{First match: Rhya Michaels vs Sugary Sheena Baker}

Joey: Folks we're excited to have our first match on the first RAGE of a new season be the first match on RAGE in a long time for Rhya Michaels.

Trunks: For all you people confused by that, what Joey meant is we're happy to have Rhya Michaels all jiggling out here against Sugary Sheen Baker.

[Rhya's new theme "Get Back" by Ludachris hits the speakers as she makes it out from behind the curtain. Victorious at Palooza last night, Rhya plays to her fans before heading to the ring. She slides in and waits for Sheena ta get her ass out here.

Joey: Rhya riding high on that win last night at Palooza. And whys houldn't she be folks. Beautiful young lady made her return at the biggest W2K pay per view of the year and picked up win over a very game Daddy Mack. Trunks?

Trunks: I wish Rhya would ride me.

[Luda is replaced with some kind of energetic techno music. The crowd firmly on Rhya's side boos Sheena Baker when she appears on the ramp. She charges down the ramp and slides into the ring. To her feet, Sheena charges in at Rhya but she's met with stiff right hands. Baker fires back with some chops to the chesticles. Sheena takes an arm and whips Rhya toward the ropes. But Michaels springs onto the middle rope, she springs back and turns in mid-air, connecting with a springboard crossbody. Pin attempt. Jizzmopper down for the count only makes it to two.

Joey: What the hell is this?

[Both Rhya and Sheena have gotten back to their feet and exchanging blows. But standing on the ramp now is Daddy Mack, Troy, and Whitney. A devastating ddt to Sheena by Rhya. She hops up and catches sight of the newest members of her audience. She's not afraid of anyone and beckons them to the ring. However the trio on the stage seem content to just watch from afar. Baker taking advantage of the distraction. German suplex thrown on Rhya. She's back up and takes a dropkick from Baker. One.....Two...Kickout!

Trunks: I guess Mack and company aren't finished with Rhya. And you really can't blame them Joey. I mean Rhya did steal Mack's thunder of his debut match on a W2K pay per view.

Joey: There was plenty enough thunder for both wrestlers last night Trunks. I think that Mack is just a sore loser about the whole thing.

[We're back in the ring now. A stalling brainbuster has just dropped Sheena Baker to the mat. Rhya on her feet and points to the trio on the ramp. Then she signals to the fans cheering her on that its time to end this match. Rhya grabbing Sheena up after a gut kick. She stares right at Mack an Whitney as she hits the "Declaration of Hatred". Sheena baker is out cold and hooked for the pin. One......Two.....Three!!!!

Joey: Another win for Rhya tonight! She's now two and O in her return to the ring.

Trunks: What a milf.

[Mack and his buds are about to head backstage, but Rhya has the mic now. She chews them out with some rather unkind words. This leads Mack and crew to believe that they should have a lil talk with Rhya. But she's fearless lil spitfire and begs the trio on. However Rhya isn't stupid, as the ring is slowly approached she slides out an grabs an aluminum Louisville slugger.

Trunks: Uh oh. A woman and her bat versus two guys and another woman.

Joey: My money is on the one with the bat.

[Mack directs the traffic as Troy takes one side of the ring. Whitney to another side. And finally Mack picks a side. Looks like Troy is gonan be the first to try and climb in the ring. He grabs the top rope but Rhya swings for his fingers, causing teh big man to step away. Mack tries to use the attempt to slip into the ring. But Rhya whips around and nearly takes the head off his shoulders. But thankfully for Mack he can still move pretty fast. He calls for a new huddle and gets everything settled. But when the huddle breaks and Mack yells charge, Rhya and her bat are no longer alone in the ring. Her husband, Christian Michaels, and he's got himself a chair in hand.

Joey: Now things are a little bit different. Lets see what mack wants to do now.

[Looks like he wants to take some time and head backstage. Troy an Whitney walking up teh ramp as Mack backs up daring CM to put up the dukes. Finally they disappear behind the curtan so that husband and wife cane enjoy a kiss before heading backstage as well.

{Second Match: Bruce Springsteen vs Darh vs Hardcore Messiah}

Joey: This is strange as all Hell.

Trunks: You're telling me, man I feel kinda uneasy even calling this match.

[In the ring we see Bruce Springsteen, Darh, and Hardcore Messiah. The Boss slips to the outside and Darh runs up and clotheslines Messiah over the top rope both men fall to the floor. Bruce walks around to the other side of the ring as Darh starts repeatedly slamming Hardcore's face into the ring steps. Darh finally stops and Hardcore falls straight back and you can see he's busted wide open. Darh picks him up and whips him to the guard rail, he hits and flips over into the crowd. We see a bunch of old school rockers in Springsteen shirts start beating the bejesus out of Hardcore Messiah. They all pick him up and crowd surf him around the audience, each person taking their own cheap shot at him as he passes overhead. Darh starts getting uber paranoid and crawls under the ring. The rabid fans finally toss Hardcore back across the rail on the other side of the ring all bruised and bloody.

Joey: That was the most outragous thing I've seen in a really long time.

Trunks: THAT ROCKED!

[Darh crawls out on the other side of the ring where Hardcore is lying, he pulls out a table and sets it up across the ring apron and the guard rail.

Joey: This can't be good for Messiah.

Trunks: KILL THAT KID!

[Darh picks up Messiah and you can see out of the corner of the screen Springsteen is doing something on the floor outside of the ring. Darh climbs up to the apron and raises his arm taunting to jump off onto Messiah, he climbs the first rope, then the second and gets ready for an elbow drop. He wastes more time and climbs all the way to the top. Darh prepares for takeoff and just before he can jump on his own. Springsteen out of nowhere with an acoustic guitar shot to the back of Darh. Darh free falls off the top rope and crashes through the table just as Messiah rolls off to the floor. Hardcore stumbles back up to his feet with his back leaning against the ring apron for support and WHAM!

Trunks: YEAH!!!

[Springsteen nails him on top of the head with another guitar. Messiah drops like a ton of bricks and Bruce rolls out of the ring and quickly covers Messiah. 1....2....

Trunks: THREE!

Joey: THREE!!

[....3!!! The crowd erupts because they're a volcano.

{WRM + English' Locker Room}

[The Scene opens on an Empty locker room... Oh wait, just then, William Rodney Mercy walks in with the W2K Championship worn proudly round his waist... Rodney looks around, the back to the door.. We hear some feint voices, before Matt Taylor and Veronica Beck walk in... Veronica has a bottle of something in her hand... Whilst Matt has the Impact Title on one shoulder, the XW Title on the other, and the Tag Team title round his waist... Hehe... Matt's also carrying a plastic bag... He sets it down on the couch as Beck walks over to a table with a huge grin on her face...

Veronica Beck: Boys, let's Celebrate... Last night was... Just brilliant

[Matt slowly stops smiling, he doesn't look sad.. But looks quite serious, he touches his lip where there's still a huge cut.. and then his forehead, where there's another cut... Rodney looks at Matt closely...

Veronica Beck: Don't you think?

[Matt begins to smile...

Matt Taylor: Certainly was... Congratulations mate

[Matt gives Rodney a pat on the shoulder.. Matt grins as he deleves into his Plastic bag...

Matt Taylor: I brought something to celebrate with..

[Matt pulls out some Cans..

Matt Taylor: A 4-Pack.. Enjoy!

[Beck raises a brow momentarily.. before smiling...

Veronica Beck: I brought Champagne...

[Matt nods, raising his brows.. There's only one clear option...

Matt Taylor: I'll crack these babies open, shall i?

[Veronica shakes her head, cracking open the Bottle of Champagne... She puts three Glasses on the table... Only filling two glasses with the Champagne... Rodney gives Beck a wink before grabbing a glass... Matt opens his Can of England's finest and raises it in the air, Beck and Rodney raises their glasses...

Veronica Beck: Well Gentlemen, it's been Great... Palooza went Perfectly...

Matt Taylor: Yeah mate.. Major props, that was a brilliant win...

WRM: I won't forget your win Matt, nither of us will... You showed Isabella what your made of... In a way, im proud of you... You proved you had what it takes...

[Matt gives Rodney a smile... Before nodding... Matt takes a sip of his beer...

Veronica Beck: A Toast... To My Two... Warriors...

Matt Taylor: With all the Gold...

[Beck grins with a glint in the eye... For some reason the Song, "MONAAAAY, MONAAY, MONAAYYY" comes into her head...

WRM: To future Success...

[The put their drinks together in a toast, before all taking a sip... Matt looks down at each shoulder, the XW and Impact title belts sitting on them, proudly.. Matt grins, as the Scene Fades... letting the 3 continue their celebrations...

{Third Match:Damien Destruction vs Triple A + Steve Baker}

[We cut to the ring for the next match�?AAA and Steve Baker are in the ring, standing in one corner, they look a little nervous, with hand on chin.. they look eagerly towards the entrance way]

Joey: Well next up is Damien Destruction in a Handicap match against AAA and his partner, Steve Baker�?/FONT>

{Main Event: Tag Team Gauntlet Match}

[Cross is on the apron with Ryan Cain in the middle of the ring, in front of him stands Too Fucking Chubby. Too Fucking Fat on the apron. Ryan locks up with Chubby and does a go behind, drops down with a double leg take down and Chubby falls on his face. Ryan hops on his back locking in a side headlock. Chubby gets to his feet and pushes Ryan off to the ropes who makes a blind tag to Cross. Ryan runs across the ring clotheslining Chubby onto his back, and like a turtle he is stuck forever. Ryan keeps the momentum and spears Too Fucking Fat off the ring apron. Cross comes crashing down from the top rope with a huuuuge "Death Trip" frog splash for the 1 2 3.

Joey: Well The Freaks easily take this match.

Trunks: Who's next in this monstrocity of jobber beat down?

[Joey Whipwreck and Rumage come hauling ass down the aisle and slide into the ring. Cross puts the palm of his hand over both their faces holding them still as Ryan gets on all fours behind them. Cross pushes them over and they tumble down. Cross rips Joey to his feet and picks him up for a gorrilla press slam...slowly walking around the ring taunting to throw him out into the crowd. Cross goes over to the far side of the ring and looks down at Trunks and Joey with a smirk.

Trunks: Don't you dare make it rain jobbers!

[Cross throws him and clears the announcers table, Joey hits the guardrail behind them and appears to be dead. Rummage runs at Cross who catches him and throws him up in the air, out of nowhere Ryan soars through the air hitting him with a big spear.

Joey: The Ultimate High..

[1 2 3. Ryan kicks him out of the ring as Cross sits up on the top turnbuckle looking at his pretend watch. Lil Kuts and Silly Willy come out and stop at the ring to discuss a game plan. Well they did until Ryan Cain plummetts over the top rope onto both men. Ryan rolls Silly Willy into the ring where Cross rips him up to his feet and nails him with the Shadows Fall. He covers him for the 1..2...3.

Trunks: This is pathetic, what was CM thinking.

Joey: The Freaks are definitely in good enough shape to be in the ring.

[Hellion and Livewire.com are the next suckers to come out to the brutal onslaught of The Freaks. They slide in the ring and argue over who's gonna job out first. Livewire pushes Hellion, Hellion pushes Livewire back who spins around into a Zero from Ryan. Cross runs across and clotheslines Hellion over the top rope to the floor as Ryan makes the easy pin. Lucha Larry and the Masked Wonder come out to some weird mexican music and get in the ring. Cross and Ryan just look at each other like, who gives a rats ass anymore. Cross picks Larry up for a stalling suplex. Ryan walks around behind them and gets down on one knee with the standing knee sticking out. Cross falls back and suplexes Larry right across Ryans knee. Whoa. Ryan pins and Wonder runs for his life. 1..2..3.

Trunks: That...I think that paralyzed the pour underpaid jobber. :(

Joey: :(

[Supah Star and Buff Baby Blue are being forced out from behind the curtain by security. They finally just pick the guys up and throw them in the ring. Ryan and Cross start walking towards the two cowering men hiding in the corner with their arms and legs covering their bodies. Cross and Ryan both start reaching down to pick them up, and both guys just tap out and dive outta the ring heading off through the crowd.

Trunks: Only one team remains.

Joey: Yep, the kings of the jobber teams, The Bullet Brothers.

[The Bullets come out and get in the ring as Cross and Ryan immediately go to town on these guys. Hitting repeated forearm shots backing them both against the ropes. The Freaks whip both brothers across the ring, they come back and meet two picture perfect dropkicks in the center of the ring, The Freaks both nip up to their feet. The Bullets both stumble back to their feet as Ryan nails Kurt with a Zero that knocks him over the top rope to the floor. Greg bullet stumbles back up to his feet and gets chopped by Cross, he spins around and gets a chop from Ryan, back to Cross who rakes his eyes. He covers his eyes and turns around hunched over for a DDT from Ryan. Cross points up at the top rope Cross picks the bullet guy to his feet and hooks him up for the shadows fall. Ryan leaps up to the top rope as cameras flash all over the arena. Ryan jumps off the same time Cross drops to his ass with a leg drop across the throat of the bullet brother who is now folded up like an acordian.

Trunks: I don't know what the name of that move is, but I sure don't want that crap to happen to me.

[Kurt Bullet gets back in the ring with a chair and swings at Cross who sidesteps him, and Ryan nails the chair with a superkick sending it back into Kurts face. Cross picks the now bloody Bullet brother up off the mat and sets him up for a double underhook piledriver. He stalls and looks at Ryan, the drops him down hard onto the chair. Kuret crumbles on the mat close to the corner and Ryan startts climbing the ropes. Cross picks up Greg Bullet and picks him up for a stalling suplex. Ryan gets to the top rope facing towards the crowd.

Joey: I smell some freaking disaster pie for the bullets!

Trunks: You're such a douchecookie.

Joey: Douchecookie?

Trunks: Yeah...it's new 1337 talk. Get with the program here.

[Cross slingshots Greg off the top rope and brings him back with a michinoku driver landing right on top of his head and at the same time Ryan leaps off backwards for his imploding star press. Cross sits across Gregs chest hooking a leg as Ryan lands in a pinning position and stays on for the cover. 1....2....3! Freak by Silverchair hits and the crowd goes crazy, especially those ladies.