Match 2
Singles
Thorn vs Xavier Homicide
While Thorn was busy preaching terrorism to young impressionable Catholics around the world, Xavier came down to the ring, hit the Suicide. Funny thing, because Thorn is all about suicide. Don't you get like 70 virgins if you die for some douchebag? Weird. I hate all of you, except the girls. Well, most of the guys are cool too. Alright, I only hate Bret. Either way, Xavier dominated, and won. He showed everyone in the fricking world that he is the defeater of terrorism!

Match 3
Singles
Summer Stratus vs Palsied
This one was a close one, if I ever saw it. Which I probably didn't, but let's say I did. Palsied started the match off strong with a couple of fast paced moves that sent Summer reeling. As soon as Palsied went for a Tiger Suplex hold, Summer came back, and hit a bulldog out of no where. Summer would gain momentum now as she hit a couple suplexes, snap and a german. After that she went for a powerslam that somehow Palsied reversed into an octopus hold. However Summer couldn't hold Palsied's weight up, and she collapses. Palsied headed for the top rope, flew off going for a corkscrew foot stamp, but he missed that. Summer hopped up, and went for the "Temperature's rising". But Palsied decided he didn't like Sean Paul, and went for his own little superkick... right to Summer's throat. After the huge "X Marks the Spot", Palsied went for the pin. But he only got two. As soon as both competitors were up, they started brawling and it looked like Summer was about to hit the "Crash n burn" until Palsied reversed it! But before Palsied could capitalize, the bell rang due to time limit. The match was a draw.

Match 4
Singles
Haywire vs Nicky Dreamboat
A BATTLE OF THE TITANS! Oh, I was reading my comic books again. Anyway, these two pretty much were equal. Haywire would hit his fast moves, and Nicky would come back with his technical prowess. But close to the end of the match, Dreamboat started to show off his endurance by out-lasting Haywire. Dreamboat would climb up onto the top turnbuckle with Haywire, and hit the Burning hammer onto the matting outside of the ring. The ref would count the mandatory ten, and just before 10 Dreamboat rolled back into the ring picking up the win.

Main Event
Singles
Ryan Cain vs Rot
These two were like Bonnie and Clyde (Ryan was Bonnie) going through a divorce! DIVORCE COURT STYLE, BABY! The match started off pretty timid at first (the paperwork), until a cheap sucker punch from Rot that busted Ryan's lip open. This angered Ryan, which made him hit a very very stiff knee smash to the jaw of Rot. Which caused blood to seep out of Rot's mouth like he just got shot or something. Soon enough the two were at a full out brawl, and Ryan and Rot's eyes began to swell over from the constant stiff punches. A couple of suplexes and slams from each man tested their endurance, and when I mean suplexes and slams I mean they went balls to the wall with them. This might've been a gentlemenly arguement throughout the week on promos, but suddenly after a dirty move by Rot this has turned into a bloody battle. Just like the fight I had with my undercooked steak last night. It was nearing the end of the match, and Ryan was looking for the Zero kick. Right as he went for it, Rot moved out of the way, and rolled Ryan up. But to ensure he had the win, Rot grabbed a handful of Ryan's pants to keep him down. Shocking! Rot wins, barely, and cheaply. I hate him.

As "Megadef" by Styles of Beyond was booming over the speakers as Rot high-tailed it out of the ring, "Head Like A hole" interrupted everything. There the Jerm stood up on the stage, and had one of those looks he usually wears. He's a jerk! But he also helps pay my bills, so I can't be complaining. The Jerm went on to say that the titles that were being held by Ryan Cain and Haywire had been frozen until further notice. Ryan looked kind of mad, but at the same time, Rot did too. The titles being frozen meant that no one could compete for them, which meant no title matches. UH OH! AFTER THAT W2K RAGE WENT OFF THE AIR! LOLZ!