[Backstage, DC and John Carny.

DC: "I just don't see how you're such a good agent sometimes. Don't get me wrong, John, I love your work. But I thought I was working a tag match and all the sudden I'm put in singles. I mean, what the heck? I trained for the wrong thing. That's ten sick children I could have visited."

John: "Damien, I know, I uh, read the paper wrong."

DC: "There's something you can't read wrong."

[ DC turns Carny around to see the newest W2K signee, Serenity.

John: "Yabba dabba bowwow...."

DC: "Close your gaped jaw, John. You're gonna drool on me, and I just bought these shoes."

[Serenity makes her way over to them, and gives DC a roll of the eyes.

Serenity: "Hello, poserboy. Have you seen Johnny Legend?"

DC: "Aren't legends usually verbal folktales? Therefore I couldn't see a Johnny legend, but I could hear one."

Serenity: "No, not an actual Legend, just some guy with a severe inferiority complex."

John: "I have one of those. Talk to me. My number is-"

DC: "Shhh... Hello, I'm Damien Collins, and you are the light that just birghten my day."

John: "Oh, that was goooooood. Hi, I'm John Carny, and I want in your pants.'

[Serenity sighs. Then she cocks her hand back and slaps the taste outta John's mouth- he reels around. She walks off.

DC: "Oh, man, she's interested in you."

John: "You think so?"

DC: "Hell no. But me, most likely."

John: ".... damn."