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Roleplay | Management | Anti-OOC | CENSORED | Television

Sunday Night Censored!
Deadline: Saturdays @ Midnight EST
Venue: W2K Arena, San Antonio, Texas
MSN Network

Card Subject To Change

Main Event
Singles Match
MSN Championship

PowerTrip
vs
William Rodney Mercy

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Match Four
Singles Match
X-IMPACT Championship

Blade Law
vs
Matt Matlock

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Match Three
Tag Team Match
W2K Tag Team Championships

Ryan Cain + Adam Knoxville
vs
Matt + Jeff Hardy

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Match Two
Singles Match
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Jesse Malone
vs
Rayne

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Match One
Singles Match
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Taurus
vs
Da Biotch

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Shadow and Chainz are walking down the hallway talking, when all of the sudden everything goes black. Well, for Chainz and Shadow that is. Seems the two have been struck from behind and are laid out cold in the hallway. Within several minutes the two are being dragged by their feet down the hallway and out through the exit doors to an awaiting van. Once the two are in the van and the door is shuts, the van drives off.

[So backstage, Scott Blaze is standing next to the catering table. He's getting some free Gatorade, supplied in couresty by MSN itself for all their fine athletes in attendance. Soon, he's joined by someone else. This someone is Matt Matlock.

Matlock: "Haha, I thought *I* was a laughingstock."

Blaze: "Uh... you *are*."

Matlock: "Oh, I know, but people are laughing even harder at you."

Blaze: "I find that kinda impossible. I mean, I have two title matches lined up, and one of them *was* yours. How can they laugh harder at me when I am obviously far superior? Oh, I know why you think so. Because you're stupid."

Matlock: "That I might be, but I doubt it. Besides, with all the people who think I am, atleast I didn't look stupid on national TV. The masked man sure put one over on you when he dropped your pants, man."

Blaze: "Argh... it's no damned mystery, Matlock. It's CM. Definately CM. Besides, they won't be laughing at me when I pull that mask off his doofy head."

Matlock: "You're going to take the mask off? What if it's not CM?"

Blaze: "Stop being dumb, of course it's CM. And yeah I'm gonna rip it off sometime tonight. So hopefully, I'll be X-IMPACT Champion, pull off the mask and embarass CM, and then become United States Champion."

Matlock: "Wow, that's a whoel lot of stuff. That'd take.... YEARS to do all of that."

Blaze: "Maybe for you, but I actually RP."

[Matlock shrugs, and heads off as Blaze swigs his Gatorade.

As the entrance music begins, the crowd stands up in anticipation to see Da Biotch walk out. As Da Biotch slowly makes her way to the ring, the cheering of the men overpowers the music playing. (Da Biotch is always dressed in a manner to attract the male audience.) When she makes her entrance, she is dressed in a red short robe that hides her revealing costume. The audience cheers louder and louder as she stops, licks her lips,winks and rips her robe off, revealing her sexy half dressed body to the audience.Da Biotch makes her way in the ring and wait as she is now ready to fight.

The lights slowly dim out of existance and "Feel Good" by The Gorillaz begins to blast Over the P.A. system, Out steps Taurus who doesnt pay much attention to the crowd keeps a steady pace walking down the rampway and slides into the ring. Climbs each turnbuckle and awaits stares down Da Biotch

DB and Taurus lock up. DB quickly delivers a kick to the midsection of Taurus. Taurus shakes it off however DB puts Taurus in a headlock choking the life out of Taurus. The ref asks Taurus wants to give up however it is to early in the match and Taurus just pushes DB into the ropes Taurus goes for the clothsline but DB ducks it and sends Taurus over the top rope! Taurus however lands on his feet. The crowd is on there feet. They know these two competitors are going to give it there all. There is so much hatred between the two already. Taurus just stares her down. DB is taunting signaling for Taurus to come back into the ring. Taurus nods his head and slides into the ring. DB goes to kick Taurus but he see's it coming and catches her foot, then twists it sideways sending her down and now Taurus has her in a ankle lock type submission. DB is screaming in pain. The ref asks her if she wants to tap but she shakes her head no as the fans cheer. With each scream DB makes it closer to the ropes. She finally gets ahold of the middle rope and the referee orders Taurus to release the hold and he does just that. Taurus then picks up DB and swings her to the turnbuckle and runs at her and jumps with a splash but Wait!! DB moves just in time and Taurus splashes the turnbuckle. DB then rolls up Taurus! One...two..kickout by Taurus. DB then starts giving clubbing blows into the back of Taurus. She then picks him up and delivers a suplex. But when she lands it she still has it locked on and she lifts him up again to deliver another suplex! She does the same thing looking for the hat trick. Taurus puts all his weight down but DB knees him in the stomach and delivers the Third suplex! She goes for another cover! One..two..kickout yet again by Taurus. DB is beginning to get frustrated. She goes to yell at the ref claiming that he counted to slow. However while she's arguing with the ref, Taurus is regaining his strength. He smiles as he charges at her and spears the back of DB knocking down her and the ref! Taurus gives off a grin as he lifts her up and swings her to the ropes and clothslines her over the top rope. Taurus then slignshots himself bouncing from the ropes with a 360 splash to DB on the outside of the ring! The fans are going nuts! Both combanants are down. already physically drained in this match up. The both slowly start to get up at the same time. Taurus using the ring post to pull himself up. DB and Taurus then begin exchanging right and left hands. DB then gives Taurus an eye rake followed by a devasting ddt! Taurus is down as DB slides in the ring as the ref starts to get up. DB then orders the ref to start the count.

Joey:Looks like she wants to win this by countout Trunks.

Trunks:Smart thinking actully..Taurus is down and out.

Taurus still motionless

DB is taunting the crowd.

Taurus starts to get back up. DB gets mad and runs to the rope and leaps over the top rope giving Taurus a hurricanrana! they both go down. However DB rises up pretty quickly then picking up Taurus and sliding him into the ring. She goes for the cover. One..Two..th- NO! Taurus kicks out just in time! The fans are chanting for this great match-up. DB lifts up Taurus again but wait Taurus begins fighting back as he side sweeps her knocking her down. Taurus then runs to the ropes and delivers a leg drop to DB! He goes for the cover this time. One...two..Kickout by DB! Taurus doesnt seem to mind the fact that DB kicked out. He lifts her up and delivers a thrust to the throat of DB. DB loses her breath for a second followed by being on the receiving end of a devastating spinebuster by Taurus. DB is down but for some strange reason Taurus doesnt go for the pin. He jus smiles as he lifts her up again this time delivering a samoan drop! Then he goes for the cover. One..Two..Kickout! DB refuses to give up just yet in this intense match up. Taurus then goes to the outside and goes under the ring to get a Kendo Stick! He slides back into the ring with the Kendo stick but the Ref quickly snatches it away. Taurus then begins arguing with the Ref.

Joey:This isn't a hardcore match!

Trunks:So what..She shouldn't have messed with Taurus!

While Taurus is arguing with the ref. DB is on the top rope and leaps off with a moonsault! Knocking down Taurus. She goes for the cover. One..two..Thr-NO NO NO! Taurus barely kicks out just in time. DB is frustrated once again. She thought she had the match one. So did about everyone else. She gave everything she had in that last moonsault. However she gets to her feet and signals for the Biotchy Rawr! The fans are cheering as Taurus begins rising up to his feet. She goes and Wham! Wait Taurus ducks and DB nails The ref inadvertantly. The ref is out cold. DB goes to check on the ref. Taurus then picks up the Kendo stick and nails DB in the back sending her down. Taurus looks at the kendo stick with a smile. Taurus then begins beating down DB with shots after shot! Taurus hits DB at least 15 times with that Kendo stick. He then lifts her up and swings her to the ropes and Wham! clobbers her right in the forhead with the kendo stick. He throws the kendo stick outside of the ring as blood begins rushing down DB's forhead! Taurus then gets on his knee's and begins punching her opening up the wound even more. The ref rises to his feet now. Taurus goes for the cover. One...two..thr- NO! DB Kicks out! The fans can't believe it and neither can Taurus.

Joey:Oh my god...DB never quits!

Trunks:Luck..pure luck.

Taurus then lifts up DB but wait she knees him in the midsection and delivers a piledriver! DB goes for the pin. One..two...Kickout by Taurus! She then goes up to the top rope yet again! The fans are on there feet. They rise almost as soon as DB rose. She leaps however Taurus catches her in a bearhug hold. However DB gives an eye rake to Taurus causing him to release the hold and then Wham! She nails the Biotchy Rawr! She goes for the cover. One..two..thr-Kickout! Kickout! Taurus kicks out of DB's finishing manuever. DB cant believe it. She looks on in awe. She then signals for another superkick. Taurus starts to rise again as DB thrusts! Wait...Taurus catches her foot and swings her around and delivers a german suplex! Both competitors are down once again. However Taurus begins to rise up as he runs and delivers the Genocide!! He goes for the cover! One..Two..thr-NO! DB kicks out of Taurus' finisher and now this time Taurus is in shock.

Joey:Both these guys are giving it there all!

Trunks:Your telling me.

DB rises to her feet and the two begin exchanging right hands. Taurus knees DB in the stomach and delivers a fisherman suplex! One..two..kickout yet again by DB!

Trunks:DB doesnt know whats coming!

Taurus then lifts up DB, however DB delivers a swinging neckbreaker! That move came out of no where and DB goes for the pin. One..Two..Kickout yet again by Taurus! DB doesnt get mad this time. Instead she signals for another Biotchy Rawr! The crowd goes nuts! Taurus gets up and turns around and she thrusts! Wait Taurus ducks it and runs to the ropes and delivers the Injection!! Taurus goes for the cover!

Here is your winner, Taurus!

Jesse Malone is already in the ring awaiting the arrival of his opponent.

The lights in the arena cut out, abruptly, casting us into darkness. A sombre mood falls over the fans, filled with dread, as the opening bars of Auf der Maur’s “Lightning is my Girl�?are heard, almost drowned out by swirling, pitching static. Moments later, the song’s guitars, resonant bass guitar, and crashing drums kick in, coinciding with a smoky red spotlight illuminating the stage. Standing in the spotlight, eerily lit by the lighting effects, is the twisted figure who once abandoned his name and his very being, now known only as Rayne. Clad in jet-black robes that cover his entire form and hide his face from view, Rayne stalks down to the ring, ignoring the thousands of people drawing back from his presence. For the first time tonight, the fans in the front row are not outstretching their hands towards the ramp, but recoiling in primordial horror. Stepping into the ring, still only illuminated by the single red spotlight, Rayne lowers his hood, revealing a drained, faded face and raven-black hair - a mocking disfigurement of the likeness of his former self - and slowly removes the robes, tossing them into the corner. The lights come up now, and the red spotlight fades away, leaving Rayne to adjust his heavy black gauntlets and await the start of the match.

Rayne charges straight towards Jesse Malone. Rayne goes for a clothsline however Jesse ducks it and puts in a sleeper type hold! Still early in the match Rayne begins battling back with elbows and soon after Malone releases the hold and the two begin exchanging right and left hands. Jesse knees Rayne in the stomach and throws Rayne to the outside. The ref begins counting as Jesse just taunts the crowd. Rayne quickly slides back into the ring and as Malone turns around he is caught with a clothsline! Rayne then lifts up Malone and swings him to the turnbuckle. Rayne then begins lighting up the chest of Jesse Malone with the hard chops. The crowd screams aloud as each chop is laid to the chest of Malone. Rayne then lifts up Malone to the top rope and Rayne climbs up with him. However Malone begins to battle back and knocks Rayne off the turnbuckle with a right hand. Malone then leaps with a dropkick however Malone's feet meet the hard mat as Rayne moves out of the way just in time. Both men are now down. The ref is counting as Rayne gets to his feet before Jesse. Rayne then runs to the ropes and delivers a spinning kick on Malone! Rayne then goes for the first cover of the match up! One..Two..kickout by Jesse Malone! Rayne then begins driving his knee into the head of Malone. Jesse is screaming in pain. Rayne releases his knee of him and goes for another cover. One..Two..kickout yet again by Malone. Jesse refuses to give up in his first match-up.

Joey:You gotta give it up for these guys. There giving it all they got.

Trunks:Rayne has this in the bag. Malone should just stay down.

Rayne lifts up Jesse, however Malone begins to battle back to two straight right hands. Followed by a gut shot to Rayne. Jesse then delivers a ddt and goes for a cover. One..Two..and Rayne gets the shoulder up as Malone lifts up Rayne and continues to take control as the delivers more right and left hands. Malone then hooks his around the waist of Rayne and delivers a devastating german suplex. Malone still has the position locked on and delivers yet another german suplex! Malone is looking for the tri-fecta as he delivers a third german suplex this time releasing it causing more impact. Malone goes for the cover. One..two..Kickout! Kickout! Rayne kicks out just in the nick of time. Malone then runs to the ropes and drops an elbow straight to the face of Rayne and goes for another cover. One..two..Shoulder up! Rayne gets the shoulder up just before the ref could slap his hand to the mat for the third time. Malone then lifts up Rayne and swings him to the ropes but Rayne reverses it and Rayne clothslines Malone out of the ring! Malone is down and the fans are cheering. This is giving Rayne time to regain his composure. Rayne then gets a smile and puts his hands on the ropes. Malone is starting to rise to his feet when all of a sudden Rayne springboards himself and delivers a Dark Star! Both men are down! The fans are on there feet. Rayne's lucha libre skills have been showed off in that move.

Trunks:a springboard corkscrew moonsault! Rayne calls it the Dark Star!

Both men begin to rise to there feet as the ref gets to six on the double countout. Rayne then gets up and picks up Malone and slides him into the ring. Rayne goes for the cover. One..two..th- NO! Malone gets the shoulder up just before the three count. Rayne then lifts up Malone and delivers a belly to belly suplex! Rayne then looks up at the top rope and gets a grin on his face. He climbs the top turnbuckle and leaps delivering a body splash onto the already broken body of Jesse Malone!

Trunks:Malone is done like dinner!

Joey:Who's going to get up after that?

Trunks:Jesse Malone thats who.

Rayne covers the motionless body of Jesse Malone.

Malone just barely...barely kicks out. The fans are appluading these new bloods in there first w2k match as there giving it there all. Rayne lifts up Malone and puts him in a suplex position. However Rayne begins delivering clubbing blows to the stomach of Rayne. Rayne then drops to the floor on his knees and Malone dropkicks him right in the face. Malone then lifts up Rayne and puts him in a powerbomb position and lifts but Wait! Rayne reverses it to a hurricanrana and Malone goes down. Rayne gets behind Malone and as Malone gets up he walks right into the Rayne Storm! Rayne covers him. One...Two...Three!!

Here is your winner, Rayne!

Joey:Gotta give it up for both of these guys. There a great addition to w2k.

Trunks:Rayne is better!

(The Hardy Boyz are standing in the ring waiting for the Tag Team Champions to arrive, all the fans around them in anticipation. Finally, �?6 Quite Bitter Beings�?by CKY rocks the house and the arena is sent into an uproar. The curtain parts and out walks Ryan FOCKin Cain, creating an even greater ovation. Ryan is followed closely by Hernandez the bulldog mascot, each wearing a W2K Tag Title Belt around their respective waists.)

Trunks: What the-�??

Joey: Well, Ryan did say if he couldn’t find Adam Knoxville, he was planning to have Hernandez take his place.

Trunks: I thought he was kidding!

(Ryan and Herny pose on the stage before making their way down the ramp toward the ring. Ryan climbs up onto the apron before jumping over the top rope into the ring, while Hernandez climbs up the steps in tow. Ryan poses for the crowd as the music dies away and the ovation slowly comes to an end. Ryan stands in the corner, removing his shades and carelessly tossing them over his shoulder so that they land around the third row. He unfastens his Tag Title Belt and hands it to the referee, while Hernandez does the same�?with his mouth. The ref wipes the drool off his hand while Herny pants. Both belts are held up in the air by the referee before he hands them off to ringside and rings the bell.)

Trunks: So, uh�?/DIV>

Joey: Yeah, it looks like the referee is going to allow Hernandez to compete.

Trunks: �?Wow.

(Ryan kneels down, scratching Herny’s back for a moment as the dog climbs out onto the apron. Finally�?/DIV>

*DING DING!*

�?we’re off. Ryan and Matt are going to start it off here. Ryan skips around the ring, ala Shawn Michaels seven years ago, almost taunting Matt Hardy.)

Joey: Ryan is coming off his first singles loss since debuting here in W2K over seven months ago.

Trunks: I don’t care if his undefeated streak is over or not, that’s an accomplishment.

(Ryan stops skipping around and he and Matt finally walk toward each other�?Ryan ducks under before they can tie up�?Matt turns around�?and gets a right hand to the jaw for his trouble. Ryan backs up, laughing at Matt Hardy as they circle up once more. They come to the center and actually get the collar-and-elbow tie-up this time�?but Ryan quickly breaks away with the go-behind and the waist-lock. Matt tries to drop with a leverage move, but Ryan stays right on him, spinning around on Matt’s back before paintbrushing him on the back of his head. Ryan hops up off of Matt and smirks at him again. The crowd is somehow liking this. Ryan backs off to his own corner and Matt stands up, looking pretty pis-�?less than amused. He backs up and tags out to Jeff who immediately jumps in and charges Ryan, with a quickness. Jeff goes for a clothesline�?Ryan ducks�?THWAP! Zero Kick! Jeff is absolutely floored by the move. Ryan looks down, dusting his hands off and backing up. He calls to ringside and someone gives him a microphone. Wow, I thought they only did this in ECW.)

Ryan: Wow�?just�?wow. This is the best you can do? I mean, seriously�?this is W2K�?and THESE guys got a title shot?

(Matt takes a swing at Ryan from the outside, but Ryan quickly dodges.)

Ryan: Whoa, whoa, chump change�?better watch yourself�?you just might get-�?/DIV>

(Ryan tosses the microphone at Matt Hardy, who catches it, and then takes an extremely high elevation dropkick, right to his face, knocking him from the apron. Ryan stands up, proud of himself. He turns to find Jeff Hardy struggling to his feet. Ryan walks over to him, steps on his back and walks right over him, to the corner, where he tags out to Hernandez.)

Trunks: Ryan needs a breather.

Joey: �?Right.

(Ryan gets out onto the apron, and here comes Hernandez.)

Joey: To the people of PETA and any other animal rights organization, we at W2K have nothing to do with-�?/DIV>

Trunks: DUDE! SCREW PETA! LOOK AT HERNANDEZ!

(Herny hits a leg drop to the back of Jeff Hardy’s head and then gets the pick-up. Herny whips Jeff across the ring and drops him with an amazing spinning wheel kick on the rebound. Hernandez with the cover that only gets two. Quite the near fall that was.)

Trunks: Can you imagine if he lost to a dog?!?

Joey: Trunks, I think he *is* losing to a dog.

(Matt Hardy runs into the ring to illegally interfere, and Jeff comes over to help with a double team�?but Hernandez suddenly springs up with duel dropsaults, landing back on his feet and flooring both Hardy Boyz. They stumble back to their feet, and Ryan Cain suddenly enters the picture, sending Matt Hardy outside the ring with a headscissor takeover. Jeff Hardy is back up now�?Hernandez gets a gut kick�?and flips Jeff up onto his shoulders for a powerbomb!)

Joey: HOW THE HELL?!?

Trunks: Whoa�?that’s uh�?hmm�?/DIV>

(Hernandez just holds Jeff there until Ryan runs at the ropes�?he jumps ALL the way up to the top�?springboards backwards�?turns�?Whip-FOCKin-Lash!!!!! Hernandez powerbombs him at the same time! Herny with the cover�?one�?two�?THREE!!!!

*DING DING!*)

Trunks: HE DID LOSE TO A DOG!

Joey: Well that was unexpected.

“Ladies and gentlemen, here are your winners, and still W2K TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS�?RYAN CAIN�?AND WHOEVER HE CAN FIND TO FILL IN FOR THE WEEEEEEK!!!�?/FONT>

(Ryan and Herny celebrate as �?6 Quite Bitter Beings�?rocks the house again.)

[Law and Blaze are already in the ring staring each other down as the bell sounds. The two lock up. Blaze breaks the lock up and gives Law a shove. Law stumbles back a bit. Blaze goes right back after him, grabbing Law and slapping a headlock on him. The two keep up trying to over power one another, twisting and turning each other around the ring. Law drops to the mat and tries to pull Blaze with him. Blaze stays on his feet and tries gettig ahead of Law. Law twists and spins around knocking Blaze off his feet!

Joey: Nice move by Law!

Trunks: He's showing us some those amateur wrestling skills.

[Law has Blaze in an ankle lock and is twisting that ankle like he's going to snap it in two. Blaze is stomach down on the mat and trying to pull himself to the ropes. Law twists that ankle even harder! The ref checks on Blaze. Blaze is shaking his head no and is inching towards the ropes. Just as Blaze's fingertips near the ropes Law pulls him back!

Joey: Blaze isn't giving up though. Speaking of giving up Trunks. Are you really going to be a serious commentator now?

Trunks: I always take my job serious Joey!

Joey: Yeah, riiiiight.

[Back in the ring Blaze has ahold of the bottom rope and the ref is making Law break the ankle lock. Law releases and rolls back towards the ropes and catches his breath. Blaze is up on his feet, working that ankle lock out. Blaze is walking it off. Law is keeping an eye on him as he gets up to his feet.

Joey: Why is Law letting him get a break? He should be working on that ankle again!

Trunks: Since when did you become so violent Joey?

Joey: Since you became a pansy and starting letting MSN tell you how to act!

Trunks: I have a job to do Joey.

Joey: Whatever, suck up.

[Law and Blaze are going round and round each other in the ring. They lock up once again. Law quickly turns and shoves Blaze into the ropes. Blaze springs back. Oh Blaze is nailed with boot to the face!

Trunks: Ouch, that had to hurt.

Joey: Not as much as it's hurting you not to say something about my mother.

Trunks: Joey please, your mother is a fine lady.

Joey: That's all you got Trunks?

Trunks: No. Look at that Joey! Law is all over Blaze!

[Law has Blaze in a small package! 1.... 2.... kick out! Both men are quickly back on their feet. Blaze rushes at Law. Clothesline! Law pops back up! Superkick by Blaze! Law is down on the mat.

Joey: Blaze is really showing some good strength out here tonight folks. These two are all over each other!

Trunks: That's because MSN is a fine establishment and they know how to pick em Joey.

[Blaze hits Law with an elbow. Blaze covers, hooking the leg. 1.... 2.. kick out! Blaze is on his feet, pulling Law up and attempts to send him to the ropes. Law reverses the whip, sending Blaze to the corner. Law goes for a shoulder block. Blaze moves! Law collides shoulder first with the ring post and rolls outside!

Trunks: Law has to be hurting after that!

Joey: Blaze isn't going to let that be enough!

[Blaze rolls out of the ring, grabbing Law. Blaze whips Law, Law grab Blaze as Blaze releases. Both slam into steel rails! Law recovers first and grabs Blaze and slams him into the side of the ring. Blaze crawls back into the ring, with Law following. Blaze gets to his feet. Law hits Blaze with an evenflow ddt!

Joey: That's his set up for The Blade!

Trunks: And there it is!

[Law nails Blaze with 'The Blade'. Blade goes down! Law covers! 1... 2... 3!

Trunks: What a match, these two gave a great show of strength and skills!

Joey: Yeah, just like MSN likes, right Trunks?

Trunks: That's right Joey!

"Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, and STILLL, W2K X-IMPACT CHAMPION... BLADE... LAWWWW!!!"

Sex Type Thing by STP blares over the speakers as WRM steps out from behind the entrance. And since he has no sweet entrance like Trip he just walks down to the ring all serious and RAWR style!

Heartbeats are heard blaring from the speaker as the Jumbotron lights up. We can see a panoramic view of someone standing at the edge of a building as the camera continuously circles around. The view then zooms right into the eyes of the man as the speakers now blare "1.....2.....3 GO!" Pyrotechnics explode on the stage as Step Up starts to play. The fans are in a ruckus yet some boo. Through the smoke of the pyrotechnics walks out Trip. He stops at the edge of the ramp and looks to his left at all the people that either praise him or hate him, and then to the right. He raises his arms in X formation over his head as two pyrotechnics do the same. Trip walks down the ramp, looking behind him, like he’s expecting someone.

Trunks: Trip looks lonely out there, what’s going on?

Trip rolls in the ring. He goes to every corner raising his arm in X formation wording words to the fans. Trip looks back at the entrance way as he climbs down off the last corner, his arms out to his sides with a puzzled look on his face.

Joey: This is our MSN slash W2K champion, Power Trip!

Trunks: Where’s the rest of his family?

Joey: That’s a good question, Trunks.

Trip is looking at the stage, then back at WRM who’s expressionless, he just looks ready for a fight.

Joey: WRM looks pretty determined tonight, this may be the shortest title reign since the days of Sef Kins!

Trunks: Shut up! Where is Shadow and Chainz!?

The jumbo-tron suddenly comes to life, we see a field of cows. The camera pans and we now see Chainz and Shadow laying in the middle of the herd of cows. Shadow is rudely awoken by a cow urinating on his face. Shadow rubs his hand over his face and starts yelling, which causes Chainz to awaken as well. Chainz tries to get up but he's slipping and sliding in the mud. He falls face first into a big warm cow pie.

The camera backs out of the jumbo tron and gets a close up on the shocked face of Trip. The bell rings and Trip spins around only to be flung over the shoulder of WRM in a fireman’s carry take down. WRM keeps a hold of Trip’s arm for a side arm bar as Trip struggles to get to his feet. Trip starts walking a circle around the ring, gets close to the ropes and drops face down, but WRM keeps the hold locked on and falls right on top of Trip, only now applying more pressure.

Joey: Trip just tried to pull out an old school counter and got caught by the former champion!

Trip reaches out and is pulled away from the ropes by WRM. WRM still with the arm bar locked in tight, now turns that submission into a rings of Saturn, while locking both of his hands at the back side of Trip’s neck. Trip yells out, determined not to tap out, especially so early in the match he reaches out with his leg, and WRM applies even more pressure to the hold. Finally Trip throws his leg across the bottom rope and the ref tries to break the hold.

“COME ON BREAK THE HOLD! 1..2...3..�?/FONT>

WRM lets go of the hold and spins around up to his feet to cheers from the crowd.

Joey: So far this match has been strictly wrestling, all in favor of the former champion William Rodney Mercy.

Trunks: Yeah, key word being *former* champion. Trip won that title for a good reason, and he’s working on showing it any minute now!

Joey: I think Trip was thrown off, obviously the guys he thought would be there to watch his back are now knee deep in, well, you guys saw that video, yuck!

Trip is down on one knee holding the middle rope shaking his free arm. WRM is just standing back in the middle of the ring challenging Trip to come at him. His hands clenched together and a teeth grinding smirk. Trip finally gets back up and the two circle before locking up in the center of the ring. WRM quickly drops down to one knee and takes Trip down with a single leg takedown. WRM spins Trip over and twists his leg up for what looks to be an STF. Trip fights off the headlock and squirms away, grabbing the ropes. WRM lets go of the hold and motions to Trip that he was that close to having him again.

Joey: Trip is starting to look frustrated in there, and that’s not a good sign when going up against someone the caliber of William Rodney Mercy.

Trunks: Stay quiet, Joey! Trip is a professional, he’s just getting started, trust me that man always has a plan.

Trip gets up and starts stomping around the ring, the two lock up in the center again. WRM twists Trip’s arm around for another arm bar, the ref walks around the two and while out of his spot Trip takes advantage and pokes WRM in the eyes causing him to lose his grip. Trip turns this around into an arm bar of his own. The ref accusing Trip of wrong doings, but of course Trip says no. Then he laughs and admits to it, haha suckers.

Joey: He blatantly cheated, admitted to it, and nothing happened!?

Trunks: Plan better than you in progress.

Joey: �?/FONT>

Trunks: Oh…And I told you so!

Trip slams an elbow down into the arm of WRM, then twists it around once again. Trip slams another elbow down and WRM falls to one knee. WRM with a hand spring, trying to break out of the hold. He starts to reverse the hold and flip Trip over, but Trip grabs the top rope and pulls WRM in for a short arm clothesline that almost takes the man out of his boots. Trip lays in a few stomps to WRM before pulling him up to his feet and backing the former champion off into the corner. Trip holds WRM back while yelling in his face. “Now this ain’t gonna feel good boy!�?Trip then proceeds to chop the Hell out of WRM’s chest. Every chop echoing through the arena and leaving a bigger red spot and purple whelp across WRM’s chest. The ref is trying to pull Trip back. Getting stuck between the two men, Trip takes this advantage to cheap shot WRM right between the eyes over the ref’s head, then he backs up.

Joey: Oh come on!

Trunks: Trip is the definition, of Experience!

The ref moves out of the way and Trip runs in for a splash, but WRM moves out of the way and slams Trip face first into the ring post. Trip stumbles back and WRM catches him with a high elevation over head belly to belly suplex.

Joey: The Rodster making a comeback!!

Trunks: Oh shut up he just got lucky!

WRM starts scraping and clawing his way over to Trip, before throwing an arm over the chest of the champ. 1..2..Trip throws an arm up just in time! WRM rolls off of Trip and both men start pulling themselves up with help from the ropes on each side of the corner. WRM starts walking towards Trip who is still hunched over, out of nowhere Trip grabs a hold of WRM and launches him up into the air, WRM comes down throat first across the top rope. WRM bounces off and stumbles right into a BIG power slam by Trip who lands and immediately hooks the leg for a pin, then ref slides into position. 1...2...WRM just kicks out before the three!

Trunks: Almost got him! Don’t stop Trip!!

Joey: We’re supposed to be unbiased here! Besides, The Rodster is bringing that belt back home to W2K where it belongs!!

Trip slaps the mat telling the ref that should’ve been a three count. The fans start to stand up to their feet all of a sudden and the attention is turned towards the stage.

Trunks: DANGEROUSLY IS HERE!!

Joey: This can not be good!

At the top of the ramp way Nic E Dangerously is standing by, looking down at the ring very closely. Trip pulls WRM up and then drops him with a DDT right on top of his head. Trip goes for the cover again, but WRM has a foot already under the bottom rope. Trip pulls WRM out away from the ropes and covers, 1..2..Kick out by WRM. Trip gets back up, pulling WRM up with him, but WRM grabs trip by the waist and throws him between the ropes out to the floor. Trip stumbles into the guard rail and catches himself. He turns around to get back in the ring, but WRM grabs a hold of the top rope and slides down over the bottom rope drop kicking Trip right in the face, then he pulls himself back in the ring and starts getting the crowd fired up.

Trunks: That’s not fair you can’t play possum in wrestling!

WRM runs off the far side ropes and comes back, with a no hands dive over the top rope crashing into Trip, then both men are slammed into the barricade, with WRM actually falling over Trip’s bent in half body right into the crowd. Trip falls face down on the floor while WRM is dragging himself up off some peoples laps in the front row, he throws himself over the guard rail and grabs Trip by the hair pulling him up as well, then rolls Trip into the ring. WRM hunches to catch his breath before he too rolls into the ring.

Joey: William Rodney Mercy is starting to go all out here to get back his belt.

Trunks: Trip’s belt, Joey. Trips belt!

WRM covers Trip, but only gets a two count. WRM pulls Trip up, but Trip is just barely in it on his knees in front of WRM. WRM with both hands around Trip’s neck pulling him up, out of nowhere Trip grabs WRM and lifts him up on his shoulders.

Trunks: t-RIP EXPRESS COMING UP!!

Trip starts to bring WRM around for the move, but WRM breaks free and lands on his feet in front of Trip. WRM turns around attempting to decapitate Trip with a massive clothesline, but Trip ducks and locks in a sleeper hold. Trip lifts WRM up for The Realization. He’s got WRM up high in the air, midway through WRM breaks free right into the Rod Effect!

Joey: ROD EFFECT!! ROD EFFECT!! IT’S OVER, NEW CHAMPION, NEW CHAMPION!!

WRM covers. 1!!

Trunks: KICK OUT TRIP!!

2!!

Joey: TWO TIME W2K CHAMPI..

NED drags the ref out of the ring and greets him with a hello right hook on the floor.

Joey: WHAT THE **** WAS THAT!?!?

The crowd is in an uproar booing all over the place. WRM is still in the ring, locking eyes with Nic on the floor. He’s mad as Hell and Nic knows it, Nic loves it. He’s all smiles�?/FONT>

Trunks: LOOK OUT!

NED is nailed in the back with a steel chair shot that just makes your nuts wanna disappear.

Joey: Ouch!

The camera pans back showing Widow standing behind NED holding a dented up chair. WRM is standing up in the ring looking down on the floor, until Trip blasts him in the back of the head with the MSN/W2K belt. WRM falls between the ropes and out to the floor.

Trunks: What…WHAT’S GOING ON!?!

The crowd is in an uproar, with everyone standing to their feet and a massive mob of fans moving slowly through the crowd towards the ring. The camera gets in closer, but it’s too crowded to tell what’s happening.

Joey: IT’S HIM!!

This “mystery guy�?jumps over the barricade and runs into the ring sliding under the bottom rope. Trip runs at him with the belt, but the mystery guy ducks under, Trip hit’s the ropes and stops, he turns around just in time to get clotheslined up and over the top rope to the floor.

Trunks: BLAZE!!

Scott Blaze rushes into the ring and nails the mystery guy from behind with a double forearm shot knocking the man down. Blaze releases a brutal string of stomps and steps across the mans throat, while pulling up on the top rope.

Joey: This is chaos! Trip and Mercy are both down, Widow and Nic are beating the Hell out of each other on the floor, and now Scott Blaze is about to take this mystery mans head off!

A loud THUD is heard on the floor, and we see Widow laid out next to half the ring steps laying on their side against the guard rail, and NED on one knee trying to shake off the beating she gave him prior to that. Inside the ring Blaze has this mystery guy up on his knees pulling at the mask, the man trying to fight away from being revealed. He stands up and backs Blaze up into the corner. Blaze still with his arms wrapped around the man pulling away at the mask, and just like that Blaze rips the mask off his head!

Trunks: WHOA!!

Joey: IS THAT!!

Trunks: Still a guy wearing a mask!?!

Haha fooled you, Blaze pulled off a mask and turned around to celebrate.

“I TOLD YOU CHRISTIAN, I TOLD YOU I WOULD EXPOSE YOU FOR THE FRAUD YOU REALLY …�?/FONT>

Blaze looks down at the man who is wearing a mask identical to the one Blaze just ripped off his head. Blaze swings at the man, who ducks underneath and comes up behind Blaze pulling his head back by the hair and dropping him with a reverse DDT.

Joey: LOOK!!

Pheonix comes hauling ass, can I still say ass? Whatever Pheonix is running Ultimate Warrior style down the ramp way. Nic sees this, but it’s too late cause Pheonix spears NED and both men somehow roll right into the ring under the bottom rope. WRM pulls himself back in the ring as well, and on the other side so does Trip. The guy in the mask and Scott Blaze are paired off in the corner. Trip and WRM meet up in the center of the ring trading punch for punch. Meanwhile Nic and Pheonix are trying to tear each other to shreds just about everywhere else in the ring. Camera shot to Widow who is laying face down on the floor, hahaha..ha..okay that’s not funny.

Trunks: WHERE IS MSN SECURITY!?!

Everyone is fighting like wild animals in the ring, the crowd gets another big pop when Widow rolls back into the ring with the chair she used on Dangerously. Blaze has the masked man in the corner pounding away on him, until the masked guy grabs Blaze and spins him around, now reversing the beating. Blaze tries to do the same but WHAM! Widow nails him hard as all kinds of Hell with the chair sending Blaze clear out of the ring. NED pushes Pheonix off and stumbles out of the corner and WHAM!! Widow nails him on top of the head even harder than she hit Blaze!

Trunks: You know what they say.

Joey: Hell hath no wrath like that of a woman scorned?

Trunks: No.. Don’t f**k with Black Widow!

Joey: Amen.

WRM hits Trip who stumbles over to Pheonix who hits Trip, who then stumbles over to the masked guy who nails him with a right, Trip then turns around and Widow pulls the chair back, swings as hard as she can, but just in time Trip is pulled out of the ring by NED. Widow starts swinging the chair over the top rope at all three of them who are now on the outside huddled up talking trash to the four still in the ring. Trip runs halfway around the ring risking being hit by the chair to grab his belt laying on the mat, Widow swings the chair at him again, but just misses.

Joey: FANS WE ARE OUT OF TIME!!

Trunks: NO! NOT YET!

Trip starts climbing the steps on one side of the ring. NED walks around to the other side doing the same. Both guys look at each other as they each step up onto the apron. Blaze grabs a chair and climbs up on the apron in the middle of the ring. The four inside are standing back to back ready for another round. Blaze, Trip, and NED slowly start to step inside the ring, as Censored fades to black, the last thing we hear are the announcers screaming and the fans going nuts.

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