It's after Meltdown and CM's in his locker room. The Southern Hearthrob has just gotten out of the shower and is getting dressed. He's whistling some bad country song, knowing he's gonna get little rest tonight since he's going home with that fine Summer Stratus lady. He zips his pants up when he hears a soft cackle. It's none other than his old pal Nevyrmorr, dark conscience of W2K.
CM: I'm sorry but I don't recall sending for drycleaning.
Nev's leaning against a far wall crossing his arms, shaking his head, and smirking a gigantically smug grin.
"Why, CM, you ignorant slut. Starting your own Wall of Bang, I see."
Now its Michaels who smirks and then laughs.
CM: Ah I see you've still got a sense of humor Nev. I guess ya didn't have much of a choice? It was either have a sense of humor or become somebody's emo boyfriend. Personally, with all the face-paint, I think the emo role might've fit better. BUt enough pleasantries....You got a purpose for darkening my doorway?
Nev shrugs.
"Nope...I came by to see who it's going to be next....AFTER Summer. Hey, my sister's free."
CM: Really? Hmm. I just might have ta look ole Peachfuzz up sometime. But I can't help but wonder something Nev.....Why you so worried boutw hat I do? Jealous that the ladies ain't falling all overyou like they do a Southern Heartthrob?
Nev smiles wide as he shakes his head.
"No, actually, I just wanted to know when my turn was, actually."
Christian snaps his head around
CM: Whoa! I don't know what the fiznuck you been hearing clownboy, but I do NOT swing that way.
Nev looks at CM with a comical frown.
"Aww, man....I was hoping for some sweet southern lovin' tonight."
CM: Ya know you're wearing out your welcome faster than Nic does a can of jock-itch spray.
Nev shakes his head.
"Nah, it really does suck for what happened between you and Rhya. Same thing happened with Widow, Morrigan, Morganna, and now for a record fourth time....Amber."
CM: Well what'd ya expect? My sister is an ex-porn starlette dude. Ya know how Lays says "Betcha can't eat just one"? Well that's Amber's train of thought on dicks dude.
Nev runs his finger through his hair as he shrugs and sighs again.
"I guess I thought I could break that wild filly. Wild horses truly can't be tamed."
CM: Heh. I like 'em wild my friend. Personally I'm hoping Summer is one of those climbin up the walls and shrieking like a banshee gals. Know what I mean?
Nev nods, a sinking feeling in his chest undermines CM's enthusiasm for his new friend.
"I just hope you find someone, man. Someone who treats you better than Rhya."
CM: Ya know times like I've had with Rhya make me sorry that me an Mystic never worked things out.
Nev puts a hand on his trusted friend's shoulder.
"I just want you to be careful, man. That's all. I've had six heartbreaks in all...and they don't get any easier."
CM nods.
CM: I appreciate the concern. But ya know what Nev? I've been in relationships one after the other since about two thousand. Its time now that I go out and be the man-whore I wanna be.
Nev shakes his head, closing his eyes and lowering his head to his chest.
"It isn't worth it, Chris."
Nev looks up into the Heartthrob's eyes.
"But, I can't stop you. You're a man who makes his own decisions. Just know, man....Ya need me...I gotcha back."
CM: I appreciate it man. Now if you'll excuse me, I got a hot piece of ass that wants some of CMcLovin
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