Joey: Welcome to Collision Course!

 

Trunks: Tonight two pairs of breasts will collide in the middle of that ring!

 

Joey: TRUNKS!

 

Trunks: You're sucha buzzkill.

 

Trunks turns away from Joey and the camera zooms in on him. He looks back at Joey, then whispers to the camera.

 

Trunks: Seriously...boobs everywhere!!

 

Trunks day dreams as the cameras change to a shot from the back.

The scene fades in where Sapphire was at the locker room of Isabella Taylor. It appears that Sapphire was holding a single red rose waist level. Was this some sort of apologizing about the lost at Rage? Or was it something that Sapphire had up her sleeve to talk to Isabella. She knocks on the door once and minute later the door opens. Isabella wasn’t to please to see Sapphire standing right there.

 

Sapphire- "Hello Isabella. What a lovely night we’re having?"

 

Isabella- "What do you want?"

 

Sapphire- "Me, want anything? Well I do want that title of yours. But that’s not what I came for. I came here to give you this. A rose."

 

Isabella looks at Sapphire and didn’t know what was going on. Sapphire hands the rose to Isabella who takes it from her. She smelt the rose and the next thing you know it, Isabella was falling into Sapphire’s arms. A knock out drug was put in the rose.

 

Sapphire- "I’m just going to leave you right here in the door way. Isabella, why do you fall for little things like that? You should know better, that I’m the kind of person would get you to fall into my trap. Pathetic little slut."

 

Sapphire lays her on the ground in the door way, as she steps over her and goes inside her locker room. To make sure there would be no cameras coming in, Sapphire shuts the door right behind her.

 

-- 10 Minutes Later --

 

Sapphire comes out of the locker room and sees Isabella still sleeping. She smiles down at her and lays another rose down beside her. A white one this time, laying it right next to her nose.

 

Sapphire- "She’ll wake up soon and don’t know what happen in the mean time."

Sapphire just laughs as she walks away from the locker room and on down the hall. The scene fades out as Sapphire would turn back to smile sweetly.

**DING DING DING* The bell sounds as the singles match between Steve Weigel and JJ Cool J comes underway.

 

Joey: These two don’t like each other folks.

 

Trunks: We don’t like each other�?that’s why I spank your mom at nights. The lights of Steve Weigel and JJ Cool J lock it up. Steve manages to grab JJ Cool J in a side head lock. JJ pushes Steve to the ropes then hit’s a shoulder knock down. JJ waits for Steve to get up then tries a Superkick�?only JJ trips!!!!

 

Trunks: Hahaha�?too bad this is live!!!

 

JJ rolls out of the ring and pounds on the ring apron. He cant believe he just tripped up! He kicks the steel steps as the fans laugh. Steve Weigel rolls out of the ring and runs after JJ Cool J�? only JJ Cool J doesn’t run away�?instead hit’s a backdrop! Steve Weigel lands back first on the steel post!!!! JJ Cool J lifts Steve to his feet and slides him in the ring. JJ climbs the turnbuckle and poses for his RebDawg Frog Splash! He jumps�?MISSES!!! JJ Cool J holds his chest in pain and slowly climbs to his feet�?CLOTHESLINE by Steve Weigel�?JJ gets up�?another clothesline!�?JJ is up again�?clothesline by Steve Weigel again. JJ Cool J is up again�?My Suiiiii�? NO! JJ counters by shoving Steve Weigel to the ropes�?Steve’s chest bounces off the ropes as he turns around. JJ Cool J lifts Steve to his shoulders�?ONE HITTER!!! He pins Steve�?

 

1.�?.�?

 

Ref notices Steve’s foot under the bottom rope! The match goes on!

Trunks: That was so close! You know Joey�?

 

Joey: A mom joke�?I KNOW IT!!!

 

Trunks: No�?I was gonna say that JJ Cool J is really picking things up after slipping on a Super kick. That must have been so discomforting. But he emphasized the circumstances.  He used his own obstinacy to push him self to new progress�?

 

Joey: �?

 

JJ Cool J waits for Steve Weigel to come to his feet…he’s gonna for for the 4:20... Wait!!!! My Suicide by Steve Weigel!!!! JJ Cool J’s body stays standing with body arched�?he is coming�?ANOTHER My Suicide!!! That’s TWO!!!!!! He’s gonna get the victory!!!

 

Trunks: 1...

 

Joey: This is�?

 

Trunks: 2...

 

Joey: Over�?

 

JJ Cool J kicks out!!!! Steve cant believe it�?he kicked out of TWO my Suicides!!!!! Steve climbs the top turnbuckle�?JJ Cool J gets up and runs up the turnbuckle Kurt Angle Style�?only instead of hitting a suplex he pushes Steve�?down�?to �?

 

Trunks: OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*CRASH!!!!!*

 

Joey: Steve Weigel has been laid out folks!!!!!

 

JJ Cool J climbs the top turnbuckle�?the hardcore bastard is gonna do something!!! He jumps off!!! RebDawg Frog Splash from the outside!!! Fans chant “Holy Shit!!! Holy Shit�? The ref is counting them out�?1.�?... JJ Cool J is first to show sign of life�?3...4.. JJ tries to come to his feet�?5.�?.�?Ref begins to count slower�?doesn’t want match to end like this……�?.�?. JJ comes to his feet…�?8.�?JJ grabs the ring apron�?9.…�?. 10... JJ got in on time!!! Steve Weigel is knocked out on the outside!!!

 

*DING DING DING**

 

“Here is your winner, JJ Cool J!!!!!!�?

 

Joey: We need medics for Steve Weigel�?

 

Trunks: Most importantly�?we need crew to set up our table again…hurry up!!!

Veronika Verekova and SaPPhire with two p's are in the ring as the bell rings. SaPPhire with two p's walks calmly towards Veronika and punches her in the face. Let's call this hot Russian chick V for short, cause frankly I'm not much into spelling out that weird name alot. V falls flat on her ass and SaPPhire with two p's kicks her in the face to finish knocking her down on her back. SaPPhire with two p's walks around to V's head and kneels down to start delivering right hands until she eventually stops and V is left with a bloody nose. JT Kash stops by and throws a tampon into the ring.

Trunks: Ace Hart?

Joey: No regular tampon.

The ratings hit their peak, JT leaves and the ratings fall back down :(

Trunks: He made us all famous for that split second. *sniffle*

Back in the ring we see SaPPhire with two p's bashing V's face repeatedly into the turnbuckle. SaPPhire with two p's get's bored eventually and just stops. V stumbles out of the corner and SaPPhire with two p's does a series of moves on her. It's pretty cool. First she does a Face Crusher, Sideslam, DDT, Tornado DDT, Backdrop Pin, Fireman's Carry, Hip Toss, Hurricanrana, Belly-To-Belly Suplex, Slap, Lowblow, Chick Kick, Unprettier, Widow's Peak, Drop Kick, Roundhouse Kick, Frog Splash!!! OH EM GEE WTF JUST HAPPENED SAPPHIRE IS TEH 1337!!
 
Trunks: WHOA!

Joey: ESCATLY!!

^%&*&$@&& WOW! V KICKS OUT. Btw there was a pin during the commotion. They get back to their feet, what little determined warriors. SaPPhire with two p's starts smiling all innocently at V. She even blows a kiss at her.

Trunks: OH-HELL-YEAH!! THEY..ARE..GONNA..GET..IT..ON!!

Trunks is doing the happy dance while Joey is intently watching the ring. SaPPhire with two p's ninja kicks V's face causing her to land throat first across the second rope. SaPPhire with two p's runs across the ring all Rey Mysterio style and does a 619. V flops back like a sealigator and SaPPhire with two p's waits on the apron. V gets up and SaPPhire with two p's springboards off into a West Coast Pop.
Trunks: Ooooohhh yeeeeaaaaahhh.

Joey: ...Trunks?

Trunks: ...uhhhh.....oohhhhh.....oops...*blushes*

Joey: Cleanup on aisle announcers table.

1...2...3. SaPPhire with the hard fought victory over the chick who is probably going to be fired immediately after the show. SaPPhire with two p's isn't happy there, before her music can start up she grabs a microphone and kicks V out of the ring to the floor.

SaPPhire with two p's: Isabella..You know what I want, what I deserve. Fade To Black..I want my rematch for 'your' title.

SaPPhire with two p's drops the mic as her music cues up and she leaves the ring and heads off backstage.

Trunks: What an amazing orgas....VICTORY FOR SAPPHIRE!

Joey: Holy s***!

Commercial break.

Back at ringside.

Joey: We regret to inform you that the next match has been canceled.

Trunks: Yes, Daddy Mack apparently wasn't as 'hardcore' and 'tough' as he told everyone...constantly...everyday...forever.

Joey: Yes...he was beaten silly, swift and abrupt. It was a cruel site...

Trunks: And I enjoyed it very, very much.

Joey: Kids, can you laugh at the misfortunes of others too?

Trunks: I know I can.

Joey: So to buy us some time DC is in the ring signing autographs and taking pictures with his loyal fanbase.

Trunks: I think this session just got R-Rated.

We get a quick shot inside the ring where women are tearing their bra's off all around Damien holding pens in his face eagerly awaiting signatures. The camera quickly zooms back to the announcers table after the first nipple makes it's appearance. Well this goes on for a little while, so how about I just say.

Fade to commercial break.

Both men stand in the ring. This is truly a battle of the titans. Both men, equal in height stand eye to eye, face to face in the middle of the ring. Both men, in a way have been waiting for this day for quite a long time. The ref gets in between them and pries them apart. They glare momentarily and return to their corners. The bells rings.
 
Joey: "And both of these guys are right to it!"
 
Ace and Damo, as soon as the bell rang, turned and bolted for one another. They're locked up and both are holding their own. Ace Hart starts to push Damo back, Damo puts on the brakes and gives one big shove to Ace making him fall and tumble. Back to his feet, ready to go again.
 
Joey: "It's not often there's someone to overpower Ace Hart like that, Trunks."
 
Trunks: "This is MSN's Monster, Joey. What did you expect?"
 
 The two lock up again, and this time Ace doesn't bother trying to overpower the bigger Destruction, he gets Damo in a sideheadlock and holds it in the middle of the ring. Damo shoves around trying to break the hold but to no avail, Hart's got it on nice and tight. Struggle stops for a moment and to Hart's surprise Damo stands upright and backdrops Hart. Damo gets up and pulls Hart with him, whipping Hart to the ropes. Clothesline- Hart ducks, duns through, bounces back, shoulder block to Damo.
 
Joey: "Hart just threw himself at Damo and Damo didn't budge an inch!"
 
Trunks: "Hart got the brunt of it."
 
 Hart recoils and goes to the ropes again, he comes back and throws a clothesline this time. Damo stands unscathed. BAM! Damo levels Hart with a clothesline of his own. Damo reaches down and pulls Hart up, Damo hooks his head, looks around and hoists Hart up. Stalling Hart vertically in the air.
 
Joey: "The strength, Trunks. 295 pounds of man, just being held there!"
 
 Another 5 seconds pass and Damo turns and plasters Hart to the mat in from his stalled powerslam. Damo jumps to his feet and roars at the crowd. Damo strikes a pose for the crowd showing off his physique as Hart gets to his feet and clubs Damo in the back. Again and again, Hart clubs. haha, hart, clubs.. get it.. next the diamond cutter.. HAHAHA! his favourite weapon a spade! ahahaha.. hmm, right. Hart whips Damo to the ropes, Hart trips Damo on his way back and then drops an elbow to Damo's lower back. Hart pulls Damo to his feet and takes him to the corner, constantly chopping him not allowing him to catch his breath. Harts whips him to the opposite corner and runs after and splashes him. Hart grabs Damo by the arm, pulls him in and clotheslines him not letting go of his arm. Hart twists it behind his back and then locks Damo's head in his other arm. Hart stands behind him taunting him, talking in his ear.
 
Trunks: "Damo's just letting Hart think he's got something, here."
 
Joey: "It seems Hart's taken this match by the reigns, Trunks. He's bringing things back to his pace so he can control it."
 
 The crowd are into this match. Two men they could possibly hate but the talent they bring to the ring. Damo attempts to power out to the crowd's claps, but can only hunch forward and get Hart on his back. Hart has to release Damo's arm but them applies both arms to a sleeperhold. Hart wraps his legs around Damo's midsection. Damo gasps for air and thrashes about trying to loosen Hart. Hart's locked in. Damo wavers and drops to one knee. No, he's back on his feet.. back to one knee again. He fades slowly and looks to be out but somehow gains his footing again. Damo runs for the corner and turns and plants Hart in the corner. To the other side, again. Damo moves to the middle, reaches back and flips Hart over his head. Damo then falls next to Hart. The ref starts the count. 1.. 2.. 3.. 4..
 
Trunks: "Told you, there's no way Hart had Damo that easy, Joey. only I get your mom that easy.."
 
Joey: "Both men are down, it seems that sleeperhold took its toll on the big man.. well, bigger man."
 
Trunks: "Yeah.. it's about, what? 600 pounds in that ring right now, Joey?"
 
Joey: "I'd say more. Destruction looks huge!"
 
Trunks: "Yeah, damn lackies at W2K.com. Can't update wrestler profiles. Sheesh. Look what we work with!!"
 
 Both men are on there feet, the ref only reaching 6. Hart runs Damo and delivers a knee to the gut. He can't let Damo back into the match. He whips Damo, Damo comes back and Hart grabs him, twirls around and lands a nice backbreaker. Cover. 1.. No, Damo's out already. Too early just yet. Hart pulls Damo to his feet and whips him to the ropes again. FALL FROM FAME! Hart lands his spinning spinebuster. He doesn't pin. Takes Damo and goes to the corner. he hits him a couple of times for good measure. Hart climbs and then drags Damo up too. He hooks Damo's head and hoists, going for a superplex. Damo holds his own. Damo jumps off, over Hart, turns it around and plants Hart with  DEMOLITION MAN! Hart is vertical and both men, lay still. Both men are down.
 
Joey: "Oh my gosh, Trunks. Did you see the way Hart landed?"
 
Trunks: "Both men were extremely serious coming into this match, Joey. There's alot in this match."
 
 The ref's up to 5 already. Neither man moving at all. The ref reaches 8 before Damo starts moving. 9 and Hart stirs. Somehow, in a second both men are on their feet ready to go. Hart's eyes look glazed over and he's zombied. Damo throws a right, Hart returns. Back and forth they go until damo gets the upper hand. Damo whips, Hart comes back, DVD from Destruction. Damo turns and mounts Hart on the mat and just lets loose with right hands. 20 or more punches and Hart's broken wide open. His head bleeds like a fountain. Damo gets up and pulls him to his feet. Damo's got a mean, distant look in his eyes. Damo puts Hart between his legs, hoists him up and DECIMATOR!! Damo brings Hart down onto his knee and gives him that brutal backbreaking powerbomb. Damo huffs and covers. 1..
 
Joey: "Gotta be it, Trunks."
 
2..
 
 KICKOUT! At the last second, Ace Hart kicks out. He rolls over and lay on his chest motionless. Damo's shocked. Damo gets to his feet and pulls Hart up. Damo gives him a quick suplex. Cover. 1.. 2.. KICKOUT! Again, hart won't go down. Damo pulls him up again and whips to the ropes, comes back, UBERSPINEBUSTER! from Damo. Cover.. 1.. KICKOUT!
 
Joey: "Not even a 2 count on that Trunks!"
 
Trunks: "Hey, this isn't meant to be happening!"
 
 Damo gets up and lays in boots to Hart's crimson face. Hart catches his foot and trips him. Hart then twists Damo leg around over and Hart's up, and locks in the sharpshooter. Right there in the middle of the ring, Hart has Damo writhing in pain. A wicked grin spreads over Hart's face through the blood and matted hair. Damo twists and turns and tries to move, but Ace holds strong.
 
Joey: "Never has a man contended with Damo's strength like this, Trunks."
 
Trunks: "No one can, Joey. Hart just must be on his last run.. it'll end soon. It has to, I have money on this damn thing!! WHY DID I BET THE MONSTER!"
 
 Damos' fading.. slowly but surely. Damo stops fighting and falls, floppy. The ref lifts Damo's arm and it drops once.. The ref doesn't get back in for the second as Damo's awake and clawing forward to the ropes. Slowly he drags Hart with him to the ropes. Hart shakes his head in fury, he can't believe it. Damo's pulling him to the ropes. Damo's almost there and Hart breaks the hold and goes right to clubs on the back of Damo's head. Hart puts damo up against the bottom rope and stands up and start to choke Damo with his foot. Damo grabs at the ropes and Hart's foot but Hart's a crazed man. Damo then latches onto Hart's right leg, just above his knee. He puts pressure on it and Hart has no control. Damo pushes him back and himsefl off the ropes. Damo gets to his feet and stand in the middle of the ring with Hart's leg in his hand. Hart falls to his back and Damo turns him over and then turns it into a sharpshooter of his own! But this is his own Devastator.. Damo holds Hart's legs and then arches way back to ontop of Hart and just rips at Hart's legs and core muscles. Damo roars with power.
 
Trunks: "I WAS KIDDING DAMO! I LOVE YOU! WIN! WIN! WIN!"
 
Joey: "Did you see it, Trunks? he just manipulated Hart right back to the mat with his bare hands."
 
 Damo's done his damage, that's all it was for. He releases the hold and fumbles around a little bit, feeling the affect of the sharpshooter on him. Damo stumbles back to Hart and pulls him to his feet. Damo sets him up, not like normal.. and delivers A GNG! Guts n Glory!!!
 
Joey: "That's Hart's signature move!!"
 
Trunks: "And Damo's going to end Hart with one of his own! PURE BRILLIANCE!!"
 
 Damo drops and covers. 1.. 2.. THRE--!! KICKOUT!!! At the very last millisecond, Hart kicks out of his own move!!! Damo looks shocked.. totally amazed. Lost as to how this is. Damo throws his arms up in the air and starts arguing with the ref. Damo shoves the ref and the ref shoves back. Damo decapitates the ref with a HUGE CLOTHESLINE!! especially for such a tiny person. The ref's down. Damo roars with anger and frustration. He goes to the outside and grabs a chair. He comes slides back into the ring and as soon as he's up he's GORED! wait.. then he's lifted, turned around and planted with a spinebuster!! HART JUST OBLITERATED DESTRUCTION!! Hart pulls the ref over and wakes him up. Hart then tirelessly drapes an arm over Damo's massive chest.. 1! 2!
 
Trunks: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
 
 KICKOUT!!11111!!!1!!!1!!!!!!!11!! DAMO KICKED OUT OF HIS OWN MOVE! Hart gets up and hits the ref too. He picks the ref up in a military press and throws him over the ropes. Hart looks down and there lay the steel chair. He smiles sadistically and reaches down for it. He holds it in his hand and smiles at the crowd. He turns to hit Damo with it.. but there's no Damo. "WHAT? WHERE IS HE!?" Hart yells. Damo then pops up behind Hart. Hart turns and Damo smiles and whips him to the ropes. hart comes back and OBLITERAT-- No, Hart reverses into FASHIONABLEY LA-- no, Damo whips again.. ducks, then OBLITERATOR!!!!! by the King of Destruction. It seems Hart landed a DDT too. A ref runs down to the ring just in time.. Both men lay with one arm over the other's chest. 1.. 2.. 3!!!
 
Trunks: "YAY! DAMO WON!!"
 
Joey: "What a great match, Trunks. A true battle of warriors!!"
 
Trunks: "I don't care!! I'M RICH!!"
 
"This bout has been decided in a draw!!"
 
Trunks: "WHAT!? DOES THAT MEAN I'M RICH!!?"
 
Joey: "Both men got the pin.. whoa, what an end."
 
 Damo and Hart both have their hands raised in victory. The crowd BUZONKO! for them. What a show. Both men stand in the middle of the ring. Hart, his face covered in his own blood. Damo too, covered in hart's blood. Hart stands there, as does Damo both looking each other in the eye. Damo offers his hand.. just as Hart wanted. A happy ending to it all. Hart glares at Damo, maybe Hart can't ring true to his words after what just happened.. after he thought he'd win. But Hart accepts. Hart grasps Damo's hand and shakes it. Both men raise each other's arm in victory. Damo nods at Hart and leaves.. that's it. It's done.. Neither was *the* better man.. On even playing field..

Backstage we see WRM and Matt Taylor exchanging some last minute words before the big match. Matt walks out the door of the locker room and looks back waiting on Mercy.

Taylor: You following, mate?

WRM: Yeah just a sec, Matt. I need to grab a few things. I'll meet you at the gorrilla spot before you go out there, okay?

Taylor: Cool, see you out there.

Matt leaves and Mercy turns around to pick something up out of a black duffell bag when all of a sudden the door slams shut.

WRM: Matt!? Matt is that you?

WRM walks over to the door, and ends up walking right into it when to his surprise the door doesn't open. WRM turns the knob and pushes, but nothing.

WRM: What the Hell!?! CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME?? THE DOOR IS JAMMED!

"We hear you."

WRM: Who's there? Can you try to let me out?

"Well I probably could...hold on a second."

The camera shifts to the hallway where we see The Freaks standing on the hood of the English mobile that was somehow driven into the building and parked in front of their locker room door. Smooth guys.

Cross: Oh wait...I can't.

WRM: WHY NOT??

Cross: Well I just don't really want to.

Ryan: Yeah, we don't really feel like letting you out.

WRM: Wait a second...CROSS...RYAN...I SWEAR TO GOD!

Ryan: Your mouth.

Cross: Shut it.

Ryan: Prag.

Cross: Why don't you turn on the monitor and watch closely...as The Freaks once again...

Ryan: School your pathetic asses!

They hop off the hood of the car and walk out of the picture. WRM is pounding on the door and suddenly Cross steps back into the scene. He knocks on the door and disguises his voice.

Cross: What's going on out here!?

WRM: A couple of immature little assholes locked me in the room, can you let me out?

With the real voice back and a laugh to the camera.

Cross: SHIT HAPPENS SUCKAAAA!

WRM pounds on the door some more as Cross walks away laughing.

Joey: It’s now time for our Main Event of the evening, which will pit Matt Taylor, Xtreme Impact Champion, against SkylarX, Reckless Champion.

 

Trunks: Yeah, but there’s only one thing screwy about this.

 

Joey: What?

 

Trunks: Matty doesn’t know he’s all alone out here, no matter what happens. He didn’t see The Freaks barricade WRM in his locker room.

 

Joey: Yeah, I can’t believe they did that.

 

Trunks: It was pretty funny.

 

Joey: Whatever you say.

 

Trunks: That’s right, whatever *I* say.

 

“Alive�?by P.O.D. slowly falls quiet as Matt Taylor hands over his Impact Title Belt to the referee, eyeballing SkylarX, who only stares him right back down. After placing both belts at ringside, the referee returns to the center of the ring, looks to each competitor, and then calls for the bell.

 

*DING!*

 

Joey: Here we go.

 

The guys circle up�?Matt stops, and so does Skylar. Taylor extends a hand to Sky.

 

Trunks: What the hell is this?

 

Skylar looks at Matt, then at Matt’s hand, then back at Matt�?SLAP! Taylor raises his fingertips to touch his now burning left cheek before looking up at SkylarX.

 

Joey: OH SNAP!

 

Trunks: What the FU#& did you just say?!?

 

Joey: Uh�?oh, goodness, look what’s happening now.

 

Taylor suddenly leaps at Skylar in a rage, flinging around a storm of fists, forearms, and elbows, all directed at the head of SkylarX. Matty starts to back Skylar toward the corner, but Sky turns it around and forces Matt back into the buckles. Sky slings several right hands, directly to the jaw of Taylor. He stops, and whips Matt across, toward the opposite buckles. English jumps up onto the second rope, stopping himself safely, and head-fakes that he’ll jump back at Sky, but he doesn’t. Sky drops to the mat, expecting Matt to fly over him�?and then gets back up kind of confused. Before Skylar has time to let it all register, Matty jumps backwards, going right over Sky’s head, hooking the legs, and falling backwards in a reverse hurricanrana type move, right into the pin. Skylar kicks out at two. Both men up, and Taylor goes for the dropsault�?but Skylar gets his hands up. Taylor lands on his chest�?SKYLAR DROPS THE LEG! Right on the back of Matt’s head! Skylar rolls his opponent over�?one�?two�?th- SHOULDER UP! Skylar gets a frustrated pick-up on Matty, and overzealously goes for a DDT, taunting the crowd�?Taylor’s arms suddenly wrap around Skylar’s waist, he latches on�?NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX! BRIDGE�?ONE�?TWO�?THRE- KICKOUT!

 

Joey: And yet *another* near fall in this match.

 

Both men back to their feet, and Skylar gets the advantage, forcing Taylor back against the ropes. Sky with the whip across the ring, Taylor jumps up onto the middle rope like a Lionsault�?AND SKYLAR DROPKICKS HIM RIGHT IN THE ASS! Taylor flips over the top rope, flopping out onto the floor at ringside. Wow, I didn’t know SkylarX could be *that* clever. Anyway, Sky stalks over to the ropes, looking down at his fallen opponent. He climbs out onto the apron�?Taylor gets up�?Sky springboards off the middle rope, turns in mid-air for a crossbody�?GUTBUSTER! Taylor stuck the knee out, and SkylarX landed right across it, ribs-first! Sky rolls around on the concrete floor in agony, writhing in pain. Taylor with the pick-up and he drags Skylar toward the ring steps. He SLAMS SKYLAR’S FA-�?NO! Skylar stops himself with his hands�?elbow to Matt’s gut�?THWAP! Skylar slams MATT’S face into the steps! Skylar is still holding his midsection as he rolls Taylor, who is holding his forehead, back into the ring under the bottom rope. Skylar scales the turnbuckles as Taylor is still laid out�?NIP UP BY MATT TAYLOR! He runs at the near ropes�?and LEAPS up onto the top�?before SRPRINGING sideways toward a vertically perched SkylarX�?HURRICANRANA!!! SKYLAR HAD NO TIME TO REACT!

 

Trunks: What the?!?

 

Joey: Did he just?!?

 

He did! Pin�?UNO�?DOS�?TRE- FOOT ON THE ROPE!!! Taylor can’t believe it! Skylar still isn’t moving, however, and Taylor goes to the apron to the top turnbuckle once more. He’s set perfectly�?Skylar is in position�?AND THERE’S CROSS!

 

Joey: I knew it would happen eventually!

 

Cross is up on the apron on the opposite side of the ring from Taylor�?and Matt jumps down off the top rope, into the ring, and approaches Cross, who is distracting the referee. He yells at Cross, who yells right back. Taylor flips Cross the bird and Cross flips it back, all that crap. Suddenly the crowd EXPLODES!!! What happened??? Taylor shrugs Cross off like he’s nothing�?turns�?BAM! ZERO SUPERKICK FROM RYAN FOCKIN CAIN!!!

 

Joey: Damn it! That’s enough of this! It happens every week!

 

Trunks: Well, what do you expect? It is a FEUD.

 

Taylor is laid OUT in the middle of the ring. SkylarX finally makes his way up to his feet, and he has no idea what’s going on. Cross is STILL distracting the referee.

 

Joey: Oh, come on! This is ridiculous!

 

BAM AGAIN! Zero Superkick to the back of Skylar’s head! Sky falls limply across the chest of Matt Taylor and Ryan slides to the outside, crawling underneath the ring as Cross jumps down off the apron. The referee turns around.

 

Joey: NO! NOT THIS WAY!!!

 

Trunks: Oh, shut up. You sound like one of those lame corporate announcers.

One�?two�?THREE!

 

*DING!*