[The monkey is walking around with women on either side of him pimping out the new XW title reign when Johnny Legend drops down from the ceiling and flattens the poor little monkey.

JL: TAKE THAT DOODY FLINGER!!

[A ref drops down and makes the count.

1...2...3!!

Ref: NEW XW CHAMPION... JOHNNY LEGEND..."

[Legend takes off running for his life.

JL: I’m running so fast I can hear my foot steps double…they’re getting louder too.

[JL lifts his head up to look forward just in time for a GORE!!!

[GORE!!!!

[GOOOORRRRREEEEE!!!!!!!!

[Kutter just broke that kid in half. Kutter makes the pin fall as Jizzmopper finally rounds the corner, sees them and counts.

1...2...3!!!

Ref: NEW XW CHAMPION... KUTTER FLASH!