Joey: What? I like boobies too.

 

Trunks: No�?you don’t.

 

(The three ladies hop right into the action, as we start with Jade and Chae pairing off to one corner and seeming to talk over some kind of strategy, while Sapphire just looks kind of bewildered. Suddenly, both women charge Sapphire and go for a double clothesline�?but it’s ducked! They turn around into dual front dropkicks! All three women go down before Sapphire nips up to her feet and the other two struggle to stand. Chae is up and she turns right into an INVERTED ATOMIC DROP! One for Jade! A clothesline for Chae! A DDT for Jade! Sapphire’s cleaning house here! Sapphire back to her feet and she whips Chae into the ropes across the ring, and sets for a back body drop. Chae telegraphs it! Sunset flip! One�?two�?kick out! Sapphire gets back to her feet and THWAP! Chae and Jade actually connect with the double clothesline this time, flooring Sapphire Lopez. They drag her back to her feet and toss her to the buckles, each girl getting on one side of Sapphire and stomping her in the gut.)

 

Joey: This isn’t right!

 

Trunks: Yeah! Damn clothes!

 

(Both chicks get Sapphire up and whip her into the opposite corner. Chae whips a willing Jade across the ring and she damn near turns Sapphire inside out with a turnbuckle clothesline. Jade whips Lopez back out of the corner and Chae catches her with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Drops for the cover�?one�?tw- shoulder up! Chae drage Sapphire to her feet as jade comes over to continue the double team strategy. They force her back to the buckle�?SAPPHIRE BREAKS FREE! Right hand to Jade�?one to Chae�?another to Jade�?another to Chae! Hurricanrana to Jade! A bitch slap and a DDT to Chae! Lopez is on fire! Both chicks are still laid out as Sapphire climbs the buckles for a FROG SPLASH TO CHAE! Stays on for the cover, one�?two�?thr- Jade goes for the save, but Sapphire moves! Jade lands on Chae before getting up with a shocked look on her face. Dropkick to the back! Jade falls chest-first onto the middle rope! Sapphire off the opposite ropes�?comes back and hits the Mistress of Pain! She salutes the crowd as Jade rolls across the ring�?before springboarding off the top for the Shattered Jewel! HOOKS THE LEG�?ONE�?TWO�?THRE- NO! Chae makes the save! She lifts Sapphire to her feet and talks a little trash in her face before shoving her back into Jade, who grabs Sapphire’s arms in a full-nelson. Chae steps back�?sets�?and SUPERKICK! �?RIGHT TO JADE’S FACE! SAPPHIRE SLIPPED OUT! Jade collapses�?Sapphire with the roll-up on Chae! ONE�?TWO�?THREE!!! Sapphire rolls off of Chae and raises both arms over her head as the bell rings.)

 

Jizzmopper: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, Sapphirrre LOPEZZZ!

 

Trunks: DAMN IT! THEY STILL AREN’T NAKED!

 

(Sapphire yanks Chae’s shirt and pants off.)