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From: MSN NicknameNeddy™GT  (Original Message)Sent: 5/11/2008 3:20 PM

#129
Card Subject to Change without notice.

It's a good thing W2K has that "card subject to change" disclaimer, otherwise, we'd get sued back to black & white TV. But, luckily we covered our bases and, the MSN scramble to fix what Jerm and Hamid have broken through egotistical actions and horrible management will be fixed by your friendly neighborhood MSN.

With the rumors abounding over Fade 2 Black, we can only assume that, soon, all questions will be answered, leaving only more questions in it's wake. It's been said that next week, no champion is safe; from Rain Storms to Dave Tanner, to... well, anyone. Even Ryan Cain, especialy Ryan Cain, has a target on his back.

Match 1
Open Womens Battle Royal / #1 Contendership for the Championess
Any chica in the world!

Match 2
Singles
Rain Storms
vs
Jesse James Miller

Match 3
Singles
Rot
vs
Tim Torn

Main Event
Tag Team
Exodus & Dante Cross
vs
Ryan Cain & Haywire



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From: MSN NicknameNeddy™GTSent: 5/12/2008 1:54 AM

Quick Results
Card Subject to Change without notice.

Rain Storms defeats Jesse James Miller at 2:03, via pinfall after the "Short Out". Taking her Championess title, she knows she's supposed to defend it again at Fade 2 Black, just a week away.
 
Shortly after, Rot comes out and introduces his new "Insurance Policy". Jacob Greene comes out and, as a test of his awesomness, Rot debuts him against Nicky Dreamboat. The match ends in a double countout when the match goes outside, and Jacob, severly overpowering Dreamboat, decides to take out some inner frustration on Dreamy. Rot doesn't mind the countout since it's not his win-loss record and hey, he got to see someone get their ass kicked (FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT)... indeed.

“UH-OH! UH-OH!�?/FONT>

 The PA system sounds and the lights in the arena cut to black as the sound of rhythmic bongo drums fill the building.

“THE CHAMP IS HERE!�?/FONT>

Trunks: Uh�?/FONT>

 The bongo drums sound again.

“THE CHAMP IS HERE!�?/FONT>

 Bongo drums.

“THE CHAMP IS HERE!�?/FONT>

 Bongos one more time.

“THE CHAMP IS HERE! IS HERE!�?/FONT>

 And a spotlight hits the stage�?revealing Ryan Cain shadowboxing sideways in the entryway. “The Champ is Here�?by Jadakiss takes full swing as Will Smith portraying Muhammad Ali continues yelling “THE CHAMP IS HERE!�?

Trunks: He would.

Joey: He’s a showman. Of *course* he would.

Trunks: You sure do have a knack for that.

Joey: For what?

Trunks: Jumping on bandwagons.

 So anyway, Ryan turns to face the arena as the fans are, needless to say, in a frenzy, and he starts to make his way toward the ring. CJ is trailing close behind him, carrying her brother’s W2K Championship Belt over her shoulder.

Trunks: Is that Juno McGuff?

Joey: If I’m not mistaken, Trunks, this is the first time Ryan has ever brought his sister, CJ, to the ring with him.

Trunks: He’ll inevitably regret that.

 The lights start to come back to the arena as Ryan bobs down the aisle, bouncing up and down with his fists pumping above his head. He goes from one side of the ramp to the other, slapping hands with all the fans at ringside as he approaches the ring. Finally, he reaches the end of the aisle and slides up onto the apron, standing up straight before sitting down on the middle rope and pushing the top rope up, opening them for CJ, who climbs up the stairs before stepping through. Ryan steps in after her before smoothly taking the Title Belt off her shoulder, raising it above his head, and jumping up and down while spinning in circles. The flashbulbs are going off all over the building as the lights come back to normal in the arena. Finally, the music cuts and Ryan drops the belt onto his shoulder before removing a microphone from his pocket.

Ryan: So I was sitting around this week doing pretty much nothing �?you know, a lot like the rest of W2K’s roster �?and I realized that I, Ryan Cain�?never had any kind of public celebration in honor of *my* W2K Championship victory and subsequent reign as Champion. What an injustice, right? I mean, seriously? Winning the W2K Title had been a long time coming for me, and when it finally happened�?I’d like to think it immediately became a milestone, not just in my professional wrestling career�?but in the history of Wrestling 2000!

 The fans are eating this up�?but at this point in his stint in the wrestling ring, Ryan could probably punt a kitten and the fans would eat that shit up. Not that he would punt a kitten.

Ryan: I mean, it’s really interesting to think about. When this Title Belt�?/FONT>

 He glances down at his shoulder.

Ryan: �?was moved from the waist of Nic E. Dangerously and fastened snuggly to my own�?in that single moment, it traveled from one end of the wrestling spectrum�?/FONT>

 Ryan giddily trots over to one side of the ring.

Ryan: �?*aaaalllll* the way�?/FONT>

 He raises his free hand above his head and points across the ring, stretching his arm out and rapidly shuffling his feet until he’s on the other side of the ring.

Ryan: �?to the other. When I pinned that bastard’s shoulders to the canvas for the loooong, dramatic count of three�?the power of the Championship was immediately transferred from one radical extreme all the way to the opposite extreme. I mean, come on�?does it really get any bigger than that? From Nic E. Dangerously to Ryan Cain. From the Paradigm to the Showstealer. From the Smelly Vagina to the Tragic Hero. He doesn’t have as many nicknames as I do�?so I had to make some up. But anyway, the significance here is, in that single moment�?I became W2K Champion�?and he *truly* became King Nothing. The darkness looming over the company was forced straight the hell out of here, and it was replaced by a day for rejoicing. A new light was shi-�?/FONT>

 Suddenly, the sound of hissing static fills the arena and Ryan’s head drops in annoyance, almost like he expected something like this.

Ryan: �?ning.

 And he looks toward the screen above the entryway, where the visualization of the static noise is found. It goes on momentarily, much like what happened when his promo was interrupted earlier in the week.

Ryan: Ladies and gentlemen�?/FONT>

 The static starts to dissipate a bit.

Ryan: �?the biggest asshole this side of Gotham City�?/FONT>

 He lifts his hand toward the screen, making a gesture of introduction.

Ryan: �?Exodus.

 And now the face of Exodus fills the screen, his piercing eyes glaring at Ryan.

Ryan: Shocking.

Exodus: Ryan Cain.

Ryan: Exodus! Wow, didn’t expect to see you here! Well, there. Wherever you are. How are you, bud?

Exodus just smirks at Ryan’s patronizing tone.

Exodus: I suppose denial is just the way you cope with suffering, Ryan. I can see it in the fact that you stand there now, talking about a “new light�?that began shining brightly upon the world of W2K at the time of your winning the W2K Championship. You talk about that�?even though you should remember better than anyone else exactly what happened after you won that title. You should remember that, immediately�?there was a dark veil over the face of Wrestling 2000 thicker than any that had ever been present before. You should remember the news that was announced�?the beating that you felt. You should remember that Jeremy McMillion finally gave the explanation behind the mur-�?/FONT>

Ryan: Yeah, Exodus, yeah�?I remember. I remember McMillion explaining that he was behind the entire thing, that he had come up with the plan. And I remember that he said he had hired you to take care of the really dirty work. Oh, Exodus�?how could I forget? How could I *ever* forget how badass and influential you *really* are, oh dark figure of authority?

 Suddenly, CJ grabs Ryan’s hand and takes the microphone away from him, boldly putting it to her mouth and glaring at the screen.

CJ: Yeah, you’re so badass, you killed a woman. Wow, dipsh**, great work. And now I’m your target, right? I’m the next step before you get to my brother, right? Well I can’t help but notice the fact that I’m standing right here in the middle of the arena�?and you’re up there in your dark closet, trying to convince us all that everything is a part of your bogus plan. Well why don’t you get it over with? Why don’t you come get me right now?

 Ryan is looking a little uneasy at this�?and Exodus is just smirking.

CJ: If I had the chance, I’d kill your ass myself.

“HA!�?/FONT>

 The abrupt, scathing scoff comes from a party that’s unaccounted for. Ryan and CJ look around the arena momentarily.

“HA! HA!�?/FONT>

And finally, Jeremy McMillion appears in the entryway on the stage, microphone held firm to his mouth.

Jerm: Wow, you know, it’s funny you say that, CJ.

Joey: Oh crap.

Trunks: This is going in a�?not-so-good looking direction.

Jerm: The thing is, in being associated with Exodus and his followers, and hearing them talk about the feelings they get when they do things like what Exodus did to your pure, beautiful mother�?it’s gotten to the point that I, myself, want to experience that feeling. I want to know that adrenaline rush. So, me being the real figure of authority that I am�?I came up with an idea. And since you’re just so gung ho on getting violent, CJ�?it really works out perfectly.

In the ring, Ryan is absolutely steaming�?but somehow, CJ doesn’t seem fazed at all. It almost seems at though she wants the Jerm to say what he’s about to say.

Jerm: This is how it’s going to be. later tonight with the fate of your brother's reign at Fade 2 Black on the line�?CJ Cain�?you’ll be facing�?me, Jeremy McMillion.

Joey: That�?wasn’t what I expected him to say.

Ryan’s silent anger and annoyance climbs to a whole new level.

Jerm: It’ll be no holds barred. You’ll be able to take out all your frustration, CJ. You’ll be able to beat me up with your dolls and all your make-up. It’ll be your chance to really get back at me for ruining your precious life. As long as I don’t bash your skull in with a chair first. Isn’t that just�?perfect? Oh, and your brother won’t be able to interrupt�?and neither will anyone else, because should *anyone* interfere in this match in your favor, you’ll be disqualified�?and the stipulation I’m about to announce will take effect.

Trunks: This just keeps getting�?/FONT>

Joey: �?worse.

Jerm: Here’s the deal, CJ�?my physically imposing opponent. If you win this match�?if you *somehow* manage to beat me, CJ Cain�?your brother, Ryan, will be defending his Championship later in the night against Exodus, as though that weren’t obvious. But, maybe you’ll just want to throw the match. Maybe you’ll just want to let me win, because�?if you *lose*�?after I pound your innocent face into oblivion�?you’ll get what is apparently your wish. Because YOU will be defending your brother’s W2K Title against Exodus at Fade to Black!

Joey: WHAT?!?

Trunks: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?

The Jerm just wears a big grin on his face as he lowers the microphone. In the ring, Ryan is absolutely livid as his belt is flung to the canvas of the ring and he leans heavily on the ropes, screaming his lungs out in the direction of the Jerm. Words like “bullshit�?and “motherfucker�?can be made out. McMillion just gives a taunting wave as he backs up, exiting the arena through the curtain�?and Exodus just laughs maniacally through closed lips before the screen goes black. Ryan continues screaming for a moment before he finally stops�?and turns back to look at CJ, who looks right back at him in total shock. And we fade.

Rot vs Tim Torn. Rot controls the match but, with the crowd begging Torn to make a comeback, he does. Of course, when he goes for one of his super moves, he's caught in mid air and slammed down into the canvas like a dead sack of manure by Jacob Greene. It's the only wording I could think of to get the visual across. Rot is DQ'ed, and takes the TV title and leaves, with two people lain strewn in Greene's wake.
 
Rorie vs Summer- Summer picks up the win via pinfall with the "Crash N' Burn", and as she steps out of the ring, she's caught by Johny Askin, and Summer goes through the motions and says even though it's their 500000th match, she'll take down Rain and, take the Championess title. However, Hamid interupts, and tells her the card is subject to change and, as such, her stip was also, and now she's the #1 contender at Fade 2 Black..... for the Impact Championship. Atfirst, not knowing how to take this, she looks confused, but then smiles....
 
Backstage, Jacob Greene takes a potty break- for real- and as Rot stands outside, whistling, Jacob's saying some weird things, "it's good to have a friend," he says, and he doesn't notice, over his own voice, that Rot just got cold cocked and attacked by Con. Oops. After a beat down that ends with a slap to the forehead with the TV title, Con kicks Rot's limp arm out of his way and heads off, just as the blow dryer in the bathroom comes on. "Isn't that right?" Jacob walks out and looks side to side, the notices Rot laying in a heap. OOOPS.
 
CJ vs Jerm- To be aired, due to MSN Censorship (of a minor adolescent girl being battered by a creepy old man), after hours in a secondary Main Event for fans who are into that sort of thing- and judging by the internet there's alot.
 
Hamid looks alittle pale. He's backstage and, has recieved bad news. He's been notifed that the W2K budget is being sliced to a quarter of what it's been this year and last by MSN; and thus, cutbacks must be made. Titles need to be pawned. And, as such, many decisions must be made. He announces that every Championship is on the line at Fade 2 Black- to a huge pop. Against one another. CONFUSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes, he explains, in what might be a tourney that meets or exceed the importanceof God of Wrestling, every title will follow a path of elimination and assimilation until, at the end of the night, only the W2K Title itself is left! SHOCK! HORROR! DISTAINININ! He says the "brackets" and matches are already announced on w2k.com, and he also adds that Johnny Askin is an infedilish idiot, and Jerm's fetish with beating the crapola out of a little girl is very, very weird but hey- Allah says he shouldn't judge.
 
Main Event: Ryan Cain and Haywire's Tag Match vs Dante and Exodus.... although Hamid comes out and announces the card change. As a teaser, with the Title Survivor Tourney at Fade 2 Black coming up, we'll have the Main Event of Fade 2 Black played out here for the fans tonight- the W2K Champion versus the Impact Champion- just like it'll be at the PPV- only this one is non title, and the one at F2B just might not be Ryan Cain vs Haywire, iffin you catch Hamid's drift. And, as an added surprise, a man who just might be #1 contender after Fade 2 Black for the sole W2K Championship will be officiating, a man who can respec tthe rules of a match this big, this huge, this important, and he announces Seifer needs to get his ass into ref gear and get out here.
 
So the match starts. Ryan cain vs Haywire is solid; evened; and Seifer's doing a bang-up job of officiating. I bet he wouldn't if he realized the W2K budget was shot in the balls and he's not getting paid (Rufus even went on strike, thus Seifer's involvement). Let's fast forward, because really we all wanna get to F2B anyway. Ryan takes control. He goes for the "Zero Kick", but as he sweeps in, Seifer must have found out he wasn't getting paid because he flashes Ryan in the face with a "Blood Spiller(tm)", and drops him after a long and grueling match. SPECULATION~! Seifer looks down at him, and rolls his head over to the recovering Haywire, who's in the corner........ "AIR SEIF(tm)", and Seifer's already made a statement to the )current) W2K Champ and the (current) Impact Champ that yeah yeah, he's back. Plus, Seifer looks back down at an exhausted Ryan and tells him that NED does not, infact, smell like a rotting vagina, and they play cards together, and NED is a cool guy so get off his back already. Okay, maybe he didn't say ALL that, but his lips just moved and I had to just guess at what he said, plus I like NED; I think he's a solid talent and Ryan's a bit too harsh and I'll blog about it on myspace, I already made a youtube video citing 10 reasons why Ryan Cain should just rethink his attitude towards his predacessor, but I don't think he got my emails, and Seifer's boot to his jaw makes a faster point. Oh. so Haywire/Cain ends in a no contest, but you knew that already.
 
Eddie Macklin reporting *salute*.