Last week’s episode of ICWA Demented drew a very impressive 3.2 rating for hour one (which is three times the normal TNA rating, and about a point shy of the typical Raw rating) and an extremely impressive 3.9 for hour two, which shows that apparently the Nic Dangerously hype worked. But now it’s time for week two and if you thought last week was impressive, as the old adage goes "You ain’t seen nothin�?yet". It’s 8:59 (if you’re on the American east coast), the clock is ticking, the final credits of Cops are playing and folks�?It is indeed about that time.
The Cops credits conclude and the screen fades to black briefly before "Straight Out of Line" (already a minute-four into the song at the start of the first chorus) begins playing over the PA as the ICWA Dementa-reel plays
With that the cameras begin sweeping the AT&T Center in San Antonio Texas as we see the following box pop up in the higher right corner of the screen.
| ICWA Demented LIVE
San Antonio Texas |
Busch, "WELCOME TO EYE_SEE_DUBBYA_EH DEMENTED! I’m Double B Bert Busch alongside former CWA Heavyweight Champion Destructive Jay Marshal and we welcome you to the FX Network for two hours of high impact action!"
Marshal, "No doubt! A lot of big matches tonight but folks, it’s all about the headline as�?
The tron lights up with a banner for the main event as the crowd goes absolutely nuts
Marshal, "San Antonio’s home grown Nic Dangerously goes one on one with Christian Skywalker in the first ever, Network Televised, Last Man Standing match for number 1 contendership to the ICWA Heavyweight championship."
Busch, "That’s right. Whoever wins here tonight will go on to the ICWA’s first Pay Per View event, ICWA Resurrection, and go one on with Bobby Johnson for the vacated ICWA Heavyweight championship.
Marshal, "And Bobby Johnson’s gonna be ready and raring to go as this is something he’s been waiting for for a very long time."
Busch, "No question at all."
With that
The arena goes completely black as an announcer with a deep voice comes over the PA system and begins to countdown. 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1... and then red, white, and blue pyro explodes from the stage as "No Limits" Christian Skywalker comes from behind the curtain. The crowd is extremely loud but it’s almost like a John Cena reaction, it’s hard to tell if the boos out weigh the cheers or vice versa.
Busch, "It looks like we’re gonna get an early appearance from one of our headliners."
Marshal, "And not the good one either."
He smiles and poses while the crowd gives him a tremendous ovation. He then walks down the ramp towards the ring and he climbs the stairs. He walks halfway down the apron and then turns and poses for the crowd some more. He then gets into the ring and grabs a microphone from a crew member at ringside.
Christian, "Tonight�?
Crowd: WE WANT NICK-E (Clap, Clap, Clap-clap-clap) WE WANT NICK-E (Clap, Clap, Clap-clap-clap) WE WANT NICK-E (Clap, Clap, Clap-clap-clap) WE WANT NICK-E (Clap, Clap, Clap-clap-clap)
Busch, �?FONT color=#ffff00>No where else on earth will you hear that chant
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Marshal, "San Antonio, The 7th circle of Hell, And the democratic primary�?Well and maybe "Parts Unknown", rumor has it they’ll cheer anybody there." Christian nods, "That’s fair. Nic E Dangerously appears to be a Hell of a competitor and I can understand why so many San Antonians would want to see their hometown hero. See I’ve heard all the rumors of Nic E Dangerously. How he’s sick and twisted�?depraved and angry�?How he has a heart as black as night and cold as ice�?Well that’s all fine and good, I’ve faced monsters before, I’ll face more in my future. But the fact of the matter is that there’s something on the line tonight that I have worked my whole LIFE for! It’s the reason for the hardships, the reason for the bumps and bruises and the day to day abuse my body takes, and THAT�?That is the ICWA Heavyweight Championship. Now I realize that Nic Dangerously wants that title in a bad way so he can solidify himself as a marquee guy and prove all the neigh sayers wrong�?But that’s exactly where the difference here lyes�?He "Wants" it, but regardless of how bad he "wants" that title, I NEED that title. Which is exactly why I’m out here right now�?Tonight, I have no choice but to put it all on the line for that championship, and that’s exactly what I’m going to do. And I’m going to beat Nic Dangerously and progress to the ICWA Championship and for that�?I want to sincerely apologize to each and every one of you here in San Antonio tonight."
Christian brings the mic to his side momentarly as the crowd is loud but deeply mixed.
Busch, "A lot of sincerity in the voice of Christian Skywalker but I’m not quite sure where this is going�?
Christian draws the mic back up his lips and says, "I love my fans�?The No Limit Army keeps me going each and every day�?And I know that under different circumstances the vast majority of you people would be reping the NLA hard, but this isn’t normal circumstances. Nic Dangerously is your hometown hero�?The small fry turned big, and he represents this city proudly. Now if the ICWA Title weren’t a factor here, I’d never get in the way of that. I’m not a guy who can’t share the stage with someone else. I think it’s great that you people are so loyal to Nic and I thank God each and every day that I have fans who are as loyal to me as you people are to Nic E Dangerously. But tonight, I can’t factor that in�?Tonight has to be for me, and as a result, I can not apologize for doing everything in my power to win the ticket to the ICWA Title, but I WILL apologize for having to do it against your hometown hero when you so badly want to see a fairytale return."
Marshal, ‘Riiiiiiight."
Busch, "Actually Jay, No Limits sounds very sincere right now."
Marshal, "I Sounded sincere when I told you wife I loved her, but that doesn’t mean I really wanted anything other then sex."
Busch, "But that’s the difference between you and Christian, he is�?Wait�?STRONG> WHAT?!"
Marshal, "Relax, I’m joking�?
Busch, "Thank�?
Marshal, �?FONT color=#ffff00>Or Am I? GAH-HA
!" Christian goes to continue speaking when suddenly The G.O.A.T., by LL Cool J, starts to play over the P.A. system. Single words start to flash up on the big screen�?
THE……�?FUTURE…�?.OF………THE………FRANCHISE…�?.BOBBY………JOHNSON
Various scenes from past matches involving Bobby starts to play. Bobby giving Ricky Carter a 450 Splash off the top of a ladder, while Ricky’s laying on a table. Bobby giving Matt Matlock a Bourbon Street Blues�?in The Elimination Chamber. Bobby with a tight Bourbon Street Blues�?on Chris Stlyes. Bobby giving Demented 3 straight Killa Kicks�? with the last one knocking the big man over the top ropes. Bobby jumping off the top of the turnbuckle, and giving MJ Storm a Body Splash, while he is laying on the announce table. Bobby giving Luther Aldridge The Greatest Trademark Move Of All Time�? Bobby giving Matt Collins a Killa Kick, and going for the pin. Bobby standing up on the turnbuckle with his arms raised in the air after winning the ICWA’s Royal Rumble. Bobby in the middle of the ring, holding up the PWT Titanium Championship after beating Jimmy Stryker to become the Titanium Champion. Bobby Standing over a fallen Christian Michaels, while holding the PWT Peoples Championship
Busch, "I’m not sure what Bobby Johnson’s business here is�?
Bobby makes his way out from behind the curtains, and stops on the top of the ramp.
The music slowly fades as Bobby stands on the ramp with a microphone in hand.
Bobby, "Whoa, Whoa, Whoa�?Ya know Chris, to be quite honest with ya playa, you’re starting to piss me off. (Crowd pops and boos)�?Ya know Ned’s my homie, don’t get me wrong�?But too be straight with ya, I’m getting pretty damn tired of hearing his name all the time (crowd boos). Boo all you want to, but the fact is, the last time I checked there’s only ONE MAN in the ICWA who has a guaranteed ICWA Heavyweight championship match, and you’re looking at him. So while you and Ned are killing yourselves tonight, I’m already sitting pretty with my guaranteed title match. Which doesn’t bother me any, it’s not like I didn’t earn my shot, I just did it first so I don’t HAVE to kill myself now. What DOES bother me is that all I’m hearin outta you is "I have to beat Ned and become the champ." "Once I beat Ned I’ve got the title�? Well sorry to say playa, but if you beat Ned �?and that’s a really big damned if- then all you’re heading too is the ass kicking of a life time cause whether you like it or not�?Whether these tools like it or not (crowd boos)�?And no disrespect to the man, but whether Ned likes it or not, I’m going to be the inaugural ICWA Champion for 2006, The End."
Christian smirks and shakes his head as he says, "Is that so?"
Bobby, "Oh yeah son, that’s so. You can cry all damn day about how much you’ve busted your ass, how hard you’ve fought, but you know NOTHING until you lace up (points down to his feet) THESE F**KIN�?BOOTS!"
Busch, "Wow�?We can’t repeat that."
No Limits, "Well then Ro-bert’�?how about instead of standing there flapping at the mouth, you bring your "F’N Boots" down to the Liminators "F’N" Ring and we’ll settle this right here, In San Antonio Texas!"
The crowd erupts as Bobby shrugs and says, "I’m not the one with a main event tonight, you got it."
Bobby tosses the mic to the side and starts walking down the ring with a Steve Austin style BMF walk as Christian gets into a shoot wrestling stance in center ring and the crowd is on their feet going wild.
Busch, "Ohhhhhhhhhh Jay! I Reckon Business is fixin�?to PICK UP!"
Marshal, "Dumb move by Christian Skywalker!"
The crowd is going nuts as Bobby is marching down the ring�?But suddenly a fleet of men in black jeans and black polo shirts with MSN Logo On their right chest surface. The sea of what we can assume is MSN security comes flying down and gets in front of Bobby Johnson. Skywalker seems nearly offended by this as he hops out of the ring via the second and third ropes and heads for Bobby, but the security holds him off too.
"Hey�?Hey�?HEY!"
The cameras go up to the top where Devon Monroe is seen with his own security staff as we see Broderick ahead of him coming down the ramp with John McKenzie.
Devon, "Whoa fellas�?
Crowd: YOU FUCKIN�?SUCK, YOU FUCKIN SUCK, YOU FUCKIN�?SUCK, YOU FUCKIN SUCK, YOU FUCKIN�?SUCK, YOU FUCKIN SUCK, YOU FUCKIN�?SUCK, YOU FUCKIN SUCK, YOU FUCKIN�?SUCK, YOU FUCKIN SUCK,*********************************************************�?/P>
Busch, "A lot of the very vocal W2K Fatefuls here tonight�?
Devon, "Yeah, I’m not the guy in this administration that gives a crap what you people think so save it for someone like Russ or Jaymie who might give a damn. (looks back to the ring) �?FONT color=#3366ff> MSN appreciates your ambition fellas, but we almost had our main event for the night dangered earlier this week cause this crapfest of a city
(crowd boos) Bobby and Christian are both glaring up the ramp at a rather arrogant Devon Monroe as the "MSN" Theme (modified nWo theme) blasts over the PA.
The cameras fade on Bobby Johnson and NLCS who are now back glaring at each other through the sea of security at ringside.
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