"The following contest is a GOW semi-final match scheduled for 2 out of 3 falls!"

Cain's entrance is first, but as he comes down the ramp, a team of MSN security comes with him. Cain notices them at the bottom of the ramp, but it's pretty clear that he didn't invite them. They come closer, and as Cain gets to the bottom of the ramp, the lights go out. When they come on moments later, Cain is out cold in the ring, and the security team surrounds the ring like they did earlier with JT and Izzy.

Joey: Oh, what a sham.

Trunks: If by that you mean, what a strange thing for Cain to do to himself, then I agree.

Ace makes his way to the ring and immediately starts stomping the hell out of Cain. He lifts Cain and throws him hard to the corner. Cain stumbles out right into a boot to the face. Hart grabs Cain for his Pedigree, but Cain ducks down and rears his head up for sort of a legal low blow. Cain pulls out and starts fighting back with fists. He runs to the ropes, bounces for a Lionsault, but his feet are held by guards and Cain just falls back, right into a Reverse DDT by Ace. Cover for two.

Trunks: In all seriousness, I wonder what this stuff is about.

Joey: No idea, but it's horrible.

Ace whips Cain to the corner and avalanches him. He starts throwing hard fists into Cain, and that goes on for a while until Cain is looking more like a doll than a wrestler. Ace whips Cain to the otherside of the ring, but Cain does even make it, he falls to the mat. And rolls sideways into the ringpost. While Ace has words with the ref, the guards pull Ryan's hair and legs, giving him a Bow and Arrow Lock on the ring post. They shove him back towards Ace who picks him up and toys with him... shoving him around. Cain ducks a clothesline though and connects with the Zero Superkick!!! He covers but Ace is able to kick out just before two, he's still fresh.

Trunks: Man, Cain isn't letting this handicap get to him, he's fighting back hard.

Joey: I just wonder when the tasers will come out.

Ace gets up first and drives a hard knee into Cain's head. Ryan is whipped to the corner and as he stumbles back, Ace goes for his Pedigree again, looking pissed off. This time he connects, and he rolls Ryan over, quickly scoring the first fall of the match with very little effort on his part.

*ding*

Joey: God, Ace is basically 100% still. He's not even sweating.

Trunks: That's either a really strong anti-perperent, or Cain is in trouble.

Ace drags Cain back up and goes for another Pedigree... and Christ, he hits it!!! Cain is rolled over. One! Two! Thr- NO!!!! Cain shoots his arm up at the last possible moment. Ace is furious, dragging Cain blatantly to the edge of the ring and flipping him through the ropes to the outside. He purposely distracts the ref, well aware of what's going on unlike Izzy. The guards destroy Cain with nightsticks and fling him back in. Ace grabs him and covers, but again Cain kicks out.

Joey: Ace Hart is scum, Trunks. Pondscum!

Trunks: Thanks for being specific, I didn't know what kind of scum you meant.

Ace gets Cain up and leans him on the ropes, throwing vicious chops into his sternum. Ace whips, but Cain reverses the whip. Ace comes back, and Cain is already running up the turnbuckles. Ace is nailed with Whisper in the Wind, right to the face. The fans are exstatic now. Both Cain and Ace get up around the same time. Cain charges, but Ace hollows him out with a Kitchen Sink to the ribs. Cain does a full flip, landing on his back. Ace rips him up, but Cain leaps and puts distance between them with a Dropkick to the chest. Ace flies back and falls into the ref. Sigh. A guard gets up on the apron... the one with the taser!!! BOOO!!!! He's got the taster ready again, signaling to Ace.

Trunks: Oh snap, Cain is about to... uhh... NOT get tasered by MSN Security.

Ace catches Cain with a low blow while the ref is down. He grabs Ryan's arm and prepares to whip him right into the taser guard!!! Ace whips, but Ryan reverses!!! No wait, Ace reverses back... but Ryan turns it around last second!!! Ace's back collides with the taser gun. He falls forward, but Ryan connects with the Zero Superkick a second time!!! Ryan covers, the ref comes back to reality... ONE! TWO! THREE!!!

*ding*

Joey: YES! Ryan turns the tables!!! Take that!

Trunks: MSN says they ran out of pink paper. What color do you want your slip to be?

Joey: Shut up! Ryan's odds are 30%, just like JT's. Argh.

Ryan climbs the ropes to get to the top. Like JT he looks like he's about to dive off onto the guards... but he fakes them out!!! They all cover themselves, and he uses the time to fly off the ropes onto Ace- but Ace is already standing, and he fires a forearm into Ryan's crotch on the way down. Bummer. Cain is down and out. Ace picks him up and throws him to the rope. Cain comes back right into THE CROWN! ACK! GORE! BLOOD! GLAYVEN! Ace pins for the surefire cover... but Cain kicks out!

Joey: What? HA!

Trunks: That's odd.

Ace doesn't sweat it, he's in total control. He grabs Cain and hooks him up... Guts And Glory!!! Ouch, what a crash. Ryan is sprawled out. Ace hooks a leg... One. Two. Thr- Foot on the rope!!! Again Ryan escapes defeat! Now Ace is upset. He goes to the ropes and demands one of the guards give him a taser so he can finish this himself, but obviously they can't admit to having them, so they pretend not to know what he's talking about. Meanwhile, Cain is slowly getting up, slowly rising to his feet. The crowd is building up around him. He's stumbling around behind Ace, but slowly getting more aware. Ace gets fed up and turns back around. Cain goes for a third Superkick, Ace scouts it and catches it... tries to turn it into Fashionably Late... but Cain reverses and goes for the same move!!! Ace freaks out and low blows right in front of the ref, but the ref panics because of the caliber of the match and doesn't call for the bell. Ace goes for Guts N Glory.... but Ryan reverses into a Hurricanrana!!! Ace stumbles to his feet, turns around- kick to the gut!!! Ryan hooks him up and nails Ace with Guts N Glory!!! His own finisher!!! Ryan hooks the leg- 3 count!!!

*ding ding*

"Here is your winner, Ryan FOCKIN Cain!!!"

Cain can't celebrate, because he's face down on the mat next to Ace. The ref checks on him, raising his arm as the scene fades away with Cain's music playing.