[ Camera view changes to back in the ring and we see the "Special Guest Referee," Damen Vinyard already standing in the ring. He’s rocking the black & white stripes for it too, as if he’ll call it down the middle. He’s leaning in a corner, arms on the top ropes, waiting for the two men to get down to the ring.
Debonaire by Dope starts to rumble over the speakers as the lights in the arena dim. The crowd instantly gets to booing as they see trey Trauma step out from behind the entrance curtains. Trey raises both arms up as the fans boo him even more, he just smirks and makes his way down the ramp headed for the ring. Trey steps through the ropes and climbs up on the second rope in the middle of the ring with both arms spread out wide mocking the fans as they continue to boo him. ]
Joey: Here’s hoping this self-righteous punk gets what’s coming to him.
Trunks: The odds are against him. And you know me, I’m a betting man.
Joey: You’re despicable.
[ The entire arena goes black, and a solo white light beams down onto the entryway at the top of the ramp. Suddenly, a voice comes over the PA, "Fate". As the word is completed, "Jump The Fuck Up" by Soulfly & Corey Taylor slams over the PA, the fans giving a mixed reaction. A man in all black steps out onto the ramp, the man known as JJ Cool J. He brings his head up and looks around the arena at the crowd. He nods at the fans, then walks down the ramp towards the ring. He gets in, rolling to his feet. He brings his arms up in a crucifix position, and leans against the ropes, turning into the ring to look at Trey and Damen. ]
Joey: He’ll need a miracle to survive this one.
Trunks: TV Title…Try Trauma…that’s alliteration, Joey!
Joey: What the hell?!
[ Damen is talking to JJ in his corner, going over the rules of the match, when he dashes to the side, and JJ is caught with a spear to the midsection, knocking him into the corner post as the bell rings to begin the match. ]
Joey: And so it begins�?/FONT>
Trunks: What a cheater!
Joey: Exactly!
Trunks: JJ tried pulling Damen right in front of that spear!
Joey: That’s not what happened at all.
[ Trey throws a few stiff, closed fist shots to JJ’s abdomen and face. Damen makes a faux attempt to tell Trey to open his fists, but nothing comes of it. Trey whips JJ hard across the ring into the other turnbuckle, so much so that he begins walking out. Trey bounds off the ropes and hits a nice bulldog on JJ. He stays on his back, and locks him in a seated hammerlock, which JJ folds himself under Trey, spins back, and reverses the hold! ]
Joey: Did he just?!
Trunks: No way�?/FONT>
[ JJ begins to twist the shoulder of Trey, who is screaming like a stuck pig, but Damen forces a break in the hold. He says it was "Illegal Reversal #37. What?! As he is arguing, Trey rolls over and sweeps out JJ’s legs from underneath him, and delivers some quick kicks to JJ’s back and head. ]
Joey: Oh, but there’s nothing illegal about that?
Trunks: Crying a river won’t help him, Joey.
[ JJ manages to grab one of Trey’s legs, and locks his own in around it, and applies some pressure on it. Trey manages to shuffle his way over to the ropes. Instead of immediately breaking the hold, he keeps putting pressure on it, and Damen runs over and begins an extremely fast count. 1.2.3.4…and JJ is lucky to break the hold after the count of 4 (which took about a half second to count) ]
Trunks: Now who’s cheating?
Joey: Didn’t you hate these guys like…a month ago?
Trunks: Continuity isn’t important. They don’t care about it in Connecticut.
[ JJ goes to pick up Trey, but he throws a punch into the very, very low abdomen. He goes down, but Damen calls it a punch to the stomach to the fans chorus of boo’s. Trey stands up and drops a few knees and elbows into the back of JJ Cool J. He then lifts up JJ with a waistlock, and practically leaps backward and plants JJ on his face with a vicious Russian Suplex (or release German Suplex for those of you who don’t know moves�?real names). Trey does a backward tumble and rolls right onto JJ and puts him in a side headlock. JJ gets his wits about him and branches his legs out and gets the ropes, but Damen kicks his feet off the ropes! ]
Joey: This is horrible. How can this be fair?
Trunks: Maybe he shouldn’t use the ropes for leverage.
[ JJ fights to his feet, and drops Trey on the back of his head with a side backsuplex. He hits the ropes quickly and nails a dropkick to the knees of a now standing Trey Trauma. JJ back to his feet quickly, hits the ropes again and drills Trey in the face with another low dropkick. The fans are reacting loudly for JJ now, and he is feeling it. He walks over to Trey and lays him out with a nice scoop slam. He hits those ropes again and drops a solid legdrop on Trey. He goes for the cover, and it is a painfully slow count; 1………�?…………kickout by Trey. JJ shoots the death glare toward Damen, who takes a quick look and flees from JJ. JJ picks up Trey and nails a sick inverted atomic drop. Damen comes over and pushes JJ into the corner. He threatens a disqualification on a low blow! ]
Trunks: I told you that JJ Cool J was a dirty cheater!
Joey: That’s a blatant attempt to screw JJ out of this!
[ With JJ and Damen arguing, Trey has managed to get back into it, and nails a dropkick of his own, sending JJ toward Damen, who ducks, and back bodydrops JJ over the top rope! Trey springboards himself over and nails a twisting plancha onto JJ! Damen is just standing there looking at the mass of bodies, and slides out of the ring instead of counting. Trey is slow to his feet, and picks up JJ. JJ blocks a punch, and smashes Trey’s face onto the ring apron. He slides Trey into the ring and climbs onto the apron, looking to springboard, but Damen pulls him off, and JJ smacks his own face off the ring and for a split second, you can see the lights turn off. Damen looks around as if it was accidental, claiming he tried to prevent an illegal move. Damen slides in and begins counting to ten, pretty rapidly. Damen is almost to seven, when the others members of the R2K faction begin making their way down to the ring, eliciting some major boo’s from the crowd. ]
Joey: And look who is conveniently making their way down here.
Trunks: Making sure guys like Speed don’t try to interfere.
Joey: Because he is so physically capable of that right now.
[ Damen stops his count, and then turns his attention to Trey. He asks Trey a question, and points to his eye, then the mat. Trey and Damen then begin inspecting the mat closely, as if searching for a contact lens. This is such bullcrap. Aftershock lays a few hard kicks into the sternum of JJ, and Cutter Flash is quick to drop some elbows. Gabriel Falcone scoops up JJ and plants him onto the outside with a sick Samoan drop. Falcone picks up JJ and holds him while Aftershock backs up to set himself up. As he charges in with a boot, JJ back kicks Falcone in the bathing suit area, ducks, and Aftershock boots Falcone to hell. Aftershock turns, and gets a MAIN EVENT SPINEBUSTER, but instead of on the mat, JJ powers him into the guardrail! ]
Joey: GET THEM! GET THEM!
[ JJ turns around into a spinning heel kick from Cutter, who rolls JJ into the ring. JJ is climbing up the ropes with his hands, trying to get back to his feet, and Damen runs over, just realizing what’s been going on. Cutter goes to unload a handful of powder into JJ’s eyes, but he ducks, and Damen gets blasted. Trey goes to hook JJ’s arms, but he ducks through, kicks Trey in the gut and nails the 4:20!!! He superkicks Cutter Flash off the apron, and rolls through a pinfall, blinded, Damen think that Trey is covering JJ, and goes for the pinfall, 1�?�?!!!! JJ HAS OVERCOME THE ODDS! ]
Here is your winner, and NEW W2K TELEVISION CHAMPION!!! JAAAAAAY JAAAAAAAY COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL JAY!!!!
Joey: HE DID IT TRUNKS!
Trunks: JJ Cool J is the luckiest man alive right now.
[ JJ rolls to the outside and grabs the belt and flees the arena while R2K tries to regroup in the ring ]
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