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DeadPool is skipping down the halls of W2K, whistling a merry tune .. no seriously. When you think about it, it’s a rather disturbing image when you think about it, someone who looks like him acting like that. Unfortunately for him, his good mood is broken up by his cellphone ringing. Only two people have this number; Master and Him. He clicks the phone on and hopes and prays it’s Master, he loves the sound of her voice .. but he’s not that lucky right now .. it’s Him. “Hello DeadPool, how is my attack dog doing?�?/FONT> DeadPool stops walking and leans against the nearest wall. He was a little nervous, he knew this phone call was coming. “Oh you know, kicked a poodle, ate a burrito, tripped a blind man .. having a good day!�?/FONT> “That’s good to hear .. we’re very proud of you DeadPool.�?/FONT> “But .. but I didn’t win?�?/FONT> “It’s not always about winning DeadPool. Yes, you didn’t win but neither did Drew. You took control of the match and made him fight YOUR match, not the other way around. You took a former Heavyweight Champion and kept him on his heels the entire match, just trying to survive your onslaught. In many ways, I consider that a victory. For all his bravado on how he was going to make you tap out, he couldn’t even get in the ring to avoid the count out. I consider that a win for you DeadPool. I don’t care about a ‘W�?on your record, care about violence and blood for the sake of blood. I was impressed that you were so easily able to keep Drew off his game .. you did good DeadPool, we’re proud of you.�?/FONT> DeadPool smiles brightly. Praise was like crack from Him, not as good as Master but pretty damn good none the less. In the short time he’s known Him, even DeadPool knows that He’s not one to hand out compliments. “Is .. is master there? Can I speak to Her?�?/FONT> “No, she’s not here right now. We have a surprise for you though ..�?/FONT> “I LOVE SURPRISES! IS IT A HELLO KITTY ICE CREAM MAKER?!?!�?/STRONG> �?. no.�?/FONT> “IS IT A PONY?!?!�?/STRONG> �?. what the fuck would you do with a pony?�?/FONT> “That’s between me and the pony thank you very much.�?/FONT> Sigh. “There’s a plane ticket at the San Antonio airport for you. You’re coming home for the weekend and ..�?/FONT> “WAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!�?/STRONG> DeadPool does a little jog. “I’m glad you’re happy, it’ll be nice to have you home for a bit. Phase 1 is complete and it’s time to move on to Phase 2.�?/FONT> “What was Phase 1?�?/FONT> “Determining if you were worthy or not. You passed the test with your match against Drew DeadPool, congratulations.�?/FONT> DeadPool has to fight back tears of happiness. They were happy, She was happy .. all was right in his fucked up world. “That was the easy part though. Phase 2 is a little more complicated. You remember the target we talked about?�?/FONT> “Yup, Haywire ..�?/FONT> “Yes, that insolent little pup. Phase 2 is going to require you to follow some detailed instructions, you can handle that right?�?/FONT> DeadPool spoke quietly. “Yes Sir, I’ll do anything you ask.�?/FONT> “Good boy. I’ll brief you when you get here about that. Relax, enjoy yourself and we’ll see you soon ..�?/FONT> “Sir? Do you mind if I ask you something?�?/FONT> “Of course DeadPool, you’ve earned that.�?/FONT> “Thank you .. there seems to be a war brewing here between a bunch of former PWT wrestlers that are here and the W2K loyalists. I was wondering .. maybe you could use this to your advantage and your return?�?/FONT> There’s silence for a few seconds. “I’ve saw that on the show this week. I don’t know yet. It is definitely rife with possibility and I’d be lying if I said that never crossed my mind. An important attribute in this business is patience, to wait for the right moment to strike. We need to take this slow, see how things play out and find a situation that has the most benefit for us. PWT scorned me .. treated me as their Champion like a piece of trash. Unfortunately for them, their feeble minds didn’t understand that by making me the WORST Champion in the history of their company, they only added to my legacy of infamy. But at the same time, temporarily joining up those fools to destroy Haywire is a possibility. Anything is possible in this business DeadPool, only the true elite recognize that and have the intelligence to manipulate any situation to their advantage .. understand?�?/FONT> “Uhhh .. no. HEY! A nickel!�?/FONT> Sigh. “See you soon.�?/FONT> Click.
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