We return from a commercial break to hear the last few notes of 'Blind Truth' by Autopilot Off fade out as Gunn gets into the ring. On the other corner waits Star and Lesmond, patiently discussing tactics. Suddenly, 'Enter my mind' by Drain STH blasts over the PA as the crowd explodes.
Trunks: It can't be!
Joey: IT IS!!!
Black Widow steps out from behind the curtain before raising an arm. Pyros fall from the top of the jumbovision and some explode on the stage behind Widow. As she makes her way down the ramp, pyros explode on each side of her. More fireworks go off as she climbs into the ring as 'Enter my mind' really begins to kick in. Eventually, Widow makes it into the ring before climbing one of the turnbuckles before, possibly, the worlds largest kathryn wheel lowers and spins violently behind her. A loud blast is heard from the rafters above as even more fireworks go off in honour of Widows return....
Trunks: ...I think she just blew our entire years budget of pyro with that return...
Joey: Who cares?? BLACK WIDOW IS BACK!
Widow hops off the turnbuckle before staring down Lesmond with a cold stare, but Lesmond just smiles with a big grin back and mouths the words "I killed his career". Infuriated, Widow charges with a spear, taking down Lesmond before hammering away at him with brutal lefts and rights to the head. Lesmond is forced to cover up from the raining headshots as Gunn clotheslines Star to the outside, going over the top with him. The bell rings and the match begins.
Joey: And here we go!
Widow continues to hammer Lesmond with hard lefts and rights as the crowd cheers, breaking into a 'Widow' chant. Since the match has started however, the ref begins with the five count and, as usual, gets to four before Widow gets up and begins arguing with the ref. She drags Lesmond up by the hair and whips him to her own turnbuckle. She follows him in, but Les lifts the legs and sends her reeling backwards. Vincent Gunn however, deals a clubbing blow to Lesmond back, knocking him to the ground. Widow comes back driving the knee before making the tag to Vincent Gunn. Gunn comes in before picking Lesmond up and whipping him to the ropes before delivering a flying forearm to the face. Gunn stands and poses to the cheering crowd, but the cheers soon turn to boos as Star interferes with a chop block to Vincents leg...
Joey: Oh come on!
Trunks: It's a 25% owne...
Joey: Yeah yeah, why don't you find a new excuse. Thats so 2005!
Star rolls out of the ring as Lesmond stands before grabbing Vincents leg and stomping it a few times. He lets go and stomps down hard twice, then a third time...AND WE HEAR THIS ALMIGHTY CRACK!
Joey: OH MY GOD!!
Trunks: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Guess we won't see Vincent at Anarchy then!
Lesmond rushes over and clotheslines Widow off the apron. Widow tries to come in, but this time the ref intervenes as Lesmond reaches down to the leg where we heard that snap and pulls out the broken splint through Vincents tights. Lesmond waits until Gunn is standing before grabbing the splint, putting it on the palm of his hand and slamming it into Vincents face before discarding the evidence. Now, Vincents face is bleeding from the wood splinters as Lesmond picks him up, only to kick him hard on the leg and knock him back down again. The crowd continues to boo as Lesmond, with another smug little smile, grabs Vincent by the bad leg and drags him over to his corner before tagging in Star. In comes Star before placing Vincent on the apron. Lesmond drops to the outside as Star pulls Vincents leg over the top rope and pulls on it, while on the outside however Lesmond pulls down on Gunns chin. The ref begins to count, but when he gets to four, Widow has intervened and clotheslined Star over the top rope as both him and Gunn fall onto Lesmond and down to the floor. Widow climbs the ropes as all three men come to their feet....CROSSBODY FROM THE TOP! EVERYONE GOES DOWN!
Joey: My God! What a move!
Trunks: My God! What an ass!
Joey: ....
Trunks: ....Well, it is....
"Holy shit" chants ring out across the arena as the pile of bodies begins to move. Widows the first up before picking up Star and rolling him back into the ring before beginning to stomp on Lesmond. Star gets up however and baseball slides Widow back into the barricade. Star with the Plancha to Widow...NO! Widow moves out of the way and Star gets a faceful of barrier. Gunn is up, and the brawl on the outside continues as Widow whips Lesmond to the ringpost. Lesmond hits his head on the ringpost, and we can see a small rivulet of blood run from his forehead. Widow goes to follow up, but a flapjack by Lesmond onto the concrete floor kills any momentum she may have been building. Back with the other two, and Gunn slams Stars head onto the apron before rolling him back into the ring. Gunn picks up Star before whipping him into a neutral corner before limping over for the tag. Now Widows back in as she goes to work on Star with rights in the corner, but Star quickly counters with a quick kick to the gut before using the ropes to flip up and deliver a quick hurricarana. Holds on for the cover one...two...Star grabs the ropes...thr-KICKOUT!!! Star can't believe it, he even grabbed the ropes! Star picks up a groggy Widow before whipping her against the ropes and delivering a dropkick, sending her stumbling back and through the second rope. Star rushes over to Gunn though and pulls him into the ring before hanging him up on the ropes with his bad leg. Star makes the tag and with Gunn, out of commission for the time being, both Star and Lesmond go to the outside and begin to beat down Black Widow, much to the disgust of this crowd..Lesmond rains down a few more punches, however stops when he looks up and standing on the ramp is JJ Cool J and SPEED.
JJ: Hey, theres no need to stop wrestling on our part, you just keep going....
Lesmond stands up and begins to shout unheard obscenities up the ramp as SPEED raises his mic.
SPEED: Yo bitch, hows the clowns pocket?
Lesmond continues to shout up the ramp as Star continues to beat down Widow. Eventually Lesmond begins walking up the ramp towards JJ Cool J and SPEED, but they merely just walk behind the curtain. Les stands staring, angered as he turns back to the ring but...The bell rings, signalling a double countout....By now, Gunn has freed himself and it's two on one. Les rushes back to help out his partner, kicking Gunn off Star and throwing a punch to Black Widow who reels against the barrier. Lesmond walks up to her and whips her face first into the ring post. Widow hits hard and bounces off landing face first on the floor as Lesmond turns around and grabs a chair while rolling back into the ring. The crowd suddenly comes back to their feet with cheers as JJ Cool J jumps up on the apron. Lesmond turns his attention towards JJ, then quickly runs towards him and swings the chair, but JJ drops down and Lesmond spins completely around, right into a top rope diving kick into the chair by SPEED. Lesmond gets the chair planted into his face as he falls backwards.
Trunks: High Impact is back!
JJ slides into the ring and starts laying some right hands into the face of Lesmond. Eric Star comes back in and nails SPEED from behind with a chair sending him through the ropes and down to the floor. JJ looks up as Star is about to nail him with the chair, but gets spun around and dropped with a roundhouse kick by Vincent Gunn. JJ up and turns around getting face to face with Gunn, the two look to be having a stare down, but suddenly JJ is hit from behind by Lesmond and knocked into Gunn. Gunn didn't see this however and fires back at JJ. Now Gunn and JJ are in an all out brawl. Widow back in the ring now, she spins JJ around and goes for the Sweet Dreams, but is suddenly dropkicked from behind by SPEED.
Joey: LOOK!!
The crowd explodes when The Freaks slide into the ring behind a weary Lesmond. Cross positions himself behind Lesmond, who hearing the roar of the crowd turns around and gets launched into the air by Cross, and ZERO KICKED ON THE WAY DOWN BY CAIN!! Eric Star gets the 4:20 by JJ Cool J. SPEED gets roundhouse kicked over the top rope by Gunn. JJ gets up and turns around by Widow, she goes for a Sweet Dreams, ZERO KICK!! Ryan takes her head off!! JJ drops down and low blows Vincent Gunn, who stumbles forward and kicked in the gut by Cross, then lifted up and planted with an Edgecrusher. SPEED slowly rolls himself back into the ring with the two tag titles and tosses one to JJ as they both stand up in the center of the ring looking at The Freaks. Both guys extend their hands, and get them shaken by Cross and Cain!
Joey: Did the champions form a sort of alliance with The Freaks!?
JJ and SPEED turn and start to walk over by where Lesmond is laying, both guys tossing their titles down on the mat as Cross and Ryan bend down and pick them up unnoticed.
Trunks: Now what are they doing?
Amy Valentine suddenly slides into the ring as Cross and Ryan turn to face her, as she backs up to a corner obviously re thinking her plan.
Joey: The third member of The New Wave, but I don't think Amy as hot headed as she may be wants any part of the returning Freaks team.
Cross takes a couple steps towards her as she's backed up into the corner, and just smiles at her before turning back around, where him and Ryan both run at the turning around High Impact and clock them over the heads with their tag title belts. The Freaks hold the tag titles up in the air. Amy slowly makes her way around the two looking confused as Cross gives her a wink before him and Ryan drop the belts on the fallen champions and exit the ring.
Joey: What was that all about?!
Amy watches kneeled down next to Lesmond and Star as Cross and Ryan back step up the ramp way.
Trunks: Is she checking him out!?
Joey: Well I hear Cross has a twleve inch penis.
Everyone: ...................!!
Joey: I HEAR PEOPLE TALK BACKSTAGE OKAY!?!
Trunks: O....Kay...We'll be back...um...later.
Fade to commercial.
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