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�?Television : ICWA Demented (7/26/2006)
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From: MSN NicknameJermicide-911  in response to Message 1Sent: 7/30/2006 8:30 PM

ICWA Demented Live

July 26, 2006

When the cameras come back from commercial we find Jaymie, Russ, and the crew member from before all standing before the destruction that was Jaymie’s car.

Russ sarcastically says, "Gee-wilikers Batwoman, I wonder who did this."

Jaymie sarcastically slaps her face as her jaw drops in "shock" and she says, "Gee, I don’t know RJ Robin! Maybe it was the Joker and his evil henchmen!"

RJ, "The guy who did it is a joke alright."

Jaymie rolls her eyes, "I don’t suppose you can give me a ride to the Hotel after the show?"

RJ, "Of course."

Jaymie shakes her head in agitation as she turns and heads back for the arena.

Marshal, "I’ll give ya a ride in your hotel, ha-ha!"
Busch, "That’s our boss�?
Marshal, "And?"

With that the cameras fade to the ramp as The lights in the arena dim, through the sound system, Fuel's "Won't Back Down" begins low .. 

I know what darkness means (and the void you left for me)
The isolation stings (so thick it wants to bleed)
The echoes in my brain (of the things you said to me)
You took my everything .. (NOW I'M COMING FOR YOU!)

Two pyro's explode simultaneously on either side of the stage, forming a thick cloud of smoke, Nikki steps through the smoke, she stands motionless, letting her eyes roam over the crowd.  She shoots her hand in the air and runs down the ramp. 

Kevin Dart, "The following contest is scheduled for ONEFALL and is for the ICWA HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP! Introducing first, making her way from Oklahoma City Oklahommma�?NIKKI_BLAAAAAACK!"

As she reaches the ring, she hops on the apron and turns and places her back against the ropes.  After a moment she back flips on the ropes into the ring.  She hits the four corner posts and plays to the crowd, then hops down and makes her way to the middle of the ring where she waits for her opponent.

Busch, "Nikki Black laid waste to one half of the Hardcore champions last week as she went one on one with Jamal Atkins. If she can do the same here tonight against Matt Hardy in this no disqualifications contest she’ll be the ICWA Hardcore champion."
Marshal, "Unless there’s a kitchen sink or a diaper changing table under the ring Nikki’s gonna be lost in a hardcore environment."
Busch, "You obviously haven’t done your homework on Nikki Black."
Marshal, "Homework’s for greasy, pimple covered highschool punks, not former heavyweight champions with a stable of wives bigger than Godfather’s ho collection."

"WHOOOOOOA YEAH!" blasts through the speakers! The fans come to their feet instantly popping for Hardy. And its just a second later before he appears from behind the curtain and throwing up the familiar V1 hand gesture.

Dart, "And the opponent�?Making his way from Cameron North Carolina, he weighs in this evening at 225 pounds and is one half of the ICWA HARDCORE CHAMPION…�?He is MATT_HAAAAAAAAAAAAARDY!"

Matt then makes his way down to the ring as his video an music play. He even slaps hands with some of the ringside fans before climbing in the ring.

Busch, "Well folks, the interesting thing about this contest is that should Nikki Black defeat Matt Hardy here tonight, then she takes full possession of the ICWA Hardcore championship, which means that despite not being involved in the bout, Jamal Atkins would lose claim to the Hardcore championship should Black go over Hardy in this bout."
Marshal, "Yeah well, Jamal Atkins is as hardcore as a wet fart and Matt Hardy isn’t exactly captain hardcore either. Frankly, nobody actively competing in our hardcore division has much going on. I’d break em all in half."

"Live for the Moment" by Monster Magnet is fading as ICWA Senior referee Tim White calls for the bell. Hardy and Black circle slowly, sizing each other up. Hardy and Nikki are both playing a cautious game as they’re fairly evenly matched opponents�?Finally they both lunge forward and lock up into a neck and elbow grapple. Hardy quickly charges forward and ends up pressing Nikki back first against the turnbuckles which makes referee Tim White call for the break.
Busch, "I’m not sure why there’s a demand for a break in a Hardcore match."
Marshal, "Give the guy a break, you’d be a little out of it if your last big gimmick was trying to blow your brains out too."
Busch, "Fair enough."
Despite it being a Hardcore contest Hardy ever so graciously backs off from his opponent of the evening. As he releases the neck and elbow grapple Nikki Black quickly jabs a thumb into the right eye of Hardy. The crowd boos as Version 1 staggers back holding his eye and Nikki pulls herself up onto the second rope. Nikki quickly jumps off and delivers a high axe handle across the forehead of Hardy, sending the Sensei of Mattitude to his back. Hardy rolls to his stomach holding his forehead as he slowly pulls himself up to his feet. Hardy staggers around and BAM! A stiff kick between the legs making Version 1 double over�?SMACCCCK! And a Bitch Slap puts the icying on the cake as Hardy drops to his knees like a bag of bricks.
Busch, "That’s as legal as a wristlock in this bout."
Marshal, "Wristlocks are lame."
Nikki drops down and rolls under the bottom rope to ringside. She bends down and lifts up the ring apron, tossing it up on the ring as she’s apparently looking about for some goodies. She must have found something as she pulls out a shinny aluminum trash can (which appears to have other random items in it) and tosses it up over the top rope and into the ring. She continues looking under the ring and withdraws a broom which she slides into the ring.
Marshal, "Here’s a weapon she should be well acquainted with from her time of sweeping the Kitchen floor."
By now Hardy’s started to get up in the ring but he’s still got a hand nursing his "fellas". Nikki pulls back and goes to swing the broom right across the face off the Sensei of Mattitude but Matt Hardy quickly throws up the right hand and catches the broom stick. The crowd erupts as Nikki’s eyes grow wide. Hardy then delivers a stiff kick into the gut of Black, making her double over and relinquish the broom to the Hardcore champion. Matt tosses the broom to the side, apparently not feeling right about wrapping a woman not named Amy Dumas upside the head with a broomstick. Hardy hooks Nikki and with great speed executes a snap suplex, making the fans pop. Hardy floats over and hooks the far leg as Tim White counts …………………�?……………�?2………�?Just beyond two as Nikki kicks out. Hardy gets up and throws up the V1 drawing a huge pop and a chant from the fans.
Crowd: HARDY, HARDY, HARDY, HARDY, HARDY, HARDY�?/EM>
Busch, "This near capacity crowd clearly behind the Hardcore Champion tonight."
Marshal, "I bet if we gave each of these fans an IQ Test they’d all come back negative."
Busch, "Oh come on!"
Nikki black brings herself to her feet as Hardy applies a side headlock only briefly before rolling his back across the top of Nikki’s head, grabbing her arm, and swinging behind with a well applied hammerlock. The crowd pops as Nikki slaps her shoulder in pain�?After a few seconds Nikki reaches up and wraps her arm around Hardy’s head as if she was looking for a stunner, but instead of dropping she squats down, Leaps up almost flipping backwards over Hardy, then swings down and drops to a knee bringing Hardy over with a well applied inverted snap mare take over. The crowd boos as Black hooks on a reverse chin lock. Hardy quickly swings out to a knee and then stands up as apparently the chin lock wasn’t applied extremely well. Hardy hoists Black into the air and then SLAM! He drops back delivering a high angle belly to back suplex to Nikki Black. The crowd pops again�?But before long their pops turn to boos.
Busch, "Who the Hell�?
The camera goes to the ramp where we see a couple of large men in black suits
The two men slowly start walking down the ramp, keeping their faces expressionless and their eyes hidden behind their glasses. Matt Hardy doesn’t even notice as he gets up and grabs Nikki by the head and arm, guiding her to her feet. Hardy Delivers an Irish whip, shipping her across into the turnbuckles nearest the commentary table. Matt bends down and grabs the trash can, tipping it up and dumping the contents (a 10MPH Road sign, a cookie sheet, and a baseball bat) onto the Mat. Hardy then charges with the Trash can, throws it at Nikki (who catches it on instinct) and leaps up into the air doing somewhat of a flying summersault as his ass and legs crash into the trash can making it smash into the rib area of Nikki Black. Hard holds his lower back as Black collapses down onto the mat and the crowd is going wild. Meanwhile, our two suits have made it to ringside. They both reach up simultaneously and grab the top rope, pulling themselves up onto the ring apron before bending down and entering the ring between the second and third ropes at the exact same time. They both walk over as Hardy is pulling himself up holding his lowerback. Hardy staggers a bit and turns around only to have both of the suits grab Hardy by the throat at the same time.
Busch, "What the Hell?!"
They both hoist Hardy up into the air, and then BAM!
Busch, "BAH GAWD! What a double chokeslam from these goliath like twins!"
One of the men places his foot across the windpipe of Hardy, making sure he stays down (gasping for his breath I might add) as the other exits the ring and reaches under the ring apron. He withdraws a table which makes the crowd pop. He slides the table into the ring and then he grabs another and slides that one into the ring as well.
Busch, "Who the Hell are these guys and what are they doing?!"
Marshal, "I don’t know who they are but I think it’s pretty clear what they’re doing�?They’re whoopin�?Matt Hardy’s internet lovin�?ass!"
Busch, "But WHY?!"
Marshal, "Why’s water wet or clouds white?! What do I look like, Socrates?!"
The man who was standing on Hardy’s throat finally stops as they both start setting the tables up in the ring. By now Nikki Black has recovered from her attack and she’s just leaning in the corner watching intently. They set the tables next to each other and pull Hardy back up to his feet. One of the large bald men sits up ontop of the top turnbuckle (facing the tables) as the other grabs Hardy in what looks like a high angle belly to back, but ends up handing him up to his brother on the top rope. It looks like a potential top rope power bomb when the fans erupt and we look at the ramp
Busch, "JEFF HARDY! JEFF HARDY! JEFF HARDY’S COMIN�?TO HIS BROTHER’S AID!"
Jeff slides into the ring and pops up, instantly going after the standing suit with hard right hands to the face, making the crowd go absolutely nuts. Hardy hits right after right after right although they don’t seem to be doing a hole lot of damage. Finally the Suit delivers a swift kick between Jeff’s legs making him double over slightly as the suit wraps both hands around Jeff’s throat, hoist him up into the air, and swings around nailing a Spinning sit-down double handed choke slam (or a Baldo bomb) to Jeff Hardy. Hardy rolls under the bottom rope and flops on the floor from the impact as finally the man on the top rope stands up, seemingly ready for the powerbomb from the second rope. He’s just about to leap when we see Matt Hardy suddenly start delivering hard right hands into the skull of the large suit. After a series of hard rights, Hardy hooks his legs and drops back, sending the suit flying off the second rope via a hurrincarana that sends him CRASHING through the tables, sending the fans into a frenzy.
Crowd: HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT�?BR>Matt Gets up just in time to see the other suit lunging forward looking for a powerline but Hardy ducks quickly. The big man goes over Hardy’s head and turns around just in time to be met by a stiff right hand, followed by a second, a third, forth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, ninth�?He’s reeling, leaning on the ropes as the crowd is going nuts�?Hardy pulls back for a big haymaker and WHAM!
The crowd boos as Busch says, "DAMN HER!"
Just as Hardy was about to send the big guy up and over Nikki Black dropped to a knee behind hardy and nailed a hard uppercut style low blow. Hardy is doubled over as the big man shoves Hardy’s head between his legs. The crowd is booing as we see the suit hoist Hardy into the air, and then BAM! Big time powerbomb. Nikki smirks as she drops down to her knees and covers Matt Hardy, making the ref count …………………�?………………………�?…………………………………�?! But wait! Just as his hand was grazing the mat for three Hardy popped the shoulder up!
Busch, "NO! I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE JUST WON THE HARDCORE TITLE THAT WAY! THAT�?THAT�?JEZABEL!"
Marshal, "Hold on a second�?A Woman is hardcore champ?"
Well according to Tim White who’s got two fingers in the air and is slapping his shoulder to indicate that Hardy got the shoulder up, apparently not.
Busch, "Well�?It appears that Matt Hardy got the shoulder up but it’s pretty much instrumental from here."
Nikki points to the big guy then down to Hardy and yells "FINISH HIM!" He nods and bends down, grabbing a couple of fist fulls of Hardy’s hair and pulling him up when suddenly we see a figure slide under the bottom rope with a�?a�?SLEDGE HAMMER!
Busch, "IT’S JAMAL ATKINS AND HE’S GOT A SLEDGE HAMMER!"
The big man turns around and BAM! Atkins drills him across the forehead with the Sledgehammer making the big man drop and roll out of the ring. By now the other big man who was hurrincarana’d through the table has found his feet and is staggering over. He shakes it off and runs toward Atkins quickly darts forward and meets him with the sledgehammer across the skull, making him drop and roll out of the ring as well. The fans are going wild.
Busch, "JAMAL HAS COME TO THE AID OF HARDY!"
Marshal, "Get smart Busch! He’s not "aiding" Hardy, he’s saving his Hardcore championship!"
Jamal turns around and WHACK! Nikki black swings and smashes him across the skull with the wooden baseball bat we’d seen fall out of the trash can earlier. Jamal’s hit with such force that he literally spins through the air before landing face first on the mat and rolling out to the ringside floor nearest the ramp. Nikki shakes her head and turns (baseball bat still in hand) only to be met by a kick to the gut. She keeps the baseball bat as Hardy quickly puts her in a front face lock, throws out the V1 Making the fans erupt, and then
Busch, "TWIST OF FATE! TWIST OF FATE! HARDY HAS HIT THE TWIST OF FATE ON NIKKI BLACK!"
The bat goes flying as Hardy uses all of his power to crawl over and lay across Nikki as the ref counts ……………………�?………………………�?……………………�?!

One of the big bald men suddenly dives from nowhere and just hits Hardy but apparently not in time as Tim White jumps up and calls for the bell.

Busch, "HE DID IT! HARDY RETAINED THE TITLE!"

"Live For the Moment" blasts over the PA as Dart announces, "Your winner and STILL ICWA CO-HARDCORE CHAMPIONNN�?MATT_HAAAAAAARDY!"

The crowd is going wild as Hardy is barely conschious. The two bald men, who are both bleeding from the sledgehammer shots, get in the ring, grab Nikki Black, and pull her out. One of them carries her in his arms as the other walks by his side and they both make their way up the ramp. Back at ringside Jamal is out on the floor nearest the ramp as Jeff is just starting to stir on the left side of the ring and Hardy is having the Hardcore title drapped over his shoulder as he leans against the turnbuckles.

Busch, "Hardy retains but what carnage! And who were those guys?!
Marshal, "If I had to guess I’d say they were the "people" that Nikki Black has mentioned having under her employment."

With that we go to the back where we see

Christian Skywalker walking through.

The crowd erupts for their hero as Busch says, "There he is! The man who’s drawn with Nic Dangerously for two weeks straight and is looking to pick up his first main event win here tonight verses Bobby Johnson!"
Marshal, "He can look all day, that damn sure don’t mean it’s gonna happen."
Busch, "Well I guess we’ll find out later tonight
!"

*Commercial Break*