivalry, Dangerdick?" Dangerously- the male one, I mean- rubs his forehead, probably trying to fight off an oncoming headache. Terri has that effect on people. Nic E Dangerously: "You're particularly talkative today. Do I need to punt your head like a football, or will you shut up on your own?" Terri Lamin Dangerously: "I'll take "Aggravate my brother til his head explodes" for one-hundred, Alex." Nic E Dangerously: "Save it for the promos, Terri." NED gets up and snatches the Wii out of Terri's hand. Nic E Dangerously: "Infact, why don't you go promo right now? I have some other business to tend to, and a meeting soon. So its time for you to scat, little rat- She crosses her arms, cocking her head to the side. Terri Lamin Dangerously: "A meeting, eh? With who?" Nic E Dangerously: "None of your business." Terri Lamin Dangerously: "And why not?" Nic E Dangerously: "Because I don't need the two of you running around like a couple of three-year-olds getting into everything." Terri Lamin Dangerously: "Ohhh... so its someone I know- Nic E Dangerously: "Yes. Now leave." Terri Lamin Dangerously: "Well maybe I can hel- Nic E Dangerously: "No. Get out." NED goes to the door, and opens it, and points toward the outer hallway. Terri Lamin Dangerously: "Aw, come on, Nic- Just then, someone pops into the door, and walks right on in like he owns the place, finishing up the very last bite of nachos. He tosses the empty tray on the chair that NED was just sitting in. Sef Kins: "I had to superkick two old ladies and karate chop a ten year old to get those fucking things. Man, they were good and worth it, too." Terri's eyes SHOOT wide and she DARTS towards him, jumping up and wrapping both arms and legs around him in a hug as she SHRIEKS at the top of her lungs- Terri Lamin Dangerously: "OH MY GOOOOOD, SEFFIIIEEEEE!!!" Just like that, as quickly as she got excited, she drops down and instantly smacks Sef Kins right across the face. Sef Kins: "OW! What the fuck?" Terri Lamin Dangerously: "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE COMING BACK?! Fuckmonkey!" Sef looks at NED. Sef Kins: "Heh. She loves me." To be continued.

Queen