[Back at ringside, "Get your Handz Off" blasts, as David Van dam comes out onstage with his arms in the air.

Macklin: "The challenger for this evening, at Cyberslam Four, David Van Dam is set and ready to face Kutter Flash, who only weeks ago shaved his head bald."

Askin: "Much better look."

[ DVD hits the ring and spins, ready and waiting to go. His music dies, and "Floating in Darkness" plays, and the W2K Champion, Kutter Flash, comes out on stage with Hamid Ismaili.

Macklin: "The start of Kutter's reign also marks the start of Season Ten. Hamid used Kutter as a vehicle, and since, found that Kutter's not as great handling as a Buick or, say a volvo."

Askin: "But he can hit you like a Mack Truck..."

[Kutter hits the ring, and drops the belt, getting ready in a stance, as DVD shouts something and points to himself. The bell rings, and right away, they two lock up and the sheer power of Kutter Flash sends DVD back and into the ropes. DVD uses his wreslting know-how to twist out and not be pinned against the ropes, and kicks Kutter, and again, and again... locking him up in a front face lock and wrapping his legs around Kutter's waist....

Askin: "Now, before you chant boring, it'd be good to know that DVD understands the power Kutter has.... and is going to try to lock the air out of him.

Macklin: Seems early, though."

Askin: "Not at all, the earlier, the better, because as long as he keeps Kutter locked up, Kutter can't do something like he's abotu to do now."

[ DVD has his legs around the waist, and his arm around Kutter's head and neck, but Kutter's standing, and decides to break it by breaking DVD.... and slams him hard with a spinebuster variation that breaks DVD's hold... DVD bounces, and Kutter's back on his feet, and heads for DVD right away, getting him on the side and tossing him back hard- DVD rolls to the ropes, and comes back to Kutter, ducking a wild swing that might've taken his head off, and ending up behind Kutter, and goes for a Belly to back- a hige elbow meets his face though, knocking him back, and Kutter takes a closed fist right to DVD's face-

Askin: "Imagine how many people have wanted to do that."

[ DVD recoils in a spin, and Kutter ducks an arm under him and another around his head, in some weird abdominal stretch thing- then SUPLEXES DVD back- DVD lends on his stomach and bounces, blowing out air faster than a Matty Legend Promo....

(And then the lights go out.

How cliché.)

"Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh oh�?

Askin: Uh�?what the hell?

(As the voice echoes to nothing�?some bongo drums are cued up.)

"The champ is here!"

Askin: CENA?!?

Macklin: Oh, please. Like he’d ever be seen here.

(More bongo drums.)

"The champ is here!"

(Bongo drums. And now the fans are beginning to dread what may very well be coming.)

"The champ is here!"

(Bongo drums.)

"THE CHAMP IS HERE!"

Askin: Goddamn it�?it really better not be that douchebag.

Macklin: He could bring�?culture.

Askin: �?Scoff.

(Bongo drums.)

"The champ is here!"

(Bongo drums.)

"The champ is here!"

Macklin: If this is him-�?

Askin: A great Pay-Per-View will go completely to hell.

(Bongo drums.)

"The champ is here!"

(Bongo drums.)

"THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!"

(And then�?"96 Quite Bitter Beings" by CKY ROCKS the hell out of the place! The entire arena comes to its feet!)

Macklin: YES!!

Askin: CRAP!!!

Macklin: Hide your jaw, Askin!

(Cue the lights�?and cue an eruption so loud your grandmother’s ovaries become active for the first time in�?a while.

Because there he is.)

Macklin: RYAN CAIN! RYAN CAIN IS HERE!!

Askin: He can’t be here! He’s the Number One Contender in some other company I’ve never heard of!

Macklin: I guess he got tired of not knowing when he was going to wrestle, if at all.

(Kutter Flash isn’t exactly�?happy, at this point. This is his time�?and it’s being outshined by someone who hasn’t been seen in front of a W2K Audience in�?damn near a full year.

Ryan Cain tends to have that affect.

Ryan just smirks toward the ring as Kutter leans against the ropes in anger, pointing toward his Title Belt, then toward Ryan, gesturing for him to "get the fuck out." We can read lips.)

Macklin: This could all explode any second. Kutter Flash, as you know�?isn’t exactly�?hospitable toward things like this.

(Ryan looks behind himself over each shoulder, then turns back around, pointing to himself. "Me?"

And then just shakes his head, reaching into his back pocket as his music cuts�?removing a microphone, the sight of which causes the fans constant roar to only grow.)

Askin: Ryan’s tongue is already going to get him into trouble here. I guarantee it.

Macklin: I think he can handle himself�?and the fans love it!

(Ryan grins out at the crowd, soaking up his typical standing ovation until it all dies down, at least a bit. He looks toward the ring, once more, where Kutter is still pretty pissed.)

Ryan: Oh, calm down. You’re going to overheat your steroids.

(Again, Kutter leans over the rope, pointing to his Title.)

Ryan: Yeah, yeah, I know. I’ve heard it before, guy-o. You’re the Champion and I’m not welcome, right? Right. And it’s true, you are the Champion. Very impressive performance, by the way.

(He lowers the microphone for a second, pacing the stage a bit.)

Ryan: But you see, Kutter �?is it okay if I call you Kutter?

(Kutter’s lips say�?"fuck you!")

Ryan: Good. Kutter, see�?the only problem I have with this whole thing�?is the guy that’s still on the mat behind you.

(The big guy looks over his shoulder at David Van Dam, who’s still pretty smashed.)

Ryan: Yeah, him. And the problem I have with him�?is the fact that, well�?he shouldn’t have even been in there in the first place.

Askin: What’s that supposed to mean?

Ryan: Let’s face it, here, bud�?you’re Kutter Flash. You’re a WRECKING MACHINE! YOU EAT LIVE ELEPHANTS! RAHHHH!!!

(Ryan clears his throat.)

Ryan: And David Van Dam�?well�?he’s just�?David Van Dam. He’s one of about five guys on the roster that will probably gather their crap and skip town after they realize I’m really here. He’s the ECW DVD incarnate �?refer to that famous Shane Douglas promo. A few of you will get that joke. The point is, he should be fighting in the middle of the show. He should be taking part in some Battle Royale to decide the Number One Contender for whatever belt nobody cares enough about to try to get involved with. He shouldn’t be Main Eventing one of the biggest shows of the year just so that the "Champion" can go another month without losing his Title. I was sitting back there watching this�?and I couldn’t help thinking�?"wow�?this guy needs a *real* challenger."

(Ryan winks at Kutter as the crowd’s cheers grow, once more.)

Ryan: Now, as long as you aren’t a fan or member of that FWA place�?you’ll all be pleased to know that, earlier today�?there was a brand new W2K Contract printed up, brought to trial�?and signed by all parties involved. In simpler terms�?I’m back. I signed that contract, and I didn’t want to be so generic as to film vague-ass videos where you’re all like "WHO IS IT LO!L." It’s been done to deaths, and I’d rather bear a punch-you-in-the-nuts kind of impact. You know�?like I’m doing right now. So here I am�?repeating myself. W2K�?I’m back�?

(Ryan points toward the ring�?toward Kutter Flash.)

Ryan: �?and you’re holding the one thing I wanted that I never had the chance to take.

(The ROAR of the fans is revived now, shaking the building to its foundation.)

Askin: What is he trying to say here?

Macklin: I think you know.

Ryan: And so I challenge you, sir. I challenge you to not necessarily a match with me�?I’m not so conceited as to show up after a year’s absence and expect to be fed everything I want right off. I challenge you to defend your Title�?against someone actually worth your time. Someone who may just beat you. Because, if I can be abrupt�?

(Ryan’s smirk grows here as he cocks his brow a bit.)

Ryan: �?you’re going to have to prove yourself to me before I let you give me that belt.

Macklin: �?Well that was rather disrespectful.

Ryan: My eye’s on you. Don’t keep me waiting.

(And so he lowers the microphone. ....

Macklin: "RYAN CAIN! RYAN CAIN.... hejust walked out right in the middle of the match like nothing was going on-"

[DVD gets to his feet, and ducks another wild swing, but Kutter reaches back, and scoops hiim up for a sidewalk slam- as he does, DVD reaches up and cgrabs Kutter's chin, and pulls his head back- it doesn't stop the crash though, as DVD hits hard... he rolls away, and Kutter cracks his neck when he stands.... DVD gets to his feet and hits the ropes and nails a roaring elbow, knocking Kutter in a wobble.... DVD grabs his arm and goes for the "Last Chance", but as Kutter's on him, he slides behind and claps his hands into DVD's ears... DVD slinks forward, and Kutter rams his head into the turnbuckle, whipping him across the ring- Kutter follows for an Avalanche, but DVD gets his foot up.... smacking Kutter in the face and sending him a few steps back to where he came from.... as Kutter is recovring, DVD slides in with a firemans carry, tossing Kutter off his feet, and then hitting a couple driving elbows.

Macklin: "Van dam's main concern should be keeping Kutter off his center of gravity. If Kutter gets his footing, his powerful legs can win this match for him because he won't go down-"

[ Kutter goes up but, DVD grabs his arm, pulling him in for a bear hug, and then a belly to belly that flips Kutter back onto his back. DVD comes in and dives his knee into Kutter's face, and then swirls back up and down with a leg drop to keep him down. DVD rips him up and into the corner, and then sends shoulder block after shoulder block... Kutter gets his hands up though, and double axes DVD on the back, and gut wrenches him up onto his shoulder, running with a sit out powerbomb that knock the wind out of DVD. Kutter hangs on for the cover- ONE! TWO! TH... NO!!! DVD gets a kick out, and goes to tackle Kutter as they raises up, but, Kutter grabs him and sends knee after knee into DVD's ribs and breadbasket, knocking more and more wind out of him... Kutter then lifts him, and smashes him back down on his knee for a chest breaker- DVD bounces off and back into the ropes, and Kutter goes after him- DVD ducks it and flings him up and over, and Kutter is on the outside, landing on his foot and knee... he reahces in, grabbing DVD's boot before he can dodge, and pulls him out- and as they meet, they trade blows back and forth, back and forth....

Macklin: "I'm speculating on just why Hamid has decided to accompany Kutter Flahs out here this evening."

Askin: "He's a hands-on owner, Eddie. He definately want's to see his man win."

Macklin: "By any means necessary, you think? David Van Dam needs to be careful!"

[ DVD hits Kutter with an eblow to the face, and that just kinda pisses him off, sending a closed fist to DVD's stomach DVD doubles over, but before Kutter can continue, he brings up the Champ in an Inverted Atomic Drop, buying a few seconds, as he spins Kutter out and into the ringpost, Kutter hits hard... and he spits out some blood, and turns back to DVD, who ducks into the ring. Kutter follows, infuriated, and as he gets in and pushes up, DVD refuses to let him stand and stunts him with a DDT.... Kutter goes down, and DVD rolls him over- ONE! TWO! NO!!! Kutter kicks out with ease, but DVD pulls him up and into a scoop, and a Mitchinoku Driver- Kutter goeslimp- ONE! TWO! NOO! Kutter shoots a shoulder up, and when he does, DVD hugs his head in a lock... Kutter's arm waves, and reaches back to grab DVD's hair... only he doesnt have it anymore....

Askin: "Talk about ironic."

[ Kutter gets onto the side of his hip, and then gets a knee under him, but, DVD tries to wrench it in more and more.... Kutter gets to his knees, and sends an elbow to DVD's gut, but DVD ducks back to miss them... Kutter brings both his hands back and over his own shoulders, and grabs DVD's ears, and DVD lets out a yell, and finally lets go, as he falls back to recover.... Kutter gets his feet under him and launches with a GORE.... but DVD JUMPs it, and lands behind Kutter, who dives into the corner... DVD spins, and grabs him by the tights and pulls him back in a Sunset Flip- and then grabs the ropes to hold him down- ONE! TWO! NO!! Kutter still launches DVD off of him, and sends DVD over onto the ringpost form the sheer power!!

Macklin: "DVD went for a ride-"

Askin: And he's going on another one!"

[ DVD's chest is on the ring post, his legs hanging over the ropes into th ering... Kutter grabs him, ripping him off and ploping him onto the canvas, then brings him back in a Boston Crab... DVD grabs the ropes, but with his legs hooked under Kutter's arms, Kutter stands up, lifting DVD up, and smashes into his back over and over- DVD lets go, and Kutter releases the Crab, bringing DVD up to his feet, and hitting a short arm lariat that about takes the challenger's head off- Kutter covers- ONE! TWO! NO! DVD kicks, and heads to his feet, blocking a swing by Kutter, and sending a foot into his gut. DVD crashes down with two double axes, reall fast, and then rolls Kutter up in a Fisherman's Suplex- ONE! TWO! NO!! Kutter kicks, and out of the camera, we see....

Macklin: "Why is Johnny Legend heading out to the Main Event?"

Askin: "Probably because he knows this'll be his only chance."

[JL comes out, with his XW Title he RETAINED... WOOO... and comes ringside, near Hamid... who tries to wave him away in irritation. JL claps, with his XW Title on his shoulder, waving to Kutter who rolls his eyes. He turns, and DVD gets a kick and goes for another DDT, but Kutter shoves him back and away-

Macklin: "Things are gonna get real bad for DVD real quick. Hamid relectantly, I guess, brought out the cavalry."

[ DVD goes back and Kutter scoops him for his Cradle Piledriver... DVD locks his legs around Kutter's head and neck and hits a swinging head scissors, barely saving himself at the last second... he heads up.. and Kutter pounces, having gotten up fast and hits the GORE when DVD wasn't even fully up. The crowd roars, as Kutter puts up his arms, and JL slides in the ring, grabbing Kutter's arms in victory.

Macklin: "What the heck is he doing?"

[ Kutter gets irritated, ripping his arm away from JL, and shoving him back. JL is MIFFED to be sure, and reaches in his tights as Kutter goes for DVD- JL grabs Kutter, turning him around, and smacks him hard in the face, rocking Kutter back.... the bell rings.

Hamid: "DONT YOU DARE RING THE BELL! MATCH CONTINUES!"

Macklin: ".... what?"

[Hamid is jumping around, and around, getting overly excited, as Kutter comes at JL again- and we see it better: Brass KNUX! JL gives it to Kutter on the side of his left eye, deflecting the monster off his original collision course with JL... DVD slinks back to a corner, as JL gets Kutter into the corner and rains down hits form the brass knux....

Hamid: "Now you won't bite the hand that fed you, Kutter! You fool! you incesant fool! You thought you were invincible..."

[JL tosses Kutter down, and steps over him, putting his head through the ropes to see Hamid, face to face. JL holds Kutter's hair.

Hamid: "You're not invincible! You're just as cocky and stupid as WallStreet! ONLY I AM INVINCIBLE! I defeated Goldman! I defeated McMillion! I'll defeat Wallstreet and MSN.... but you?! You'll be defeated by David... Van.... Dam!!!"

[JL brings Kutter up, and does what Hamid orders him to.... Hamdi says SMACK him, and JL lets his hand extended, smack Kutter in the face with the knux, and Kutter reels, going down to one knee, and JL smashes into Kutter's forehead and temple with the knux, rocking and reeling the orgins of Season10.... Kutter's eyes are half closed, as JL rips him up and does the "Perfect Alibi"...

Macklin: "Hamid Ismaili has turned on his own creation!!!"

[ Kutter pushes up, and DVD looks from him to JL... and back to him... then lurches towards JL...

Macklin: "Is DVD going to help Kutter?! Maybe he does have a shred of dignity!!!"

[ The HERO, DVD, luncges towards JL, and side steps to send a kick right into Kutter's head.

Macklin: "Nevermind...."

Askin: "Hamid has ordered this match not stop, and with Kutter's forehead and ear looking like raw hamburger, it look slike this turn may have dire meaning for the Champion."

Macklin: "How eerie, and wierd, and misplaced is it to see Kutter vulnerable?"

[ Kutter is swaying on his knees, as JL ducks out of the ring, and DVD picks up Kutter- Kutter swings wildly, and almost blindly, missing by a mile and getting caught in the "Last Chance".... it connects and Kutter is down and out. DVD gets up, feeling the passion, I suppose, as the arena boos...

Crowd: "YOU SUCK DICK! YOU SUCK DICK!"

[ DVD raises his arms, and puts his foot across Kutter's chest. ONE! TWO!... the ref hesitates...

Askin: "I'm thinking Rufus knows Kutter is gonna be pissed..."

Hamid: "COUNT IT! COUNT IT OR ILL FIRE YOU RIGHT NOW!"

[ Rufus brings his hand down again, but Kutter lifts up his shoulder- the crowd erupts, DVD's face drops, and Hamid goes ballistic... Kutter rolls DVD's leg and flips him over, onto his stomach. DVD races Kutter up, and Kutter puts a tree stump of a leg into his gut, and goes for a gutwrench... he lifts DVD up on his shoulder, and DVD sifts the weight so he can do an inverse Bulldog... it hits, and DVD pumps his arm going "YES!".... as he turns to Kutter, Kutter goes to throw him- DVD lands on the top turnbuckle,... Kutter comes at him but DVD hooks his arms as he climbs, and nails the "Tipping Point".... DVD turns him over and ONE! TWO! Kutters foot drapes over the ropes, but Hamid shoves it off- THREE! The bell rings, as "Get your Handz Off" rings true, and Hamid Ismaili comes into the ring with the W2K Championship, and Johnny Legend....

Hamid: "If only you would listen, Kutter! We could have done so much... but, I found men who will do what I say! When I say! you? You were too stupid to know what you had, and you thought you got it by yourself. I got it for you, Kutter... i got it for you.... and now, I taketh it away, and scorn thee!"

[ Hamid kicks away at Kutter, as "Get Your Handz Off plays", DVD not even paying attention, just holding the W2K Title at the top rope, being booed....

Macklin: "That sneak, DVD.... he'd do anything, he even sold his soul just for some gold!"

Askin: "Wait till the fall out.... wait till the fall out....."

[We fade out, with Hamid, JL, and DVD in the ring, over a downed Kutter... DVD has his head tilted back, the spotlight on hism and the W2K Championship.......