| So yeah I messed up, no need to rub it in my face. I let sex come before work and it screwed me over. However the magic is back and this time no one is getting in his way. Not even if she is a beatiful blond with huge double D's. I have a bored expression on my face as I watch different colored cars go in circles. If you have not realized the X Rated Magic is at a Nascar race. As I set their with a bag of popcorn in one hand and coke in the other I try to act amused. After all it was not my choice to be here, if I had it my way. I would be back at the hotel with Serenity and laying down the magic. However I was the unlucky superstar to make a appearence because some Make A Wish weirdo had a dream of going to a Nascar event with his favorite W2K superstar. Deciding to knockout to birds with one stone, I invited the W2K camera crew and decided to give my promo. While the kid next to me almost creams himself over cars going in circles. Glancing at the kid I roll my eyes and face the camera. Tony Rich - Let me start out by saying that the rumors of me getting beat up by that prostitute are false and my reason for missing last weeks set of tapings is nothing more then me being stranded at a Nevada airport with a very hot blond. However enough of the excuses because in just a few days. I have a chance to show that although I may of been gone it has not changed the fact that I am the most decorated athelete in W2K and it is only a matter of time before I have gold around my waist. Taking a sip of my coke, I point to my waist and admire its sexyness for a minute and then continue on with my promo. Tony Rich - Especially when you look at my opponets this week. The Famous Tough Guys, you have to be kidding me? I thought I was done with Chris Tougher and Johnny Fame along time ago and now they decide to bring their faces to W2K. I could of sworn they would of had enough of being my stepping stones in APW but I guess they want a repeat in history. Which is ok with me because I could always use some easy wins once in awhile. I dont even know which one to begin with. The Make A Wish kid tugs on my shirt, aggrevated I turn around and give a questioning glare to the creepy kid. Creepy Kid - You should start with Chris Tougher. After all he would be the easy one to rip down. You have not only beaten him before but you have that secret on him. Better know your enemy, that is what my parents always say. Tony Rich - Not only have I beaten him but look at him. The guy looks like Chuck Norris and Jim Carey and a baby and out poped Chris Tougher. Really Tougher you need to get plastic surgery or something because looking that ugly has to be a crime. In fact you remind me Johnny Fame's mother ugly and worthless...and not mention your back is always on the mat. Creepy Kid - You know you really should stop with the jokes because just because he is not the Magic like yourself, does not mean he is going to lose. Looks does not win a match, it is the skill that gets the job done at the end of the day. Tony Rich - I have enough of that to go around as well. As far as I am concerned, I could give away 90 percent of my skill to both Chris Tougher and Johnny Fame and they still would not be able to pull out the win against the X Rated Magic. As far as this other guy they are bringing along with them, he just needs to stay out of my way and mind is own buisness. The dude is not even on my radar and he would be wise to make sure it remains that way because if need be, I will not hesitate to take care of him as well. Creepy Kid - Not to mention your teammates. How can you lose with a team like that. I am about to respond but the Nascar goes nuts as the red car with the random number crosses the finish line. Tony Rich - Unlike that car down there Chris and Johnny, your career is not going to break its cycle and find its finish. The screen fades as Tony winks at the camera. | 
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