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..SCENE ONE..

//The scene opens in a nice quiet little neighborhood that Xavier Homicide has just drove into and parked in.//

Xavier Homicide: Word of advice to everyone in the world. When you're trying to prove how extreme, or High Risk you are, don't do it by jumping off a cliff. And especially don't do it by jumping off a cliff with Marcus Johnson. I'm still asking myself how I ended up on a cliff with him in the first place. I'm still convinced that S.O.B. was trying to kill me, but he didn't succeed. I'm still standing and I'm still strong. Now I am going to give Marcus some advice on what is really High Risk.

*Xavier gets out of his car and has the camera show the neighborhood*

Xavier Homicide: As you see I'm in a nice upscale neighborhood. I've done a little research and all these families have the old fashion traditional type family. Mother, father, 2 kids and a dog. Everyone has one of those nice white pickett fences. Basically this neighborhood is like "Leave it to Beaver" just in color.

*Xavier points to one house in particular*

Xavier Homicide: Right here we have The Smiths. Father: John. Mother: Jane. Daughters: Holly age 21, Olivia age 23 & Tiffany age 26. I like to call them the "HOT" sisters. Their bodies would leave even Hugh Heffner drooling. They all still live at home because they have an over protective father who has more guns than most foreign nations.

*Xavier starts walking towards the front door*

Xavier Homicide: I'm sure you're all asking yourselves, what am I doing here and what does this have to do with the High Risk title? Well let's just say I'm going to show you something that's High Risk.

*Xavier approaches the door and rings the doorbell. After a few moments the door opens and to no surprise to Xavier, the father opens the door*

John Smith: Sorry we don't want any.

Xavier Homicide: Oh don't worry sir I'm not selling anything.

John Smith: Then what do you want?

Xavier Homicide: Just a moment of your time if you wouldn't mind.

*John is starting to get suspicious but since Xavier is still outside and John is only stick his head out the front door Xavier can't see John reaching for a weapon*

John Smith: Keep talking.

Xavier Homicide: Well sir I'm not sure if you follow wrestling or not.

John Smith: Not anymore, wrestling hasn't been good since Ric Flair was fighting Rick "The Dragon" Steamboat.

Xavier Homicide: Ah yes sir those were the days.....I wasn't born yet but those were the days.

John Smith: Do you want to get to the point anytime soon?

Xavier Homicide: Well sir I'm a wrestler in this local wrestling organization by the name of W2K. Within W2K I'm affiliated with a group known as....well I guess we're known as PWT. We're not exactly fan favorites at the moment but that's not the point. And on Mondays we have this show called Rage.

John Smith: Let me guess and you're trying to get people to watch your show.

Xavier Homicide: Oh no sir not at all, the ratings are actually already good especially in the past couple of weeks since this PWT group formed.

John Smith: I'm still waiting to find out why you're here.

Xavier Homicide: Well sir on the show Rage. I'm booked in two matches. One of them is is sort of like a musical chairs type tournament slash elimination type match and the other is a match where everyone on the roster will be involved and its for the High Risk title. I know its a bit greedy of me to be trying to go for more than one title when an opportunity presents itself you better take advantage.

John Smith: And.....

Xavier Homicide: Well I'm here to prove that this High Rick title is right up my alley by taking a huge risk today.

John Smith: I hope you're not here to rob me because if you are you won't make it past the front door.

Xavier Homicide: Oh no sir. Not at all. I'm far from a thief. I even volunteer at local Boys & Girls clubs. I'm a tough guy with a heart.

John Smith: So what kind of risk are you here to take?

Xavier Homicide: Well sir. I can tell that you're a man of action and of honor and respect. And I respect that. I respect that so much that I wanted to be a man and tell you face to face what I have to tell you.

John Smith: And what do you have to tell me?

Xavier Homicide: Well sir I know that you just happen to have one of the hottest MILFs in all of San Antonio.

John Smith: Hold on a second.....what's a MILF?

Xavier Homicide: Well MILF is an acronym which stands for Mom I'd Like to Fuc....well I think you get the point. Not only do you have a hot MILF for a wife, but you also have three very attractive daughters, and I'm here to have sex with your daughters as well as your wife.

*You can see John Smith's face turn to red in a split second*

Xavier Homicide: Wait sir before you get too angry I know what you're thinking. How can I possibly have sex with all of them? Like I said I'm greedy, plus there's a lot of me to go around.

John Smith: WHO IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!!!!????

Xavier Homicide: Oh I'm so sorry I've been standing here all this time and I haven't introduced myself. How rude of me. I'm Xavier Homicide.

John Smith: Xavier Homicide?

Xavier Homicide: Yep. And don't working Homicide is just a nickname not a criminal profile.

*Xavier holds his hand out for John to shake it but he doesn't and just gets angrier*

Xavier Homicide: Okay, you don't like to shake hands. That's okay, I don't blame you with all the germs going around in this world.

John Smith: I hope you know that I do have guns in this house.

Xavier Homicide: I'm not surprised at all sir. You seem like a man that likes to protect his family. And I'd like to protect your girls and wife also, that's why I brought these.

*Xavier reaches in his pocket and shows the man something in platinum like wrappers. John looks confused*

John Smith: What are in those wrappers? Cookies?

Xavier Homicide: Oh no sir. These are condoms. They are the extremely grown man size. I'm sure you've never had to use any this big before, but for me anything smaller than these don't stretch nearly enough for a man of my size. But like I said I want to keep your daughters and wife protected that's why I brought these.

John Smith: YOU HAVE 3 SECONDS TO GET OFF MY PROPERTY AND OFF THIS STREET BEFORE YOU REGRET IT!!!!!!

Xavier Homicide: Um...sir would you excuse for a few seconds.

*Xavier walks off where John can't hear him but you can see John in the background looking confused as hell*

Xavier Homicide: See this is what I meant by High Risk. I've just pissed off a devoted husband and father of three, who has many many guns in his house, and I'm pretty sure he knows how to use them. What's going to happen next? Let's find out.

*Xavier goes back to stand in front of John*

Xavier Homicide: Okay John now where were we?

John Smith: You got 2 seconds to get out of here.

Xavier Homicide: Oh don't worry sir. I don't need a head start. I'll start running on the count of three and then you can just chase me until I lose you or you get too tired to run. Give me a sec to stretch first. I want to be ready for this run....as well as be ready for the women in your family.....

*Xavier starts stretching and before Xavier gets the chance to start counting John whistles for his dogs to come*

John Smith: COME ON REX, COME ON KING.....INTRUDER!!!!!!!

Xavier Homicide: Sir do you realize naming your dogs Rex and King is very redundant. Rex does mean King in Spanish......

*Before Xavier can finish he can see the dogs running towards the door and he can see that John has grabbed a baseball bat instead of one of his guns*

Xavier Homicide: Wow he released the hounds. Come on cameraman you better keep up.

//Xavier and the cameraman both take off running down the streets with the dogs behind them and John also running after them and the scene fades to black//

..SCENE ONE..

//The scene opens up again about 10 minutes later and we see Xavier walking in front of the Robinson's house with no shirt on, he threw it while he was running to throw John off his trail. The door is still open from when John started running after him. Xavier turns to the camera//

Xavier Homicide: I know you're wondering how did I get back here totally unharmed. Well in "Running from Dogs 101" its states that when you're running from a dog, you don't have to be faster than the dog, you just have to be faster than one of your friends, and the cameraman wasn't faster
than me. But don't worry all his injuries are just flesh wounds. Luckily I always travel with a back up cameraman. Now watch this.

//Xavier goes in the house and all three ladies are in the living room and they look up and see Xavier and they all scream and whistle as the scene fades to black//

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