Joey: "And now we have the RETURN of Nic E Dangerously-"

Trunks: "Oh shut the hell up, Joey. We say that every month, it's getting kinda old."

Joey: "-taking on KD Simon. Do you have a problem, Trunks?"

Trunks: "Yeah, I do. Every month, we gotta see NED throw a big fit and leave, and every month he comes back and you gotta act like it's Hogan or something. Why don't you just get a life, and call the stupid match?"

[Already in the ring, NED is pacing back and forth in his corner, giving a glare towards KD. KD has both hands on the top rope, leaning back in the corner, as the bell rings. Slowly, both men stalk towards one another, step by step.

Joey: "This is also KD Simon's redebut, he hasn't had a match since he faced on of Dangerously's old running mates, Xander Allen Walker of the Dangerous Alliance."

Trunks: "A match he lost!"

Joey: "Very right there, but I think I see new life in KD tonight."

Trunks: "His track record speaks for itself, in hushed whispers, while NED's speaks volumes in a high pitched squeal, Joey. If youc atch my drift."

Joey: "I don't think I do- look, they've locked up!"

[And locked up, they did. NED pushes KD back a couple steps, and then KD shoves NED back one... NED almost loses his footing and both men try to gain the upper hand... wrenching arms and shoulders, finally, KD takes his right leg and kicks NED in the side... NED falters for a second- just a second, and then reems KD with a knee stright into the kidneys... KD lets go and backs up, holding his stomach while bent over, and NED hammers his back, and sends him to the ropes- NED goes for power straight off, and lariats wildly, but KD ducks it, and NED spins too much- KD grabs him for a waistlock, possible german suplex- but NED back elbows, and KD has a hard time shaking it off right away... NED swings back with his opposite arm and lands a blow ont he temple of KD, and gets released....NED wrenches around and kicks, then goes for a gutwrench- but KD gains footing a tad faster, and backdrops NED, and gains the upperhand.

Joey: "Both men going for fundamentals to feel each other out..."

Trunks: "Another way of saying BORING!"

[KD spins and lays the boot to NED- NED's sitting, and after three boots, KD grabs his head and does a whipper snapper- and NED snaps back. KD goes for an early cover but NED kicks out with authority. A race up- and KD lunges his high knee into NED with a jump, and catches him off guard- NED bends back with arms flailing, and KD catches him in a front waist lock and goes for a belly to belly- NED tries to regain balance but, it's too late as he's swung up and released, tossed on his back and slides some- he rolls to push up, but KD's right on it with a high punt kick to the head- NED flies up on his knees, and wobbles for a moment, then goes to fall forward. KD catches him, picks him up and goes for a snap- and delivers- a float over for the pin- ONE! TWO! NO! NED kicks out, and KD forces him up- he rips him by one arm and goes for a short arm-but NED catches him with sheer strength and lays him out... KD rolls away, and NED grabs the top for leverage to gain his bearings... but KD swings to his feet, sees NED not looking- and runs, jumps over and hangman's him on the top!! KD falls to the floor, and NED snaps back and is laid out...

Joey: "Oh, and Dangerously is making some bad mistakes tonight, Trunks."

Trunks: "He's got a bit of ring rust, yeah."

[KD stumbles up, excited about the hunt, and rolls into the ring and crawls over fast for a hook and cover- ONE! TWO! NO! NED gets a shoulder up, and KD wrenches him up again, and puts him into the corner, for some old school chops.... WOOOO! WOOOO! WOOO! Three of them, and NED's chest is red. KD turns, and asks the crowd if they want one more... "HELL YEAH!" and WOOOO! NED leans forward, but, KD puts his shoulder into him to straighten him back out. He goes for one more chop- but a stiff leg to the stomach says no, and NED swings him into the corner, and then lays in three wild chops in a row, not even giving KD time to feel the first before he lays in the third... after wards, KD leans forward, and NED scoops him like a suplex, and sits him on the top rope.

Trunks: "It's over!"

Joey: "Dangerously's on again, off again finisher, folks!"

[NED goes for the "Painkiller DDT", but once KD is set, he muscles in some knuckles to NED's face. NED takes them in the forehead, and backs off. KD sets up for the "Blaze of Glory"... but as he jumps, NED catches him with his shoulder, and slams him HARD into the corner, knocking all air out of him, and then lays down the elbows over and over until KD starts slinking down further and further... KD rocks and reels, and just when he goes to sit, NED takes him by a limp arm and shoots him hard to the opposite corner, and then BAM... KD hits, and hits hard, stumbling out a couple inches, when NED runs full blast for an Avalanche- he jumps high and KD moves... jsut in time, as NED smacks face first into the ringpost... he stumbles out, and turns into KD's desperate "Old School Revolver"... bam! KD rolls with a leg- ONE! TWO! NO!!!

Joey: "I can't believe it, his foot was on the rope!"

[KD beats the mat with open hands, but then takes NED's arm and drags him to the center- ONE! TWO! NO!!! NED gets a shoulder up, and KD throws a small fit- but then, points to the ropes, as he goes for the "Simon Sault"... he takes flight, and he meets- NED's knees!! KD pops off and rolls... NED staggers up and KD comes at him- NED grabs him in a double underhook, and nails a Chestbreaker- KD pops off and stumbles back into the ropes... NED goes for a clothesline, to get him out of the ring, but KD ducks it, and NED goes too far over- KD grabs him in a waistlock- one belly to back... rolls... two belly to backs... rolls... THREE... NED is laid out, and it took alot out of KD< who goes to one knee to catch his breath!

Joey: "Hat trick! Will that be enough?!"

[KD lurches over to cover, and NED rolls to his stomach to avoid it. KD picks him up, and NED rails him with the "Deus Ex Machina", and now, KD's in a bad spot. NED crashes on him and goes for the cover- ONE! TWO! NO! NED sits back up on his knees, and points to his noggin. NED grabs KD's legs... and goes for the "Divine Recline"... KD comes to while NED cross him into the Cloverleaf... and he flops KD back on his stomach, and goes to lock it in-

Trunks: "OKAY! Now it's really over-"

Joey: "The Divine Recline- no one's ever gotten out of this one, Trunks!"

Trunks: "Oh.. I know!"

[NED slides KD so it's locked in and puts a foot on his head, as KD flails his arms, in tremendous pain... He ties to pushup, but he he has to make the pain worse to do that... he tries to roll but NED's foot anchors him...

Trunks: "I can hear the 'you tapped out' chants now. Haha, I love when jobbers cry. CRY KD... CRY LIKE A LITTLE BABY!"

[NED leans back and tries to force the tap, but KD won't do it. So, NED decides to make him pass out, and presses harder and harder- KD pushes up, going red with pain... His arms pop out veis as his head lifts up NED's foot, but NED stiomps him back down onto his chest, and KD flails some more, back at square one.

Joey: "End the match, KD, not your career!"

[KD reaches back with his arms, yelling in pain, but grabs NED's ankle... and then pops it off his head...

Trunks: "What the hell-?"

[NED's foot is on the canvas now, and KD's arms are locked on it just above his shoulder, as another war cry emerges, and KD rolls as he tucks his head-

Joey: "Is he-"

Trunks: "-breaking out of it?"

[KD turns onto his shoulders, and rolls NED over him using what's left of his legs- flinging NED over him and onto the cavas, stupified!! The crowd is shocked, screaming... surely, KD tapped out...

Joey: "He just broke the Divine Recline, Trunks... no one has ever done that!"

Trunks: "That's impossible, that just can't be- look, NED doesn't believe it, so it didn't happen. It couldn't have. It just couldn't have!"

[KD is breathing hard, and NED is in shocked surprise. NED rolls out of the ring, and heads over to a chair.

Joey: "What the hell, Trunks? Why is he doing this?"

[NED folds it, still stupified that the "Divine Recline" was broken, for the first time ever. He slides back in, wide eyed. He's still shocked. KD pushes up, aching and hurt, the "Recline" is painful, takes so much out of a man... KD climbs up using the ropes, and sees NED raising the chair. he steps away to attack while he still has a chance, but he's significantly slowed down now... and NED claps it into the top of his face and KD is laid out in a sprawl. NED looks down at him, chair at his side, as the bell rings.

"Your winner as a result of a disqualification... K...D... SIMON!"

Joey: "That... that asshole..."

[NED's still looking down at KD, and wipes the hair from his own face, as KD's sleeping like a baby, with a gash over his left eye. NED caught him good, too good, and now it's running down his head to the canvas. NED shakes his head, as the ref shoves him. NED drops the chair, and leaves the ring. The ref checks on KD, as we fade to commercial.

 

 

 

 

"The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL! Introducing first from Hollywood, California... he is the current God of Wrestling and the Supernova, JT Kash!!!"

"Aero Zeppelin" by Nirvana hits and JT Kash makes his way down the ramp. He's holding his large metal breifcase labeled "GOW" on the side in black letters. He points to it knowingly, and then points to his brain, grinning as he takes a walk towards the ring.

Joey: You know, JT putting himself in charge of the GOW can be very interesting- but I only hope we can trust him not to put the tournament in his favor. After all, he is also competing.

Trunks: Why the heck would he need to put the tournament in his favor? He won a Quad Cage last year against 8 of W2K's finest wrestlers. I heard Nic E Dangerously backed out though. That's interesting, because he backed out last year too. I see a pattern, and I don't mean your ugly tie Joey.

Joey: NED has clocked in his time, Trunks, and if he doesn't want to compete then he doesn't have to. I worry though, after that match with KD Simon, could NED be losing his cool? Either way, he will not be participating in the God of Wrestling tournament for the second consecutive year. However, both of the next match's competitors will be.

JT is now in the ring with his breifcase, holding a microphone.

JT Kash: "Now, as you all know, the God of Wrestling tournament starts next week. You should also know that, in the absence of management, I've taken it upon myself to run the tournament. The list of participants is now finalized, and the brackets will be up tomorrow. I'm sure, naturally, the cult following will be pulling for JT Kash as they always do."

A nice pop from the Texas branch of the cult.

JT Kash: "Well as you should also know, Ace Hart attacked my good friend Lucas. Now of course, as the tournament operator, you probably expect me to yank Ace Hart out of the tournament. Well, you may be surprised to find that I'm not that petty. Not at all. In fact, Ace Hart was the first one I put on the bracket! Let's see..."

JT opens the breifcase and pulls out a clipboard...

JT Kash: "Oh right, here he is. Right next to... oh! Why, it looks like his opponent next week will be Scott Blaze!!! Oops, wait, looks like I misread. His opponent next week won't be Scott Blaze, looks like it's Matt Matlock. Oh, Jesus, my eyes must be failing in my old age. Next week in Ace Hart's GOW Qualifier, he'll be taking on Matt Matlock AND Scott Blaze in a Triple Threat match. Good luck, douchebag."

"And introducing his opponent, from Oxford, England, United Kingdom... she is the Billion Dollar Bitch, and the W2K Championess... Isabella Taylor!!!"

"Soulfire" by Twelve Stones hits the speaker, and immediately there is a mixed reaction from the fans. Izzy's attitude has made her unpopular, but some of the fans can't deny her skill and success. JT himself claps from inside the ring as Izzy makes her way onto the stage, holding the title high. She walks, or rather struts, down the ramp towards the ring. She and JT have a quick moment of staring, but JT grins and sits on the rope for her. Izzy smiles and climbs the steps. However, she walks to the other side of the apron, ignoring JT holding the ropes for her. She enters the ring and grins right back at him. JT holds his heart, apparently quite distrought.

Joey: It's hard to tell, there's either no love lost here... or a lot of it.

Trunks: Nah, those two are so last year. I think Jennifer Lopez is marrying JT Kash after the show. The divorce is just before the reception.

Joey: Jennifer Lopez jokes? I'm not sure it's JT and Izzy who are last year, Trunks. Reguardless, this should be quite a bout, and it's between two athletes who will be entering the GOW Tournament. For all we know, we could be seeing this match again should they both advance to the finals. This is a great opportunity for other GOW entrants to scout out the competition.

The bell rings and JT and Izzy circle around. They seem to be speaking with each other, probably some kind of witty banter. It's probably hilarious. JT soon stops and leans on the ropes, calling out to his Cult Following. A huge chant goes up for him. Izzy calls out to her cult, except instead of the fans, she just holds up her title. That's all the cult she needs. JT nods his appreciation for the title, taking it from her to admire it. However, soon he places it around his waist and declares himself the new Championess. In a fit, Izzy tackles him and the two are instantly on the mat exchanging lightning holds.

Trunks: Well if you can't get the W2K Championship, you might as well be the Championess.

Joey: I resent that, and after the main event of Fade To Black, it's clear to me that the Championess Title stands on it's own. I think JT Kash makes a great Championess. Izzy's just a sore loser.

A sore loser with a large boot. After JT flips out of an Arm Drag, Izzy delivers a kick to the back of his head. JT rolls away, but Izzy's pulled the belt off of him. She hands it to the referee, yelling at him a bit, but JT rolls her up during the lecture for a two count. JT backs off to the corner, grinning over at her. Izzy calmly collects herself and informs JT that he can kiss her... well, her hind regions. Not one to refuse an offer, JT comes right back in and the two collide in a grapple. Izzy goes behind being smaller, and rolls JT up. JT reverses the rollup, but Izzy rolls it one more time and grabs the ropes... two count, but JT exits the ring a little surprised.

Joey: It's like they're playing with each other in there.

Trunks: It must be some kind of English "witty" style wrestling. Like Mexican Lucha, but in the UK. They just pansy around until one of them runs out of sarcasm and submits.

Izzy mocks JT, calling out to his Cult, but she gets a bunch of boos. JT returns to the ring though, bringing with him a "Join The Cult" t-shirt. He offers it to Izzy and she smiles, accepting. The fans almost cheer her, but then she knees JT downstairs and starts using the shirt to choke him out!!! Once she's got JT dizzied up, she tosses the shirt to the ground and steps on it direspectfully. Unfortunately for her, JT grabs it and rips it out from under her. Izzy slips and hits the mat, and immediately JT leaps up and goes for the Sharpshooter. Izzy grabs the shirt and somehow manages to put it on, hoping to get in JT's good graces. She grins at him and JT grins back, helping her up. JT turns to the fans to ask what to do, but Izzy prepares to low blow him. Before she can, JT leaps for the Stigma Killer... but Izzy pushes him away angrily. She exits the ring for a breather of her own.

Joey: Reminds me of a cartoon, kind of.

Trunks: When does the anvil drop on JT Kash? I've been waiting for two years.

Izzy yanks a trash can out from under the ring, and promptly throws the shirt in, laughing. However, she looks up and finds JT springboarding off the ropes into a huge Plancha!!! Both of them collide and smash into the matting. JT is up first and he rolls Izzy into the ring, but only gets a two count. He picks Izzy up and tries to Irish Whip her to the corner, but Izzy reverses the whip. JT oversells and takes a spill up the turnbuckles, but he manages to keep his balance on the top. He tries to Moonsault, but Izzy runs up and Dropkicks him in the back. JT gets hung up there. Izzy grabs him by the neck and pulls him back a little... nailing a very unique Reverse DDT. She hooks the leg, but only gets a two count when JT's foot finds the rope.

Joey: I think playtime is over, and it's about time. These two are great athletes and it's always a treat to see matches like this. I really can't wait for GOW to start up, because you know every match in that tournament will be spectacular.

Izzy lifts JT, but he's recovered a little and shoves her away. JT lays into her with a stiff chop to her chest, and only then realizes that Izzy's chest has a little more padding than his. However, Izzy clutches her chest frantically, falling back to the ropes. She hugs herself, apparently in a lot of pain. JT comes over to check if she's alright, but the second he does, Izzy fires back with a kick and a super harsh DDT that spikes JT head-first. She gets up and taunts a bit to JT's beloved Cult. When she finishes, JT has gotten up to his knees, still apparently out of it. He pleas with Izzy, and of course Izzy's ego loves it. She looks around to gloat at the arena that's booing her, but when they start cheering, she turns back to JT. He's off his knees, and on his feet... well, one foot. That's all you need when you deliver Sweet Chin Music. Izzy gets caught and JT hooks the leg, but it's a close two count.

Joey: Ouch, and Izzy gets played there. That's a first.

Trunks: Yeah, usually it's JT with his foot in his mouth.

JT signals for the Stigma Killer as Izzy begins getting to her feet. She stumbles around, and when JT leaps for it, Izzy's quick reflexes react instantly. She grabs him around the neck and nails a Flashback, which turns JT's momentum against him and places it right on his neck. He's sprawled out, and so Izzy goes out to the apron for the Taylor Turnover. She leaps into the Springboard, but JT kips up at the last minute and Izzy lands on her ribs. JT goes to the corner as Izzy crawls to her feet. She turns around and the Sweet Chin Music is headed her way, but she ducks the kick and sends a Clothesline straight into JT's groin. Ouch.

Joey: Ouch...

Trunks: Ouch.

JT staggers around, but he can't stay standing. He flops onto his back Flair-style, and Izzy is already climbing the turnbuckles. She stands, and in an amazing display, Izzy springs off into a 630 Splash!!! "The Prosecution". That's right, those are 630 *degrees* of spinning. Izzy bounces off JT in a huge impact, but dives right back onto him, hooking both legs. JT attempts a mild kickout at the two count, but it's one second too late as the third count is slammed down. The bell rings with Isabella Taylor's hand raised in victory.

Joey: A little shady, but more than a little convincing. Izzy picks up a solid win going into the tournament.

Trunks: It's a good thing JT already has a daughter, because I guarantee he won't be getting a son. Can someone get him some ice?

"Here is your winner by Pinfall... Isabella Taylor!!!"

Izzy pulls away and stands above JT, looking tired and a little bit angry. She scowls, but it turns into a smirk. JT sits up and returns the smirk, and Izzy helps him to his feet. A little bit groggy, JT himself raises Izzy's hand. He pats her on the back and then, well, somewhere else... but Izzy is high on her victory and doesn't mind. JT exits the ring, grabbing his silver breifcase. As he walks up the ramp, he points to it, and suddenly Izzy is right back to her game face. They both seem to realize that their match was only a warmup, and GOW is the real deal.

Joey: Next week is the tournament, folks, and we're a step closer to deciding the 2005 God of Wrestling!