Holy hell! I honestly can NOT get over how incredibly stupid Summer Stratus and Xavier Homicide. Honestly, I don't mean to sound cliche, but it should honestly be illegal to be that ridiculously oblivious. Their memory aint too sharp either.

Allow me to elaborate.

Fade in.

Palsied: "Wow. Xavier Homicide and Summer Stratus: the definitions of sore losers, I swear. They insist repeatedly that they gave me the win at RAGE. That they let me get he pin over Johnny Legend. They insist that they just stood there and watched me pin Johnny Legend out of the goodness of their hearts?"

He sighs.

Palsied: "You've got to be kidding me. I will admit, though. At first I believed them. I figured that they may have been just standing there, but then I reviewed the tapes and realized that they were both full of crock. It not only seems that these two have no idea about the history of W2K in the past two months since I've been here, but have no idea about what happened in a match that they were in last week. Would you like to know what really happened in that match? In case you didn't catch last RAGE and you believed Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dum. You see, Xavier, Summer, and I did a triplicate of our finishing moves on Johnny Legend, but Summer and Xavier started to argue again, probably about CM or something silly like that, and I picked up the pin. It was that simple."

If you can make shit up, so can I.

Palsied: "But let's pretend you guys were telling the truth. That everything you said was the truth. You guys still forgot one major factor--I'm not an idiot like you. I won't let one victory overinflate my ego, and let me assume that you guys aren't going to be a challenge. Let's face it, there are two of you and one of me, and I can't be in two places at once. Realistically, I'm going to have a lot on my hands. But you see, I believe in the underdog, and if the underdog is to lose in a handicap match, there is only one entity left. You see, although there is two of you, there is no doubt you will be working as a team, one entity. One being. If you were to beat me, that one entity would be forced to face itself. That is just one other reason why one of you can not win at RAGE."

Three minus one equals one.

Palsied: "Although the odds are against me, I would still suggest bringing your 'A' game, fellas."

He winks.

Palsied: "You never know what I've got hidden under my sleeve."