The bell sounds as all four women are already in the ring. Desire and Morgan have chosen to start off.

Trunks: This match should be entertaining eh Joey?

Joey: Please, you just want to see the girls bounce.

Trunks: Hehe..so?!

The match begins with Desire and Morgan facing off. Desire does a quick arm drag on Morgan who lands hard, back first onto the ground. Desire tries an armbar, but Morgan does a nip up, grabs Desire’s arm, and gives her a hard clothesline. She stomps Desire a few times, then quickly picks her up by her hair. Morgan gives a couple quick knees to the stomach. She tries a suplex, but Desire hooks her leg with Morgan and does a quick snap suplex. She runs to the ropes, bounces off quickly and delivers a standing moonsault press. She pins Desire quickly, but gets only a two count.

Joey: Two Count!

Trunks: She almost had her there.

Desire holds her damaged stomach, but catches Morgan’s stomping boot and quickly trips her. She then takes Morgan’s other leg and floats over to the other side, pinning her with a bridge. Only a two count. The two women get up and run at each other. Desire ducks a Morgan clothesline, and unleashes a spinning heel kick. Morgan ducks, and dropkicks Desire. The dropkick sends Desire reeling to the ropes she bounces off only to find herself at the end of a vicious Morgan huracanrana. Desire holds her back as Morgan goes to the nearest turnbuckle and climbs it. Instantly, Jade rushes over and pushes Morgan off the turnbuckle, causing her to land face first. The ref runs over to Jade and tells her to go back to her corner. This allows Desire enough time to do rolling thunder. She pins Morgan, but it is broken up by Sapphire who delivers an axe handle to Desire’s back.

Trunks: Sapphire sure knows how to hold her own.

Joey: She certainly does.

Desire instantly chases Sapphire. Sapphire runs and Desire gives chase. It doesn't last long as it gives Morgan time to deliver a baseball slide kick to Desire chest. Sapphire laughs at the deception and blows a kiss to Desire and saunters back to her corner. Morgan picks up Desire and throws her into the rings steps, unlevelling them. She picks up Desire again and throws her head onto the rings steps. Desire's head bounces off with a loud clang. A huge "ahhhh" is heard throughout the arena at the sound of flesh and bone hitting steel. Morgan throws Desire back into the ring and tags Sapphire in.

Trunks: It looks like Sapphire is back in this!

Joey: Morgan made a smart move tagging the former X-Impact champion.

Sapphire picks up Desire and atttempts a tornado DDT. Desire pushes Sapphire off of her and delivers a quick superkick to Sapphire's mouth. Desire falls to the ground exhausted, but finds enough energy to tag in an eager Jade. Jade instantly climbs the turnbuckle in her corner and awaits Sapphire's slow rise. Jade motions upwards with her hands, coaxing up her unaware opponent. Sapphire stands groggily and turns around and Jade unleashes a high crossbody. Jade floats in the air as if she was one of those Exile boys...able to fly at will. Unfortuantely for Sapphire, Jade is no exception to gravity and smashes Sapphire to the ground. Sapphire uses the momentum to turn in into a small package pin. Luckily for Jade, she is able to raise a shoulder. The two women both are able to stand up at the same time.

Trunks: These Women have been giving it everything they have.

Joey: Yes, this has been a great match.

Sapphire takes down a battered Jade with a clothesline, but keeps running towards the ropes after hitting her down. She bounces off them, runs straight past Jade and performs a suicide dive to the outside, knocking down Desire, who was busy pummeling Morgan on the outside. Sapphire and Morgan are now up, both laying into Desire on the outside, as the referee heads outside the ring to try and break this up and bring some control back to his ring, On the inside, Jade is just about getting to her feet, and the crowd are going wild with cheers, but they certainly aren't for Jade. Storming down the ramp with a steel chair in tow is none other than Isabella Taylor, who slides into the ring, bouncing on her toes behind a bewildered Jade, grinning from ear to ear.

Joey: Uh oh, here comes payback! You might not want to turn around Jade!

As Jade turns, the steel flies forward, smashing her right across the face so hard, the chair is indented and Jade is spouting a lot of blood. However, Isabella doesn't stop there. Dropping the chair onto the mat, she grabs onto Jade, pulling her to her feet and lifting her up onto her shoulders. With a little wink to the crowd, she twists slamming Jade down with her version of the DVD, "Court Adjourned". However, not satisfied with just hitting the move, Isabella twists enough, to make sure Jade's neck and head land right on top of the chair, a sickening twang as her skull connects with the metal. Isabella grins down at the fallen Jade who is motionless on the mat, saluting the crowd before grabbing her chair and sliding out of the ring.

Trunks: Izzy just got her revenge!

Joey: No doubt about that!

Sapphire slides back into the ring and lifts up Jade and Delivers a huge Spike ddt! She covers her..and the ref quickly counts to three as Sapphire and Morgans hands are raised in victory.

Joey: Izzy showed Jade who she's messing with.

Trunks: I love Izzy!

Joey: Get over yourself!

Censored comes back from a commercial and we find ourselves in one of the arenas rest rooms.....one of the backstage ones of course. In it, JT Kash is washing his hands, obviously just finishing using the facilities. He turns to leave, pulling open the large brown door, but just as it opens, he gets dropped. The camera pans back, and we see Scott standing there, leg outstretched in superkick position with a grin on his face.

Scott pushes JTs face right into the water, and bubbles begin to come up JT tries to breathe......which is of course a bad idea, cause that just means JT probably just ate a big piece of crap. Scott laughs as he pushes JTs head in further with his foot now, obviously not wanting to get his hands dirty. He holds JTs head in until finally the bubbles begin to die down, and JT loses conciousness. Scott shakes his head, and finally flushes the toilet, with JTs head still in it, before releasing the superstars head and walking out of the stall. He stares back at JT again, whos hair is somewhat brown, and laughs before finally washing off his hands and leaving the restroom as we cut to the ring.

*DING, DING!*

�?JC Moron charges CM, clotheslining him. CM doesn't budge. As a matter of fact, Moron seems to have hurt his arm on that attempt. He shakes it around until CM grabs it and turns it around into a hammerlock. He cranks back on it and Moron squeals like a wussy. CM breaks the hammerlock, grabs a waistlock, and takes Moron over with a German Suplex. JC Moron is about unconscious after this move, because he sucks and is a wimp. Anyway, CM charges the ropes and hits an Asai Moonsault, landing so that his knees bash JC Moron right in the face. His nose is broken and he loses a few teeth on that one. Anyway, CM goes to the top rope and hits a top rope elbow drop, right into Moron's vagina. Period blood is all over the canvas, but CM somehow managed to dodge it all.)

Joey: Do you smell that, Trunks?

Trunks: Yeah�?smells like fish.

Joey: Yeah�?fish dipped in an elephant's bathwater.

(So like, CM gets the pick-up, and hits "Adios You Bitch!" He goes to the top rope again and hits SOUTHERN CLIMATE, but doesn't cover.)

Joey: Why isn't he going for the cover here?

(CM with another pick-up and�?

Joey: JC MORON JUST GOT WHAPPED!

(Still no cover from CM, who gets the pick-up�?the set up�?and JUST LIKE THAT!! He picks JC Moron up and does it again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Okay, now take how many times he's done it so far and double it. Now multiply that times ten. That's how many times he hits Just Like That before he finally covers for the one, two, three.

*DING, DING!*

CM hits Just Like That about 84 more times.) CM’s music hits as JC Moron lies there practically dead, way to go CM. We owe you a beer or something after the show. *smiley face*

"Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, Christian Michaelssss!!!"

CM walks over and rips the microphone out of the ring announcers hand as his music abruptly cuts off.

CM: Ever since I’ve made my return here to Wrestling 2000 I’ve been stuck in worthless JOBBER MATCHES! Well I’m Christian Michaels dangit! And I’m sick to death of being stuck in the mid card, so you know what. No matter who “da champ�?is after Cyberslam. You’ll be seeing your favorite wrestler Christian Michaels rise back to the top of good ol W2K!

Step Up by Drowning Pool hits and the crowd rises to their feet, mostly booing, but still, on their feet like a mouse just ran through the floor.

Joey: Looks like CM might get his chance to “rise to the top�?right now!

Trip steps out on the stage with a mic in hand and a smirk on his face. His music cuts off as he raises the mic.

Trip: Now, now Christian. Everyone knows that around here, if you want to get to the top. You gotta go through ME!

CM: Trip I’ve done it before and I’ll be damned if I can’t do it again. You’re on.

Trip: Unfortunately for you, I have bigger things to worry about. So Christian, watch yourself.

Step Up hits once again as Trip turns around after raising the belt up to mock CM, and steps back through the curtains. The camera zooms in on the face of CM as we fade to a commercial break.

Cameras cut to the ring where the main event has just been announced. The fans are buzzing with the anticipation of what they've been waiting all night to see- an assload of total humiliation, and not the literal assload from last week either. Lights pan around the crowd, highlighting clever signs like "Scott Blaze Smells Like Poop Now" and "JT Kash and AxO Are Probably Going To Win". It's very exciting to be out here, and nobody knows that better than Joey and Trunks down at their respective, but not respected, positions by the ringside area.

Joey: Well, it's time for Censored's main event, and I have to tell you Trunks- it's been a while since a Censored main event has been as highly anticipated and followed as this match here.

Trunks: Well naturally after what happened last week, the fans want to see it through. It's not every week you see a man dunked into a dump truck full of human feces. In fact, I think it's pretty much limited to last week.

Joey: Maybe so, but JT Kash and Agent Orange have done a hell of a job pulling the interest towards this match. That's quite the task when Scott Blaze keeps throwing his sleeping pill promos out in their way.

Trunks: Now now, Joey. We can't be biased here. Kevin might whine.

Joey: I don't think that's true.

Trunks: Yeah, what am I saying. Kevin *will* whine.

"The following contest is scheduled for ONE FALL and is tonight's main event. Surrounding the ring will be a select group of Lumberjacks chosen before the match, and they will be safeguarding a No Holds Barred Triple Threat between the competitors tonight. As always, the Lumberjacks are legal outside of the ring, but not on the inside... even though they don't appear to be here right now."

The lights dim low and the Jumbotron flashes the words "Join The Cult", followed by a large "X" pyro on the stage. "Dropkick The Punks" by The Faint hits the speakers, and JT Kash himself walks out through the gorilla position into a cloud of smoke. The fans are roaring. It's been a while since Kash has seen ring action, and they want to see him rip Blaze apart. Kash gives the nod to his cult following as he makes his way down the ramp.

"Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 235 Pounds and hailing from Hollywood, California... The Supernova and God of Wrestling, JT Kash!!!"

Trunks: Kash doesn't seem to have missed a beat. His entrance is just as pointlessly flashy as it always was, and why the hell is he still being announced as the God of Wrestling?!

Joey: I think his arguement was that Isabella Taylor is a Goddess of Wrestling, and so he remains the GOW. I don't really think anyone agrees with him, but he doesn't promo enough for it to bother us.

Kash climbs the stairs and enters the ring with a big smile on his face. There's not even a trace of concern. He throws his t-shirt to the crowd and yawns, leaning in the corner and waiting for the action to start. The lights soon dim and "Duality" by Slipknot blasts. The Jumbotron plays a highlight package of Agent Orange's aerials and acrobatics, along with his Orange Biohazard symbol. The AxO loyalists are screaming the lyrics to his music, and so not to disappoint, Agent Orange bursts out onto the stage and towards the ring with a big smile.

"Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 212 pounds, originally from Houston, Texas... introducing Agent Orange!!!"

Joey: A man who doesn't appear to need an introduction. His promos this week have gotten him a lot of attention, and I'm sure the fact that he's a native Texan doesn't hurt.

Trunks: Yeah, but have you seen The Clockwork Orange? THAT hurts. Yeesh.

AxO slides into the ring and bounces off the ropes to test the slack. He and JT make eye contact, and suddenly the two of them are arguing over something. It looks pretty intense, and more than anything it just seems like a couple of giant egos. During this verbal disagreement, Scott Blaze decides to capitalize. "The Chicken Dance Song" hits and Blaze rushes down the ramp and slides into the ring. He flies at Orange and Kash, but he's met with little less than a Double Superkick that turns him inside out. Kash and AxO exchange high fives, and the bell rings to signal the start of the contest.

Joey: Considering how unfair this match already is, was that necissary?

Trunks: I'm not expert, but I'm going to say "absolutely".

Blaze stumbles to his feet, but JT quickly leaps off the ropes and nails his Lionsault Reverse DDT. Blaze is planted and Agent Orange is already climbing the ropes. He leaps off and executed a perfect 450 Splash. Kash looks a little serious, as he only just barely rolled out of the way. He rolls himself to the outside and lifts the apron, inciting a riot in the stands as he wastes no time yanking out his trademark ladder. He slides it under the ropes, but instead of following it, he starts dragging out tables and setting them up on the outside. Agent Orange takes command of the match, nailing a Vertical Suplex onto the ladder. Blaze bounces off and is already in poor condition after the opening onslaught. The fans want him crucified, and so far they aren't dissapointed. Blaze begins to crawl up as AxO leans the ladder up in the corner. Kash finishes laying the tables out and quickly climbs up to the top rope of the same corner. Orange runs up the ladder and grabs Kash, grappling him and throwing him back into a Belly to Belly Suplex. Kash flies and smashes right into Scott Blaze.

Joey: Incredible teamwork there!!! Agent Orange is proving to be just as proficient with ladders as JT Kash has proved himself to be. He's quite the acrobat.

Agent Orange pulls the ladder and sets it up in it's standing position. He climbs it as JT drags Scott's body into a good position. AxO reaches the top, but Kash runs over to the ladder and snaps it shut. It looks like it might fall over, but Kash hugs it and summons all his strength to lift the ladder up a few feet off the ground. The strength doesn't last long as Kash lets it fall and it quickly plummets downward. The ladder smashes into Blaze's ribs, but Orange leaps off and does a Lionsault off the top rope, flipping backwards and smashing into both the ladder and Blaze in a giant clusterfuck sandwich of steel and flesh. The fans are chanting those infamous two words after that one.

Trunks: Let's see MSN censor the thousands of fans packing this room. That was just unholy, man. Just unholy.

Joey: I can't help but wonder how exactly Scott Blaze is expecting to walk out of here with his body entact.

Kash exits the ring and goes to add somemore tables to the two he's already set up. He stacks two more on top of those as Agent Orange collects himself. Kash makes his way back to the ring, but not before grabbing a couple of chairs and tossing them into the ring. Orange grabs one and JT takes the other as he enters the ring. Blaze staggers to his feet and just barely dodges a Conchairto. He runs and dives through the ropes and out of the ring, then disappears under the apron. Orange exits to investigate, leaving his chair behind for some reason. The fans gasp as Blaze emerges ont he other side of the ring and sneaks in behind JT. Kash is blindsided by the other chair and the boos are deafening. Agent Orange gets up on the apron but another chairshot from behind levels him too. Matty Legend is the wheelman on that one. The Artisowhatever is ringside, and since I don't remember the other member, it's just Matty and Blaze.

Trunks: Oh man that suxx lol

Joey: lol wtf

Matty works over AxO on the outside kicking and stomping in his english roundabout way. Blaze lifts JT to his feet and actually attempts the Stigma Killer. But being the dumbass that he is, he totally forgot that's JT's move and JT has MASTERED IT. Kash quickly and easily reverses into his own Stigma Killer. Blaze is knocked the fock out. He struggles to get back up though, still woozy from the blindside chair attack. Meanwhile on the outside, Matty has tossed Agent Orange up onto the tables!!! AAAGH! The four tables are looking pretty focking dangerous at this point, even moreso as Matty gets back in the ring and sets up the ladder. That crazy Englishman. He climbs the ladder, but he fails to see JT Kash climbing the corner ropes near him. Matty reaches the top of the ladder, and that's when he catches Kash standing on the top rope. Matty reaches out a leg to kick JT, but the distraction is enough for AxO to roll from the tables, under the ropes and into the ring. He gets behind the ladder and shoves it, throwing the damn thing off balance. It lurches forward toward the tables, but the ropes keep it from falling. Matty looks releived... until JT flies off the top rope and delivers a Stigma Killer down off the ladder and through the four tables. The debris flies all over the damn place and Kash and Legend are left motionless in a splintered armageddon.

Joey: JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH, THAT'S BRUTAL!!!

Trunks: I think Kash and Legend are hurt down there...

Blaze comes up behind Agent Orange, who had been surveying the damage with a whistle. Blaze grapples, but AxO runs to the corner, runs up and flips backwards, and lands behind Blaze. Blaze turns and gets a straight kick to the side of the head. He falls to the mat, and just for laughs, Agent Orange steps on the lameass's stupid throat. AxO leaps up to the top rope in a swift motion, then rains back down in a Corkscrew Moonsault. blaze rolls to the outside, gasping for air and holding his ribs. He starts stumbling up the ramp... but uh oh...

Trunks: LSD!!! WOO!!!

The entire LSD stable comes speeding down the ramp and they run straight over Blaze, stopping only to kick his lifeless corpse. After a few rounds of getting rammed into the ringpost, stairs and barricades... Blaze is thrown back into the ring. LSD helps JT to his feet and get him back in there as well. Orange scrapes himself off the mat, showing obvious signs that his moonsault did equal damage to both him and Blaze. JT Kash starts picking Agent Orange up off the mat, and whips him into the ropes. Agent Orange bursts into a handspring, and bounces off the ropes, and backflipping backwards. When he lands back on his feet, he strikes into a martial arts pose, staring down JT Kash, and the audience applauds. Agent Orange's head snaps forward, as Scott Blaze cracks him in the back of the skull with brass knuckles. Before JT Kash knows it, Scott Blaze puts him down with a shot from the brass knucks. Scott Blaze maneuvers the ladder to an ideal position, and climbs the ladder to the 5th rung. Scott Blaze comes off of the ladder and drops a knee across the upper thigh of Agent Orange, trying to take away his arial offense! Orange writhes in pain, and Scott Blaze grabs his ankle. JT Kash spins Scott Blaze acround, drop kicks him in the stomach, and as Scott Blaze doubles over, JT Kash scores with a beautiful spinning neck breaker! AxO gets up, trying to shake out the pain in his leg. Upon seeing Scott Blaze in the comprimised position. Orange runs over, and whips JT Kash into the ropes, On the rebound, Orange hoists JT Kash into the air, and JT Kash scores with a somersault legdrop on Scott Blaze! Scott Blaze tries to roll out of the ring, only to be tossed back in by LSD. Scott Blaze stumbles to his feet and JT Kash stands in the corner with Agent Orange between him and Scott Blaze. JT Kasgh runs towards Orange, Orange laces his fingers together, and JT Kash springboards off of Orange's hands, over his shoulder and nails a missile dropkick right between Scott Blaze's eyes!!! JT Kash goes for a pinfall attempt, but Agent Orange is quick to pull him off. JT Kash and Agent Orange stand in the middle of the ring, having a heated argument over who should score the pinfall. JT Kash and Agent Orange start playing Rock Paper Scissors in the middle of the ring! Scott Blaze attempts to double clothesline the two of them, but AxO and JT duck, when Scott turns around, he gets a double superkick for his troubles! Agent Orange positions the ladder in the corner of the ring. JT Kash climbs the ladder, and sits at the top facing the crowd. Agent Orange stomps away at Scott Blaze. Orange climbs the ladder behind JT Kash, and stands on a rung just below the top. Agent Orange signifies for a big move.... Agent Orange puts one foot on the platform that JT Kash is sitting on, and another foot on Kash;s shoulder. Kash nods, and Orange has both feet on his shoulders then.... AGENT ORANGE BACKFLIPS OFF OF KASH'S SHOULDERS!!! ORANGE TUCKS HIS ARMS AND LEGS IN, HE COMPLETES ONE FULL BACKFLIP, AND THEN KEEPS BACKFLIPPING INTO A MOONSAULT ONTOP OF SCOTT BLAZE!!! AGENT ORANGE JUST NAILED A DOUBLE MOONSAULT ON SCOTT BLAZE! Agent Orange passes out from the impact ontop of Scott Blaze! the ref starts counting!

1!!!

2!!!

3!!!

Blaze is sitting in the ring, crying himself into a depressed comatose... he knows he lost, not just the match, but his job in W2K. That's right, finally, FINALLY, Scott Blaze is banned from W2K forever. Kash returns to the ring with a microphone, looking pretty pleased with himself. He paces around Blaze, grinning.

JT Kash: "Well, well... banned from W2K. What a shame, Blaze. What a shame that, despite all your silly little promos that nobody saw... despite all your incessant whining and nagging that nobody listened to... despite your stupid bitchfits about 'maturity'... you lost. You lost because you weren't good enough, which naturally I could have told you myself if you weren't such a dumbsh*t. With your loss comes my victory. The day when I finally get to see you banned from W2K. Awesome!"

Blaze looks up with tears in his eyes, pleading.

JT Kash: "Is that begging? Haha, cool. Didn't I tell you that you'd be here, man? Didn't I warn you that you couldn't beat JT Kash? I think I did. I think I said that I was going to win every time because I'm so much better than you. Now here you are, on your knees, and here I am, laughing my ass off. What a surprise. I've got another surprise though. I think I'm going to let you keep your job."

Everyone gasps, including Blaze who probably peed himself.

JT Kash: "I thought to myself, what does banning you accomplish aside from removing that smell from the hallways? You're a lot worse off having to walk around here where you've been stripped of dignity and left to rot while everyone laughs at you. You've got no dignity, no pride, and now that you've been castrated on PPV, you've got nothing left to stand on. So I'm going to let you stick around, even though I really don't have to, just because you're going to be miserable either way. Stay, leave, whatever."

Scott thanks JT for being such a nice man, and tells him that he is indeed the greatest human being in the universe- bar none.

JT Kash: "However, in keeping with the rules of this match, you do have to be banned, though not indefinitely thanks to my mercy. And so, in the tradition of the last few weeks... f*ck off, Kevin."

Host JT Kash kicked Scott Blaze out of W2K: Lameass (Access Ban Set For 24 Hours.)