Mackin: "Look at this stand out crowd tonight, John!"

Askin: "Indeed, word has leaked out all over the internet of tonight's pissibilities. We have a handicapped match. We have the Impact Champion laying down an open challenge to ANYONE, we have so many contenders wanting that Impact Title we have no idea who's going to answer that call."

Macklin: "Or even how many! But beyond that, Christian Michaels stated he would be here- and then he got kisser-kicked by JT Kash who trashed W2K and left, stating he WOULD NOT be here tonight, fans, but to make up for it, Trunks has stated that WallStreet IS in the arena here tonight."

Askin: "The unofficial number one contender, as he's the only man besides a select few that have looked to bring down Kutter Flahs, the W2K Champion. As of yet, Kutter's not really acccepted, but Hamid Ismaili is said to be wanting to address this situation. Huge moments lined up tonight, witht he handicapped main event, Johnny Fame and Jon Reed taking on Kutter Flash himself, who defeated Terri and Christian Michaels just this last week. We have David Van Dam's redebut, and we have James McKnight who has sowrd to let Kenny Justice have a piece of his mind."

Macklin: "What a night it's going to be. Bobby Johnson and his wife Image are both expected to be in the arena. It's just a huge line up, and I can't wait to get started."

Askin: "So let's get this started!"

Macklin: "Lets!"

[ "Welcome to the Jungle" plays louder, as the beginning to RAGE starts up on the Jumbotron. The scene cuts backstage with Bobby Johnson and Image, the W2K Championess at the time of airing, walking past a door. Bobby Johnson shakes his head. ]

Bobby: "Can you believe this? They actually gave that waste of space his own locker room."

Image: "They must be desperate for talent around here."

Bobby: "Pfft. Not when they have the greatest of all time tapping his shoes on this floor, they aren't. Eh, let's get out of here, before the sight of his name makes me lose my lunch."

[ They scuffle off as the name tagged on the door: David Van Dam. The scene cuts out back to the rampway as "It's All Over" has replaced the RAGE theme, and James McKnight is coming down to the ring, motioning to his waist. The people boo... but he shakes his head and continues on. ]