**Ding Ding**

[The bell sounds as the Tag-team match is now officially underway. PJ Curtis and Bob Pocket are at a slight disadvantage here. One, they’re the challengers and two, they’re tired as hell from the gauntlet. Take PJ Curtis for example, he’s leaning on the top rope while he stands on the outside ring apron. He is extremely tired after the long gauntlet where Bob Pocket got the victory. Bob Pocket starts the match where Palsied stands on the opposite end. They circle the ring and lock it up.)

Askin: Guess what?

Macklin: What?

Askin: This match is no-holds barred! Hardcore! Hahaha!

Macklin: SINCE WHEN!?

Askin: Since I used white out on the format sheet backstage and re-wrote the stipulation in as Hardcore, sucker.

Macklin: HAMEED will mess you up, kid.

[Palsied hits a shoulder knockdown on Bob Pocket as Rot slides a chair inside for his partner. Palsied lifts the chair and shows it off to the crowd. They were told by the ref that this was no holds barred from the beginning. Bob comes to his feet but ducks the chair shot. Palsied runs to the ropes bug before he makes way for Bob�?PJ Curtis reaches over grabbing his long hair and pull shim down. As Palsied falls the chair crashes into his scull. "Ooaaa" pops out of the fans�?mouths!)

Macklin: Wow! That just had to hurt.

Askin: It was actually kinda funny! Hahaha

[Bob grabs the steel chair posing to swing it into Palsied’s head. He waits for Palsied to come to his feet�? Waits�?waits�?waits�? Eh well he turns around and swings it over to Rot on the outside. Rot falls on the mats outside the ring holding his head in pain as Bob turns back to Palsied. Waiting�?waiting�?this guy is taking to long to come to his feet. Bob jams the edge of the steel chair into the back of Palsied’s neck!)

Macklin: OMG!!!

["HOLY SHIT", the fans cheer! That looked painful as hell! Palsied looks knocked out! Bob pins�?

1...

2.�?

[PJ Curtis drags the referee out of the ring???)

Macklin: Why is PJ Curtis doing that!

[The fans start a "What the hell?" chant for the hell of it. Maybe it can be a new W2K chant! Anyways PJ Curtis climbs the ring apron and insist that Bob Pocket tags him in�?simply to teach him "how it’s done". Bob Pocket shrugs and tags in PJ Curtis. PJ Curtis enters the ring and opens up the steel chair and sets it in the middle of the ring. He points at Bob Pocket and then Irish whips Palsied to the ropes�?upon his return PJ Curtis hits Palsied with a drop toe hold! Palsied’s face crashes into the steel chair denting it to hell!!! "HOLY SHIT…HOLY SHIT�?HOLY SHIT!!!". PJ stands up looking at Palsied’s blood face.)

Macklin: Palsied’s face was smashed into that steel chair, that shot could have ended his career!

Askin: He wouldn’t be around much�?no different to now�?

[PJ Curtis would pin but he wants to give the fans their monies worth for the simple fact that they‘re supposed to be a walking talking joke. He drags Palsied over to his corner for he can tag in Rot. Rot finally shakes off the chair shot from Bob Pocket and tags him self in. Rot points at PJ Curtis and yells "you don’t fuck with Rot". PJ Curtis looks around the arena in shock. He shakes his head as Rot slowly approaches him�?Rot is feeling cocky�?BAM, PJ Curtis runs over and clothesline’s Rot’s head off! Rot shakes his head and tries to get to his feet. Meanwhile Bob Pocketay takes out a wooden table from under the ring!!! The fans cheer. Bob Pocket sets it up and points at him self saying he’s going to use it! Bob grabs the top rope to pull him self up…�?Uh oh!!! Rot tosses PJ Curtis over the top rope onto the table!!!! The wooden table doesn’t break though! Rot climbs the top turnbuckle to jump over on PJ Curtis�?but wait Bob Pocket grabs Rot’s foot from the outside ring apron to hold him from jumping. Rot and Bob go fist for fist. Rot kicks Bob’s chest causing him to topple back and land on PJ Curtis with the table breaking! The fans cheer as Rot jumps inside the ring and insist that the referee begins to count them out!)

Macklin: Rot’s gonna steal a victory!

Askin: That would be funny!!!!

[1.�?.�?.�?.�?.�?PJ Curtis shoves Bob Pocket off of him �?6... PJ Curtis begins to come to his feet �?... PJ Curtis grabs the bottom rope to pull him self up �?... PJ Curtis tries to slide in�?9... Bob helps him roll inside!!!)

Macklin: Safe!!! Safe!!!

Askin: What is this to you? Baseball?

[PJ Curtis comes to his feet and Rot kicks him in the balls!)

Askin: In that case�?that’s a HOME RUN!!!

[Rot rolls up PJ Curtis�?1.�?... Bob Pocket breaks the count!! Bob Pocket begins to pound on Rot in the corner�?comes to the second turnbuckle and punches into Rot’s face with the crowd counting�?ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! Ohh!! Palsied is back up and hits Bob Pocket from behind!! Palsied Irish whips Bob to the ropes. Rot comes over as they both catch him and hit him with a double power slam. Rot covers!!!!)

Askin: That’s not the legal man idiot!

[Rot wonders why the ref doesn’t count! PJ Curtis grabs Palsied and hit’s an Evenflow DDT all Raven-like on to the beaten up chair that‘s still in the ring! After the perfectly executed Evenflow DDT PJ Curtis kicks Palsied as he rolls out of the ring. Rot spears the back of PJ Curtis�?knees! Rot poses to the fans and rolls out of the ring. He looks under the ring apron and pulls out a KENDO STICK!!! He rolls inside the ring and swings it onto PJ Curtis’s head! PJ Curtis is busted wide open after 4 straight shots! PJ Curtis stays standing as Rot hits him an extra 5th time over the head!)

Macklin: He’s bleeding and sure as hell hurting but PJ Curtis is not down! He knows pain folks!

[Rot’s Kendo stick is broken in half already and full of PJ Curtis’s blood. PJ Curtis shakes his head then kicks Rot in the midsection. He hit’s a snap suplex and as he just lands on the mat Bob Pocket hits an elbow drop across the heart of Rot! PJ Curtis stands and places a foot over Rot’s blood face. With bloody face and all PJ Curtis raises his arms in the air with the ref pinning and Bob Pocket swinging hand in the air�?1.�?2.…THREE!!!!!!

*DING DING* the match ends there!!!)