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God of Wrestling
Deadline: Saturday @ Midnight EST
Venue: W2K Arena, San Antonio, Texas
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Scene opens up showing Hernandez, Ryan Cain's dog walking down the hallway. Johnny Askin runs up to him with a microphone, but the dog just shrugs him off.

Askin: Please a word, sir!

Hernandez: WOOFEDY WOOFSTER!

Askin:

Herny struts passed the bewildered interviewer and pushes open a door, he walks on inside as the door closes in front of the camera. The last shot we see is the name plate.

THE CASUAL FREAKS

"The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL, and is a Contendership match for the MSN Championship! Already in the ring, from Salt Lake City, Damien 'The Real Deal' Collins!!!"

The lights fade and "Aero Zeppelin" by Nirvana hits the speakers. JT Kash makes his way out through the curtain, hurrying towards the ring. He doesn't even stop to signal off his pyros, and so his blue "X" pyro simply goes off on it's own. The crowd cheers wildly, but clearly Kash isn't in it. He stops on the outside of the ring, lifts the apron, and he grabs a kendo stick. Kash slides into the ring.

"Now entering the ring, weighing in at- aaaaack!!!"

Kash swings the kendo stick over the announcer, and the announcer dives from the ring. Collins comes up behind Kash, but gets a shot to the ribs. Collins doubles over and catches a whack in the back from the kendo. Finally Kash winds up and nails Damien in the forehead. DC stumbles back to the corner and JT follows, Clotheslining DC in the corner using the kendo as an armguard. Kash presses the kendo into DC's throat and the crowd is in an uproar.

Joey: Man, I knew Kash was only here to take out his aggressions, but he's upset Trunks!

Trunks: If you didn't catch it, JT doesn't really give a crap about his job, but he feels like kicking some ass so he decided to grace us with his presence. How nice.

"And hopefully making his way to the ring sometime soon, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada... weighing in at 300 pounds... he is the King of Hearts, Ace Hart!!!"

Right on cue, "My Time" hits the speakers, rewritten by Motorhead. The crowd flares with anger as red and white strobes attack the stage. Hart comes out through the curtain, but he doesn't seem to be in a hurry. It's clear that he's purposely taking his time, and he's got a big smile on his face doing it.

Joey: Well, why wrestle, when you can let someone else do it for you? Jerk.

Trunks: I wonder if the same thing applies to commentating this match...

Back in the ring, JT is delivering furious chops to the chest of Damien Collins. If he was silent all week, he certainly isn't silent now. With each chop he roars, especially when JT starts using the kendo stick to chop for him. Finally he breaks the damn thing over DC's head and tosses the poor kid to the outside of the ring. Kash remains inside, but climbs the turnbuckles and perches on the top rope. Collins struggles to remember where he's at. He stands up a little shakily and stumbles to the barricade to sign autographs. JT doesn't even wait for DC to turn around. He flies off the top rope, plummets, and smashes into the back of DC like a meteor. The two of them fly over the barricade and into the front row, knocking over a few fans. The ones who aren't recovering are chanting "Holy Sh*t!!!" at the top of their lungs.

Trunks: JESUS!!! He could have killed somebody!!!

Joey: I certainly hope those fans are okay. What a terribly reckless decision on Kash's part.

Trunks: He's got no qualms breaking a few eggs to make his omelete tonight.

Joey: He's not even making an omelete, Trunks! He only came to break the eggs!

Lets hope eggs are the only thing broken. Ushers frantically escourt fans out of the area as JT shoves a guy over to take his chair. Collins is nailed in the back of the head, and the kid goes stumbling down an isle. Kash raises the chair over his head and hurls it at DC. Collins yelps and ducks it, then leaps into a row of chairs, out of sight. Kash stalks up the stairs after him, but he goes a few rows too far, and DC is leaping over chairs to get back to the ring area. Kash gets a running start, steps off of a chair, and does a one man Poetry in Motion over a few rows to land right on DC!!! The two of them crash into a bunch of chairs and send rows 4-7 into dissaray. Luckily the area was cleared of fans that time.

Joey: THIS IS MADNESS!!! This is a WRESTLING match!!!

Trunks: Didn't JT get the memo about being boring? I mean, uhh, wrestling the "MSN Style"?

By now, Ace Hart is at ringside, watching the brutality from a safe distance. He watches JT slowly crawl out of the pile of overturned chairs, and he sees his chance. Ace is over the barricade in no time flat, and he grabs JT by the shorts and hurls him back over the barricade. Kash rolls and crashes into the steel stairs. Ace is right on him, whipping him into the ring post and a few other things before stuffing JT back into the squared circle. Finally, the bell rings.

*ding ding*

Ace pulls in Kash for a Pedigree right off the bat, but JT still has some struggle left. Unfortunately, Ace sees JT is nursing his knee after the chair collision, and he quickly releases the Pedigree and simply kicks JT's leg out from under him. JT falls and hugs it close. Ace yanks him to the corner and slides out of the ring. He grabs JT's knee from the outside and drags it towards the ringpost. He grabs JT's other leg and wraps him around the ringpost in a Figure Four position, which is apparently quite painful judging by JT's spastic struggling. Ace keeps it in for much longer than what seems to be comfortable, but JT is able to break free. Ace attempt to get it back in, but JT wraps his legs around Ace's head and pulls his face into the ring post. Kash rolls out of the corner and Ace dizzily stumbles back into the ring.

Trunks: JT's got himself an early injury, and Ace knows about it. Bad news.

Joey: Ace has some long-time injuries of his own, and it's a safe bet that if we know about them, JT Kash knows about them. He may not care about his job, but like he said, he's still doing it. I bet he did his homework.

Ace goes after JT, but gets a Drop Toe Hold from Kash playing possum. JT gets back to his feet as Ace is coming back up and bounces off the rope. Kash ducks in to Spear, but at the same time Ace grabs him around the head for a DDT. On impact, they both get hurt. And so of course, right on time in accordance with all triple threats, Damien Collins comes back into the picture. He picks up Ace, but Ace was expecting JT, and so Damien is lifted up into an F5 position and slammed down into a Death Valley Driver. Oops. Collins bounces off the floor and Ace rips him right back up. Guts and Glory, and Collins is out cold. Ace pins with one foot, but as he does, JT Kash flies off the top rope and actually manages a "Litacanrana" on the six and a half foot Ace Hart! For more masculine purposes, we'll call it a Top Rope Hurricanrana.

Joey: Close count, but JT breaks it.

Trunks: You know, I don't think people give Ace enough credit, but he's a big guy.

Kash uses the time to grab DC and hook him up in Powerbomb position. He leaps up, and a moment later, Collins is driven into the floor with a Canadian Destroyer!!! Someday Kash will redo his stats and rename it something cooler. For now though, the Destroyer levels Collins again. Kash goes to hook the leg, but he's met by The Crown from Ace!!! Kash is knocked right through the middle ropes and to the outside. Ace hooks DC's leg with the crowd booing, but DC kicks out at two.

Trunks: That's weird, I thought DC's gameplan was to lay down for every match and lose.

Ace grabs him and easily puts DC on the top rope. Ace climbs up there and begins the set up for a Superplex. On the outside, JT Kash has just pulled a ladder out from under the ring and the crowd adores it. He sets it up behind DC on the outside of the ring, behind the corner. JT climbs as Ace stands DC up. JT reaches the top and perches carefully. Ace lifts DC up for the Superplex, but at the apex, JT flies off the Ladder and SPEARS Ace!!! DC goes flying in the Superplex and Ace is crushed under JT's momentum as the three hit the mat!!! That's two Holy Sh*t chants for JT, and I'm betting MSN is not happy about that.

Joey: JT is absolutely nuts tonight!!! This is going to get under MSN's skin, I can tell you that much.

Trunks: Well I don't think there's any room under Ace's skin, what with all the internal bleeding.

Kash pulls himself towards the nearest body, which just so happens to be DC. He pins, but just as he does, Ace's arm goes over DC too! Double pin... but no! DC kicks out at two! God only knows why, he hasn't so much as thrown a punch yet. JT and Ace make eye contact and are pretty upset about almost tying. The two of them crawl up. JT throws a wild punch and catches Ace in the jaw. Ace falls back to the ropes. JT runs to Clothesline him over, but Ace ducks and grabs JT around the mid section. He lifts and spins, right into a Spinning Spinebuster that Ace calls the Fall From Fame. Ace hooks the leg... but DC breaks the pinfall up. Ace gets up and Clotheslines the crap out of Collins. He bends down to pick DC up, but JT grabs Ace by the hair and yanks him backward, causing Ace's back to fall right on JT's waiting knee. Ace's bad back suffers it's first attack, and quickly JT combos it into the Figure Four Leg Lock, making sure Ace's bad knee feels the pressure too.

Joey: I told you! Somewhere in there he cares, if nothing else, than just for violence.

Ace is in the middle of the ring and he's feeling the pain. Kash has become quite efficient at making sure he doesn't get tipped over, and so Ace is having a hell of a time trying to flip the move around. He almost does it, but JT turns at the right moment and keeps the move entact. Ace looks like he might tap, but again Collins comes in... this time off the top rope. He splashes on JT, causing a lot of pain to Kash and Ace. The submission is broken and DC wants to win. He grabs both by the hair and pulls them to their feet, which they reluctantly use to stand up. DC seems to be attempting a double DC Drop... but he can't seem to manage it due to the awkward positioning. The timing costs him greatly. Ace reaches a leg back with a low blow and then runs for the ropes. At the same time, JT comes to life and turns DC around for the Stigma Killer. Just as JT leaps, Ace connects with DC's back with The Crown (GORE!) and the move is about fifty times more impactful because of it. Everybody is out of it, but thanks to some fortunate positioning, there is a pin...

1... 2... 3!!!

*ding ding*

Joey: Unlikely, but I'm satisfied.

Trunks: I can't beleive it... Damien Collins...

"Here are your winners..."

Trunks: Lost another damn match!

"Ace Hart and JT Kash!!!"

Everybody's exhausted in the ring, but there are two guys in the ring standing- Titan and Savage. They arrived just as the match ended. Like a swift and efficient unit, Titan catches Ace Hart just as he's about to attack JT from behind. The Titanium Driver sends Ace to dreamland, but Savage has other things on his mind. He scoops up Damien Collins, and quite strangely... he carries him to the back. Titan doesn't even look like he knew Savage would be there. What a team, eh? Titan scoops up Kash so he's standing and raises his arm. JT seems a little surprised, but he saw Titan take out Ace, and so he's not bothered much. "Aero Zeppelin" closes the scene with JT and Titan exchanging "teh evil" glances.

Oh and DC's mouth bone is broken in 100 places and he'll never promo again. *tear*

It was finally GoW and all the wrestlers were pumped up. Most of them arrive like Sapphire Lopez, who was spotted in her locker room. Some of the trainers there told her that she couldn’t join in the fight in her match, because she wasn’t hundred percent. She didn’t care and told them all to go f**k off. She was going into her match that night and there was no way any of them could stop her. Not even MSN could stop her at this point of time. While she was in her locker room, her door open and shut quietly. She was in the corner looking through her bag as she stands up. Placing an article of clothing on her. A man comes up behind her and grabs her around the waist and chest.

Man- “Happy to see me?�?

Sapphire- “No, but I know you’re happy to see me Titan. Just ask your little fellow in your pants there.�?

Titan laughs knowing that she was joking. He pushes against her waist up against him even more. She was not in a good mood and still not herself. Sapphire was trying to get away, pushing him away but nothing worked.

Titan- “My sweet, don’t try to fight me. You know you want me.�?

Sapphire- “Want you? Ha! You’re joking! Who would want you? Not I say the little bird.�?

Titan- “You’re funny you know that. Trying to cover up your feelings with jokes.�?

Sapphire- “Jokes? Well you if you say so then alright. But they aren’t jokes. They’re the truth that comes out of my mouth. Besides you’re the one that has that soft tender spot in your heart for me. Get all weak when you see my poster in the hall. Stiff as hell when you see me walk by, swaying my hips. You have a crush on me and you know it. You just don’t want to admit it to anyone.�?

Titan- “A crush on you?�?

Holds her even tighter around the waist.

Titan- “Never.�?

Sapphire- “Sure. Whatever you say there big guy. But things in your pants don’t lie.�?

She begins to move her hips side to side. Taunting Titan with her Latin ways of passion.

Sapphire- “Like I said things in your pants don’t lie.�?

Titan- “Damn you woman.�?

Lets go of her and hides himself. She turns around a laughs at him bit.

Sapphire- “Damn me? Well if you had more control over yourself, this would of happen now would it? Just look at yourself. Covering up the stiffness in your pants. Pathetic.�?

Titan- “You’re just a trick like the rest of the women here.�?

Sapphire- “Just a trick? Count your lucky stars that I didn’t kick you where it hurts. I do that to most of the men around here if they grab me like that. Besides most of the women around here are tricks. I’m not though. So don’t you dare call me a trick.�?

There’s a knock on the door and she turns her head towards it. She smiles and knew that it was time for her match.

Sapphire- “I would love and stay to chat some more. But I do have to get out there and kick some a**. Maybe next time I will be more happy to stay and have a drink with you.�?

She walks towards the door but stop toe pull Titan close to her.

Sapphire- “You have feelings for me. I can smell it and I can feel it from your eyes. Don’t deny it. Embrace it more then you have with anyone woman in this company.�?

She grabs his head pulls it towards her face to kiss him on the lips. They kissed for a period of time and then lets go. She smiles as she walks off and out the door. Titan just got the taste of Sapphire and now he wants more.

We fade back to the ring where we see seven wrestlers all standing in their own ‘spaces’�?They look around at each other, some looking threatened, others looking confident�?Andrew Jizzmopper stands on the outside, a microphone too his lips�?/FONT>

Andrew Jizzmopper: Ladies and Gentlemen, the Following Contest is for the W2K Xtreme Impact Championship! The first stage of this Contest will be an OVVERRR The Top Battle Royal! Elimination occurs when you throw your opponent over the top rope, and both their feet hit the outside. When two competitors remain, the X-Impact Champion will make their way down to the ring. And we will have a Triple Threat match which will decide the Winner, and THE Xtreme Impact Champion!!

We see DaBiotch and Tyna Hilton shouting at each other across the ring�?Blade Law looks the most calm right now, he leans on the ropes, surveying his opponents�?/FONT>

Joey: So folks, in the ring we have Blade Law, Tyna Hilton, Adam Knoxville, Taurus, Evalie, Frankie ‘The Cameraman" and DaBiotch

Trunks: That is an awesome name, Joey�?/FONT>

Joey: Indeed it is�?and The Referee’s on the outside look reayd to get this match underway�?/FONT>

*Ding Ding*

[Immediately DaBiotch and Tyna charge at each other�?DB takes Tyna down with a Spear�?DB begins to Lay into Tyna.. Everyone else starts more slower�?Adam Knoxville seems to be enjoying the two women fighting but is suddenly knocked down by Taurus�?Taurus drops the elbow onto Adam’s back and then locks in a Sleeper Hold�?Blade Law has started working on Frankie in the corner, laying into him with right hands, before dragging him out the corner and hitting a Belly to Belly suplex�?Evalie looks round, being the odd one out�?She see’s DB beating the crap out of Tyna and randomly kicks DB in the stomach�?Evalie picks DB up and gives her a hard forearm smash to the face before kneeing her in the stomach�?Evalie gets DB in position for a Suplex but DB pushes her away, straight into the waiting arms of Tyna Hilton who lifts Evalie up before slamming her into the mat with a Spinebuster!]

Trunk: Ohh that’s gotta hurt, Joey

[Tyna picks Evalie up, she’s grabs an arm and DB grabs the other.. They each kick Evalie in the stomach, before helping eachother lift Evalie up.. and over the tope rope, to the outside…]

Evalie Is Eliminated

[Taurus is still punishing Knoxville, giving him a straight kick in the stomach…]

Joey: Taurus has a Martial Arts back round by the way, Trunks.

Trunks: Grrrrrreat!

[Taurus grabs Adam’s arms and hits an Underhook Suplex�?Blade Law suddenly dropkicks Taurus in the back of the knee�?Frankie is meanwhile layed out in the corner�?Law stomps on Taurus’s back and grabs his Ankle.. he goes for Ankle Lock but Taurus kicks him away�?Law flies back and both men get to their feet.. Knoxville stumbles into the middle and both men grab the back of Knoxville’s head and toss him over the top rope…]

Adam Knoxville is Eliminated

Trunks: Aww Man I’m Gutted!

[Meanwhile, Tyna and DB have been working on eachother.. Tyna is currently on top as she hits a DDT on DaBiotch�?Tyna walks over to the top rope, she climbs up slowly�?she appears to be going for a Moonsault�?Tyna goes for the move, and hits it!... Tyna gets up as quickly as possible, trying to dodge Law and Taurus as they exchange blows, finally Law manages to kick Taurus in themed section and hit a Neckbreaker�?Tyna gets daBiotch to her feet and grabs the back of her head�?She sends DaBiotch over the top rope.. But DB lands on the apron�?She dodges a right hand from Tyna, and goes through the middle and top rope with a shoulder to Tyna’s ribs�?Tyna stumbles back as DaBiotch springboards off the top rope and cross-bodies Tyna Hilton…]

Trunks: I jus�?love it when two women roll around on the mat

[Law gets Frankie The Cameraman to his feet and chops him in the chest�?Frankie stumbles back, leaning on the ropes�?Law steps back to line up for a Closeline�?But Taurus clubs him the back, law drops to his knee’s�?Taurus casually nails Frankie in the Chin with a Martial Arts Kick, sending our Cameraman over the top rope]

Frankie ‘The Cameraman�?is Eliminated!

Joey: Woah, How Casual was that?

Trunks: That was Comical Joey�?It was like Frankie was nothin�?to him!

[Taurus and DaBiotch simultaneously begin to work on Law and Tyna, respectively. Taurus stomps on Law’s stomach before raising him to his feet�?Taurus chops law across the chest before whipping him into the ropes�?Law ducks a closeline attempt, hitting the opposite ropes, before running right into a Samoan Drop from Taurus�?DB slams Tyna’s head into the turnbuckle, before whipping her into the opposite turnbuckle�?DB charges across the ring and closeline’s Tyna Hilton�?Taurus meanwhile drags Law over to the ropes�?Taurus, the heavier man, lifts Law up by the waist and tries to lift him over the top rope.. Law begins to fight back now with right hands.. Both men now move away from the ropes as Law pounds Taurus with right hands�?Taurus finally pushes Law in the chest, Law stumbles back�?Taurus runs at him but Law hits a an Arm Drag�?Both men get to their feet and once again Law is quicker man, as he dodges a closeline from Taurus and grabs his waist, dragging him back for a German Suplex�?Taurus drags Taurus up again, gripping that waist, and hits a Third German Suplex�?he begins to drag up Taurus again�?and meanwhile DB is in trouble as she’s on the top rope, and Tyna is pushing her off�?Law drags Taurus to his feet for a third time, but DB flies into both men.. Now everyone’s accept Tyna Hilton�?She climbs the top rope�?All three get to their feet slowly�?Tyna leaps off for a Crossbody.. and is caught in all three’s arms…]

Trunks: Man that’s a Bitch�?/FONT>

Joey: A DaBiotch infact

Trunks: Bah..

[They lift Tyna over the top rope, eliminating her…]

Tyna Hilton is Eliminated!

[DB gets taken completely by surprise as Taurus nails her with the ‘Injection�?. The Crowd goes "Ooooo" as they hear the thud with DB’s back hitting the mat�?Taurus gets to his feet, still concentrating on DB before Law grabs Taurus and nails him with a High Angle German Suplex�?Law steps back, stalking Taurus as he begins to get too his knee’s�?Taurus gets too his knee’s and Law goes for ‘The Blade’�?Fortunately Taurus managed to duck the fatal kick and grabs Law’s ankle, tripping him up�?Taurus climbs to his feet and Leg Drops Law on his head�?Taurus then turns his attentions back to DaBiotch�?She’s on her knee’s, holding her stomach.. Taurus picks her up, and begins to send sharp kicks to her legs�?DB stumbles back onto the turnbuckle]

Trunks: I think the end’s near, Joey

Joey: Well atleast Blade’s getting too his feet

[Indeed Blade is getting to his feet�?but Taurus and DB are across the ring and Taurus is trying to choke DB�?after choking her for a few seconds.. Taurus grabs her legs and tried to lift her over the top rope�?Now no-one knows why, but Blade decides to stop this and gives Taurus a right hand, he drops DB back to the mat�?Blade knee’s Taurus in the stomach and locks him in for a Belly-to-Back suplex�?Blade grabs Taurus and gets him to his feet, Blade tries to throw Taurus over the top rope but Taurus gives Blade a right hand just before they reach the ropes.. Blade turns round holding his forehead.. and Taurus spots DB walking towards the centre�?so Taurus grabs DB’s head and throws her over the top rope.. whilst going over, DB grabs Tauru’s waist.. Both go over the top rope, but it’s DB who grabs the ropes as she’s right next to them�?Taurus’s lands on the outside and is totally enraged…]

Taurus is Eliminated!

Trunks: Woah, I seriously didn’t see that coming!

[DB rolls back into the ring and Blade decides to wait for our Champ�?"In The Light" by Full Blown Rose hits the PA System…]

Andrew Jizzmopper: The 2^{nd and FINAL Stage of this match is a Triple Threat match! Making her way to the ring, from Mexico City, the W2K Xtreme Impact Champion�?Sapphireee Lopezzz!!!}

[Sapphire runs out from the back with the Title belt strapped round her waist�?She unclips it as she runs down the rampway�?Sapphire drops the title belt before sliding into the ring.. immediately her and Blade Law begin to go at it�?Sapphire gives Blade a right hand but he suddenly overpowered as he hits an Arm Drag..]

Joey: So it’s Sapphire Lopez, DaBiotch and Blade Law as the remaining wrestlers. The winner will the the X-Impact Champion!

Trunks: Sapphire’s obviously the freshest, so you’d think she’d win this one

[DaBiotch hits Blade with a ‘Biotchy Rawr�? knocking him down�?DB and Sapphire stare eachother down�?no sudden movements until they both walk towards each other.. Locking up until Sapphire cleverly knee’s DB in the ribs before going round the back of her and hitting a Back Suplex�?Sapphire gets up and is suddenly met with a Spinebuster from Blade Law�?Blade hooks the leg�?1�?.2�?Sapphire kicks out.. ]

Joey: Whats DaBiotch doin�??

Trunks: Man she is HAWT!

[Biotch begins to smile provocatively over at Blade Law�?She slowly walks towards him, he almost seems captivated as she is pretty damn HAWT�?Biotch gives him and wink, before suddenly spinning round and going for a Punch..]

Trunks: Ah

[Ah.. Blade catches DB’s punch and grabs her head, slamming her into the mat with a DDT�?Blade shakes his head and her climbs to his feet, suddenly he pushed through the ropes by Sapphire�?Sapphire springboards off the top rope and lands on Blade’s chest as he gets back up, sapphire is sitting on Blade’s chest as she lays into him with stiff right hands�?Sapphire rolls off and picks Blade up, dragging him over to the Steel steps and slamming his face onto them�?The Referee shouts at them from inside the ring�?Sapphire shrugs and drags Blade to the apron, and slams his head on it�?Sapphire pushes Blade head first into the Commentary table�?Blade lays back on the floor, trying to recover�?Sapphire doesn’t notice DB rolling out the ring�?Sapphire turns round as DB tries a Superkick�?Sapphire ducks it though, she goes past DB before turning round and giving her a Bitch Slap and then the ‘Jewel Killer�? a DDT which sends DB to the floor�?Sapphire grabs DB and rolls her onto the Commentary table�?She gives Blade a sharp kick to the stomach before rolling him onto the commentary table�?Sapphire poses fro the Crowd and gets a nice Pop as she climbs the Turnbuckle…]

Trunks: Aww Crap�?/FONT>

[Trunks and Joey move away from their Commentary table�?Sapphire G’s up the crowd again�?Before diving off with an Elbow�?Blade and DB roll off though.. and Sapphire crashes through the table! A Hoard of "HOLY S*IT" chants emerge from the crowd, all around the W2K Arena]

Trunks: She screwed up our table, AND missed them!.. It’s a Good Job you’re HOT!

[Sapphire rolls around in pain�?Blade is first too his feet, a grin coming across his face as he surveys the damage�?DB gets too her feet and dodges a closeline attempt from Blade. DB forearm smashes him in the face before rolling him into the ring�?DB grabs Sapphire and rolls her into the ring aswell�?DB finally climbs in her self and kicks a waiting Blade Law in the gut�?DB runs off the ropes and back at Blade, but Blade catches her with a Side Walk Slam�?Blade hooks the leg�?1…�?.2�? DaBiotch just raises her shoulder off the mat in time�?Blade crawls over to Sapphire and hooks the leg�?1…�?2…�? Kick out at the VERY last millisecond�?Blade scratches his head, clearly frustrated�?Blade grabs Sapphire and raises her to her feet, he lifts her up and runs with her into the corner�?Sapphire grabs her back in pain�?Blade notices DB getting to her feet.. He grabs DB round the waist and runs with her to the other corner, but before reaching it, DB ‘accidently�?catches Blade in the groin with her knee whilst struggling�?Blade release her, and drops down to one knee�?He goes to stand straight but DB hands him a vicious Slap�?and then Blade gets Leg Sweeped by Sapphire who’s recovered�?DB runs at Sapphire but Sapphire fireman carries her�?DB gets back on her feet and Sapphire drops kicks her in the shin�?Sapphire get’s back to her feet]

Trunks: Sapphire’s ontop now�?/FONT>

[Sapphire get’s tripped up by Blade Law�?Blade gets to his feet quickly as Sapphire get’s too her knee’s�?As she does so, Blade catches her in the head with ‘The Blade’�?Sapphire’s out�?Blade’s about to hook the leg when DB schools boy pins him�?……�?2…�?Blade powers out just in time�?Blade and DB get too their feet and DB catches Blade with a knee to the gut.. DB runs at the ropes, and suddenly Taurus emerges and Clubs her in the Back with a Double Fist�?DB stumbles forward into a Spinebuster Slam straight into a Bridge Pin�?Blade screams at the Referee who was tending to Sapphire who had started bleeding a litrle from Blade’s finisher�?The Referee drops down�?.1……�?2…�?.3!!!]

Andrew Jizzmopper: Ladies and Gentlemen�?YOUR WINNER.. AND NEWWWWWW W2K XTREME IMPACT CHAMPIONNN!!! BLLLLADEEE LAWWW!!!

‘Hysteria�?by Muse hits the PA System�?The Referee hands Blade Law the belt as he clambers to his feet�?Blade receives the belt and raises it straight away�?He looks up to the roof, breathing heavily�?The fans give Blade a nice reaction even though Taurus helped in his win�?Taurus has since left the scene�?We cut back to Trunks and Joey, who have had a table set up in place of the old one�?/FONT>

Trunks: That was certainly interesting, Joey

Joey: Great win for Blade, on his Debut for W2K. Shame that Taurus interfered though�?must’ve been for DaBiotch eliminating him earlier�?/FONT>

Trunks: S*it happens, Joey�?/FONT>

The Scene Fades�?/FONT>

We come back in to the backstage area where we see Hernandez walking back out of the Casual Freaks locker room. He looks left, he looks right, he licks his balls then waddles off down the hall...

announcer: The Following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the number one contendership to the MSN/w2k Tag team Championship. This match will be Tornado Tag style and there is no Disqualifications! First off making there way to the ring.

"anarchy in the UK" blasts over the P.a. system and out steps the team of Rave and Lucha Larry. The strut down the ring. Rave obviously inst himself since the Caz are no more. Rave and Lucha Larry climb through the ropes and await there opponents.

"Leap of faith" blasts over the p.a. system and out steps the extreme Hardy Boyz. The hardyz do the usual arm taunt atop the stage the strut down the rampway with Jeff in the front and Matt slowly behind him. The hop into the ring go to each top turnbuckle and taunt the crowd as the girls are screaming for them.

Then "Demon Speeding" blasts over the P.a. system. Out steps Savage with his arms raised proudly in the air. Following close behind him is his partner Titan! They give each other a high five and dash down the rampway. The slide into the ring as all three teams stare each other down.

Joey:Man this is going to be a brutal battle. all three teams fighting for the right to face adam knoxville and Ryan Cain for the tag titles.

Trunks:This is going to be Extreme, I wonder if Msn wants to see this.

The bell sounds as Titan runs straight for Rave who pushes his own partner Lucha Larry right into Titan! Titan catches Larry with a spinebuster. Larry rolls out of the ring as The hardyz begin double teaming Savage. Titan goes to help his partner however Rave taps him on the shoulder and when Titan turns around he gets whapped by a dropkick from Rave. Lucha Larry is now climbing back into the ring as Matt Hardy swings Savage to the turn buckle and Matt gets on his hands and knees and Jeff runs and connects with poetry in motion! Jeff then taunts the crowd but he doesnt see that Lucha Larry is on the top rope and leaps and hits Jeff with a hurricanrana! Jeff goes to the outside. Titan is now giving chops to Matt Hardy. Rave is exchanging right and lefts with Savage. Jeff then pulls out a ladder from under the ring! Jeff slides into the ring with it. Knocking everybody down with it. He puts the ladder of his neck and swings it like a helicopter. Rave and Savage over the top rop still battling! The hardyz are now in control of this matchup.Jeff grabs Larry and delivers a ddt, he then puts the ladder on Larry's body and Matt goes to the top rope. Matt delivers a leg drop! The hurting both men. Savage conitnues his battle with Rave on the outside. Rave swings and Savage ducks and when rave turns around he walks right into a clothsline from hell! Savage then looks under the ring for weapons he pulls out a table! Titan is still in the ring getting trampeled by the hardys. Savage slides in the ring with the table and knocks Matt Hardy out the ring with it busting him wide open. Jeff then hits Savage in the back of the head and then delivers a suplex to Savage onto the ladder. Savage's back is now in pain. Jeff Hardy takes the Table and unfolds the legs to set it up. He then goes to the outside and slides Rave in the ring. Jeff gives a few right hands to Rave. Rave however begins to battle back with a few left and rights of his own. Rave then gives Jeff Hardy an eye rake. Jeff is blinded for a minutes and walks right into a modified Gore by Savage! Jeff is knocked out cold from that move.

Trunks:Savage just delivered the "Hurricane". Jeff is out!

Joey:This match is already heated up! Look Lucha Larry is on the top rope again!

Lucha Larry climbs the top turnbucke and Savage and Rave look on as he delivers a moonsault knocking out Savage and his own partner Rave! Hell he knocked himself out aswell. Matt Hardy has regained composure at this point and gets another ladder out from under the ring. He sets it up right in front of the announce table. He runs at Titan and gives him a clothsline. Matt Hardy signals for the twist of fate. However Rave runs and flips over the top rope knocking Matt down! Jeff hardy runs to help Matt but is stopped by Savage who delivers a dropkick to the back of Jeff hardys legs. Jeff stumble down as Savage lifts him up and delivers a brainbuster. Savage goes for the cover..
1..2..Lucha Larry interupts the count by delivering a dropkick to the head of savage. Lucha lifts him up but Titan slides in the ring and hits him in the back. Titan then kicks Larry in the midsection and powerbombs him right through the table! Lucha Larry has just been broken in half by that powerbomb is lays motionless through the broken table. Titan and Savage then continue there onslaught on Rave. That is until Jeff Hardy comes back into the picture who delivers a spinning heel kick to both Titan and Savage!

Trunks:Wow! Thats vintage Hardy right there!

Joe:brilliant Jeff!

Matt is now back into the ring at this point as he goes for the pin on Lucha Larry. 1..2..Rave breaks up the count! Rave still has alittle fight left in him as he begins to do battle with the older Hardy. Larry is still motionless as Jeff battles Titan and Savage at the same time. However while Jeff is occupied with Titan, Savage comes in and delivers a clubbing blow to the back of Jeff. Savage signals for his finisher. He lifts up Jeff but wait Rave has knocked down and Matt Hardy and dropkicks Titan into Savage knocking Savage between the ropes to the outside! Rave then rolls up Titan.

1...

2....

Joey:He's got the tights!

thr- NO! Titan barely manages to kick out even with Rave holding his tights. Matt Hardy is again back on the offensive as the gets Rave with a bulldog, then rolling him out the ring. Larry is now starting to get back up at this point in time. Larry runs at Matt but matt see's this and kicks larry in the gut and sets him up for the "Twist of Fate!". however Larry counters and pushes matt hardy to the ropes and Lucha charges at him and delivers a tornado ddt! Matt is down and rave is battling Titan. Larry covers. one...two..wait! Savage pulls Larry off into the outside and Savage slides into the ring and when Rave turns around Savage has brass knuckles! WHaM! Savage nails Rave with the brass knuckles and Rave flies to the outside busted wide open!. Savage then helps Titan up and they begin to beat down on Matt Hardy but what they don't see is that Jeff hardy is on the top rope. He leaps and as Titan and Savage turn around there a met with a body splash from Jeff hardy! but wait! when jeff connects he is flipped over by Savage who has him in a headlock and WHam! brass knuckles right to the forehead of Jeff Hardy causing Jeff to gush blood now. While Savage is celebrating with titan taunting the young hardy Lucha Larry slides back in and delivers a double low blow and him and Matt Hardy work together and double ddt them. Then Matt kicks Lucha in the midsection and delivers the Twist of Fate! Lucha is Down! However Matt collaspe on the count of he is wasted from taking all that fighting in earlier on. So now every man is down at this point and the ref begins counting.

1....

2....

3.....

4.....

5....

6..

Just when the ref says six Savage and Matt Hardy begin to rise up. Savage and Matt begin exchanging rights and lefts until Savage gives Matt the eye rake and puts him in the "Quakening"! Matt is screaming in pain as the blood rushes down cover half of his face. Titan then begins to rise up and Rave is getting up as well. The bloodied and battered rave goes under the ring and gets a steel chair! He slides into the ring with the chair and goes to wham Titan with it however Titan punches the chair into Rave's already bloody face! Rave falls back down to the mat hopefully for the last time tonight. Savage still has his sumbmission locked on but Matt is refusing to give up. titan then picks up the chair and goes to nail Jeff Hardy who is starting to rise to his feet. Titan goes to swing but Jeff dropkicks the Chair into Titans face! Titan crashes to the outside as Jeff picks up the chair. Savage still has the hold on Matt but Jeff picks up the Chair and rams in into the spine of Savage and he drops Hardy down. But wait Lucha Larry has gone to the outside and grabbed a chair. Lucha Larry slides into the ring with the chair and goes for Jeff Hardy however Matt is back on his feet again. He nails Lucha in the back on the hevd mvking Lucha Larry drop the chair. Matt then grabs the chair...Jeff has a chair as well..they both look at each other and smile. as Savage is getting up The Hardy Boyz nail Savage with a double chair shot! Savage goes down!! Jeff then climbs the top rope and Matt Hardy puts both chairs on top of Savage and Jeff delivers the Swanton Bomb!!. Matt then pins Savage!

one..

two..

three..!!

ding ding ding.

Here are your winners and the number one contenders to the tag team titles..The Hardy Boyz!

Joey:What a match..you gotta give it up for all six guys. They pulled out all the stops here.

Trunks: Hardyz will be the next Tag Team champions!

Joey: Hey!

Trunks: Hernandez!!

Herny runs out from the back, down the ramp to ring side where the Casual Freaks are currently getting their booties beaten like little bee-hotches! Herny pulls at Lucha Larry's shirt with his teeth getting him to get back in the ring. He soon does the same with Rave. Both of the Casual Freaks climb back in the ring and shake the cob webs out of their heads. Matt Hardy meets them at the ropes. Rave elbows Matt in the gut and Lucha Larry does a triple flip double back moonflip kick to the chest that rocks Matt Hardy.!. YEAH! Hardy stumbles back and Rave goes to spring off the ropes, but...

Joey: WHAT!?!

Trunks: BUT HOW!?!

Hernandez whacked Rave in the back with a steel chair. Rave stumbles into Lucha Larry then falls flat on his face. Matt Hardy hits Lucha Larry with a twist of fate as Hernandez tears off his Casual Freaks T-Shirt with his super sharp dog teeth, revealing a black and green shirt that reads. "TEH FREAKZ0RS MASKOOT!" He barks at the two Freaks posers and runs off to the back.

Trunks: Interesting turn of events...

The Scene opens on a Hallway... Near the Camera, on the right, there's an open doorway... all of a sudden Matty Legend walks out with a purpose, he heads down the hallway, towards the camera as it backs up to keep up with Matt's pace. You can hear some Booing in the background, well.. there's a first time for everything, huh? Matt's in Wrestling attire obviously as his match is next... He walks past a doorway, and staright afterwards we see Johnny Askin' running out of it...

Johnny Askin: Matt!

Matt raises a brow and stops, turning his head round and impatiently saying..

Matty Legend: Yeah?

Johnny Askin: Please, your match is next and i'm sure we all want some final thoughts?

Askin has made his way over to Matty Legend by now... matt puts his hands on his hips, with an impatient look on his face still...

Matty Legend: Look all you gotta know is that i'm here.. i'm ready.. and tonight San Antonio and msnw2k are gonna see a new Champion... a New 'Big Dog'.. Yeah? Greatness emerges tonight, in all it's Glory...

Matt pushes the Microphone away from his lips and continues to walk again.. leaving Johnny in the distance... Matt rounds a corner and starts slapping his Cheeks...

Matty legend: This is it... Come On!!!

The Camera stops, letting Matt walk past it...

"Whooooooo!!"

And that's the last thing we hear.. before the scene fades too black...

Joey: Welcome back to W2K God of Wrestling ladies and gentlemen! Well Trunks we've seen a lot of action here tonight but I dont think theres anything as personal as this next match for the Number 1 contendership to the United States Championship...

Trunks: Yeah for sure Joey.....this is gonna be a good one, Matlock and Blaze have been trying to get at each other one on one since Palooza!

A few seconds later, just before Joey responds, the lights suddenly dim. They turn black & red when a hard guitar line suddenly comes over the speakers. The fans are on their feet as Papa Roach's "Getting Away With Murder" starts to play. Thirty seconds in, they start to boo when they see Matt Matlock step out onto the stage in blue jeans, a black colored "Adidas" muscle shirt, sneakers & a pair of shades. He stands there and grins. As the chorus begins he jerks both arms up in the air as pyro blasts down the ramp.

I feel irrational
So confrontational
To tell the truth I am
Getting away with murder

A huge blast goes off on the stage now. As the smoke subsides, he has a huge grin on his face as he makes his way down the ramp.

"Ladies and gentlemen...from Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia, Canada...weighing 240 pounds, "The Cornered Animal", Matt Matlock!"

He reaches the ring and slides in, heading for the nearest turnbuckle as the chorus starts again. As it does, he sticks both arms out to his side as pyro shoots off rapidly in the ring behind him. He lowers his arms and it stops. He then hops down, and waits for his opponent to emerge.

Joey: Well Matlock looks like hes ready for this match tonight....but I still have to say that I think Scott is going to be the one to take this match.

Finally, the lights slowly begin to dim down and 'Survival of the Sickest' begins to play over the speaker system. The beginning cords play through and at the point where the lead singer yells out "1, 2, 3, 4!" two gold pryos fall from above the ring and hit the stage with serious impact! Gold strobe lights begin to move around the arena as the music begins to get louder and faster. In the middle of all this, a spotlight appears on the steel stage and as the smoke clears, we can see a man walk from out of the curtain and directly into the light....Scott Blaze. The icon looks around at the crowd and takes in the booing as if they are cheering him on. He looks down at Matlock in the ring and his facial expression quickly goes from a cocky grin to a cold stare as he slowly makes his way down the ramp, the spotlight never leaving him. Finally, he reaches the ring apron and grabs the ropes, pulling himself up onto it and into the ring. He quickly climbs up onto the second turnbuckle, showing off his more than perfect physique. Finally, he climbs down as the music comes to an end and the house lights come back on.

Trunks: Matlocks screwed

The referee rings the bell and neither man wastes a second in charging at each other. Matlock tries to go for an early knockdown but Blaze is able to duck and spins around, hitting Matlock with multiple punches ended with an uppercut! Scott quickly picks Matt right back up again and taunts him for a second, before slapping him across the face with an open hand, knocking Matlock down to one knee.

Joey: It looks like Scotts going to humiliate Matt as well as beat on him

Once again Matlock is picked up off the mat but this time comes back with a thumb to the eye, momentarily blinding Scott. Matt quickly grabs him, whipping him into the ropes and hitting him with a clothesline as he comes back taking Blaze down! Matlock quickly takes control, picking his opponent back up and whipping him into the turnbuckle, following him close and once again clotheslining him down once again. Once again Matlock bends down to pick up Scott, but finds himself taken down as Blaze slams his foot into the side of Matlocks head! Both men slowly get to their feet and meet each other with trading blows with each other. Blaze finally gets the upper hand, as he blocks one of Matts lefts and laces into his opponent with vicious lefts and rights before taking one step back, kicking Matt in the mid-section and DDTing him to the canvas! Scott goes for an early pin but Matlock kicks out at 2, only to be met with a forearm to the head and another pin attempt, this time a quicker two. Finally on the third attempt Matt kicks out after a quick one and pushes Scott off. Both men once again get to their feet and Matlock immediatly goes after Blaze with more heat now, taking Scott down quickly with a shoulder tackle and reigning blows upon his opponent. The referee finally begins to count, and Matlock decides he better stop as to not get disqualified. Matt quickly picks Scott back up to his feet yet again, only to kick him in the gut and send him right back to the mat with a vertical suplex!

Joey: Whoa! Matlock showing incredible strength there.....maybe we were wrong Trunks, Matlock seems to have taken control here

Trunks: Hes getting lucky Joey.....Scott'll come back and win it, you'll see....

As Matlock goes to grab his opponent again, Scott rolls out of the ring holding his back from the impact of the last move. Matlock stares at Scott for a second, with a confused look and is shocked when Scott actually calls for a time out! Matlocks confusion turns into frustration as he quickly exits the ring as well and heads after Scott, who is trying to 'walk it off'. Finally, as Matlock gets to Scott and spins him around, he finds himself on the business end of a vicious right hook knocking him down!

Trunks: I knew Blaze was playin possom.....Matlock is in for it now!

As the referee continues his ten count, Scott picks up Matt and tosses him back into the ring, following closely behind. Scott stops at the turnbuckle and motions for Matt to get up, and of course.....he obliges, not knowing whats waiting for him. Finally, as he turns around, Scott bolts from the corner and attempts a spear, but Matt moves out of the way at the absolute last second and Scott hits the referee! Scott stares down at the ref with shock and smacks his forhead as he turns back to be kicked in the side of the head by Matt once again! Scott tips backwards onto his back and Matt quickly covers for the pin, only to remember that the ref has been knocked out. He gets up and quickly gives the ref a shake and trying to get him up, when hes suddenly picked up from behind and backdropped by Scott who has already gotten back to his feet. Matlock quickly scrambles back to his feet once again charging at Scott with fury but Scott catches him with a kick and an incredibly vicious impaler DDT!

Joey: Oh my God, Matlock looks to be down and out there! But the ref is still knocked out!

Scott goes and shakes the ref once again, trying desperatly to get him to make the count but no luck. Finally, Scott turns back around and quickly ducks as Matlock charges at him with a chair that hed grabbed while Scott was with the ref! Just as Scott ducks, he grabs Matlock and throws him into his shoulders, causing Matt to drop the chair to the canvas. Scott stares out into the crowd and smirks, spinning Matt around quickly and slamming him down, conveinently enough into the dropped chair, with the Lost Hope!

Joey: Oh come on now, Scott used that chair purposefully!

Trunks: Hey it was Matlock that brought it into the ring Joey....besides, the ref is out.....its anything goes for now.

Scott quickly covers Matt and screams at the ref who has finally begun to start moving again. The ref looks up at whats going on slowly begins to slap his hand to the mat 1......2............3!

Trunks: YES! I told you Scott had it Joey! I told you Matlock wouldnt win.....you thought Matt had a chance....no, NO CHANCE Joey!

Joey: Well your right Trunks Matt ended up tasting defeat here tonight but he put up a great effort!

"Ladies and gentlemen here is your winner by pinfall.....SCOTT BLAZE!"

Before Survival of the Sickest can begin to play once again, Scott has gripped the chair in his hands again and has his eyes locked on Matlock, who slowly begins to get to his feet, unaware of whats about to go down. As he stands up straighter, Scott slams the chair into the top of his head, knocking Matt right back down....but doesnt stop there. Scott immediatly begins slamming the chair into Matts back again and again and again until finally the referee grabs at Scott. Scott however has different plans as he spins around and burries the top of the chair into the refs gut making him keel over! He turns back to Matt once again and then over at the turnbuckle, grinning as the fans boo loudly. Finally, Scott tosses the chair into the corner and grabs Matlock. Blaze climbs the turnbuckle with Matlock and after a second of staring around, and down at the chair once again, Scott drives Matt face first into the chair with 'Remorseless'

Joey: Oh come on, someones gotta stop this!

Trunks: Its gotta be done Joey.....Matlock has to learn not to mess around with Blaze!

Scott stares down at Matlock once again, who is completely out like a light, but instead of stopping the assult, Scott stands once again and grabs the chair after him. He drags Matt further away from the turnbuckle and opens it, putting Matts neck in. He quickly slides out of the ring and grabs a second chair, and slides back in again. For a moment he simply walks around Matt with a grin until finally, he approaches and lifts the chair over his head.

Joey: No...NO NOT THIS! He'll break Matts neck!

Just before Matt hits the chair around Matts neck, he finds trainers and other referees surronding him and holding him back. Another three trainers help Matt back to his feet and begin to help him out of the ring, but just as he gets to the ropes, Scott gets free, grabs the chair and SMACK! One last hit to the head of Matlock knocking him right between the ropes and to the floor below. Scott stares down at Matt for a second, and finally raises the chair into the air with one hand as the fans boo and 'Survival of the Sickest' blares over the speakers. Scott finally drops the chair and leaves the ring, heading up the ramp and backstage as God of Wrestling cuts to commercial with trainers still checking on Matt.

We cut backstage to see a wrestling boot propped up on the edge of a short bench�?and two hands rapidly lacing it up. The hands are shaking�?they’re so full of quivering nerves, it’s hard to believe they’re actually succeeding in lacing that boot up�?but they get it done. Now they move up�?and so do we. The hands adjust an elastic elbow pad�?before finally falling to the owner’s side�?as we move right on up�?and see the face of Ryan FOCKin Cain. All the fans in the arena go into an uproar at the sight of his face. The look of focus is heavy in his eyes as he looks up at the ceiling, throwing his arms back and forth in an attempt to get loose�?an attempt to lose all the stupid nerves.

This is it�?this is what he’s fought for. Within the next five minutes�?one of the most important matches of his career will be underway. It’s gut check time for Ryan Cain�?and the same can be said for Isabella Taylor, no doubt. After all the talk�?all the promises�?all the expressed desire�?all the little conversations with a faceless man�?this is the end. And Ryan is ready. He’s never been more ready in all his life. The adrenaline is pumping through his entire body, head to toe�?his fingertips throbbing with it. He just wants that half hour time limit to come to an end�?because, win or lose�?the pressure will finally be off.

But he certainly plans to win.

Finally, he makes eye contact with the camera for the first time�?and he gives a little wink before heading toward the exit of the locker room.

He opens the door�?before looking cautiously back over his shoulder�?then taking a long look down either side of the hallway. He seems to be looking for someone�?making sure that *he* isn’t around to do anything Ryan wouldn’t like. After he’s sure�?he steps out into the hallway�?and the locker room door closes behind him. He’s headed for the ring. He’s headed for Isabella Taylor. He’s headed for the God of Wrestling.

Joey: Well, fans�?after what has already been an absolutely brutal�?tiresome night�?we have one match left.

Trunks: I’m sweating my a-�?I’m sweating, Joey.

Joey: I’ll say. I’ve been able to smell you since the second match. But this is it, fans�?this is the Main Event of the evening. After the amazing God of Wrestling Tournament Finals�?after the Tag Title Number One Contention match�?after the X-IMPACT Title Match�?here we are�?in the Main Event to crown the very first MSN Champion of the World.

Trunks: Oh man�?this is gonna be good.

Joey: That’s right, Trunks. The story has been told�?the stage has been set�?the time has arrived. Fans�?it’s time to go to the ring.

(The bell is rung one time to signal the time for the introductions, calming the roaring crowd almost immediately.)

“Ladies and gentlemen, the following is the Main Event of the evening, fittingly called �? Months in 4 Falls,�?and it is for the MSN World Title!�?

(“Alive�?by POD rocks the house, and it’s time to get the introductions underway. Matty Legend enters the arena and fireworks go off onstage on either side of Matty. A Smirk emerges on Matt's face, opening out his arms, receiving boos from the crowd... Matt begins to walk down the ramp way, ignoring taunts from the crowd.)

“Introducing first, he weighs in at 210 pounds, stands at 6�?even, and hails from London, England. Ladies and gentlemen, this is�?Mattyyyy Legennnnd!!!�?

Joey: Matt Taylor’s attitude has had quite the adjustment in the past week, since his apparent alignment with the Microsoft Network. He’s picked up quite a bit of confidence, and many would call him arrogant.

Trunks: Yeah, but I think he really wants that belt, Joey. He hasn’t shut up about it all week.

(He walks up the steel steps and climbs up the turnbuckle, pointing too himself in a pose with receives more boo's... Matty grins, before climbing down and walking toward the center of the ring. Matt begins to bounce from one foot to the other in the ring, looking to the entranceway and waiting for the first of his three opponents to arrive.

Heartbeats are heard blaring from the speaker as the Jumbotron lights up. We can see a panoramic view of someone standing at the edge of a building as the camera continuously circles around. The view then zooms right into the eyes of the man as the speakers now blare "1.....2.....3 GO!" Pyrotechnics explode on the stage as Step Up starts to play. The fans are in a raucous yet some boo. Through the smoke of the pyrotechnics walks out Trip. He stops at the edge of the ramp and looks to his left at all the people that either praise him or hate him, and then to the right. He raises his arms in X formation over his head as two pyrotechnics do the same.)

“Introducing second, weighing in at 270 pounds, standing at 6 feet 2 inches tall, hailing from North Bay, Ontario, Canada�?ladies and gentlemen�?this�?is�?PowerrrrTriiiiiip!!!�?

Joey: PowerTrip has been really focused throughout the week, and he seems to have a lot of steam and motivation behind him going into this match.

Trunks: Yeah�?he hasn’t been very nice to his opponents. Verbally.

Joey: You’re certainly right about that.

(Trip walks down the ramp and rolls in the ring. He goes to every corner raising his arm in X formation wording words to the fans. Finally, Trip stands on the canvas in the opposite corner of Matt Taylor�?eyeballing him intensely, but holding his distance.

Their locked glare is suddenly snapped when the arena goes black before “Enter My Mind�?by Drained STH tears through the arena. The lights of the arena slowly come back on, revealing Black Widow standing below the tron with her arms crossed.)

“Introducing third, weighing in at a slim 135 pounds and standing at five feet and seven inches�?she hails from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania�?ladies and gentlemen�?Black Widowwwww!!!!�?

Trunks: I know what you’re thinking, Joey, and you’re right. Widow has been hungry for another W2K Title Reign since her first one ended.

Joey: That’s right, Trunks. Since her record breaking premier title run, Black Widow’s waist has lacked the presence of the W2K Title Belt.

Trunks: Yeah, and she looks to fix that by replacing her bare, sexy waist with the MSN Title Belt.

(Widow makes her way down the ramp, lacking her typically seductive smirk. Her face is now filled with determination�?her eyes filled with fire�?desire. She rolls into the ring under the bottom rope�?AND WE’RE OFF ALREADY! Matty Legend and PowerTrip immediately jump on Black Widow before she can get any kind of footing.)

Joey: Oh, come on! What is this about?!?

Trunks: They’re hungry, Joey�?maybe they feel threatened by Widow.

Joey: Maybe you’re right! But that doesn’t condone this kind of behavior in a match of this magnitude! WRM isn’t even out here yet!

(Talk about perfect timing. Trip and Matty are still all over Widow when “Sex Type Thing�?by the Stone Temple Pilots rocks the house and Mercy comes rushing down the ramp. The bell rings, getting us officially underway, as soon as he slides into the ring and looks over at Trip and Matty pounding on Widow. He’s about to jump in when�?a smirk. A simple smirk�?and Mercy steps away from the onslaught.)

Joey: What is he doing?!?

Trunks: Honestly, Joey�?he’s being the thinking man’s wrestler.

Joey: By letting a deserving opponent be assaulted by two people at once?!?

Trunks: �?That’s right.

(Rodney continues backing away before simply leaning against the ropes. Trip and Matty are still both putting the boots to Widow and she can’t really do anything to defend herself at this point. They drag her to the middle of the ring and continue their relentless beating until Matty’s arrogance gets the best of him and he goes for a quick pin that gets two before Widow pushes him off of her.)

Joey: You aren’t going to pin a competitor like Black Widow that way!

Trunks: Obviously.

(Trip gives Matty a little glance, and that’s the momentary hesitation Widow needs. Trip leans down toward her and THWAP! Widow hits a hard, straight shot to Trip’s jaw from flat on her back. She rolls onto her gut, and Matty comes back at her to keep her from getting up, but Widow sweeps Matt’s legs out from under him, flooring him as well. And she’s up!)

Joey: Black Widow fought back!

(BAM! WRM comes out of nowhere with a HUGE lariat to the back of Widow’s head, flooring her once more! Trip and Matty are back to the center of the ring again and they both look down at Widow, wearing the same kind of smirk as Mercy now. They start to go toward Widow again and�?DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE TO MERCY!)

Trunks: That was out of nowhere!

(Matty and Trip are in control now, working together for whatever reason they may have. Widow is starting to recover now, and the duo of Matty Legend and PowerTrip quickly put a stop to that, Trip hitting a punt-style kick to Widow’s midsection and Matty dropping down with a running basement dropkick to the side of the head. WRM is struggling toward his feet as well, but he’s taken care of as well when Matty snags him with a sudden jumping armdrag, as soon as WRM had gotten back to his feet, just before Trip drops the leg across his throat. Trip and Matty smirk down at what they’ve done, each slapping their hands together and taunting the fans in the arena.)

Joey: This isn’t right!

Trunks: Strategy isn’t right?

Joey: This isn’t strategy! It’s mutiny!

Trunks: Mutiny against what?

(Joey doesn’t have an answer�?but Trip and Matt certainly aren’t going to stop what they’re doing because certain people don’t like it. Matty grabs WRM and gets the pick-up on him, forcing him back into one corner, while Trip does the same with Widow in the opposite corner. They pound on the faces and chests of their dazed opponents momentarily�?before Trip looks back at Matt�?Matt looks back at Trip�?and they simultaneously make eye contact.)

Trunks: What are they thinking?

(They don’t wait too long to let the suspense build up. Trip whips Widow�?Matty whips WRM, and they’re quickly put on a head-on collision course with one another. CRAS-�?NO! WRM goes low! Widow goes high and sails right over him! WRM hits a shoulder block to the thigh of PowerTrip, sending him crashing to the canvas, and Widow hits an amazing flying forearm on Matty Legend, flooring him as well.)

Joey: They’re back in this thing!

(Trip and Matty are quick to get back to their feet and they both go for WRM�?but WRM drops down and brings the top rope with him, sending both Matty and Trip over the top and to the outside! Widow is up now�?and she, too, charges Mercy�?but he bends over�?and elevates Widow over the top, to the outside, and crashing down onto both Trip and Matty! Bodies go everywhere outside the ring!)

Joey: Look at the chaos!

Trunks: This is insane!

(All three on the outside are struggling to regain their composure while WRM remains poised inside the ring. He hits the opposite ropes�?all three of his opponents are up at the same time�?Mercy comes back�?puts one hand on the top rope and jumps over�?he turns in midair and his legs hit the top rope�?SPLIT-LEGGED MOONSAULT FROM THE INSIDE, TO THE FLOOR, BRINGING DOWN ALL THREE OPPONENTS AT ONCE!)

Trunks: I can’t believe this!

Joey: And no one has even been eliminated yet!

(They sure haven’t. The four pair off to two each, Trip with WRM and Matty with Miss Widow. They head to opposite sides of the ring, still on the outside.

Black Widow and Matty Legend are on one side, duking it out, punch for punch, until Matty gets an advantage. Matt gets a kick to Widow’s gut, bending her over, before grabbing her by the hair and flinging her backwards and causing the back of her head to hit hard against the steel guardrails on the outside. “Ohhh.�?

Trip and WRM are on the other side going punch for punch, just as Widow and Matty had been. WRM gets the advantage after blocking one of Trip’s blows and hitting a second consecutive one of his own. WRM with another shot to Trip’s jaw, and Trip backs up against the rail�?WRM approaches�?BAM! Low kick! Right to the nether-regions! WRM’s eyes go wide and Trip quickly follows up. He whips WRM toward the steel ring steps�?NO! WRM with a reversal�?and Trip goes knees first into the steps, sending him over them with a front flip! WRM collapses, holding onto his�?special place.)

Joey: We can barely call all the action at once!

Trunks: We don’t really ever call *all* the action.

Joey: True�?but we couldn’t even do it if we wanted to this time!

(All this time, Matty has been stomping away on Widow and he pushes her against the ring apron. He’s gonna whip her back into the guardrail, but Widow stands strong, pulling Matty back toward her and trying to send him into the ring apron�?but this kid’s got the reflexes of a cat. He jumps up onto the apron, landing easily. He perches, sets, flat-footed MOONSAULT off the apron! WIDOW DIVES OUT OF THE WAY! Matty is hung up on the guardrail by his gut�?completely helpless now! Widow pulls herself up onto the apron�?looks at Matt and smirks out at the crowd. They know what’s coming. Widow sets�?and leaps, spinning in midair before coming down with a 360 degree spiral leg drop across Matt’s back while he’s hung out to dry on the guardrail! How RVD of her. The fans are going ballistic now with massive amounts of cheers. There have probably been some of those old chants�?you know�?the ones that happen when really crazy stuff happens, but they’ve obviously been Censored!

Trip has since pulled himself back to his feet and WRM has recovered as well. WRM stalks over to Trip and Trip meets him with a kick to the gut. Widow has also pulled up a dazed Matt Taylor and has begun leading him toward the same side of the ring as WRM and Trip�?the side where the announce tables are. Heh heh. Widow stops momentarily to slam Matt’s forehead into the top of the steel steps.)

Joey: Wow, they’re uh�?they’re getting a little too close for my comfort, Trunks.

Trunks: Yeah, I agree.

(All four competitors meet, centered with the ring. Are there countouts in Fatal Fourway Matches? Guess not. Anyway, Trip gets another kick to Mercy’s gut�?but Widow suddenly comes into the picture with a running front dropkick, sending Trip flat onto one of the two announce tables.)

Trunks: Yeah, uh�?I’m really not liking the looks of this.

Joey: Neither am I, Trunks�?neither am I.

(WRM charges Matty Legend�?but Matt somehow manages to drop down with a quick drop toe hold, sending Mercy face-first into the opposite announce table. Trip is on the left announce table�?WRM is on the right announce table.)

Joey: Uh�?Trunks?

Trunks: Yes, Joey?

Joey: Where exactly are Mr. Legend and Miss Widow going?

Trunks: I don’t know, Joey.

(If you guessed the top turnbuckles�?you guessed right. Widow is headed up to the right top turnbuckle�?Matty is headed up to the left one. It isn’t until they both make it to the top that they notice each other�?but at this point�?neither of them are turning back. Widow takes flight�?Matty takes flight�?WHAT THE HELL?!? They cross in midair!!! They aren’t going to make it�?BUT THEY DO!!! Widow hits a flying elbow drop, sending PowerTrip through one table, and Matty hits a huge frog splash, sending WRM through the other!!!!!!!)

Joey: OH, MY GOD!!!

Trunks: HOW DID THEY DO THAT?!?

(Now there’s DEFINITELY one of those “old�?chants going on�?but again�?Censored!)

Trunks: None of them are moving!!!

Joey: What are we going to do?!?

Trunks: Uh�?wait a while?!?

Joey: No! We need medical attention!

Trunks: You know there isn’t one of these competitors that would let the medics help them right now�?not while this match is going on.

Joey: I know, damn it! But they need help!

Trunks: HE’S MOVING!

(Yes! Matty Legend *is* moving!!! He’s slowly and gradually beginning to drag himself away from all the wreckage that is composed of shattered wood, bent steel, and broken bodies. He’s crawling toward the ring�?and so is Widow! Matty reaches up for the apron�?and grabs it, yanking himself up to his knees so that he can see into the ring, beneath the bottom rope. He pulls himself up to his feet on wobbly legs before rolling into the ring under the bottom rope. He just lays there on his back, his chest rising and falling rapidly. The referee has been in the ring, completely at a loss, for the past several minutes.

Widow now approaches the ring as well�?and she has Trip in tow!)

Joey: Where does she keep that strength?!?

(She pulls Trip’s limp body up with her and rolls him into the ring, following closely behind him. She climbs onto his chest.)

Trunks: Pin!

(One�?two�?thre- SHOULDER UP!!! She rolls off of him, almost completely spent�?but she somehow manages to drag herself onto the chest of Matty Legend. One�?two�?thr- SHOULDER UP AGAIN!!!)

Joey: How are they doing it?!?

Trunks: The desire, Joey!

(Widow forces herself up to her hands and knees, breathing so heavily she can barely contain herself. WRM finally begins to drag himself out of the wreckage that is the tables now, clawing toward the ring. Widow gets all the way up to her feet, dragging Matty Legend with her�?and forcing him to the near buckles. She somehow manages to lean down and lift Matty up, setting him on the top turnbuckle and climbing up after him. She perches on the top rope in front of him while he remains seated.)

Joey: She’s going for a hurricanrana!

Trunks: From the top!

(She’s about to jump onto Matty’s shoulders�?when she’s pushed off! Widow lands on her feet on the canvas, right in front of Matty and she quickly recovers, reaching back to punch him�?but Trip from behind! He hooks her up�?THE REALIZATION!!! OUT OF NOWHERE!!! BUT TRIP CAN’T FOLLOW UP! HE SIMPLY COLLAPSES!!!)

Joey: That’s it!!!

Trunks: Widow has to be out after that!!!

(And she is�?she isn’t moving a muscle in her body. The only thing that lets us know she’s alive is her heavy breathing. But Matty is up, standing on the top turnbuckle now! Here it comes�?HE LEAPS�?EGO BOOST 450 SPLASH!!! But just before Matty connects�?WRM OUT OF NOWHERE! WRM CATCHES MATTY WITH THE ROD-EFFECT!!!!!!!!! Matty hits with all his impact on Widow�?but the pulling force of Mercy’s cutter sends him flying off of Widow’s chest!)

Joey: Oh, my God!!!

Trunks: I’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!!

Joey: MERCY WITH THE COVER!

(One�?two�?THREE!!!!!!!)

Trunks: Matty’s gone!!!

(The bell rings to make the elimination official.)

“Ladies and gentlemen, Matty Legend has been ELIMINATED! We will now go to the No Holds Barred, Triple Threat second fall.�?

(WRM rolls off of Matty’s chest and several officials pull Matty out of the ring, helping him to the back. We’re only left with three, and the second fall is underway. Only problem is�?none of them are moving. They’re all completely exhausted!

WRM finally begins to stir, soon pulling himself up to his feet by use of the ropes. He’s up�?and he staggers back toward the corner of the ring, and the first person he sees is Black Widow. Instinctively, he drops for the pin. One�?two�?thr- SHOULDER UP! Mercy isn’t really surprised by this, and he pulls himself back to his feet again. He now realizes it’s become no holds barred�?and he quickly heads to the outside to get some�?“toys.�?He lifts up the ring apron and comes out with a chair, which he quickly throws into the ring.

Suddenly, the crowd erupts when they see Black Widow, in a burst of adrenaline�?NIP UP TO HER FEET!!! She slings her sweat-soaked hair back out of her face before quickly heading outside the ring, just as Mercy is now, on the opposite side. Trip is back to his feet now, as well�?and he, too, goes to the outside! All three competitors are outside the ring, looking for weapons. Mercy has a table! He slides it into the ring and follows behind it. He now recognizes the other two with the same idea as he’d had. Widow and Trip both pull out ladders at the same time, to which the crowd immediately pops extremely loudly. They both get their ladders up onto the apron at the same time�?and Mercy is presented with a choice. He doesn’t seem to have too much difficulty in making it. THWAP!!! The end of Trip’s ladder comes right back into his face when WRM hits a sudden baseball slide to the opposite end. Widow quickly slides her ladder into the ring, knowing that WRM could do the same to her if she isn’t careful.)

Trunks: I think Trip is busted open, Joey!

Joey: I think you’re right, Trunks!

Trunks: Can we show that on MSN Television?

Joey: They better not cut away from this action.

(And they don’t�?for whatever reason. Widow quickly slides into the ring while Mercy is dragging Trip’s ladder into it. Widow sees the chair�?and in that chair�?she sees opportunity. She picks up the chair�?BAM! An echoing chair shot�?right to the back of William Rodney Mercy! He arches in agony before his body hunches over his ladder. Time to put her own body on the line�?she sees another opportunity. She hesitates�?but there’s no way she’s gonna let this pass.)

Joey: What is she thinking here, Trunks?

Trunks: I never know anymore.

(And there she goes. Widow charges over toward one corner, jumps onto the middle rope, and performs an AMAZING Lionsault�?over the top rope�?onto the end of the ladder hanging outside the ring, sending the other end SMASHING into WRM’s face! It’s a double whammy this time, though, as her fall is broken by the ladder�?and the ladder’s fall is broken by a fallen PowerTrip.)

Joey: That was amazing!!!

Trunks: Trip just can’t catch a break here.

(Widow is writhing around in pain on the floor�?but she has to continue. She uses her self-control and her enormous threshold for pain to roll back into the ring, still clutching her ribs. She moves over to Mercy and lifts him up�?HE’S BUSTED OPEN AS WELL! The blood is flowing freely over his face! What a mess! Widow doesn’t pause for a second. She simply slams Rodney’s face into the mat to stun him even longer as she sets up the table that had been brought into the ring by Mercy, himself. She kicks WRM in the head as she passes him before setting up the ladder that she just moonsaulted onto a few moments ago. She tests it’s steadiness�?before looking around the arena with a smirk.)

Trunks: She’s crazy, Joey!

(Widow gets the pick-up on WRM and two stiff clubbing blows to his chest before rolling him onto his back on the table. She looks at the ladder in the middle of the ring�?then back at WRM at the side of it�?then all around the arena. All the fans are cheering for it�?and she’s certainly not one to disappoint. She starts her climb on the side of the ladder opposite of Mercy. It’s slow�?it’s tedious�?but she’s getting there�?and finally�?she’s there. She sets�?she perches�?she gets hit from behind by a forearm from PowerTrip!!!)

Joey: Where did he come from?!?

(Trip continues climbing up behind Widow, managing to get her in the electric chair position�?but since then, WRM has rolled off of the table and begun climbing the opposite side of the ladder. Mercy is struggling to make it to the top�?but he finally does, while Widow is slamming several closed fists into the top of Trip’s head, not allowing him to take whatever he had planned any further than this. WRM is finally all the way to the top, face to face with Widow�?and he hits a closed right hand to her face, catching her off-guard. She’s stunned momentarily, but she reels back herself and catches WRM with a shot of her own. Shot from Mercy�?shot from Widow�?shot from Mercy�?shot from Widow�?another shot from Mercy�?another shot from Wido-�?no! WRM blocks�?he throws a punch to Widows gut that folds her over�?he grabs onto Widow’s head�?and turns, leaping into the air�?HE’S GOING FOR A ROD-EFFECT OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER! But�?Trip suddenly stands himself upright, giving Widow a tremendous boost into the air! She manages to slip her head from Rodney’s grasp�?turn him�?SWEET DREAM!!! FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!! THROUGH THE TABLE BELOW!!!!!! WOOD IS FLYING ALL OVER THE PLACE�?AND WIDOW SOMEHOW HAS PRESENCE OF MIND TO HOOK THE LEG!!! The ref drops�?one�?two�?Rodney isn’t moving�?THREE!!!!! Less than a second after the three-count is made�?there’s a sudden thud in the background.)

Joey: Mercy is eliminated!!!

Trunks: Yeah, but what the hell was that noise?

(We pan over�?and Trip has fallen from the ladder, all the way to the canvas. Hmm�?

Trunks: WHAT?!?

Joey: IS THAT-�??!?

(OH, MY GOD! Trip�?Trip�?POWERTRIP HAS THE MSN TITLE BELT!!!!!!!!! Widow has no idea!!! The bell rings!)

“Ladies and gentlemen, William Rodney Mercy has been eliminated…�?

Joey: It isn’t over?!?

“�?and here is your winner, and NEWWW MSN CHAMPION OF THE WORLD�?POWERTRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!!!!!!!!�?

(Widow hears that�?and she can’t believe her ears. Her eyes go wide�?and she’s so full of rage, she can’t stand it.)

Trunks: The last fall never started!!!

Joey: But Trip has the belt!!!

(Trip raises the belt above his head in victory�?just in time to get pelted in the head by Black Widow’s chain-wrapped fist!)

Trunks: She has the chain that was supposed to be used for the last fall!!!

(She grabs Trip’s head, and his blood is splattering all over the place while she pounds him in the face and forehead with her chained knuckles. She looks over and she sees that MSN Title Belt lying on the canvas�?and that’s when she really snaps. The look in her eyes is that of a sadist�?and she isn’t about to stop. Not yet�?she just got screwed out of the title that she believes to be rightfully hers. She stands up and grabs the belt�?staring down at it�?watching her own reflection move in the faceplate. She suddenly lets the belt fall to the canvas and lifts Trip up, her movements absolutely filled with fury. She grabs him by the top of the head while he’s bent over, right above that gold belt.)

Joey: She wouldn’t!

Trunks: Oh, hell yeah, she would!!!

(And�?SWEET DREAM ON THE TITLE BEL-�?NO!!! THE FAMILY! CHAINZ AND SHADOW MAKE THE SAVE, TACKLING WIDOW OFF OF TRIP! And here comes MSN Security!!! Security actually does its job this time, separating The Family and Black Widow from each other, Widow still kicking and clawing to get away�?to get a piece of Trip and his Family�?but she can’t fight away from all the guards. No way. Chainz and Shadow help Trip up on his spaghetti legs�?and put the MSN Title Belt in his hands, purposely making sure Widow can see.)

Trunks: What controversy!

Joey: I think I’m gonna be sick.

(We get a shot of Widow’s face�?a shot of Trip with the belt�?and one more big shot of the entire ring, all in carnage�?just before we fade to black with the end of God of Wrestling 2005.)

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