Dart: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied to ringside by his brother Jeff Hardy, he hails from from Cameron, North Carolina and weighs two hundred and twenty-five pounds...the co-holder of the ICWA Hardcore Title, Matt Hardy!

Bert: Hello folks and welcome back to ICWA Demented. So much has happened tonight and it's only going to get hotter from here, as we get set to see Matt Hardy take on Nikki Black's hired goons. Well, one of them anyway.

Marshall: What are you talking about? Matt Hardy's a whooping boy, plain and simple! This "match" won't take very long at all.

Dart: And his opponent, being accompanied by his....uh, brother and Nikki Black...he is "The Black Entourage"!

Bert: BE 1 and BE2 coming out to the ring now.

Marshall: You sunk my battleship!

Bert: What?

Marshall: BE 1 and BE 2! You hit me! HA HA!

Bert: Actually that would've been the frigate, not the battleship.

Marshall: ...Just shut up Bert.

[The three are at ringside now, as Nikki whispers something in both men's ears. One of the men steps onto the apron and over the ropes as Nikki and BE2 take their positions on the other side of the ring. The man takes off his sunglasses and cracks his knuckles as Matt licks his lips and paces the ring. The bell sounds as Matt makes a running start, leaping into the air and connecting with a dropkick to BE1's head. This knocks the big man around but he's still on his feet so Matt does it again and sends him to the corner. Matt climbs up now and goes for the old 10 punch. He punches as the fans count along with it. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7....BE suddenly reaches up and grabs Matt and brings him backfirst to the canvas with a large f'n powerbomb. He holds Matt's legs in a cover as the ref counts. One....two....Matt gets a shoulder up!]

Bert: Well Hardy with the early offensive just had his entire game plan, basically get shot to hell. The big man is now in control.

Marshall: I told ya, Hardy's an idiot. You don't try to go punch for a punch with a man that size. Matt's lost so many times he's getting stupider every match.

Bert: Right, and that would be why he won last week.

Marshall: Grr....

[BE 1 now just circles Matt, like a tiger stalking it's wounded kill. Matt gets up to his feet, and then nearly loses his head with a powerful clothesline that would make even Big Show wince. BE then makes another cover but he only gets a count of two before Matt gets a shoulder up.  Matt is in obvious pain as BE lifts him to his feet and starts nailing him with hard rights and lefts to the stomach. He whips Matt hard to a corner and charges, but V1 lifts his legs up and leaps over BE, letting the big man hit the corner hard. Matt bounces off the ropes and dropkicks BE in the back. He grabs BE by the head and slams it onto the corner turnbuckle. BE turns around and stumbles out as Matt leaps to the top and jumps off with a bulldog, taking BE to the mat. He covers as the ref counts. One...two..kickout!]

Bert: And now with a quick flurry of moves Matt Hardy is back in this thing and The Entourage is reeling!

Marshall: Just dumb luck, that's all.

[Matt is on his feet and so are the fans, as BE gets up to his feet. On the outside, BE2 looks to interject himself into the match, but Jeff Hardy's waiting for him, as he dives off the ring apron and takes the big man down to the floor. Matt makes the sign and then...BHAM! Twist of Fate on the Black Entourage! Matt looks for a pin, but then Nikki Black jumps up on the apron. Shawn Cain gets in her face telling her to get down, but then Hardy himself comes over and gets into a heated verbal confrontation with her. While neither man is looking, BE 2 sneaks into the ring, rolls his bro out and then lays down in the same position he was in! Nikki gets down, as Matt goes for the cover. One...and BE powers out of it! Matt's shocked at this and perhaps even more shocked when a giant foot catches him right in the jaw.]

Bert: Oh come on! This is essentially a handicap match now!

Marshall: Ha ha! I love it! These guys have brawn and brains! Now if only they'd ditch that bitch and make her get back to cooking things would be alright.

[Bert just rolls his eyes as BE2 is the man inside the ring now dismantling the semi-exhausted Hardy. Punch, kick, jab, chop and then a big time suplex leave Matt hurt on the canvas. BE slides in for a cover. One....two....THR---NO!]

Bert: Just like he says, he will not die! He kicked out just at the last second!

Marshall: This is why the BE are winning. They have brains, Hardy doesn't.

Bert: Now what the hell makes you say that?

Marshall: Cause he kicked out, which means he's just gonna have his ass kicked some more.

[On the outside now, BE2 is attacking Jeff and lays him out. Nikki gets up on the apron again, but this time
instead of arguing she tries to seduce Shawn. Behind him, BE1 slides a chair into the ring as BE2 sets Matt up
for a powerbomb and then BHAM! Powerbomb hard right onto the chair. The sound almost has Shawn turn around but Nikki grabs him and lays a soft kiss on him, sure to take any man's mind off of the task at hand. The BE dispose of the evidence as Nikki gets down to the floor. Shawn snaps out of it and sees BE making a cover. One...two...THRE...]

Bert: What the?! He kicked out! That son of a bitch is still alive!

Marshall: How damn stupid can you be!

[The fans are on their feet, as Matt kicked out at close to the last millisecond. BE2 is not pleased though, as he whips Matt hard to the corner and then starts choking him. Cain counts to 4 before BE breaks, but then he's on Matt again, choking what little life is left in him. BE backs up now, the same as his brother did earlier on. He charges, but this time Matt ducks down and out of the way of the big man. He stops himself short from hitting the corner, but as he turns around Matt comes flying at him with a flurry of hard lefts and rights. Left, right, left, right, left, right and a dropkick to the knee takes the big man down a bit. The fans are cheering, as Matt punches BE right in between the eyes. Matt bounces off the opposite ropes, comes back and then connects with a top rope springboard dropkick right to head of the big man.]

Bert: Hardy with a second wind! And he's taking it to the Black Entourage now! He simply will
not lay down and die!

Marshall: Well he should! If he knows what's good for him!

[Nikki gets up on the apron one more time, shouting at Matt and flipping him off. Shawn Cain is about ready to eject her from ringside, when Matt comes over and slaps her across the face and then grabs a handful of hair and brings her inside the ring. Nikki stands up, and gets a Twist of Fate! Cain checks on Nikki and tries to get her out of the ring, as the BE brother on the outside tries to swap places again. But Jeff grabs the leg of the brother on the outside of the ring to stop him. The two of them now get into a fistfight as Matt climbs to the top rope. He makes the V1 sign and leaps off with a guillotine leg drop. On the outside, Jeff is down on the floor. As Matt turns the big man over. Shawn is in position and looks for the count!]

ONE!

Marshall: That son of a bitch is actually going to win!

Bert: I told you!

THR----DING DING!

Bert: Oh come on now!

[Just as Shawn's hand came down for the three, the second bro came into the ring and wailed Matt across the back with a crowbar. Shawn instantly calls for the bell.]

Dart: Your winner of this match via disqualification, Matt Hardy!

Bert: This could get ugly.

Busch, "Wait�?Isn’t that, that woman we’ve seen Jeff with backstage as of late?"
Marshal, "I wouldn’t know, when I see Jeff backstage I go the otherway. Till they prove that "gay" isn’t contagious, I steer clear of guys like Jeff Hardy�?
Busch, "�?FONT color=#ffff00>I don’t think Jeff Hardy is gay�?Not that there’d be a problem with it if he was."
Marshal, "Whatever keeps us on TV."

Back in the ring Hardy turns around just in time to see the woman hit the mat. Hardy lunges forward and begins engaging in fist to fist combat with this gigantion fella.

As those two are throwing fists the crowd erupts. We look up at the Dementa-Tron and see Jeff run into the scene in the parking lot with a 4 x 4 as he cracks one of the big guys across the back with so much force that the board shatters. The big guy drops down to his knees as the other one turns around�?Now that we’re getting a view they kinda look like WCW’s Kronik (Brian Clark and Brian Adams…�?Ugh�?These guys V)

((Adams on the left, Clark on the right))

Never the less�?The one that looks like Clark is down, but the one that looks like Adams turns around. Hardy swings a couple of fists at the guys chest (as he’s a pretty tall guy), but the Brian Adams look alike grabs Jeff by the throat and in one very quick motion, swings him around and chokeslams him on the trunk of that car.

Busch, "OH GOD! ASHLEY’S INSIDE THAT TRUNK!"

All of a sudden the car starts up, the back tires squeal, and it takes off as Hardy rolls off the back from the momentum, landing hard on the pavement as the car zips off out of our view.

Busch, "NO!"

Back in the ring Hardy somehow got BE1 doubled over, and BAM! He nails another Twist of Fate. BE2 Is already starting to come around though.

Hardy looks up at the Dementa-Tron and sees the Brian Adams look alike laying boots to Jeff Hardy so Matt quickly helps up the woman�?/P>

Busch, "Well they’re tellin�?me through the headphones that this woman’s name is Lizzie Pryce�?And as I’d said earlier, she’s been seen hanging around Matt’s brother Jeff quite a bit backstage�?But I don’t�?Well I�?Somebody better get back there and help out Jeff!"
Marshal, "Yeah, if anybody needs help it’s definitely Jeff Hardy."

The woman shows discomfort but seems alright so Hardy quickly rushes out of the ring and bolts up the ramp as Lizzie follows close behind.

Busch, "Matt’s on his way to save his brother but let’s hope his brother lasts that long!"

Now we switch to the parking lot where the Brian Clark lookin fella is getting up and the Adams lookin fella’s picked Jeff Hardy up to his feet. The Clark look alike (who from here on will just be referred to as "Clark") gets to his feet as the Adams look alike (who will be referred to as Adams) has a firm hold on Jeff’s throat. Clark puts his hand over Hardy’s throat as well as the two then hoist Jeff up, charge forward, and BAM!

Busch, "BAH GAWD! THAT’S A DOUBLE CHOKESLAM WITH AUTHORITY! AND IT’S�?IT’S�?IT’S ON PAVEMENT!"

Actually to be technical there was a pile of cables next to a concrete pillar that broke Hardy’s fall, but all the same The crowd is chanting: HARDY, HARDY, HARDY, HARDY, HARDY, HARDY, HARDY�?/P>

Matt and Lizzie come rushing into the scene and Lizzie runs over to Jeff immediately dropping to her knees next to him and holding his unconscious carcass as Matt gets in a fightin�?stance to take on these two guys if necessary.

Busch, "That miss Pryce checking on the fallen Hardy brother, I sure hope there’s not an addition to that list right here!"

The Kronik look alikes both let out small laughs as they see Matt in position for a fight. They both turn their backs to Matt and walk only a few steps forward to a par of Harley Davidsons. They get on, turn the keys, rev em up, and take off as Matt opts to let em get away and go check on his brother.

Busch, "I can’t believe what’s just transpired here�?We�?We’ll be right back!"