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From: WallStreet  in response to Message 2Sent: 8/7/2006 7:19 AM

ICWA Demented Live

August 2nd, 2006

As the commercials conclude we hear a booming male voice say

"ICWA Presents the Nike Re-Run"

Nike Re-Run

3 Weeks Ago

We open up in the midst of Jimmy Stryker V.S. NED in the opening bout of our return episode of Demented

Stryker sends a kick to the midsection as he sets up NED for the Supreme Killing. Just as he is about to lift him up, DSL is seen coming down to the ring. She is seen walking very slowly to the ring, to a chorus of boo's. Stryker turns his head noticing DSL coming to the ring. He then smirks as he screams "Watch This" to her. He lifts up NED into the air, and is about to slam him to the mat, but NED is seen coming to and then pushes off away from Stryker and connects with a dropkick to the chest. Stryker is seen falling to the mat. DSL then makes her way onto the apron as Chris Martin is seen trying to get her off of the apron. NED then grabs a hold of Stryker. NED whips him into the rope, as he does, Stryker is met with a huge neckbreaker from NED.

Busch: NED is back in control!!!

Marshall: Yeah he is, but with Stryker as good as he is, how much longer?

NED and Stryker are both down on the ground still, as Chris is seen still attending to DSL. Chris then stops fighting her as he starts checking on Stryker and NED. Just then DSL is seen taking off the cover of the top turnbuckle, as Chris happened to turn at the right moment, as he is seen going over to the corner and tries to fix the turnbuckle pad. As he does, DSL is seen running over and grabbing a chair. She then slides into the ring, as NED is seen over in the corner with Chris trying to get the pad back in place. NED then looks over his shoulder, as a thunderous chair shot goes down across the back of Stryker. Stryker is seen jumping a bit, but as he gets to his knees after the shot. DSL swings the chair as it connects into the face of Stryker. NED and Chris are seen still fixing the turnbuckle pad, as DSL places the chair in the middle of the ring, as she sets up Stryker in a front face lock, then grabs his pants and nails an Inverted DDT on the steal chair. She then grabs the chair from underneath Stryker and throws it out of the ring. She then slides to the outside of the ring as well, as NED is seen grabbing a hold of Stryker standing him up. NED then hooks up Stryker in the Deus Ex Machina and connects. Chris Martin now finished with the pad turns around as NED is seen covering Stryker.

Chris Martin: 1......2......3!!!!

DING DING DING!!!

Dart: Here is your winner.........NIC E DANGEROUSLY!!!!!!!

DSL is seen smirking at Stryker who is down on the mat as she exits ringside. NED then is seen on his feet holding his back and his body that is still affected from the abuse he took early on in the matchup. Chris Martin is seen raising the hand of NED...

Busch: DAMN DSL!!! I cant believe she would cost him this match!!

Marshall: Of course she would!! Dont you know they are ex-lovers?

____________________________________________________________

We fade from that clip to another clip of in ring action as we see Da Sweet Lunatic and Shane Borden in the ring going at it. It looks like Shane Borden has DSL ready for his version of the Crucifix Powerbomb as we catch up with the match�?/FONT>

Just as he’s got her in finisher position, Jimmy Stryker comes out to the ring from the backstage area, carrying a steel chair with him.

Busch: "It’s Stryker! Stryker’s here! Can’t he leave well enough alone? Hasn’t she suffered enough?"

Marshal: "Stryker’s come to even the score, Bert. He’s plenty pissed that DSL cost him his match earlier on tonight. And from the looks of that steel chair he’s got with him, I think it’s safe to say that he doesn’t feel she’s suffered quite enough just yet."

Stryker climbs inside of the ring, and Borden notices he’s got company. He grins and invites Stryker over to join in on the fun. Stryker gives him a thumbs up, takes two steps toward DSL, and raises the chair over his head. As Borden laughs, the chair comes crashing down, with Stryker slamming it into the skull of Borden instead of hitting Da Sweet Lunatic.

Busch: "What the hell? What’s just happened here? Jimmy Stryker has just knocked out Shane Borden by slamming a steel chair into his head."

Referee Shawn Cain instantly calls for the bell.

Dart, "Ladies and Gentlemen�?Your winner via DISQUALIFICATION�?SHANE_BORDDDDDEN!"

Busch, "Borden officially picks up the win but a title can’t change hands on a disqualification so DSL will remain as the United States champion�?

Jimmy smirks as DSL looks up in confusion. Stryker points down to DSL and then does the "title taunt" around his waist.

Marshal, "I GET IT!"
\Marshal, "
He just got DSL disqualified, still costing her the match, but made sure she kept the championship because Double B�?He’s�?HE’S CHALLANGING FOR THE TITLE!"
Busch, "
WHAT?! That’s huge! These two have a plethora of history but have never had that one match to bring it all to a head!"

_____________________________________________________________

2 Weeks Ago

We hear Kevin Dart’s voice clearly as we see footage of the empty ring from a sky view�?/P>

"The following match is a Tag Team Match!"

We begin to see footage of Shane Borden coming from behind the curtain.

"On his way to the ring�?Shane BORDEN!"

It slowly fades to DSL

"�?DA_SWEET_LUNNNNNATICK!"

"BRODERICK JASON! And JIMMY_STRYYYYYYYYKER!"

With that we fade into the match fnish.

DSL is seen coming for Jason now, as she is back on her feet. The two then starts to annihalte the hell out of Jason. DSL is seen then exiting the ring, as she is tagged back in by Borden. DSL enters the ring, as the two opponents are not even paying attention as the fallen Stryker jumps up to his feet, and walks over and gets behind Borden and DSL. Borden then is seen backing off but running into something that seems like a brick wall. He turns around as Stryker smiles at him, clocks him one time in the jaw and then tosses him over the top rope and to the floor. Jimmy then grabs DSL and turns her around. Jason is seen laid out, as Stryker kicks her in the midsection and then connects with the Supreme Killing!! DSL is out cold in the middle of the ring now, as Jimmy is seen pulling Jason over to the corner. He then tags Jason, as he runs over and makes the cover on DSL.

Martel: 1.....2.....3!!!

DING DING DING!!

Dart: Here is your winners, the team of Broderick Jason, and Jimmy STRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYKER!!!!!

___________________________________________________________

Last Week

We fade into the ring as we see Jimmy Stryker pinning Jamal Atkins. The ref hits the mat what we assume must be a third time as he jumps up and calls for the bell. We see Jimmy stand up as Jamal rolls out of the ring on the rampside.

Jimmy walks over and leans on the ropes shaking his head as he smirks.

Jimmy is leaning against the ropes looking down at Jamal who’s rolled out onto the floor by the ramp. Jimmy is smirking and shaking his head as the crowd erupts with boos and just out of the corner of the screen we see a figure jump the crowd barricade and slide into the ring�?

Busch,"DSL! She’s not supposed to be here!"

DSL brings the US title up and waits. Jimmy shakes his head as he’s smirking toward Jamal till he finally turns around and his eyes open wide just as DSL Lunges forward and leaps up, nailing Stryker across the head with the championship belt and making Jimmy go backwards up and over the top rope and crashing to the floor below.

The crowd boos as DSL just smirks and "Run if you want to" by Jimmy Johnson productions blasts over the PA.

Busch, "DSL wasn’t supposed to be here in Philadelphia as a result of other contractual agreements but�?but�?well I guess she got here!"

The cameras fade from DSL’s smirking face.

___________________________________________________________

"This has been the Nike Re-Run�?Nike �?JUST DO IT!"

With that the cameras fade into the ring which we see has: a red canvas cover, a table with a black table cloth over it, two black leather swivel chairs, a microphone on each side of the table, and Russ Johnson standing next to the table.

The cameras fade to the ramp as "Right Now" by Korn blasts over the PA Making the crowd erupt.

Busch, "HERE WE GO!"
Marshal, "Jimmy Stryker coming out for the OFFICIAL Contract signin�?for the Pay Per View and I’m tellin�?ya what�?That US Title match is gonna tear the roof off MSG come this Sunday."

With that Jimmy Stryker walks from behind the curtain to a huge ovation.

Busch, "There he is�?The undefeated ICWA Heavyweight champion of past and the current number 1 contender to the ICWA United States championship�?The "Chaotic Mastermind" Jimmy Stryker."
Marshal, "Jimmy Stryker a big dude, no question the odds on favorite for ICWA Resurrection�?He’s clearly got the size advantage necessary to win this one."
Busch, "Size isn’t everything Jay�?
Marshal, "It is when your opponent doesn’t have any."
Busch, "How can a person not have any size? DSL’s over five and a half feet tall and she’s got a strong frame for a female competitor."
Marshal, "You misunderstood me Bert�?I’m not talking about her height or her weight�?
Busch, "Then what in the Hell are ya talking about?"
Marshal, "I’m talking about the reason I know Jimmy Stryker’s gonna be the new US Champion after this Sunday�?He has added "Mass" in his trunks that DSL doesn’t."
Busch, "You’re a pig."
Marshal, "If it’s considered being a "pig" to understand the concept of male supremacy then Oink Oink woman!"

Stryker gets down to the bottom of the ramp and heads to the stairs as the fans are reaching in hopes of touching greatness. Jimmy walks up onto the ring apron and steps up over the top rope as the crowd is going nuts for the mastermind.

Busch, "The fans here in Albany steadily behind the chaotic mastermind."

Russ and Jimmy shake hands as Russ starts getting Jimmy situated on one side of the ring.

As he’s doing that "Run If You Want To" by Jimmy Johnston productions begins playing as the fans react with a mixed reaction.

Busch, "Time to get the champion out here."
Marshal, "What a disgrace."

That said DSL steps out from behind the curtain.

Busch, "Da Sweet Lunatic obtained that United States Championship in August of Oh-five on a controversial decision. Then United States champion Alexis Davis actually defeated DSL in her title defense at the Royal Rumble pay per view�?However, Alexis turned around after the match, handed her championship to DSL, and walked out on the company claiming that the competition wasn’t stiff enough. DSL has had the championship ever since."
Marshal, " Ya know something Double B�?I’m all about giving your blood for a championship BUT�?Anyone who can give that said blood for seven days without dying and without ever getting busted open�?Well that’s a problem bubba."
Busch sarcastically, "Oh, that was real tastful."
Marshal, "WHAT?! You know what DSL taste like when she’s on that seven day bleedin�?spree?! You got your redwings?!"
Busch, "I’m not going to dignify that with an answer."
Marshal, "It’s alright dude, I’d find out how many licks it takes to get to her tootsie pop too�?I just wouldn’t do it while Cherry was the "flavor"."
Busch, "You’re disgusting."
Marshal, "So let me ask you this�?I’ve got a pool going with Jaymie’s brother, Devon Monroe and Shane Borden�?We all say she’s a transvestite but Shane’s convinced she’s not�?How bout it? She packin or what?"
Busch, "………………�?
Marshal, "Come on man�?Let me know, this could be some good cash�?She got a�?You know�?If DSL were a pizza would she come with Peperoni or what?!"
Busch, "……………………�?
Marshal, "Don’t be embarassed if she used her Wood�?erm�?"Spoon" to toss your Salad, I’m not gonna look at ya any differently."
Busch, "WHY DON’T YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH!?!?! You sit out here CRITICIZING everybody and talkin�?down about women and everything else! I’ll have you know one of the strongest people I ever knew was a WOMAN! My mama had �?has �?More class in her toe then you’ve got in your whole DAMNED body and she busted her ass her whole life in ways you couldn’t fathom! That woman woulda dropped you in your tracks! And what the Hells your big problem ANYWAY?! You got some kinda mama issues?! Did your mother abandon you or did she take ya in the closet like Norman Bates in Psycho?! You keeping your 8 wives as a front?! HUH?! YOU LIKE MEN JAY?! Not that there’s anything wrong with that�?
Marshal, "Damn Bert, don’t blow a frickin gasket�?

By now DSL is at ringside. She walks around and up the stairs as she ducks down and enters the ring between the bottom and second ropes. As she does the music starts to draw to a close.

We see Russ urge both competitors to take a seat, which they do with the contract dead center between them.

Russ, "Alright�?We showed the footage of the last three weeks but as many of your long term fans know, this feud has been brewing for several years and the last three weeks has been nothing more than a finish to the icying on a rather large cake. That said, what you see before you is a match contract for this Sunday�?Madison Square Garden�?One on One on ICWA Pay Per View for the ICWA United States championship but perhaps equally importantly, to try and conclude this lengthy grudge once and for all. So with that said, All that’s left now is for you two to sign the contract. But if you’d like to say something first, that is what the microphones in front of you are for."

DSL smirks as she grabs her Microphone and leans forward with an almost menacing look in her eyes as her grin is a bit evil�?/P>

DSL, "Go ahead Jimmy�?Come and get me (winks)."

Jimmy nods as he picks up his microphone, "Oh, I’m gonna come and get you�?You can bet that constantly expandin�?ass of that!"

The crowd erupts as Marshal says, "HA! I Knew she’d been usin�?Slim Slow!"

Jimmy, "You want me to sign this contract? Is that what you want�?"

Jimmy leans back and looks to the crowd, "You people want me to sign this contract?!"

The crowd erupts.

Busch, "The people have spoken and they’re fixin to wanta see DSL and Jimmy Stryker get it on!"
Marshal, "Perverts."

Jimmy stands up, bends over the table as if to sign�?But suddenly rips the contract off the clip board, wads it up, and then somewhat sarcastically he wines up like Randy Johnson at the plate and sends a paper fast ball into the tenth floor making the crowd boo.

Busch, "What the Hell?!"

RJ brings the mic back to his mouth and says, "What the Hell are you doin?! That was a well laid contract!"

Jimmy, "You can take your well laid contract and stick it up your well laid ass!"

The crowd pops and boos alike till finally Jimmy Stryker reaches into the inside pocket of his goat and withdraws a folded up paper packet. Jimmy Unfolds it and clips it into the clip board.

Jimmy brings the mic back up to his mouth, "You run around calling your self The Sweet "Lunatic"�?Well you may be a "Sweet Lunatic" but I’m a "Chaotic MASTERMIND" and I’ll guarantee that my Japanese death matches down south with the reptile�?I’d bet those matches ALONE would trump anything "loony" that you’ve done! But since you want to run around and claim to be so damn Hardcore and such a "Lunatic"�?Well I say that’s right up the Chaotic Mastermind’s alley and I say You�?Me�?Resurection�?BURIED ALIVE!"

The crowd erupts as Busch says, "A BURIED ALIVE MATCH?! That’s damn well hardcore! No rules, anything goes, and Jay�?You have too�?You have to be�?to be�?BURIED ALIVE!"

The crowd is going nuts as they begin chanting "SIGN-IT, SIGN-IT, SIGN-IT, SIGN-IT, SIGN-IT, SIGN-IT, SIGN-IT, SIGN-IT, SIGN-IT�?/P>

RJ, "Well surely her lawyers will have to review the contra�?

DSL, "I Accept."

The crowd goes through the roof as Jimmy smirks, bends down, grabs a pen and jots down his John Handcock. DSL Grabs the same contract, swings it around�?BAM! Da Sweet Signature is signed.

Busch, "BAH GAWD�?WE�?WE�?WE GOT OUR SELVES A MATCH! A BURIED ALIVE MATCH!"

DSL Gets to her feet and grins and evil grin as Jimmy smirks a cocky smirk and both glare into each others eyes with intense contempt.

"Right Now" by Korn blasts over the PA as we hear Marshal say, "Do you understand what this means Bert? We all know Jimmy’s always had a taste for the dark side, he’s even been known to create a few eerie phenomenon’s around the this place�?BUT�?This match is one of the most disturbing, diabolical matches in the history of this business�?Let me just explain what this means�?It means that Jimmy Stryker’s disdain�?His pure hatred for DSL is so strong, So INTENSE�?That he doesn’t want to pin her, he doesn’t want to make her tap out�?He wants to stuff her in a deep dark hole and LITERALY BURY Her ALIVE! Think about that for a minute�?Try and soak up JUST how intense this rivalry is because a Buried Alive match isn’t something some challenges Joe Nobody too just cause they happen to be a champion�?This is the end all�?The Omega�?And Sunday we’re going to LITERALY see one of these performer’s come to their end as they’re Buried�?ALIVE!"

With that the cameras go to the back where we see Nic Dangerously in a lockeroom with Christian Michaels and Amber Michaels. The crowd immediately pops as NED’s been getting over well (despite being a Heel).

Nic, "Alright, so we’re all in tune? Keep Amber protected and keep that ginormous dolt out of the ring as much as possible�?

CM, "Gotcha monkey-nuts!"

Nic, "Good."

With that NED turns, swings the door open, and leads the charge into the hall way as Amber and CM follow one on either side.

Busch, "Well, When we get back�?

Busch, "�?FONT color=#ffff00> Synergy goes head to head with the team being refered to as of late as "Team W2K" In Hamid Ismali, Black Widow, and W2K Heavyweight Champion Kutter Flash."
Marshal, "I hope NED kills this W2Krap!"
Busch, "Well we’re fixin to find out if he will�?NEXT!"

*Commercial Break*



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