..SCENE ONE..

//While Summer has been talk Xavier has been readin Palsied's blog on his laptop//

Xavier Homicide: Sure, I've been reading Palsied's little blog for myself. And this guy never ceases to amaze me. Everytime he opens his mouth he makes me laugh with all the stuff he seems to blieve are actually true, but the people who thinks that the stuff that comes out of his mouth is true are himself and the man looking at him in the mirror. I said it before and I'll say it again, is that the best you can do? Talking about our intelligence is like this only thing you do. Maybe I should do a promo like PAlsied and just mention my opponent's intelligence every other sentence.

*Summer and Xavier both laugh*

Xavier Homicide: You know Palsied, if you were just a little bit smarter.....you still wouldn't be a genious but at least you be able to academically challenge a four year old. Because I'm sure even a four  year old knows that stealing is wrong. And I'm sure anyone knows that stealing someone else's promo is not only wrong but stupid, especially when you piss poor job at redoing something that has already been done like you did. If you were smart you would spend your time doing something a little bit more productive. Something that may actually give you a shot at winning this match, even though anything short of prayer and 10 miracles isn't really going to help you, but still you should be doing something a lot better with your time like, study film or learn how to wrestle. I will admit that Palsied does have a point when he says he doesn't need anyone to help him win a match. Mostly because losers can't win no matter how much help they have or don't have.

Xavier Homicide: If there is one thing that I hate, its a liar. And PAlsied has constantly lied to me, Summer, and everyone out there watching for the past two weeks. He's acting like he's intellectually superior to us which we all know is far from being true. He's acting like he's superior to us in wrestling which again, we all know isn't true. He acts like he's the best wrestler in this company which everyone knows is the BIGGEST LIE in the history of lies. I would just like to know how Palsied keeps a straight face while he's spuing all this garbage and lies. He should really think about becoming a lawyer instead of being a wrestler because he seems a lot more qualified for that than this. We all know that Palsied is going to lose tonight and probably go on to do nothingbut work dark matches here in W2K. At least as a lawyer he has a shot at winning something. He'll probably still lose but his odds are greater in law than they are in wrestling.

The funniest thing that Palsied said was that he won't ALLOW US to beat him. Isn't that funny Summer? He won't ALLOW US to beat him.

*They start laughing again*

Xavier Homicide: I told you this guy cracks me up. He won't allow us to win like we really need his premission to kick his ass. That's like someone telling a police officer "I Won't Allow You To Arrest Me" or someone telling the sun "I Won't Allow You Shine Today". Of course we know that you wouldn't allow us to beat you. No one wants to allow anyone to beat them. But in this case, us beating you is something  that you have no control over what either of us do in that ring. If one of us wants to suplex you, then you're just going to get suplexed. If one of us wants to powerbomb you, then you'll just going to get powerbombed. If one of us wants to pin you, then prepare for the end because in three seconds the match will be over and you'll be defeated. And if one of us wants to make you tap. Then get ready to cry like a little girl because you're going to be tapping until we feel like letting the hold go. You saying that you won't allow us to beat you further let's me know that you can't see past your ego into reality.

*Xavier takes a moment to think*

Xavier Homicide: You know now that I think about it if you were as good as you say you are and as smart as you think you are then me and Summer both wouldn't still be involved in this match. If you were smart you would have tried to take either me or Summer out of this match instead of Johnny Legend. You said it yourself that Johnny LEgend would be the easier person to eliminate, so you could have just as easily taken him out whenever you see fit. Yet you pinned him and left me and Summer in this match, knowing that both me and Summer wanted this match to end up being me vs her for the Television Championship. So Palsied why didn't you take me or Summer out in the first round of this match instead of JL. Was it because you weren't smart enough to come up with that plan, or is it because you knew that you wouldn't be able to take either one of us out so you went with the easy person, and decided to just buy your time in this match for one more week before you get eliminated. Personally me and Summer didn't care whether it was you or JL in this Triple Threat with us because we knew the outcome would end up being the same which is the two of us for the title. But I got to admit I'm much happier that its you that ended up in this match with us because now you get te chance to back up all your talk. And we get a chance to beat the hell out of you again. And you want to talk about Summer vs me being a snoozefest.....WOW!!!!!! You say that like you're a walking highlight reel. The fact of the matter is that there are more people that come to see me and Summer on a weekly basis than even than there are peopel that even know your name. No one in W2K says "WOW I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE PALSIED WRESTLE." or "WOW THERE GOES THE HUMAN HIGHLIGHT REEL PALSIED". I'll humor you, if me vs Summer would be a snoozefest, then you versus anyone would be pretty much unwatchable. So on Meltdown you're going to find out that going against either me or Summer is like getting yourself in a battle that you know you can't win. And if you step in the ring with both of us you might as well start digging your own grave because you're a dead man. That's all I got to say, I do the rest of my talking i nthe ring.

*Xavier goes over to the camera and and turns it off*

Summer Stratus: Nice.

Xavier Homicide: Thanks.

Summer Stratus: So what are you about to do?

Xavier Homicide: I grab something to eat, maybe pick up a waitress or two since you won't give me back that waitress' phone number.

Summer Stratus: Oh that. I think I lost it.

Xavier Homicide: YOU LOST IT!!!!

*Summer tries to hold in her laughter*

Xavier Homicide: Oh great.

Summer Stratus: Oh and you might want to put getting somethign to eat on hold. We got a little PWT meeting.

Xavier Homicide: Is JJ gonna be there?

Summer Stratus: She's a part of the group isn't she?

Xavier Homicide: Then I pass on the meeting.

Summer Stratus: Didn't I tell you to be nice to her?

Xavier Homicide: This is the only way I can be nice to her. By not being around her.

*Xavier starts to leave but Summer grabs him by the collar*

Summer Stratus: I don't think so, you're going to the meeting.

Xavier Homicide: You know the only reason I let you get away with this is because I can't hit a woman.

Summer Stratus: Yea yea whatever. Let's go to the meeting.

//They both leave the room and head for the meeting as the scene fades to black//