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From: MSN NicknameJermicide-911  in response to Message 1Sent: 7/30/2006 8:31 PM

ICWA Demented Live

July 26, 2006

When cameras return from commercial we see Hamid Ismali walking through the back.

Busch, "He’s still here?"
Marshal, "Of course he is. I can smell the towel head from here."
Busch, "JAY!"
Marshal, "Facts are facts. Somebody outta go shove him, Saddam Hussein, and Osama Bin Laden in a deep hole, turn on a hose, and let em drown."
Busch, "I Think that’s a bit harsh�?
Marshal, "I don’t. Saddam’s a piece of crap. Whether we found weapons of mass destruction or not, they’re there. And EVEN if they’re not, Bush isn’t a dumb as you jerkoffs make him out to be. He knew just as well as anybody with a brain should, that Saddam was involved in nine-eleven one way or the other. Osama lead the attacks of nine-eleven so he certainly deserves it, and Hamid’s crimes against humanity far surpass that of either of those guys."
Busch, "What "crimes against humanity?"
Marshal, "Making the ICWA carry that W2KRAPFEST!"

With that we see Hamid approach a door with a grin. Never bothering to knock he twists the knob and enters. As the door closes we see the name plate.

Jaymie Leigh

Busch, "Oh God, somebody get back there! That man has no class and I dread to think where this is gonna go!"

The ring is seen set up as the boxing ring small wooden benches are seen in the two sides where the opponents will be starting.

Dart: The following contest is a Shot Till You Drop Match. this match will contain five rounds. The first man to be pinned, submit or vomit will be the loser. Therefore all rules of wrestling will still apply but in 3 round incraments. Both men after the three minute time limit, must take a triple shot of Vodka as they enter their corners.

"Beer Drinkers and Hell Raisers" by Motorhead blasts over the PA as three shots of Purple and white pyros blasts from the stage. Once the pyro concludes out from behind the curtain struts Shane Borden with his arms out as if he was a plane. Devon Monroe is of course following close behind.

Busch: This match is going to be more funny than brutal!!

Marshall: I dont know there Bert, two drunk guys fighting it out would be pretty brutal!!

Scott continues his plane strut down the ramp a few steps before he gets up right and runs his hands over his oil slicked hair and gives a cocky smirk.

Kevin Dart, "And now on his way to the ring... Hailing from Redmond Washington and weighing in at 273 Pounds... He is a represenitive of the Microsoft Network (crowd boos)... SHANE_BOOOOOOORDENNN!!"

Shane brings the backs of his fingers over what appears to be his sweaty chest and flicks the sweat at the fans in the front row as he rounds the corner of the fan barricade and heads for the stairs.

Busch: There he is, MSN's own Scott Borden!!

Marshall: As I have said before, the town drunken idiot.

Shane climbs the stairs as Devon climbs up onto the ring apron. Shane enters the ring between the second and third ropes on the left hand side as Devon steps over the top rope in the center. Shane makes a couple of fists infront of himself and shakes before poping his arms out sideways as Devon similtainiously throws the Microsoft "M" in the air (basically the Snuka hand jesture only his palms face out instead of the back of his hands) which sets off a set of Shawn Michaels style pyro behind them in the ring. Finally they conclude their posing and go over to the corner as they await their opponent.

The lights dim as "Mr Torture" Blares through the speakers, the Dementa-tron lighting up with images of people screaming and James taking care of past opponents in the ring. a single spot-light hits the ring end of the ramp, the red-light casting an errie glow as the next one slowly fades in, each light moving more and more up the ramp until only the stage is Dark. Three Crimson spots slamming on full to show James standing there, his head down as one hand slowly plays over his bald scalp. his head rising slowly looking out at the sea of fans with an arrogant smirk. laughing as he shakes his head, slowly making his way down the ramp, ignoring the fans reaching out to touch him before sliding into the ring. jumping to his feet and holding his arms wide, the boos and jeers of the fans causing his smile to widen as he chuckles, shaking his head and slowly walking to the corner.

Dart: In the ring from Philadelphia, PA (CROWD IGNITES) weighing two hundred and thirty pounds, .....JAMES!!!!!!

Darren Thomas is seen showing both men to their respective corners, as they both dont take an eye off of one another. The Clock above on the tron is seen showing three minutes. Darren then rings the bell as the clock begins ticking down.

Busch: Here we go folks!!

Marshall: Dear lord!!

Shane and James lock up. Shane really wanting to drink the vodka, kicks James in the midsection four or five times before executing a snap suplex sending James down to the mat. James not happy with what has happen, quickly pops to his feet. James then goes back after Shane, as he punches Shane hard in the jaw. Shane backs off as he smiles at James knowing that would not stop him. James then goes onto the attack, as he is met with a clothesline from Shane Borden. James on the ground as Borden bends down and trash talks James, as he then pokes James square in the eyes. Darren Thomas is seen warning Shane about the thumb to the eye, as Shane pays no attention to him. Shane then drops to his knees, as he then starts digging into the eyes of James. Shane not worrying about any kind of DQ since all he wants to do is hurt someone. Shane then smiles as he stands up after Darren's five count ceased at four.

Busch: Raking the eyes, what the hell?

Marshall: You cant see a damn thing for a while after that is done.

Busch: We have a minute and a half left in the first round.

Shane then goes back for James. James not knowing where he is smirks. Shane picks up James, but there is James. He swings his elbow in the gut of Shane, James then shakes his head, as now he can see somewhat better than before. He then bounces off the ropes and nails Shane with axe kick to the back of the neck. Shane goes down to the mat, as James is seen standing up. James is seen climbing on the back of Shane, as he locks in the very painful cobra clutch. He continues to keep the hold on tight. The clock is ticking down further and further. James is now see sitting down on Shane, as his back is now arched backwards from thee hold James has put on him. James then stands up, and jumps into the air, and lands down hard onto the back of Shane Borden James then locks him back into the cobra clutch. James then continues to put pressure on the back, as finally Darren Thomas is seen stopping the round since the bell just rang signalling that the first round is over. James breaks the hold as he is seen going back to his corner, as Shane is seen being helped back to his corner, and placed on a stool. James and Shane are seen being handed a triple shot of Vodka. They both drain the vodka, as Shane is seen standing up with the help of the ropes. James on the other hand is ready to go!!

Busch: The first triple shot has been given

Marshall: Now with both of them with alcohol in their system, they should be ready to burn it all off.

DING DING - Round 2

James is seen barreling out of his corner, just as Shane stands up, Shane is seen being splahed into his corner of the ring. James back on his feet, as Shane is seen wobbling out of the corrner as James is seen nailing him with the clear out. Shane hits the ring, as James comes crahing down on him. James is seen with his normal smirk, as Borden is now down holding his chest and throat. Borden not worrying about anything as James is seen picking up Shane. He then grabs a hold of Shane with one arm as he connects with the slip-trip, sending Borden back down to the mat with a thud. Borden not knowing what just happened as James just thrusted himself into position and took down James. James smirks as he then goes back after Borden. James then kicks Borden in the jaw, as he then picks him up one more time. James then belts Shane in the gut with a fist, and then goes to work on the head of Shane with knee after knee until Shane crashes back down to the mat.

Busch: A minute and a hal left in round two has come.

Marshall: It's over this fast?

Just then Shane is seen holding on to his jaw. James is then seen going to the top rope. James comes off the ropes, as Shane greets him with a foot to the jaw. Shane then gets to his feet slowly, as James is seen a little shocked after that surprise foot. Shane is seen checking his head for any blood after the knee shots but finds none. Shane then whips James into the corner. As James hits, he comes barreling out of the corner, and is met with a clothesline by Shane taking James down. Shane then goes to the second rope and off he comes in a Bret Hart fashion and crashes down with a bionic elbow to the throat. Shane then tries to make a cover.

Darren: 1....2....Kickout by James

James still grabbing his throat, as Shane is seen picking him up. Shane then locks his hands arond the waist of James, and connects with a gutwrech suplex. James not moving, as Shane then tries for another cover.

Darren: 1....2.....DING DING DING!!

Shane is seen celebrating as he thought he won, as Darren is looking over at the time keeper telling him the round is over. Just then Darren is seen pulling down the arms of Shane Borden from the air thinking that he won, telling him the round has ended. Shane pissed off is seen going over to James and poking a thumb into his eye before making his way to his corner. Darren Thomas walks up to Shane and starts yelling at him. Shane pays no attention to him as he takes a seat. James is now seen to his feet, as he is wobbling back to his corner. Both men are seen being handed their shots. As James swigs his down first, as Shane is seen taking his time. James not wasting time as he had a breather, walks over to Shanes corner, and pours the shot down his throat, as Darren Thomas is seen fighting with James to get the shot glass out of his hand. Darren gets it away as he hands it to the person in Shanes corner. As Darren's back is turned you see Shane giving the low blow to James. James falling to his knees, as Round 3's bell has begun ringing.

Busch: Here we go with round 3. What is coming next?

Marshall: Who knows, but that was a clever way for Borden to take advantage.

DING DING - Round 3

Borden after the low blow, is seen coming from his corner, as Darren Thomas's view is back on the match. Borden happy with what he has done drops to his knees to do it again, as he is ready to swing but Darren is seen right there, right on top of the match. Darren warns him if that happens this match is over. Shane is seen getting back to his knees, as he is looking a bit tipsy as he is stumbling around the ring a bit as James is seen showing some of the buzzing he is feeling. James is seen trying to still recover from the crotch shot, but there is Shane and takes out the leg of James. Shane is seen picking up James over his shoulder, as he nails James with a huge shoulder breaker. James is seen holding his shoulder a bit, but the alochol in his system is seen holding off the pain a bit. James then gets back up as Shane is seen a little woozy from the hard alcohol, as he gets a angry look on his face and charges towards James. James unfortunantly is a little slow in his movements after the shoulder breaker, that Shane connects with a wek version of a body plancha. Shane then laughs as he stands up holding onto the ropes, as the fans are seen chanting at him.

DRUNKARD DRUNKARD DRUNKARD!!

Busch: That's what you got to tell someone who drinks for a living.

Marshall: That's not nice!!

Busch: Who said anything about nice, and since were down to 48 seconds left in round 3.

James is seen coming up from behind Shane and rolls him up in a pinning predicament. Darren is seen dropping to the mat.

Darren: 1......2....James lifts up the head of Borden as Darren is seen asking why he did it. James laughs a bit, as he then takes the head of Shane and rams it into the mat of the ring a good few times. Shane is seen trying to sit up but falls back down as the alcohol is seen finally getting to his head as he is unable to move. James knowing that this is too far from over, as James bends down, dropping to one knee since he is a bit tipsy, but manages to get himself back up to both feet, as he helps Shane get to his as well. James then connects with an elbow to the head of Shane. Shane now wobbly trying to stay on his feet, as James then grabs the hair and begins to slap him across the face very hard a few times trying to knock some sense into him. James then smiles as the hometown crowd of Philadelphia is chanting his name as he then sends shane down with a huge super kick.

Crowd: JAMES beat the DRUNKARD!! JAMES BEAT THE DRUNKARD!!!!

Busch: I cant believe how much they are behind James!!

Marshall: It's his hometown, come on Bert, I thought you of all people would know that!!!

DING DING DING!!

Busch: Round 3 is over, as both men are already tipsy, what the hell is this next shot going to do to them?

Marshall: We are going to find out soon enough.

Both men are seen back in their corners momentarily. James once again drains his shot, as Shane pissed off even more now just drains his shot, and then comes back after James. As he does James sweeps the legs out from under Borden sending him neck first into the ropes. James even more tipsy now runs towards the ropes, as he rebounds, he lands square on the back of the neck of Shane. Since he is not able to stand well, James is seen falling to the outside of the ring, hitting the floor hard. Shane is seen lying on the inside of the ring coughing, as James is seen trying to pull himself back to his feet long enough to get himself back into the ring. Darren Thomas is now seen ringing the bell for round 4.

DING DING DING - Round 4

James, is seen to his feet, as he decides to pull Shane to the outside by one of his feet. As Shane gets to the outside, James is seen sending punches to the head. Shane a little out of it, as James flips himself around. Whipping Shane into one of the nearby ringposts. Shane is seen hanging from the post as James starts to run, and does a huge body splash helping Shane hit the post one more time. Shane then backs away from the corner, as his head is now busted open from the shots delieverd to by James. James then falls to the ground but finds a way to pull himself over to Shane. James then picks him up and rams his head into the guardrail. Shane falls back, as James grabs a hold of him and tosses him back into the ring. Shane is now back into the ring, as James slides back in as well. James then stands up a little too quickly, as he gets light headed. He then falls head first into a nearby turnbuckle sending his body limp hanging off the ropes.

Busch: Holy crap!! That Vodka really messed him up!!

Marshall: Yeah no kidding, and look one minute even left in round 4.

Borden still not with it, as he is out cold, as James is seen out in his corner of the ring. The time continues to count down, as Darren is seen at a 3 count for both men. There is only 8 seconds left in this round, as the time clicks down. Darren is now seen at 9 as the bell sounds.

DING DING DING!!

Busch: Holy hell they got lucky!!!

Marshall: Yeah they did!! I was wondering if both men were to be counted out!!

Busch: That would have been terrible with no winner.

Marshall: They are both drunk!! Look at them. Its taking the people in their corner to just keep em going as they are handed their last shot!!

Busch: Yeah no kidding!! Darren is ready to sound the bell, as the two have been helped with their shots, as they both are seen being helped to their feet.

DING DING DING �?ROUND Five!!

Shane is seen stumbling towards James, as James does the same. Both out of their minds, James seems like he is on top of the world, as he starts swinging for no apparent reason, as the crowd is heard trying to point him in the right direction to where Borden is. James is only a few feet from Borden. The crowd continues to get louder as James and Borden touch, as James whips around and nails him with a short armed clothesline sending Shane crashing to the mat. James is seen stumbling around as he is trying to find the ropes to hang on to. James succeeds, as Shane is now seen trying to get back to one knee. As James is seeing straight for a moment he grabs Shane off the ground and whips him into the corner turnbuckle. As he does, James is seen making his way there trying to stay on his feet long enough. James then grabs the half empty bottle of Vodka, and then swings it smashing it over the head of Shane Borden. Shane is now bleeding more than what he was to begin with.

Busch: Holy crap!! That was a DQ.

Marshall: Do you think Darren Thomas wants to get into it with two drunk guys? Come on Bert!!

Busch: He seems to be letting the match continue.

Marshall: Dont know why he wouldnt!!

James is then seen backing up a bit, as he takes off. James then connects with a spear to the gut of Shane Borden. Shane holding his gut, as he cant hold it anymore, as Shane is seen puking all over James at the two men fall to the mat, as Darren Thomas is seen calling for the bell.

DING DING DING!!!

Busch: Gross!! Someone get out here and clean this ring up. We have more matches tonight!!

Marshall: Yeah no kidding. It smells like bad booze in here.

Both men are still seen lying on the mat, as both are covered in vomit, as the security are seen with rubber gloves on trying to remove both men from the ring. Kevin Dart is seen standing up.

Dart: Here is your winner..... JAMES!!!!!