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| | | Alright now. The huddle has broken and its time for the members of "3J and a C" to go out and find some hot ass. Who knew where Chris and Johnny L would stick their wiis. JAR knew that Johnny F was gonna go and F that Serenity chick. Man he knew he should called dibs. Sigh. JAR's just roaming the halls looking for a hawt piece of ass. Da-da-da-da-....Just roaming the halls looking for a piece of ass... As we said, roaming an searchin. Suddenly the Jay Eh Are see's that one chick. You know the one, they say she's the best blow job in the biz. Well our boy Jon doesn't know that they say that. He just think she looks pretty hawt. So he strolls over. Hey baby, can I put my baby-maker in your butt? What did you just say to me? She whipped around to face JAR. I aksed if I could stick my baby-maker in your butt. Though now that I think about it, I need to know a few things before we... He pulls out a notebook and flips through several pages. JAR then looks back to who is obviously Rorie Steele "Do"...."It"....First, are you a guy? Second, have you ever been a guy? Third,....please say you're not a guy! And lastly are your tits faker than Serenity's? I mean personally I don't think any one fake tit is more fake than another. But like apparently there's a percentage thing or something. So.....Like answer the questions so I can put my baby-maker into you. JARhas now pulled out a pen and is ready to write her answers down beside each question. | | Jonathan Reed © All rights reserved, Famed Enterprises 2006. The roleplay and all content is warranted to Johnny Fame. Or Jon Reed, or whoever. Hell, take it all, I don't give a crap. I probably stole it myself anyway and forgot about it after I sobered up. | |
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| | (1 recommendation so far) | Message 2 of 10 in Discussion |
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| People used/Mentioned | Achievements | Next Match | Sexiness Scale | O.O.C | | Rorie Steele / Read...? | Been the sexiest thing in this business since day one. | ? | Perfect 10 | I'm so bored... | | Pretty much after she spoke, she stopped listening. Probably because she didn't care. Or because her finger nails were more interesting. She continued to stare at her fingers until JAR spoke up. "So....?" Rorie looked up at him from her nails. She stared at him for a few seconds, then spoke. "No, No, never been, not at all." Hmm... I guess she was kind of listening. Who knew? All three answered... so what next? "Oh." "Was that all you needed, love? I don't usually take the 'baby-makers' to the ass... so... You have any other ideas or can I get outta here?" Already ordering the guy around, huh? Jeese. Rorie stares at JAR, watching for what he'll do next. TBC by... | | | | | | Okie Pokie.
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| | (1 recommendation so far) | Message 3 of 10 in Discussion |
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| | D r e a m b o a t | | [Wow. Let's open back up, only now, Dreamboat himself has senses his territory being pissed on by some lesser being.] [Nicky Dreamboat]- "Hey you. Neon Green." [JAR looks up and Rorie cranes her neck.] [Nicky Dreamboat]- "Uh- I'm sorry but this might-be-a-tranny is already spoken for. But here's an idea; get lost." [Rorie Steele]- "... who ever said I was spoken for?" [Nicky Dreamboat]- "Uh... us?" [Rorie Steele]- "You've not even called me all week and you just happen to walk into this prepubescent little boy hitting on me and you expect to just have your way? I wanna see where the little turd is going with this. In five whole seconds he's already paid more attention to me than you have lately." [Nicky scratches his head.] [Rorie Steele]- "Besides...... if I'm going to be with a guy who comes in is pants I think I'm better off with a younger, fitter model." [ AWWWW :(]. | | was there any doubt? | |
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| | (2 recommendations so far) | Message 4 of 10 in Discussion |
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| | | Oh crap! JAR would just happen to hit on somebody's girlfriend. Dammit all he forgot his pepperspray after beatingd own the lil old ladies. Erm....erm....erm.... Jon panics. he doesn't know what to do next. So he just rushes forward and grabs Rorie's tits. HONK! HONK! Nicky and Rorie's eyes shoot wide. JAR's biting his nails. But suddenly he hears the teachings of Fame in his head. Ya know, kinda like Obi-Wan and Luke Skywalker. Heh. ya see, what I erm meant by that was: Hi, how are you doing miss? My name is Jonathan Andrew Reed and they call me the Big JAR. So listen up as I spit this mad game at you. See I'm young, hung, and I speak in a kewl assed neon green font. So maybe we don't stuff my baby maker in ya butt. I'll settle for ya.... He flips through the notebook again. va.....gi....na.... JAR arches an eyebrow. Well that's a funny sounding word. There should be a slang word or two for that. But anyways, can I bang you so I'll be t he kewlest guy in this stable I'm in? None of the other guys think I can get a babe like you with huge boobs. A brief moment to think. Plus I'm the Mex-I-Can champion. That's like a whole country or something. JAR sticks his tongue out at Nicky and then waits for Rorie ta reply to him | | Jonathan Reed © All rights reserved, Famed Enterprises 2006. The roleplay and all content is warranted to Johnny Fame. Or Jon Reed, or whoever. Hell, take it all, I don't give a crap. I probably stole it myself anyway and forgot about it after I sobered up. | |
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| | (1 recommendation so far) | Message 5 of 10 in Discussion |
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| People used/Mentioned | Achievements | Next Match | Sexiness Scale | O.O.C | | Rorie Steele / Read...? | Been the sexiest thing in this business since day one. | ? | Perfect 10 | I'm so bored... | | Rorie looked from Nicky to JAR, not speaking. She then looked at JAR for a bit longer, eyebrow raised in his direction. She then shrugged. "You got any cash?" The boys stared at her, eyes widened as much as possible. That was rather unexpected... Rorie smirked at them, then started giggling. "I'm kidding, loves. But if I go through this... I gotta know a few things. Since you completely suck at approaching women, how long can you go, what's the length, do you prematurely ejaculate, can you make a chick moan, and can you use 'it' properly...?" What? She's actually considering it? The two still stared at her, astonished that she was even thinking about it. TBC by... | | | | | | Okie Pokie.
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| | | *THUD* That thus just happene dto be our pal JAR hittin the floor. I mean the guy is so excited that Rorie is even consideirng his proposal that he's fainted. Both Rorie an Nicky step forward and look down at him. Dreamboat nudges JAR with his foot. After a couple minutes Jon finally recovers. He gets up and checks his shades. They're still there. Now to spit some more game. How long can I go you ask? Well lemme think about that... JAR begins counting fingers, both hands twice. Erm I actually dunno. See the one time that I actually did it, least I think I did it, I passed out and forgot how long it lasted. Rorie frowns. But like I must've really rocked her world though. cause like we got married that night too. You're married? Well....I dunno actually. I haven't seen her in a long time. Hmm. I think someone else round here has that problem with a wife too. But they say he's banging other chicks so if he's doin it then like he must not be married which means I must not be. Then Jar pulls the front of his pants out away from his body. He looks down his pants at his unit. Its about like this.. Jon holds his two index fingers about six inches from one another. Prolly not exactly what Rorie was hoping for as she kinda shrugs. And if by prematurely ejaculate ya mean bust a nut in my shorts....Erm I did that when I squeezed your boobs a minute ago. Shifty eyes by JAR. Now as for making ya moan and using my baby-maker right? There's a big ole grin on Jon's face. The only way to find out behbeh is to totally do it with me! Johnny Fame would be so proud of his buddy JAR right now. He's like minutes away from scoring a chick with huge knockers. | | Jonathan Reed © All rights reserved, Famed Enterprises 2006. The roleplay and all content is warranted to Johnny Fame. Or Jon Reed, or whoever. Hell, take it all, I don't give a crap. I probably stole it myself anyway and forgot about it after I sobered up. | |
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| | (1 recommendation so far) | Message 7 of 10 in Discussion |
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| People used/Mentioned | Achievements | Next Match | Sexiness Scale | O.O.C | | Rorie Steele / Read...? | Been the sexiest thing in this business since day one. | ? | Perfect 10 | I'm so bored... | | Rorie tilted her head to the side. She stared at him as if he was a psycho. Then she spoke up. "Are you... in-fucking-sane? With you? You already felt up my tits. What more do you want? And I doubt you could handle someone like me. I mean... come on. Look at me. The best of the best couldn't even handle this. Nic E Dangerously couldn't even handle this." Rorie pondered to herself quickly. "Man. That guy was a pussy...." She turned her attention back to JAR, watching him. The confidence level obviously went WAY down. "Err-" "I don't kow, love. You gotta prove yourself before getting it on with someone as rad as me..." She shrugged at him, putting her hands on her hips. TBC by... | | | | | | Okie Pokie.
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| | | What the hell? How can it be so damned difficult to get laid in wrestling? John had once told Jon that wrestling had more sluts and roadies than a rock concert. Now here he is trying to get a piece of ass and the ass won't give it up. Dammit all! Well what do I have to do to prove myself? Rorie sat and pondered to herself. Hmm. How about you beat up Nicky? WH AT? You heard me. Beat up Nicky and I'll consider it. Nicky is staring at Rorie wondeirng whta the hell. Guess this is a lesson in not talking to her more often or something. But before he can voice another objection JAR's right foot connects with Nicky's crotch. Dreamboat doubles over holding his jewels and Rorie hops back. JAR, remembering what he saw in an Adam Sandler movie once, pulls Nicky's shirt over his head and starts uppercutting the guy. Nicky's arms flailing about as he's being pummeled. JAR then connects with a ddt planting Nicky out on the floor. Jon pops back up dusting off his fur coata nd checkin his Mex-I-Can title. Ok. Now can we do it? He's all hopeful but mean ole Rorie will prolly crush his hopes and dreams again. | | Jonathan Reed © All rights reserved, Famed Enterprises 2006. The roleplay and all content is warranted to Johnny Fame. Or Jon Reed, or whoever. Hell, take it all, I don't give a crap. I probably stole it myself anyway and forgot about it after I sobered up. | |
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| | (1 recommendation so far) | Message 9 of 10 in Discussion |
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| People used/Mentioned | Achievements | Next Match | Sexiness Scale | O.O.C | | Rorie Steele / Read...? | Been the sexiest thing in this business since day one. | ? | Perfect 10 | I'm so bored... | | | "Hmm... I don't know. That was mean to do to Nicky. Totally unexpected. I think I have a better chance of being satisfied by a lollypop stick, do be honest. You just don't seem ready for someone like me." Rorie smirked, watching JAR, who looked sad. "How do you plan to excite me? Get me ready? You need to do something unexpected. Not something childish like grabbing my tits. Figure something out love... Time is ticking. Rorie started walking backwards, adding more and more distance between them. TBC by... | | | | | | Okie Pokie.
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| | | Daaaaaaaamn! Does JAR need to murder a mutha ta get some action? He's already felt her up and stuff, told her how long his doodle was, even beat up a dude to impress her. Sheesh! What does it take to impress you woman? Look at me? I'm so kewl that I'm wearing a fur coat in the middle of the summer! I'm the champion of an entire nation! Jon points to the Mex-I-Can title. And I even demonstrated my mad ninja skillz on dude. Points to a groaning Nicky. Now I'm starting to think that you're taking advantage of my eagerness to get laid. So gimme a hint here or you're going to miss out on your chance to get it on with a Famous Tough Guy babe. Cause like I could prolly pull a pussy-train a mile long. I'm just trying to do you a favor and give you the first ride. Choo-choo! JAR was gettin desperate here. He wanted this piece of ass dammit all! | | Jonathan Reed © All rights reserved, Famed Enterprises 2006. The roleplay and all content is warranted to Johnny Fame. Or Jon Reed, or whoever. Hell, take it all, I don't give a crap. I probably stole it myself anyway and forgot about it after I sobered up. | |
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