We come back to see The Jerm sitting behind his desk looking like a grade A asshole.
The Jerm: W2K fans. We here at the W2K have a very important announcement to make. As many of you have probably heard by now. This will be our last show on the MSN networks. As next week we will be airing on Wednesday nights...on HBO. Some of you are asking each other. "Is W2K finally making it to the big times?" Well, yes and no. You see HBO is a very popular channel, but many of you still don't get it. We've been airing on the internet for years and we've managed to develop a *strong* following just by net fans, and we don't want to lose that relationship. Thus, the W2K will not be changing to a more commercialized product. We obviously upped the value of the arena and changed the appearance, but the in ring quality will not decrease. We believe the pure wrestling fans are what brought us to the dance, and we will do everything possible to keep you interested and on the edge of your seats. So we here at the W2K would like to thank our loyal fans for all the support given to us over the years, and we would also like to extend this to the MSN networks.
The Jerm smirks, then flips off the camera!?
The Jerm: MSN has done nothing but make business as miserable as possible for us over these last several years, and quite frankly I can't wait for this show to be over so we can be rid of those...those bastards once and for all! Thanks for your time. Remember fans, next Wednesday night RAGE will begin airing on HBO at our regularly scheduled time, don't miss out, I promise you what you see tonight and next week will recreate history.
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