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//As the scene comes back from a commercial break Xavier is walking down the hall after running from that fat guy. He stopped by Jamie for an interview which he agrees to do.//

Jamie Francis: Xavier welcome again. Thank you for your time. First of all what makes you want to go after the W2K High Risk Championship?

Xavier Homicide: Its a title why wouldn't I want to win it? Anytime I get an opportunity at championship gold I'm going to take advantage of it. I've got an opportunity at Rage and you better damn believe that I am going to take advantage of the situation.

Jamie Francis: What makes you think that you are suitable for the High Risk title as well as the High Risk division?

Xavier Homicide: Are you serious? Come on this is the High Risk title. Its for people who are willing to go that extra mile in order to win a championship. Me I'll do pretty much anything to win the this championship gold. I'm a former two time.....not one time....not three time but TWO TIME PWT Backyard Champion. I'm used to taking risk. I'm used to putting my body on the line. I'm used to beating the living hell out of my opponents. I'm used to doing whatever it takes to win a match. End of story.

Jamie Francis: Who do you think your biggest competition is in this match?

Xavier Homicide: My biggest competition in this match so far, would seem to be none other than Shifty and Marcus Johnson. They've shown the most interest in this match. Both men are talented and have two completely styles but only one style matters in this match and that's whatever style I use because it will be the only successful style in this match, because I am going to be the one to come out on top in the match.

Jamie Francis: Why do you think you're going to be the one that comes out on top in this match?

Xavier Homicide: I'm sure they both want this gold, just not as bad as I do. Shifty is new around here and of course he wants to start off by making an impact. And as for Marcus Johnson, well I'm not sure whether he really wants to win the W2K High Risk Championship or rather he is just trying to kill me and make it look like an accident. Personally I'm going with the latter of the two. The dude pushed me off a cliff and sent a fat man after me. And not just any fat man....A FREAKIN SUMO WRESTLER!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you know how much the average sumo wrestler weighs?

Jamie Francis: No I don't.

Xavier Homicide: Take Marcus Johnson's ego and cut it in half and then you have the weight of an average Sumo wrestler. By the way Marcus why in the hell were you rubbing that guy's belly? What kind of sick stuff are you into?

*Xavier smells a stench in the air. Xavier and Jamie both turn around and they see 5 tons of hot and sweaty Sumo Wrestler standing behind them. Jamie runs away, shockingly not tripping in her high heels like you would see in a horror movie....good for her she gets 1 cool point. Xavier just stares at Sumomo then holds his nose.*

Xavier Homicide: Who in the hell are you?

Sumomo Bubba: Me name, Sumomo Bubba.

Xavier Homicide: Well what do you want with me?

Sumomo Bubba: Me here, destroy you.

Xavier Homicide: You know that sentence really doesn't make sense without the word, "to" in here somewhere.

Sumomo Bubba: Huh?

Xavier Homicide: Nevermind. Why are you trying to destroy me?

Sumomo Bubba: You demand my stuff, I crush your bones.

Xavier Homicide: What do you mean I demanded your stuff?

Sumomo Bubba: You demand my stuff, I crush your bones.

Xavier Homicide: I heard you the first time. But I didn't demand any of your stuff. I don't even know who you are or what kind of stuff you have.

Sumomo Bubba: He said you'd say that when he led me here.

Xavier Homicide: He? He who?

Sumomo Bubba: Blonde man.

Xavier Homicide: Hmmm....a blonde man, a half assed plan that feels like a 1st grader came up with it, a fat....or should I say obese sweaty man.....this can only be the work of one man......

*Dramatic music plays*

Xavier Homicide: George Bush........hold on I smell candy....never mind it must be Marcus Johnson.

Sumomo Bubba: Who Marcus Johnson?

Xavier Homicide: Don't worry about it. But if you don't mind me asking what is that smell? It doesn't smell just like smelly fat guy.....

Sumomo Bubba: Me soil myself while stuck between walls.

Xavier Homicide: Oh man that must suck. You need to clean yourself up.

Sumomo Bubba: Me must crush you first.

Xavier Homicide: I'm not the one you want to crush.

Sumomo Bubba: Yes you are Mojo Jojo.

Xavier Homicide: Mojo Jojo? What is this a cartoon? I'm not Mojo Jojo I'm Xavier Homicide.

Sumomo Bubba: Yes you be.

Xavier Homicide: I'm just going to take a guess and say that grammar wasn't your strong point in school.

Sumomo Bubba: No, crushing bones my strong point in school.

Xavier Homicide: And I bet you got straight As in that subject.

Sumomo Bubba: What "As"?

Xavier Homicide: It doesn't matter but like I was saying I'm not Mojo Jojo.

Sumomo Bubba: Yes u are?

Xavier Homicide: How many black guys do you know named Mojo Jojo.....exactly none. I'm the X-Man.

Sumomo Bubba: U liar, you just say your name Xavier Homicide.

Xavier Homicide: My name is Xavier Homicide, my other name is The X-Man. If you want Mojo Jojo then I know where to help you find him at.

Sumomo Bubba: Where?

Xavier Homicide: Right down that hall, but you need to clean up first. So when you go in that room, there should be a bag full of clothes you can clean yourself up with, just pretend their towels.

Sumomo Bubba: I can't clean up with strangers clothes.

Xavier Homicide: They aren't strangers clothes, they're mine. So feel free to use them. I got plenty more elsewhere.

Sumomo Bubba: How I know what Mojo Jojo look like?

Xavier Homicide: He looks exactly like the guy that led you here. Now hurry up, if he isn't already in there just wait for him.

Sumomo Bubba: Hmmm....okay.

Xavier Homicide: You know you're a nice guy, I should hook you up with Marcus Johnson's sister. Her name's Chewbaca.

*Sumomo Bubba waddles down the hall shaking the ground and stinking up the place as he heads towards the rom Xavier told him to go to. Which just happens to be Marcus Johnson's locker room. As Sumomo reaches the room he opens the door and takes deep breath to suck in some of his gut and tries to squeeze in the door. Luckily his sweat is acting as a lubricant which helps him slide in easier but he ends up falling in the room. Sumomo slowly gets up and sees the bag of clothes that Xavier was talking about. Sumomo looks around but sees no one in the room but heres water running. Marcus is in the shower. Sumomo decides to cleans himself up while he waits for Mojo Jojo to get out of the shower. Luckily the camera isn't in there because Sumomo takes off all this clothes and starts cleaning himself off with Marcus Johnon's clothes which Xavier said were his own. About five minutes later the water in the shower stops and Marcus Johnson, comes out of his shower and sees Sumomo standing there naked cleaning himself off with all Marcus' clothes. Most of the clothes are thrown on the ground and have either brown stains or sweat stains on them. Either way Marcus won't be wearing them again. The camera then goes back to Xaiver outside in the hallway.*

Xavier Homicide: Now MArcus believe me when I say I had nothing but good intentions by sending Sthe sumo wrestler to your locker room. My good intentions were to get a good laugh. I wonder whether you'll be able to get yourself out of this situation or whether you'll be stuck in your locker room with a sweaty sumo wrestler who wants to crush your bones.....either way you gotta admit, this is funny. Maybe you'll come out on top in your meeting with the sumo wrestler or maybe you'll come out on the bottom, maybe you won't come out at all. But all that matters is once that High Risk Title is on the line....I'm going to come out with it. Now Marcus if you'll excuse me I got to go get this stench off of me. I'm sure you'll be doing the same later.

//Xavier walks off as random sounds can be heard coming from Marcus's locker room and the scene fades to black//

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