[ The lights fade away, the W2K jumbotron coming to life with a video of Christian Michaels in the ring all by himself, and at the same time we hear the opening strums of "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down over the speakers. And as the song continues to build toward kicking into full gear for the enxt twenty seconds, we see shots of CM in light action. Then about the minute ten mark, t he song kicks into full gear and the video does as well. Now we're seeing shots of the new God of Wrestling laying out some of the biggest names that have ever stepped in W2K. The fans reaching a fever pitch before a spot-light finally shines on the stage. There we see CM, back to the fans with a Jericho-like pose.

Macklin: There he is ladies and gentlemen! Its your NEW God of Wrestling......CHRISTIAN MICHAELS!!!!

[ Christian finally spins around to face the fans and they go nuts! The lights coming back on as Michaels begins to make his way down the ramp. Our new God of Wrestling making a point of going left ta right an back again to slap every hand he can on the way down the ramp. Once he reaches the bottom of the ramp, the fans are digging it so much that Christian makes his way all the way around ringside before sliding into the ring. Once inside, CM goes to a corner and stands on the middle rope and gives the ole V3 hand gesture.

Macklin: Can you believe how much these fans love their new God of Wrestling?

Askin: You're right, its a real shame that the fans are this excited over the original Javen.

[ In the ring, the music is finally fading away. CM hops off the turnbuckle and jogs in place. Meanwhile Kevin Dart raises his mic.

Dart: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Memphis, Tennessee.......The 2006 God of Wrestling.......CHRISTIAN MICHAELS!!!!

[ Yet again the fans give a pop that nearly blows the top off the arena. And during that pop, Dart's handing over the mic to CM. Michaels waiting for his fans to chill. They do and he finally raises the mic to speak.

CM: First of all I wanna say thank you to each and everyone of yawl! The W2K fans are definately the greatest that I've ever had the privilege and honor to perform for!

[ Another pop.

CM: Ya know its so aweosme to finally be back competing for the San Antonio crowd again. And with you guys in my corner, I was finally able to accomplish a big goal that had become more of a dream for me. Now ya all know that was becoming the God of Wrestling! And I...

[ CM is drowned out by the fans cheering. He waits again for them to settle again.

CM: And I want you all to know that winning the God of Wrestling was just the beginning. Cause ya see now that I've gotten my check mark by that goal, its time to go back and put another check by that other goal. Its time once again for your Southern Heartthrob, now God of Wrestling, to go out and save the W2K championship from David Van Da...

[ Michaels is interuppted as a voice comes across the speakers.....

Voice: "Yeah, I saw you in the ring jumping around like a wounded duck..."

[Then, "American Badass" by Kid Rock storms the speakers, As CM looks right at the entrance. He knows who this is. THe crowd has a second to think, but th eloyalists know....

Askin: "The Infamous Billy Baloosh!"

Macklin: "One would wonder just why, the Jobber killer would come out during a promo for the God of Wrestling..."

[Billy steps on stage, with a big shit eating grin, and a mic. As the crowd dies down, he goes.

Billy B: "Ya know, J-Raven, I was sitting in the back trying to haggle with a hooker, and when she decided a signed photo of me and a ball of lint wasn't nearly enough, I had no choice but to put on the boob tube... and what do I see? The biggest boob since the year two thousand, sittting there talking this and talking that- and then I recieve a program- I aske dfor it, W2K backstage personell are couteous like that, and I saw that you're supposed to be fighting the main event-"

[CM grins, but we all know the main event has changed, due to "creative differences".

Billy B: "But then, i saw that once again, W2K Management decided to protect it's golden boy, even though you're slaving away scribbling half assed ideas on a napkin, and calling it a wrestling show up North."

Crowd: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...."

CM: "Bill, booby, baby- you might wanna stop pacing around while you talk, because you might stub yor toe again and be shevled for another long, extended period of time where the crowd doesn't give a crap."

Crowd: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."

[Billy shakes his head. ]

Billy B: "J-Raven, i remember you before you pulled out your check book. Before you had the operation to permentantly stich your lips to the back of Dangerously's ass. Before you punk'ed out and gave your crappy gimmick to your little brother."

[He stops, scratches his head-]

Billy B:"Oh, wait, you still got a crappy gimmick. It's just since your nose is brown with the pooh of Dangerously, no one will come out and say it. But you know what will? MY FOOT WILL TELL YOUR ASS!"

[Billy drops the mic and soars to the ring, and CM meets him blow for blow-]

Macklin: "Who'd of thought Travis O'Neal would be replaced by an e-Gold inductee?"

Askin: "I agree, the Board is DEFINATELY NOT reaching for this one."

[Billy fients, chest pains, and backs off, breathing heavy.]

Askin: "It's a well documented fact that Baloosh has selective asthma."

[ Once he gets the room, he launches his foot into the groin of CM- and it comes back, and Billy collapses. The crowd' ohh's and ahh's, as CM pulls out a cup. ]

Macklin: "A divine insurance policy?"

[ CM takes the cup (extra large, ladies, he likes the breathing room, and the crabs he has likes the space) and Waits for Billy to hop on one foot, he stomps the foot- the same one that gets stubbed once a week or something, and Billy stands straight up, getting the cup to the face- Billy falls back, and CM gives hima "Just Like That".... ONE! TWO! THREE! ]

Macklin: "Check off "revenge on the Jabbakill" on Christina's to do list!"

[ "Kryptonite blasts, as the 2006 GoW celebrates in the ring, and Baloosh calls for Askin to help him...]

Askin: "I'm not going in there, Christian just assaulted him for no reason!"

Macklin: "NO REASON?"