[It IS nearly time for Meltdown. So near in fact, we're actually past deadline but that doesn't stop management from not doing their damn jobs. Let's pretend that Summer is walking out, getting ready for her match or even looking for CM. Let's now pretend that she runs into Nicky, and does the "pft".]

[Nicky Dreamboat]- "Whoa, there, sugartits, I'm not the one who contracted every STD known to Rhya on the exclusive DVD footage for the 'Self Destruction of Christian Michaels' special they've been filming around here."

[Summer does a valley gurl facial.]

[Nicky Dreamboat]- "So the ugly looks and shit you can save for mid-cliotis with your holier than thou lying fiend of fuckbuddy."

[Summer Status]- "I just came to find out where he is, not run into the peanut gallery."

[Nicky Dreamboat]- "Really? Because word around back is you love the nuts. The saltier and sweatier, the better."

[Before Summer can interject.]

[Nicky Dreamboat]- "Whoa, listen lady, I'm not CM's cock so there's no reason to open your mouth around me. But if you're looking for the boy in blue you might wanna check the short bus headed for the special class."

[TBC.]