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WATAAAAAAA! DeadPool comes ninja flipping out in a circa 1942 Nazi S.S. soldier outfit. He does a few kung fu chops in the air and then suddenly grabs a bright light that was hanging from the ceiling. He points the bright light somewhere off screen to the left of the frame and leers evilly in that same direction. “You vill tell me all vou know about the microfilm ..�?/FONT> He strokes his chin. “Ve ‘ave ways ofv making vou talk.�?/FONT> WASNAP! Cat-o-nine tails! “TAKE IT YOU BITCH!!�?/STRONG> DeadPool starts administering the flogging of a lifetime, he’s really putting some shoulder into it! Again and again he lashes out with the diabolical device and strikes. He finally stops as something red skirts on his face and runs down his cheek and he smiles .. evilly. “’Ave vou ‘ad enough?�?/FONT> His eyes suddenly go wide. “YOU INSOLENT WHORE!�?/STRONG> He wipes the red stuff off his cheek and holds it out. “Is this what you want? You little masochist fuck slut, you love it don’t you?!�?/FONT> The camera pans back and we see a watermelon strapped to a stool with leather restraints. “ANSWER ME!!�?/STRONG> He nods slowly. “You want it hardcore huh? That’s how you like your medicine huh you filthy gaping cock hole.�?/FONT> He starts taking off his pants. “Alright motherfucker .. I can get hardcore ..�?/FONT> SPLAGOOSH! DeadPool is balls deep in the watermelon through on of the many gashes in it from the whipping. “I’M YOUR .. SLEDGEHAMMER! Bu-ba-ba-bo!�?/STRONG> I’ll never hear Peter Gabriel the same again .. DeadPool is still pounding away on the watermelon, smacking it upside a few times. Red watermelon juice is squirting everywhere and DeadPool takes a step back and pulls out a teacup miniature poodle .. no, seriously. “This is how America got the bomb from Einstein!�?/FONT> DeadPool starts thrusting the upper torso and head of the small dog into the dripping watermelon gaping fuck hole. “OH MY GOD! YOUR SICK! YOU’RE A FUCKING MANIAC!!�?/STRONG> DeadPool leaves the twitching dog in the watermelon and takes a step back, pulling out a revolver and a Kurt Cobain wig. “No one understands me! I didn’t sell out! I’m cool!�?/FONT> BANG!! His brains splatter all over the wall. He drops, loudly shits his pants and expires. Just then and ALIEN BABY BURSTS OUT OF HIS FUCKING CHEST AND STARTS ASS RAPING DEADPOOLS DEAD EXPLODED BAH GAWD CHEST CORPSE WHILE DEEP THROATING A CRUCIFIX AND PEPSI CANS ROLL OUT OF DEADPOOLS SLACK MOUTH .. Fuck Mainstream Fin.
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