[ Scene opens backstage, with Johnny Fame and Jon Reed at the catering table, the hot-spot of backstage W2K. ]

Reed: "I just can't believe i almost made it with a man."

Fame: "I can, I've seen how you look at me when I'm naked."

Reed: "Quit walking around naked in the apartment! That's shock, not gay tendencies."

Fame: "Oh, you've thought about sucking my dick for a dolla, you crack who-"

Voice: "Hey guys."

[ The look over to the side, where someone's just entered. ]

Fame: "DAMIEN COLLINS?!"

DC: "In the flesh. I'd cover myself with glitter to make it look as if I am golden, but it also looks kinda fruity so I opted not to do it."

Fame: "Good call."

Reed: "Who the hell is this?"

DC: "Well, I'm his tag partner in FWA."

Reed: "This isn't FWA."

JT KASH OUT OF NOWHERE: "THANK GOD!"

Reed: "Well... I'm a fourth degree ninja killer, and I'm also his tag partner... HERE."

DC: "Chill. I'm here to sign autographs. Want one?"

[ DC pulls out a pen. Reed slaps it out of his hand. ]

Reed: "HELL NO I DON'T WANT ONE!"

[ Reed storms off, as DC and Fame look at each other and shrug. ]