The following announcement is paid for by Christian Michaels

[ We fade in to see Christian Michaels standing in some room. Where is it? Who care!? This is a commercial/public service announcement so by now you've flipped over to watch something else for a couple minutes. But for those of you willing to grit ya teeth and stick with us....or lost the remote.....you will bear witness to a shocking revelation. Hmmm. Maybe not shocking but still...

CM: Hello, my name is Christian Michaels. In recent weeks you've witnessed a rivalry reborn between myself and JT Kash. Many of you will recall our fierce rivalry is because of the Two-Thousand an Four tournament for God of Wrestling. JT and I were he two in that match. At the end we went through the ring and the ref counted to three before JT emerged from the hole. Thus the douche cookie was named God of Wrestling that year...

[ Michaels rolls his eyes.

CM: Since then we've had a deep hatred for one another. Now recently I showed the footage from last year's tournament where JT was eliminated by Isabell Taylor. Now as JT pointed out, he was eliminated thanks in large part to MSN screwing him over.......Even though it makes ya wonder about that situation since JT currently works primarily for a company with "MSN" in the name of it......But regardless of the fact that JT was eliminated by shady means, the main fact is he was eliminated.

[ Now he nods, in agreement with himself.

CM: But JT, do what you would be sure an tell me about oh-four......Quit making excuses for the fact that you *lost* in last years tournament. Just admit to these people that you are the fraud that I called you. Cause you've been running around talking about being the God of Wrestling, when in reality whether we like it or not, that title remains with Izzy until you an I rematch at Cyberslam. And don't make the excuse some idgit would like: "But she's the GodDESS". She may call herself that, but the tournament was for the "God of Wrestling" title.

[ Don't worry folks, its almost over.

CM: So there you have it people. An explanation for my evidence that JT is the fraud that I said he is. And some new food for though as well. Cause honestly, you'd think that someone wouldn't primarily work for someone who cost them being the only consecutive God of Wrestling since Nic....But if this isn't enough proof for you fans, or even for you JT, then tune in next week when I reveal even more proof that JT Kash doesn't equal God of Wrestling. He equals FRAUD!

[ Scene fades too....

[ We fade to a grey door, yup. A Grey door. Suddenly, we here a couple of knocks, probably on that very same door. Within moments, the door swings open and in creeps Johnny Legend�?We swing round to the room, its Hamid Ismaili’s office. And the boss-man is sat back in a large leather chair behind his desk, sound asleep. ]

Johnny Legend: "�?Hm. Now where is it�?where�?where�?where"

[ Legend stares round a large Shelf to the side of Hamids desk ]

"Where’s what?"

[ Johnny springs up, staring over at Hamid�?Ismaili’s eyes are still firmly shut though. Johnny frowns�?]

Johnny Legend: "But�?you’re asleep"

Hamid Ismaili: "INDEED!"

[ Johnny jumps again. Hamid sits up in his chair and grins widely, laughing a bit ]

Hamid Ismaili: "You know, that’s the technique Saddam used when those mother fuckers were looking for him"

Johnny Legend: "You mean US Troops?"

Hamid Ismaili: "Yes."

Johnny Legend: "But�?they caught him."

Hamid Ismaili: "Oh the technique is full proof, however Saddam had a rather large cold at the time. Ah, it happens."

[ Hamid shrugs, snatching a folder from his desk ]

Hamid Ismaili: "What were you looking for?"

Johnny Legend: "I dunno.. Weapons of Mass Destruction!!1!1!!"

[ Johnny roars with laughter. Hamid raises a brow, shrugging ]

Hamid Ismaili: "I didn’t bring them to the arena"

[ Johnny lays a brick. ]

Hamid Ismaili: "Ready for your match tonight, hm? You better be, after you begged for that favour."

Johnny Legend: "A favour I TOTALLY deserved."

[ Hamid sneers at Johnny’s tone ]

Johnny Legend: "I mean thank you very much, God."

Macklin: "Fans welcome to RAGE, the on hundred and tenth edition, and we are geared for another great showing just like last week."

Askin: "Last week had to prove that W2K was back on track, and I think alot of people took that show as a message to the entire world that GT Network has a ratings powerhouse in it's lineup now."

Macklin: "WallStreet was arrested, framed and I can't even believe, in this society, with this witch hunt for terroists can extend to a stand up guy like him, a hero in the hearts and minds of millions, he comes to the regional W2K, and gets shackled and hauled off like a run of the mill criminal."

Askin: "What? You'd rather take the chance that he DID finance terrorists, and have us all killed? That makes no sense. Eddie, I think your heart is bleeding again, you damned liberal. WallStreet is a suspect and must be treated like such."

Macklin: "James McKnight was suspended for his coniving way. We also saw Hamid Ismaili's team decimate Jeremy McMillion's one night Syndicate last week, with names like Damien Collins, Nic E Dangerously, Christian Michaels, and Johnny Legend in its ranks. And, the last of which has signed a contract JUST this week."

Askin: "It's more and more names tacked onto the roster. But let's talk about THIS week. Let's talk about the big six man tag later. The ICWA World heavyweight Champion, one week away from defending that very title against MJ Storm, will meet MJ Storm in this tag team contest that has Bobby Johnson, who has an impressive showing last week against Ace Hart, Matt Matlock who's vying for the PWT World Heavyweight Title as we speak, Ace Hart, the Imact Champion himself, and Kenny Justice. That's huge."

Macklin: "Not to mention the break-out sleeper match between David Van Dam and Shawn Stevens that erupted this week and probably had the most viewers during the promo tenure."

Askin: "Indeed, a big night, with Hamid, Kutter, and rumors are abounding of WallStreet annuoncing his leave of W2K to go to BUD. It's insane."

Macklin: "Indeed. Whoa, that's 'Welcome to the Jungle', that means that Trunks Kenni bust be on his way out right now."

Askin: "And there he is. A couple weeks ago he layed an offer on the table for Dante Cross- he's got a mic, he's definately got an announcment. But, could this be about Dante Cross and the XW Championship?"

Macklin: "Ooo..."

Trunks: "Ever since I layed the offer on the table, I fixed one of my eyes onto the phone at my desk, and willed it to ring. 'Call, Dante', I would think. 'Call now', I would demand, and whenever I left my office, I'd come back and rush through my caller ID, waiting for that chance that it could have held a time when Dante Cross did call. The offer was undeniably lenient, and more than fair. Come back, I said to Dante on national GT Network television, and you can retain the XW Championship. No other Champion from the Anarchy period had an offer like that. Infact, that's one of James McKnight's greivances. Surely, i thought to myself, this wa san oppurtunity to continue down the road that he stepped upon when he entered W2K in 2005. Surely, I considered, he knew that he was oh-so-close to becoming W2K Champion and he'd want to pick up where he left off."

Askin: "This is it, Dante Cross is in W2K!"

Macklin: "He's surely hinting to that!"

Trunks: "But- after two long weeks of late nights and waitings nad words on the grapevine, I have yet to hear from the very talented and intriguing Dante Cross. His initial phone call to the company was his last, and I can only assume that he's found something he considers to be greener pastures than San Antonio's cultivated fields but- who can blame him, really? I know I don't, but the offer was there, and he decided not to take it, and so thus we're left with a dilemma. Since he decided against it, his regn will end where all the other Anarchy-period Champions reigns ended, and now the title is considered vacant from Anarchy 2006. Now, we have to fill that spot, give someone else the limelight and that's what we're going to do here tonight as we WILL crown a NEW Xtreme Wrestling Champion. But, with the XW title comes consequences that i think everyone should be aware of."

Askin: "Consequences?"

Macklin: "For a title?"

Trunks: "You see, you can't have an Xtreme Wrestling title in an environment with no rules in the first place. This demands some counter measures to protect the purity of said title, otherwise, it's purpose in this world is fleeting and albeit- meaningless. So now that the XW Title is back in circulation, so are some certain rules that were not in place the past few weeks. Countouts. Disqualifications. Run ins. They all are now back and the freedom of the environment W2K has enjoyed ends tonight and the freedom is attained only through XW ruels during an XW Title or qualifiying match."

Askin: "Ohh, the lawless land is brought order tonight, Eddie."

Macklin: "Indded, huge news that changes the face of so many outcomes. If these rules were in place earlier, we could only assume things would have turned out different."

Trunks: "So the XW Title will be defended in an XW Match- and although I voted for Ladder Match it was nixed because we already have a cage hanging high overhead-"

Macklin: "Oh my god, we do! Why is there a cage at the rafters, Johnny?"

Askin: "I have no idea-"

Trunks: "- but I can't tell you why the cage is there because I was sworn to secfrecey but I can tell you- because I know why- it's very interesting. As for the XW Match it will be a triple threat Tables match, elimination style, with the last man not to be put through a table declared the winner and the new XW Champion."

Macklin: "That is huge news, W2K will have another Championship added to it's gold stockpile."

Trunks: "And the contenders for this match were hand picked by a random drawing, and a certain favor owed by Hamid Ismaili. Tonight, in this ring, in that Tables Elimination Match, you will see Tim Torn.... versus Damien Destruction... versus... Johnny Legend!"

Macklin: "The crowd is going insane, as Tim Torn has imported fans form his previous federations, and Damo's always been a favorite, and throwing BWA's Johnny Legend into the mix is surely cause for celebration."

Askin: "Legend is actually a former Synergy member- this is going to be very interesting-"

Trunks: "Also in this ring, you'll see the W2K Champion in action. You'll see an update on WallStreet. We have STORM in the house tonight."

Askin: "With each passing name, this crowd is just getting crazier."

Trunks: "So hold on to your seats folks, it's going to be a bumpy ride."

Macklin: "Well, there's 'Welcome to the Jungle', again, as Trunks leaves and really we have some answers, but even more questions. Next week the ICWA World Heavyweight Title is on the line. But the Champion and contender are on opposite sides of a six man tonght."

Askin: "Along with some other great names as well, bbesides NED you have Bobby Johnson, the ex number one contender, Matt Matlock, another ex number one contender for the ICWA Title. It's madness. And it's FREE TV..."

Macklin: "Whoa, 'Cult of Personality' has just come on and yes- there is Bryan Williams. He's made two challenges thus far, one against Shawn Stevens, and one against Johnny Legend- he's already won agaisnt Stevens, but next week is his match with Johnny Legend."

Askin: "And that brings up another question... who is his opponent tonight??!"