RAGE comes on the air with the roar of the screaming crowds. The camera scanning over the new arena at all the people, when suddenly Original Prankster by The Offspring hits. The fans come to their feet going *insane* because only one man uses that theme song. The Jumbo Tron lights up with a flurry of bright green pot leafs all swarmed together, slowly spreading out forming into a word.

BURNOUT

The fans erupt with Burnout chants as his name and video flashes over the tron. Several clips of The Burnout Cutter on Lesmond are shown first, that's always cool.

"Ladies and gentlemen...BURNOUT..."

The crowd erupts again.

"Will NOT BE HERE TONIGHT! THANKS PWT!!"

"WALLSTREET SUCKS!! WALLSTREET SUCKS!! WALLSTREET SUCKS!!" The crowd is booing the shit out of this place as we fade off to a commercial break.