Joey: What a well placed commercial…right at the start of our show.

Trunks: Tell me about it.

Desire and Alia are both laid out in the ring.

Joey: Wonder what happened..

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..10!!!

DING DING!!

Trunks: I guess we’ll never know.

(WOOOOOOOOO!!! SQUASH CITY, BEBBEH!! Dakota is already in the ring watching Dan Coil make his way up the steel steps and into the ring through the ropes. The two stare one another down for a moment and- �?!!)

Joey: OH MY!

(Coil charges in, spearing Dakota to the canvas and staying on for some right hands.

*DING DING!*

The referee finally gets Coil off and he gets the pick-up on Dakota. He shoves him into the corner and starts in with several hard forearm shots to the face before pressing him against the buckles and whipping him across, hard. Dakota bounces right off the turnbuckles and falls face-first to the canvas. Coil does a�?handspring out of the corner?? He goes all the way across the ring before SPRINGING into the air, backflip and�?ALL THE WAY BACK AROUND WITH AN ELBOW DROP TO THE BACK OF DAKOTA’S HEAD!!)

Trunks: �?Well that was pretty cool.

Joey: Dan Coil is CLEARLY the aggressor here.

Trunks: �?Clearly.

(Coil doesn’t go for the pin, however�?but, rather�?IT’S TIME FOR TRADEMARK-MOVE-O-MANIA!! Coil with the pick-up�?DROPKICK RIGHT ON THE BUTTON! “Ohhhh.�?DAKOTA IS FLOORED!! Another pick-up from Coil�?poses�?STANDING HURRICANRANA! He pins Dakota now�?one�?two�?Coil PULLS HIM OFF THE CANVAS BREAKING THE COUNT!)

Joey: What is he doing?

Trunks: He’s obviously not done, Joey.

(Coil stomps Dakota a couple times before getting another pick-up and�?HARD SPINEBUSTER!! He sets back on his knees, just smirking down at Dakota�?but, again, he doesn’t go for the cover. Instead, he gets Dakota up and forces him back to the corner so that, before lifting him up and setting him on the top buckle.)

Joey: Now what?

Trunks: Uhhhhh�?

(Coil smirks at Dakota for a moment�?before approaching him again, pulling his head down and locking it under his arm. He looks around the arena for a moment before�?EVENFLOW DDT WITH LEVERAGE FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! “HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!!!�?

Joey: OH MY GOD!!

(He smiles arrogantly now�?before resting back on Dakota with a laxed cover that gets one�?two�?and three.

*DING DING!*)

“Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner�?Dan Coillllll!!!!!�?

Joey: I don’t know about you, Trunks�?but I really think Dan Coil was trying to send a message to the rest of our roster with that *dominant* victory.

Trunks: Duh, dumbass.

Dan climbs to his feet as the referee hands back the triad title, just as 'Before I Forget' begins to blare over the speakers. Dan celebrates yet another victory, raising the title above the air when suddenly, *CRACK!* The echo of the sound of steel slamming into spine can be heard through the arena and the fans cringe as Dan falls to the ground. The camera fades back and Jason Striker is standing there with a steel chair in his hands, and a grin on his face. Slowly, Jason bends down and picks up the Triad title, staring at it for a moment with a glazed over look. He stares down at the fallen champion with a grin on his face, raising the title in the air as 'Enemy' blasts over the speaker system again and Censored cuts to commercial.

[Backstage, Christian Michaels is seen standing by outside a guest locker room. Ya know how a company always has a locker room to spare in case a special guest shows up. Well as the camera moves in closer it seems that just that has happened tonight. The door is hel open blocking the camera's view of who the guest is.

CM: So you made it in alright an everything? Good....good.

[The guest must have asked a question...

CM: No, I really didn't think that you'd show up tonight given our history. But you know what to do tonight right?

[More unaudible speech from the guest.

CM: Sweet. Well look I'm going to go and find Cross and let him know what's going down. I'll see you later tonight.

[Michaels nods and closes the door. he begins to wal away down the hall but Johnny Askin pops up.

Askin: CM! Who is in that guest locker room tonight?

CM: You'll just have to tune in later tonight and find out like everyone else Askin. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go an let Cross in on the plan to ruin Izzy's night.

[A smirk from the former champion as he moves off. Askin attempts to get whomever to answer the closed door. No luck and soon the scene fades back out to the arena.

We open the scene to show Matty Legend standing in front of The Jerm’s desk. Holding not one, not two, but THREE TITLES. MSN And both of the tag titles.

Matty: Jeremy my boy. As you know, Scott Blaze was humiliated and ran out of town by JT Kash, leaving me with these worthless tag team titles.

Jerm: Those things are still around?

Matty: Unfortunately yes, yes they are.

Matty sets the two tag titles down on top of all of Jerm’s paperwork, causing him to sit back in his chair and take his reading glasses off.

Jerm: What the Hell are you doing, Matt?

Matty: I’m giving them back, without a partner, or a tag team division who needs this nonsense.

Matt turns around and walks out of the office.

Jerm: What the Hell do I care. REFEREE!!

Andrew Jizzmopper runs in.

Jizzmopper: Yes sir?

Jerm: Take these titles and…just give them to the winner of the next match.

Jizzmopper: Is it even a tag team match?

Jerm: Who cares, you’re the ref, don’t ask me. Just do it!

Jizzmopper takes the titles and scurries off out of the room.

[The Camera opens on Ace Hart and Deus in the ring. They circle, the fans get louder and louder in anticipation…]

Joey: Deus, a legend of the Squared Circle. And Ace, well he’s trying to create his own unique legacy.

Trunks: Well his PPV match was certainly impressive.

*Ding Ding*

[Ace and Deus lock up�?Ace starts pushing Deus backwards towards the corner. Ace releases the hold, then gives Deus a hard body shot,. Deus bends over a little, and Ace uppercuts him, before whipping him to the other corner. Deus hits the corner, and Ace runs at him�?Ace goes for a closeline but it’s ducked, Deus kicks Ace in the back of the knee�?Deus then knee’s him in the back.. Ace goes to the floor�?Deus does a little springboard off the middle rope, landing a Leg Drop on Ace’s chest�?Deus grabs Ace’s leg and pulls him towards the centre of the ring, before hooking the leg�?The referee counts�?/FONT>

(All four participants of our tag team match �?Cross, Christian Michaels, PowerTrip, and Isabella Taylor �?are already in the ring, standing across from one another. No one is really saying much to their partners, as would be the norm�?the atmosphere here is rather thick.)

Trunks: There’s a lot of animosity in that ring right now, Joey.

Joey: You’re right about that, Trunks. PowerTrip and Christian Michaels haven’t been too fond of one another since�?well�?ever.

Trunks: Yeah, and not to mention Izzy’s hatred toward Cross for what he did to Ryan Cain, and toward Christian for the fact that�?well�?she finds him pretty damn annoying.

Joey: This is their chance to really settle all this.

(CM and, surprisingly, Izzy Taylor both step out of the ring and onto the apron. What happened to starting the match off with the quicker partner?)

Joey: Looks like Trip and Cross are going to start if out here.

(*DING DING!*

There’s the bell, and here we go. Cross and Trip circle up here, both men more adept to a slower pace, at least in the early going. The two continue to circle up for a moment�?before finally stopping and coming in with a collar-and-elbow. They go back and forth for a moment, before Cross pulls Trip toward him and lifts a knee right into his gut, bending him over. Cross drives his knee into Trip again�?again�?once more, and he forces him back to the ropes. Cross whips Trip off, and Trip ducks a clothesline on the rebound. Trip hits the ropes again, and Cross lifts a boot�?but Trip smartly hangs onto the top rope, stopping himself. Trip gives Cross a pretty rude gesture and Cross charges in, so Trip lowers the head and elevates Cross over the top rope�?but the big man uses his surprising agility to land on his feet on the apron. Izzy watches from only a few feet away as Cross turns Trip around and grabs a front facelock. Cross looks over at Izzy and blows her a little kiss before lowering his own head and hooking Trip up for a suplex�?“Ohhh!!!�?Izzy runs down the apron and hits a running dropkick to the knee and thigh of Cross, causing him to fall quickly from the apron and bust his face on the way down.)

Trunks: What the hell?!?

Joey: She’s not one to just stand by and be taunted like that!

(Trip recovers quickly in the ring before exiting out onto the apron and waiting for Cross to turn around�?double sledge to Cross all the way from the apron! Cross stumbles back and Trip grabs him by the back of the head, rolling him back into the ring. Cross gets up and stumbles across to his corner, where CM is waiting for and makes the tag. Trip slides into the ring and watches CM climb through the ropes. The two stare down for a moment�?before coming in for a collar-and-elb-�?no, CM gets the go behind and forces Trip to the ropes, where Izzy makes the blind tag. The referee sees it�?Michaels doesn’t! Izzy is up top�?CM turns�?missile dropkick!! She hits it perfectly!! Izzy with the cover, but CM is out at two. Izzy with the pick-up now and she forces CM into the ropes, whipping him off to the other side�?and CM comes back, SOARING into the air looking for a very HBK-esque flying forearm�?but Izzy hits the canvas before he connects! CM rolls through it, quickly getting back to his feet, as does Izzy, and the two charge in. Izzy ducks the clothesline and continues to the ropes, coming back and looking for a clothesline, and CM ducks, as well!! CM continues into the ropes himself, and jumps into the air with a HIGH LEG CLOTHESLINE! HE HITS IT PERFECTLY! CM is on for the cover and he gets one�?gets two�?gets thrrrr- KICKOUT!)

Joey: It seems like I say this in every one of her matches, but-�?

Trunks: �?it’s gonna take more than that to put the Championess away. Yeah, you do say it in every one of her matches.

(CM slaps his hands together for a faster count before pushing Izzy toward the ropes, where he grabs the top one and places a boot across her throat. The referee counts to four before CM breaks it�?and then gets right back on her throat again! One�?two�?three. Fou- CLOTHESLINE! Trip clotheslines CM off of her from the apron! Trip climbs through the ropes now and starts putting the boots to CM�?and Cross is in as well! All control is lost!! Cross throws several right hands to the face of PowerTrip!)

Joey: This match has been intense an fast paced from the get-go! trunks right now this match is up in the air for anyone to pick up the win.

Trunks: Cross and CM are just toying with Izzy and Trip. Ya heard Michaels earlier in the week say that he loves to play with Izzy as if he's the cat and she’s the mouse.

(Back in the ring, Cross and Trip have just flipped over the top rope following a clothesline from the United States champion. CM is down in the corner......Izzy is going up top for the Taylor Turnover......It hits perfectly and Izzy hooks a leg.)

Joey: Damn it! The ref was knocked out when Cross and Trip went over the top rope!

(Taylor releases the cover and tries to wake up the ref. Corner of her eye she notices Michaels getting to his feet. She sets up for Ryan Cain's Zero kick......The crowd suddenly pops up out of their seats......Izzy flies from a corner for the kick but she's tackled by some woman who jumped the guard-rail.)

Trunks: What the hell?

(The mystery woman begins pummeling Izzy with hard punches to the face. Standing in the corner now is Christian Michaels, a big smirk etched all over his face. The woman attacking her is pulled off by Trip. He stops cold realizing who it is. Then his eyes bug out of his head as she kicks him right in the family jewels! Trip holds his groin.....turns round.....)

Joey: Trip just got whapped! But who is that woman!?

Trunks: Its....its.....MYSTIC!!!

(The former championess, first ever even, looks down at Izzy with disdain. She rips our current championess up and flings her to the corner. Hard. CM helps to set Izzy up top as Mystic climbs up and delivers her "Mystic-canranna" from the top! Michaels is really enjoying this. However Mystic hasn't inflicted enough punishment yet. She rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair. Cross steps aside as Mystic comes back in and stalks Izzy.)

Joey: Stay down Izzy!

(No chance! Izzy with too much of a fighting spirit pulls herself up......she turns round looking for her attacker and takes that chair right across the face! Falling into the ropes, Izzy falls toward Mystic and takes another sickening shot from that chair! Mystic finally is satisfied with her damage done and tosses down the chair. She looks at CM, but not exactly a friendly look there. Then she backs up the ramp and disappears behind the curtain....)

Trunks: Holy crap what a sweet guest appearance!

Joey: What a travesty you mean!

(CM falls on with an arrogant cover and gets the one�?two�?thr- TRIP WITH THE SAVE!!! Cross had his back to Trip and didn’t see him coming! Neither Cross nor CM are too happy about this, and they immediately jump on him. CM pummels him all the way across the ring, and Cross smirks down at Izzy�?then looks over at the chair on the canvas. He leans down, lifting it up and wielding it like a baseball bat as Izzy slowly makes her way back toward a vertical base.)

Joey: NO! NO!!!

(She’s up�?she turns�?and�?THWA-�?DUCKED!!! She ducks the chair shot! Cross�?momentum carries him past her, she turns�?CHOP BLOCK!!! Cross hits the canvas and clutches his knee! He’s screaming in pain!!!)

Trunks: Uh�?is he okay?

Joey: Let’s hope not, Trunks.

Trunks: Whoa, yeesh, what did he ever do to you?

Joey: Shut up.

(Cross continues flailing around on the mat like a fish out of water, clutching at his leg as Izzy gets back to her feet. CM is standing behind her with a chair in hand.)

Joey: Don’t turn around, Izzy!

(Izzy turns around and gets kicked in the face by EXODUS!?!)

Joey: WHAT!?

Trunks: EXODUS!!

(The referee sees this and immediately calls for the bell. Exodus stomps on Izzy a few times.)

*DING DING!*)

Joey: Everyone in the ring but Christian Michaels and Exodus are down!!

Trunks: CM looks dumbfounded!

(Exodus just smirks and rolls down, out of the ring and pulls Cross out after him, who is still heavily favoring his knee. CM climbs out of the ring as well, and steps around to the other side of Cross as the two help him down the aisle to the back.)

(The crowd is at a fever pitch as we await the start of our Main Event of the evening�?when, suddenly�?“Alive�?by POD rocks the house! The crowd is at a roar with boos, as the recently crowned MSN Champion parts the curtain and enters the arena. But something is wrong�?something is�?different. The ever-present smirk on his face is absent�?the arrogant swagger isn’t in his legs�?he doesn’t even wait for any kind of pyro to go off�?and why is he coming out first? Matty continues toward the ring, immediately jumping up onto the apron and climbing into the ring without any kind of drama or theatrics to be found. He goes to the other side of the ring and reaches outside, where he’s handed a microphone.)

Matty Legend: Alright, cut it! CUT IT!

(The music stops. The entire arena can sense something is wrong here.)

Joey: What’s going on?

Matty Legend: I bet you people want a Main Event, don’t you? You’ve been waiting all night for the MSN Champion of the WORLD to go face to face with�?Ryan Cain, who I just can’t figure out why all of you like so much. But that’s beside the point right now. The fact is, you paid your hard-earned cash to see me wrestle. You paid to get through the doors so that you could see, first-hand, a Main Event caliber match. Well I’m not even going to tease you with his music, because I’ll tell you right now�?Ryan Cain isn’t coming out.

(A sudden murmur immediately runs throughout the entire crowd.)

Trunks: �?What?

Joey: He can’t be serious.

Matty Legend: That’s right, talk it up. Tell each other your assumptions that I’m lying. Go on, I don’t mind�?but you’ll all feel like fools when you realize the show is over, and you really didn’t get your money’s worth. I’m not just being arrogant when I say Ryan Cain isn’t coming out here�?because he really isn’t. He’s not even here. No one knows where he is. Jerm told me he called�?said he’d be running a little late tonight. All of us backstage are expected to be here by 4 in the afternoon�?and what time is it now? 9:30? 10 o’clock? And Ryan Cain still isn’t here? Your hero still isn’t in the building? The level of judgment you people display absolutely amazes me. Ryan Cain isn’t a hero�?he’s a coward that’s afraid to stand toe to toe with someone that’s better than he is. That’s right, Ryan Cain is scared of Matty Legend. I intimidate him. I’m sure he’ll use his injury excuse, but that just isn’t good enough. If he couldn’t wrestle, he shouldn’t have pretended he would be able to. Because it’s match time, and you people are all severely disappointed. Not only has Ryan Cain cost all of you money by skipping out tonight�?but he’s inevitably cost W2K an unbelievable amount of money that will build up continuously over time. All of you that are here for the first time tonight will go home, you’ll tell all your friends how much of a jip this whole thing was, and you’ll discourage any of them from ever purchasing a ticket to a W2K Event. And it’s all because�?of Ryan Cain. I can’t honestly blame Ryan for being afraid of me, but I just don’t deal well with people costing ME money. This is my life, and your former United States Champion, your hero�?has stolen it away from me. I hope you all go home and jump on the Internet in search of answers as to the whereabouts of Ryan Cain�?because I don’t think you’ll find much. Like I said�?no one knows where he is.

Joey: Okay, seriously�?this isn’t funny, Trunks. We need our Main Event right now.

Trunks: Yeah, what the hell? Ryan Cain has never missed a match.

Matty Legend: Now, with that said�?referee�?raise my hand so I can get the hell out of here. I need to get my mind off how much of a coward Ryan Cain is.

(Matty throws the microphone to the canvas�?and the referee actually does raise his hand in the air to a chorus of boos from the fans.

*DING DING!*)

“Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner�?by forfeit�?Matty Legend.�?

(Matty climbs out of the ring and hops down from the apron�?walking back up the ramp toward the exit. He doesn’t even give the crowd another look, as he walks backstage with no music�?nothing.)

Joey: Uh�?I guess all I can do is apologize, fans. I honestly don’t know what’s going on here�?but we hope you’ve enjoyed the show. For Trunks, good night.

(And we fade to black from Censored�?as the ring fills up with garbage thrown from the crowd.)