With that the cameras fade into the ring which we see has: a red canvas cover, a table with a black table cloth over it, two black leather swivel chairs, a microphone on each side of the table, and Russ Johnson standing next to the table.
The cameras fade to the ramp as "Right Now" by Korn blasts over the PA Making the crowd erupt.
Busch, "HERE WE GO!"
Marshal, "Jimmy Stryker coming out for the OFFICIAL Contract signin�?for the Pay Per View and I’m tellin�?ya what�?That US Title match is gonna tear the roof off MSG come this Sunday."
With that Jimmy Stryker walks from behind the curtain to a huge ovation.
Busch, "There he is�?The undefeated ICWA Heavyweight champion of past and the current number 1 contender to the ICWA United States championship�?The "Chaotic Mastermind" Jimmy Stryker."
Marshal, "Jimmy Stryker a big dude, no question the odds on favorite for ICWA Resurrection�?He’s clearly got the size advantage necessary to win this one."
Busch, "Size isn’t everything Jay�?
Marshal, "It is when your opponent doesn’t have any."
Busch, "How can a person not have any size? DSL’s over five and a half feet tall and she’s got a strong frame for a female competitor."
Marshal, "You misunderstood me Bert�?I’m not talking about her height or her weight�?
Busch, "Then what in the Hell are ya talking about?"
Marshal, "I’m talking about the reason I know Jimmy Stryker’s gonna be the new US Champion after this Sunday�?He has added "Mass" in his trunks that DSL doesn’t."
Busch, "You’re a pig."
Marshal, "If it’s considered being a "pig" to understand the concept of male supremacy then Oink Oink woman!"
Stryker gets down to the bottom of the ramp and heads to the stairs as the fans are reaching in hopes of touching greatness. Jimmy walks up onto the ring apron and steps up over the top rope as the crowd is going nuts for the mastermind.
Busch, "The fans here in Albany steadily behind the chaotic mastermind."
Russ and Jimmy shake hands as Russ starts getting Jimmy situated on one side of the ring.
As he’s doing that "Run If You Want To" by Jimmy Johnston productions begins playing as the fans react with a mixed reaction.
Busch, "Time to get the champion out here."
Marshal, "What a disgrace."
That said DSL steps out from behind the curtain.
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Busch, "Da Sweet Lunatic obtained that United States Championship in August of Oh-five on a controversial decision. Then United States champion Alexis Davis actually defeated DSL in her title defense at the Royal Rumble pay per view�?However, Alexis turned around after the match, handed her championship to DSL, and walked out on the company claiming that the competition wasn’t stiff enough. DSL has had the championship ever since."
Marshal, " Ya know something Double B�?I’m all about giving your blood for a championship BUT�?Anyone who can give that said blood for seven days without dying and without ever getting busted open�?Well that’s a problem bubba."
Busch sarcastically, "Oh, that was real tastful."
Marshal, "WHAT?! You know what DSL taste like when she’s on that seven day bleedin�?spree?! You got your redwings?!"
Busch, "I’m not going to dignify that with an answer."
Marshal, "It’s alright dude, I’d find out how many licks it takes to get to her tootsie pop too�?I just wouldn’t do it while Cherry was the "flavor"."
Busch, "You’re disgusting."
Marshal, "So let me ask you this�?I’ve got a pool going with Jaymie’s brother, Devon Monroe and Shane Borden�?We all say she’s a transvestite but Shane’s convinced she’s not�?How bout it? She packin or what?"
Busch, "………………�?
Marshal, "Come on man�?Let me know, this could be some good cash�?She got a�?You know�?If DSL were a pizza would she come with Peperoni or what?!"
Busch, "……………………�?
Marshal, "Don’t be embarassed if she used her Wood�?erm�?"Spoon" to toss your Salad, I’m not gonna look at ya any differently."
Busch, "WHY DON’T YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!?!?! You sit out here CRITICIZING everybody and talkin�?down about women and everything else! I’ll have you know one of the strongest people I ever knew was a WOMAN! My mama had �?has �?More class in her toe then you’ve got in your whole DAMNED body and she busted her ass her whole life in ways you couldn’t fathom! That woman woulda dropped you in your tracks! And what the Hells your big problem ANYWAY?! You got some kinda mama issues?! Did your mother abandon you or did she take ya in the closet like Norman Bates in Psycho?! You keeping your 8 wives as a front?! HUH?! YOU LIKE MEN JAY?! Not that there’s anything wrong with that�?
Marshal, "Damn Bert, don’t blow a frickin gasket�?
By now DSL is at ringside. She walks around and up the stairs as she ducks down and enters the ring between the bottom and second ropes. As she does the music starts to draw to a close.
We see Russ urge both competitors to take a seat, which they do with the contract dead center between them.
Russ, "Alright�?We showed the footage of the last three weeks but as many of your long term fans know, this feud has been brewing for several years and the last three weeks has been nothing more than a finish to the icying on a rather large cake. That said, what you see before you is a match contract for this Sunday�?Madison Square Garden�?One on One on ICWA Pay Per View for the ICWA United States championship but perhaps equally importantly, to try and conclude this lengthy grudge once and for all. So with that said, All that’s left now is for you two to sign the contract. But if you’d like to say something first, that is what the microphones in front of you are for."
DSL smirks as she grabs her Microphone and leans forward with an almost menacing look in her eyes as her grin is a bit evil�?/P>
DSL, "Go ahead Jimmy�?Come and get me (winks)."
Jimmy nods as he picks up his microphone, "Oh, I’m gonna come and get you�?You can bet that constantly expandin�?ass of that!"
The crowd erupts as Marshal says, "HA! I Knew she’d been usin�?Slim Slow!"
Jimmy, "You want me to sign this contract? Is that what you want�?"
Jimmy leans back and looks to the crowd, "You people want me to sign this contract?!"
The crowd erupts.
Busch, "The people have spoken and they’re fixin to wanta see DSL and Jimmy Stryker get it on!"
Marshal, "Perverts."
Jimmy stands up, bends over the table as if to sign�?But suddenly rips the contract off the clip board, wads it up, and then somewhat sarcastically he wines up like Randy Johnson at the plate and sends a paper fast ball into the tenth floor making the crowd boo.
Busch, "What the Hell?!"
RJ brings the mic back to his mouth and says, "What the Hell are you doin?! That was a well laid contract!"
Jimmy, "You can take your well laid contract and stick it up your well laid ass!"
The crowd pops and boos alike till finally Jimmy Stryker reaches into the inside pocket of his goat and withdraws a folded up paper packet. Jimmy Unfolds it and clips it into the clip board.
Jimmy brings the mic back up to his mouth, "You run around calling your self The Sweet "Lunatic"�?Well you may be a "Sweet Lunatic" but I’m a "Chaotic MASTERMIND" and I’ll guarantee that my Japanese death matches down south with the reptile�?I’d bet those matches ALONE would trump anything "loony" that you’ve done! But since you want to run around and claim to be so damn Hardcore and such a "Lunatic"�?Well I say that’s right up the Chaotic Mastermind’s alley and I say You�?Me�?Resurection�?BURIED ALIVE!"
The crowd erupts as Busch says, "A BURIED ALIVE MATCH?! That’s damn well hardcore! No rules, anything goes, and Jay�?You have too�?You have to be�?to be�?BURIED ALIVE!"
The crowd is going nuts as they begin chanting "SIGN-IT, SIGN-IT, SIGN-IT, SIGN-IT, SIGN-IT, SIGN-IT, SIGN-IT, SIGN-IT, SIGN-IT�?/P>
RJ, "Well surely her lawyers will have to review the contra�?
DSL, "I Accept."
The crowd goes through the roof as Jimmy smirks, bends down, grabs a pen and jots down his John Handcock. DSL Grabs the same contract, swings it around�?BAM! Da Sweet Signature is signed.
Busch, "BAH GAWD�?WE�?WE�?WE GOT OUR SELVES A MATCH! A BURIED ALIVE MATCH!"
DSL Gets to her feet and grins and evil grin as Jimmy smirks a cocky smirk and both glare into each others eyes with intense contempt.
"Right Now" by Korn blasts over the PA as we hear Marshal say, "Do you understand what this means Bert? We all know Jimmy’s always had a taste for the dark side, he’s even been known to create a few eerie phenomenon’s around the this place�?BUT�?This match is one of the most disturbing, diabolical matches in the history of this business�?Let me just explain what this means�?It means that Jimmy Stryker’s disdain�?His pure hatred for DSL is so strong, So INTENSE�?That he doesn’t want to pin her, he doesn’t want to make her tap out�?He wants to stuff her in a deep dark hole and LITERALY BURY Her ALIVE! Think about that for a minute�?Try and soak up JUST how intense this rivalry is because a Buried Alive match isn’t something some challenges Joe Nobody too just cause they happen to be a champion�?This is the end all�?The Omega�?And Sunday we’re going to LITERALY see one of these performer’s come to their end as they’re Buried�?ALIVE!"
With that the cameras go to the back where we see Nic Dangerously in a lockeroom with Christian Michaels and Amber Michaels. The crowd immediately pops as NED’s been getting over well (despite being a Heel).
Nic, "Alright, so we’re all in tune? Keep Amber protected and keep that ginormous dolt out of the ring as much as possible�?
CM, "Gotcha monkey-nuts!"
Nic, "Good."
With that NED turns, swings the door open, and leads the charge into the hall way as Amber and CM follow one on either side.
Busch, "Well, When we get back�?
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