Head Like A Hole hits as The Jerm steps out into the booing arena. Holding a suitcase in hand he makes his way straight down the ramp and gets to the ring. Wasting no time The Jerm climbs in with a mic already in hand his music cuts off.
The Jerm: Alright, you all saw what happened the other night on that bootlegged copy of Underground. Unfortunately that was meant to stay off camera for a special surprise, but some mid card jobbers had to ruin it! Now, as for Revolution 2000. I want each and every one of you to come out here right now!
Without hesitation the opening chords of Debonaire by Dope hit as R2K comes out led by Trey Trauma and Damen Vinyard. Aftershock, Cutter Flash, Falcone, and last but not least Ravage walk out behind. R2K in one big group all make their way down the ramp and pile into the ring all around The Jerm. The music cuts off.
The Jerm: Alright, I think we’ve all had enough of this crap!
The fans actually cheer The Jerm for once as he turns around walking to the corner with his briefcase and opens it up.
The Jerm: At least�?/FONT>
He looks up at the camera with a huge smile on his face.
The Jerm: I’ve never been a fan of the suspense.
Joey: What’s he doing?
The Jerm pulls out the Impact championship and Damen walks over as The Jerm sets it down on his shoulder, and pats the title as Damen looks at it smiling. The Jerm extends his hand, and Damen shakes it!
Trunks: What the Hell is he doing!?
Joey: I knew it!! Trey said something about a fifty percent thing mocking Lesmond! But I prayed it wasn’t true!
The Jerm picks his mic back up as he reaches into the briefcase pulling out…the new W2K title he brought in a few weeks ago!
The Jerm: There’s one last presentation fans. So SHUT UP!! Trey, this gives me great pleasure to announce you…as…THE NEW�?/FONT>
“Due to the graphic nature of this content…listener discretion…is advised.�?/FONT>
Trunks: CROSS!!
The opening words to Edgecrusher come out followed by the metal opening to the song. Cross steps out on the stage with a mic in his hands as the people start going nuts about to blow the roof off the place. Cross still wearing his leather jacket zipped up.
Joey: This may not be a smart move, Trunks! The NLS are all gone.
Trunks: We still got Omen!
Joey: Yeah, but is he even still here?
Trunks: What about The New Wave!?
Joey: They’re all gone! Veronica Beck took them out for a celebration victory party!
The music cuts off as the chants of Cross die down from the fans.
Cross: Now hold on just a damn minute!
“Cross! Cross! Cross! Cross!�?/FONT>
Cross: McMillion you little snake! I knew you were behind all of this, but you see there’s just one thing you fuckass didn’t expect!
Trey walks towards the near side of the ring leaning against the ropes yelling at Cross.
Cross: You assholes down there never expected, just like I never expected. That he would come back.
Joey: Who!?
Trunks: What’s he talking about?
Cross: The last thing you all saw was all of these pussies stomping me down, but what happened next…nobody saw it coming.
Trey grabs the mic from The Jerm.
Trey Trauma: You got nothing! We destroyed your little jobber friends camera! We all saw what happened, you were down and I won! I’m the new W2K champion and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it!
Cross: Well, unfortunately for you people actually like me. And well, let’s just say Colin and FTN weren’t the only ones taping that show last night.
Cross unzips his jacket to reveal the FTW belt wrapped around his waste.
Cross: This you can never take from me!
Trey Trauma: THERE’S NO FOOTAGE LEFT AND YOU KNOW IT!! I’M THE CHAMPION!!
The fans boo at Trey’s comment.
Cross: Heh, then watch this dip shit.
The Jumbo Tron comes to life showing the end of the match where Cross is in the ring being stomped down by the R2K.
In a different view from before we see Falcone smashing the camera while Colin and FTN get their heads stomped into the ground. Falcone slides back into the ring where they have Cross�?head stuck between the ladder. Trey lifts the chair up above his head and suddenly the lights shut off.
Paul Hymen: WHAT’S GOING ON!?
We can hear the ring bounce, followed by CRACK!! CRACK!!! CRACK!!! CRACK!! CRACK!! The sounds of steel smashing against bone, the lights come back on and now we’re in an entirely new game. Ravage, Aftershock, Cutter, Damen, and Falcone are all laid out with bleeding foreheads.
Paul Hymen: WHAT HAPPENED!?
Trey Trauma no longer has his chair in hand, but instead a worried expression on his face as he looks around at all his fallen friends not knowing what the Hell just happened. The fans are going crazy, all fifty or sixty of them, but they sound like a football stadium. The lights go off once again, then flash back on…RYAN CAIN IS HERE!! HE ZERO KICKS TREY TRAUMA‘S FACE INTO THE FRONT ROW!!
Paul Hymen: HOLY SHIT!! WHERE DID HE COME FROM!?
The fans are going *insane* at the arrival of Ryan Cain. Cross is moving around. The ref has his hands on his head not knowing what the fuck to do. Ryan yells at him to count the ten. So the ref rather than suffering the same fate as the R2K starts the count as Ryan slides out of the ring.
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Cross is pulling himself up by the ropes.
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He’s up on one knee.
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Cross stands up.
�?0!! Ryan slides back into the ring with the FTW belt as Cross stumbles around to face Ryan who puts the title belt into Cross chest. Cross grabs the title with one arm while falling down to one knee with a shocked look on his face holding the back of his head with his free hand. Ryan just flashes that trademark smile before stepping backwards and dropping down to roll out of the ring, and back stepping up the aisle way as he and Cross stare at each other. The video ends and we go back to the arena where the fans are going crazy with “Ryan Cain�?chants.
Joey: Ryan helped Cross!?
Trey Trauma: DAMN IT CROSS!! THAT’S BULLSHIT!! HE WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE THERE!!
Cross: NEITHER WERE YOUR BUNCH OF GOONS BUT THEY WERE!!
Trey Trauma: Well, I don’t see your “friend�?here now, so how about you come down here and talk to us like that…bitch!
Cross: Bitch, huh? Alright then.
Cross starts walking down the ramp and towards the ring. Cross un buckles the belt dropping it from around his waist as he reaches up grabbing the top ropes and starts to pull himself up on the apron with one knee.
Trunks: Don’t do it!! They’re gonna destroy him if he gets in that ring!
Joey: WE NEED TO GET EVERYONE WE GOT LEFT OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!!
Trunks: COME ON GUYS!!
Cross drops back down to the floor with a smile.
Trey Trauma: What’s the matter?! The big bad W2K champion scared of little ol us?
Cross: Nah, I think I proved that when I dominated your ass last week. But unfortunately for you I’m not stupid.
Trey Trauma: Ah, I see, so the all mighty champion and leader of “wasted talent�?is just going to run off to the back and not fight, alright. Go on. I’m sure your fans will understand you being A PUSSY!
Cross: I never said I was leaving. I’m just waiting on this guy.
The cameras shoot back to the stage where we see “FRANCHISE�?flash over the Jumbo Tron. 96 Quite Bitter Beings rocks the house and the fans jump to their feet with an explosion of cheers as Ryan Cain steps out for the first time in weeks!
Trunks: HE’S BACK!!
Joey: RYAN CAIN CAME BACK ON UNDERGROUN…NOW HE’S HERE ON RAGE!!
Ryan walks down the ramp to ringside standing beside Cross. The first time we’ve seen these two standing side by side without fighting in almost a year! The fans are starting up a loud “Freaks�?chant.
Trey Trauma: COME ON!! WE’LL DESTROY THE TWO OF YOU!!
Cross: You’re right, you probably would. But you won’t destroy all of us.
The ring bounces as Cross and Ryan slide in quickly. The fans are going insane all over again. Behind R2K we see Xtremist and Drew Stevenson. Drew goes straight for Damen. Cross and Trey go at it. Xtremist fights with Cutter as Ryan takes it to Falcone. The Jerm runs for his life. Aftershock and Ravage however split apart and begin double teaming The Freaks. Ryan and Cross both in separate corners getting beat down by two men apiece. Xtremist and Drew slowly start to get the losing end as well.
Joey: Damn it! There’s just too many of them!
The crowd that was booing come back with an explosion of cheers when they see Dante Cross haul ass out from the back with JT Kash close behind. Dante spears Ravage into next week and starts laying in punch after punch going for blood. JT Kash spins Trey Trauma around going for the Stigma Killer but gets a big boot from Aftershock instead.
Trunks: Kash goes down!
Joey: JT is down for good it looks. Damn it!
The crowd comes alive once again when JJ Cool J and Omen explode from the back. JJ slides into the ring, and with the speed he had almost slid out the other side. Omen springboards off the top rope and takes Aftershock out with a huge drop kick. JJ gets up and grabs Cutter from behind and nails him with the 4:20. Drew locks Damen up from behind with a full nelson. Ryan nails Falcone with the Zero kick as Xtremist comes off the top rope smashing Falcone with a Swanton bomb.
Joey: KICK THEIR ASSES!!
Cross has Trey Trauma up in a stalling suplex, then slingshots him off the top rope and brings him back around with a Juvi Driver. Or as he calls the move, the Crossover. Trey hits hard and rolls out of the ring falling to the floor along with Falcone. Cutter is on the floor as well crawling over towards his friends. Aftershock turns around and eats a Zero kick that takes him over the top rope and to the floor via Ryan Cain. Ravage is back up and gets a punch from Cross. He stumbles back and gets a punch from Ryan, stumbles over into a punch from Dante, turns around and gets a roundhouse kick from Xtremist. Ravage spins around and falls right into the Stigma Killer from JT Kash. Ravage flies back and gets pulled out of the ring by Cutter. Drew finally releases Damen and kicks him out of the ring, then bends down to pick up a mic. He raises it up to his lips and speaks while pointing directly at Damen.
''The Emerald'' Drew Stevenson- Listen here you little bitches! Damen, you ONLY captured the Impact Championship because you had Jake ran over. Damen, you want to play cheap and bring your little cunt in to do your dirty work then fine. But you better listen very carefully, one day Jake will be back! I know that you fear him because I can see the sweat rolling off your face every time I mention his name. However, the W2K Impact Championship cannot be held by some worthless, whiny little bitch so Damen, I hereby challenge your ass!
The W2K fans explode in cheers, Drew keeps the microphone held up close to his lips, he continues to speak!
''The Emerald'' Drew Stevenson- What are you going to do? Run! Damen, there will be no running this time and I'll tell you why, Jerm, Beck, if you're in the back listening then take notes. Damen, I want your ass in an electrified steel cage, not just that, oh no, we have ourselves a good ol' fashioned JAPANESE DEATHMATCH while we are in there. You wanna eliminate one of our guys? I'll be damn glad to put you on life support!
Drew lowers the microphone, he is definitely pissed off as these W2K fans are completely behind Drew screaming his name repeatedly. Drew hands the mic over to Cross now.
Cross: Alright McMillion, you little son of a bitch! You got what you wanted, cause apparently you wanted us pissed the fuck off! You get your little girls to regroup because next week. Next week I’m laying down the challenge. You people have been asking for this for a long time. Next week…THE FREAKS VERSUS DAMEN AND TREY!!
“FREAKS!! FREAKS!! FREAKS!! FREAKS!!�?/FONT>
Trunks: They’re back together!?
Joey: YES!!
McMillion has a mic in hand. R2K plus Jerm are back stepping up the aisle licking their wounds.
The Jerm: You want my guys? I book the matches around here!
JT Kash grabs the mic from Cross.
JT Kash: So do I cock sucker! Next week in the main event of RAGE. We’re going to see not only the return of The Freaks, but they’re going to be teaming up with Drew Stevenson, JJ Cool J, Xtremist, and Dante Cross! It’ll be these guys, against Cutter Flash! Trey Trauma! Damen Vinyard! Aftershock, Ravage, and Gabriel Falcone!!
The Jerm: KASH!! YOU CAN’T DO THIS!!
JT Kash: I just did it douche bag!
Kash tosses the mic over his head where Ryan Cain catches it. Ryan struts up front leaning against the ropes facing The R2K clan.
Ryan Cain: Well…Well…FOCKIN WELL!!
“RYAN CAIN!! RYAN CAIN!! RYAN CAIN!!�?/FONT>
Ryan Cain: I see you bunch of splouge stains started getting comfortable around here after you thought you had me taken care of, right? WRONG! Ryan Cain, the FOCKIN Franchise of this company is back! Next week you’re all going to experience EXACTLY what I’m about. You’re going to find out why they voted me the Franchise. And you’re going to find out why you don’t FOCK with a Freak. Ryan throws the mic at The Jerm, knocking his microphone out of his hands. The Jerm and R2K are yelling at the W2K guys who just mock them from in the ring. Ryan sits down on the middle rope inviting them back in, but instead they all walk off towards the back.
Joey: W2K STANDS TALL!! AND RYAN CAIN IS BACK!!
Trunks: TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FANS!! FOR THE DEBUT OF RAGE ON HBO!!
Joey: FUCK OFF MSN NETWORKS!!
Fade to black.
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