Seriously, like a second ago I got this sudden taste for their double cheeseburgers. Man, the way the cheese is packed in between those two burgers, and the mustard and ketchup just spilling over the sides. Or maybe the double-quarter pounders, and that odd salty taste on the outside, but it taste so damn good. And the french fries! Don't even get me started, girl. I know it's really bad for you, but it tastes gourmet as heck. That is unless you go to one of the crappy ghetto ones that really just doesn't put the heart into it. And no, don't quote me on the heart thing in Supersize Me 2 and make it seem like I'm talking about an ACTUAL heart.

Oh shit, I'm supposed to be relevent right now. Quick! Think of something!

Palsied pops up on the screen with ketchup stains on the corner of his mouth and a pretty grin on his face.

Palsied: "Man, I love Burger King. Anydamnway, I couldn't help but notice that Xavier Homicide took the fact that I called him and Summer Stratus  lovers seriously and decided to try raping Summer Stratus! And she was completely oblivious to the fact that he was trying to bang her, and instead tried to impress the fanbase with a cool, witty line that will be quoted for ages."

Go fuck yourself.

Palsied: "Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if you guys got through Johnny Legend with no problem, in fact I don't doubt that you will. He's the biggest joke of W2K, but honestly. You consider me as not even a challenge? Summer, you say you would have beaten me if it weren't for the time limit. Why? If you're so much better than me, don't you think you could have beaten me within the time limit? Let's face it, you couldn't beat me if my hands were tied behind Xavier Homicide's back."

He shrugs.

Palsied: "But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you really are a good wrestler. Maybe you are what you claim to be--The Goddess of Wrestling. Let's just say no one wll take you seriously with Homicide behind you. Sure, he may be undefeated in single's competition. But is that so much to brag about? I mean, let's look at who this guy has beaten. Drew Stevenson? Man, that guy is a pushover. He's supposed to be some kind of spectacular wrestler, but all he is is just another name that people like to throw out there. And when it really comes down to it, he's just another name on a piece of paper."

Like Hitler!

Palsied: "Who else has Xavier defeated in singles competition? Darren Smith? Tim Torn? Rain Storms? Thorn? One fourth of those people I've never even heard of, and as for Tim Torn, I wouldn't brag about taking out an anime character. Honestly, maybe if he was a super saiyan or something. But he's not."

Lolz. I get it. Dragon Ball Z.

Palsied: "So keep your mouth shut about 'Hehe, he are undefeated n' stuff'. Because no one gives two flying craps. When he faces the big boys like Haywire, Seifer, Ryan Cain, and yours truly, then he'll have something to brag about. Until then, he's just another muscly pervert."

pwn3d.

Palsied: "And as for you, Summer. I hope the deciding match is you and me once again. I would love to shut that idiotic mouth of yours saying you 'practically beat me' if it weren't for the time limit. I will rejoice after I put you in your place, you little idiot."