[We fade to ringside, as "Walk" by Avenged Sevenfold is just trailing off, and JT Kash sends his belt away to the ref. Hamid is in the corner, in tights, and look spretty buff for a business man. Brooks, however, went the Bastion Boogar approach to the match, and DVD, the PWT Champion, has decided to distance himself a bit as the bell rings.

Macklin: "A weird tag match up set up here tonight-"

Askin: "Indeed...."

Macklin: "My word, man."

Askin: "Whatev."

[Before JT can even whup DVD, "Kryptonite" blasts. out on stage comes Jeremy MICHAELS, and Christian, his son.

Jerm: "This is a bit unfair. I mean, my son is the rightful #1 contender. I bribed you and everything, hamid. And yet he's left out of the main event, to face James McKnight? WHO THE HELL IS JAMES MCKNIGHT! And, if he's not the W2K Champion, THEN I DONT CARE WHO HE IS! So Hamid, my son and I are crashing this sick, twisted party you have going on here, and we're making this a triple threat tag team match.... I HAVE CONTACTS!"

[Hamid sighs, and waves them on, as people chant...

Crowd: "LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT! LET THEM FIGHT!"

Macklin: "Hamids going to allow it!"

Askin: "You can say what you want about Hamid, but he sure isn't a pussy. Like some owners.

[Everyone glares at Caiden Reeves, who cries and runs off. Jerm takes a corner as Christian rolls in to meet the other two, face to face three face. Ha! Get it? It's going down. The bell rings again.

Macklin: "And Jeremy Michaels taking off his nice suit jacket."

Askin: "Armani, has to be armani. A man like that doesn't go to the Men's Wharehouse."

[DVD starts talking himself up, pointing at himself, and CM and JT turn away. They cboth come back with a clotheseline and cut him down, and the crowd cheers, as they look down at him as he rolls back and to his feet near the ropes, and Brooks.

Macklin: "DVD getting somewhat of a pep talk right now."

[Brooks points, as Jerm stomps and jumps in his corner, screaming order that Christian has been ignoring all his life... JT looks at CM, and they make a plan to take out DVD- one three- one two three- then JT feints a step as CM goes at DVD- JT grabs him by the hair and flings him down onto the mat! CM holds his head and his precious locks, as DVD barrels over CM's body at JT with a wild swing of a clothesline, JT ducks it and sends a stiff kick- almost a supierkick- at DVD, but he catches it with both his arms, and pulls JT in and cus him down with a lariat!

Macklin: "Alot of people underestimate DVD, especially here in W2K."

Askin: "I think, like Angelucci said, people just thinks he sucks."

Macklin "Well he doesn't just suck. He's got skillz."

[DVD scoops up JT by the heels, and catapults him back- JT lands on the ropes and then moonsaults back at DVD, nailing him- he falls back and JT atop him, hooking the leg- ONE! TWO! NO! CM comes to the ropes and back with a sliding dropkick to JT's face,.... JT sways on his knees, as CM takes HIM by the hair, and whips him head first into DVD's crotch!!

Askin: "EW! The one place where NO man would ever wanna go-"

[The crowd OOOHS along, as DVD rolls away to safety so he can check hsis ability to have kids, but JT's taken up into a scoop by CM, and ran into the corner. HIS Corner. He's smart. JT is in the tree of woe, as Jerm holds his hegs, and CM goes over to Hamid, gives a small wave, the rungs back and baseball slides into the Champion's face!! JT reels, holding his nose and head, and CM grabs his head and slams it back down... then brings JT back up, like an invertered front face lock, and tags in the Jerm.

Crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Macklin: "Alot of people not liking the old boss."

Askin: "He doesn't pay us anymore. GO TO HELL JEREMY!"

[Jerm unsteadily climbs the ropes, almost falling, and almost jumps when DVD kicks the top and Jerm is straddled!! His eyes are wide, face red, as DVD grabs CM, making him drop JT, and hits a HUUUUGE Belly to back that folds CM in half. DVD grabs JT, and rips him from out under Jerm, and plops him like a turn on the canvas. DVD drives a knee into his face, and then covers- hooking! ONE! TWO! NO!!! CM grabs DVD's foot and makes the save by pulling him off!

Macklin: "If I'm not mistaken, the Jerm is a legal man in this match up right now!"

[CM rolls out to his corner, and regains his ability to not have a headache, as DVD grabs Jerm, and lifts him over his head, off the ropes, and slams him hard onto JT.... DVD covers them both, slapping the mat three times before the ref gets one- TWO! NO!!! JT soars an arm into the air! DVD grabs the arm, into an armbar, and brings JT to his feet, he uses it to whip JT into the corner, and runs full blast after him and sends a knee into his chest! JT spits, and DVD walks over to Brooks, and tags him in. Brooks comes in and does a sumo stance... STOMP STOMP... and then runs at JT- Hamid saors in and kicks his leg up as Brooks falls on his face the crowd cheers, as Hamid laughs his skinny off, and heads back outside. The ref tells him to go, and Hamid threaten to fire him and eat his kids. Rufus backs off, as Jerm goes to avalanche JT, but gets a face full of BOOT! Jerm soars back and plops on his back, as JT soars over and covers- ONE! TWO! NO!!! Brooks breaks it up with a double axe! JT's up and Brooks backs away into a corner- he thinks it's his, but it's HAMIDS!!! Hamid puts on a sleeper choke as JT sends kicks into his side, back and forth- and Brooks's arms wave and flail- DVD storms in, and spins JT around, but JT was in mid swing and it just clips DVD's jaw! DVD backs up and swirls back around charging- JT kicks and doubles him over, then lifts him up over his shoulders for a powerbomb- DVD reverses into a head scissors, and brings JT down at the side- Hamid reaches in and claps JT's hand, and comes in, stomping DVD in the face, and then spinning back to Brooks.

Macklin: "CHOP! CHOP! KICK!"

[Hamid lays in his attack, but DVD catches his arm, turns him around, and then hits a belly to belly! Hamid is laid out... and DVD bails. Brooks hops... hops, and hits the ropes and comes back.... EARTHQUAKE!!! He sits for the cover- ONE! TWO! NO! Jerm shoves him off, and starts screaming at the top of his lungs, pushing Brooks again... and again.... Brooks SHOVES back and Jerm lands on his ass... Brooks then lifts a big boot and Jerm falls back, out cold. Brooks goes for his EARTHQUAKE again- but after he hits the ropes, Hamid hits the other side and hits a cross body- but Brooks just brings him down in a back breaker!

Macklin: "Jonathan Brooks got game!"

[Brooks gets the tag to DVD, who shoots straight over and botts Cm off the apron. he turns and grabs Hamid for a fireman's carry, and dumps him on his back, and puts on an dreaded ARM BAR!!!!! For a non wrestler, hey, it can hurt, dammit- Hamid yells, reaching for JT who's just shaking his head. DVD grabs the ropes, just to be a dick, and the ref warns him- DVD brings Hamid up and wraps on an adominal stretch, as CM's back on the apron and calls out to Jerm, who's slowly crawling to him. CM reaches, knowing that at any second, Hamid could tap... Jerm reaches, but just dies. JT makes a motion like he's shooting himself in the head, and just comes in and shoves the ref back and nails DVD in the face with an elbow!! DVD shakes and lets Hamid go, and Hamid tags JT on the shouler.

Hamid: "LEGAL! I SAY ITS LEGAL!"

[Hamid bails, holding his arm and ribs, as JT trades blows with DVD... CM charges in and shoves Jerm to the outside, and then goes at them with a double clothesline, JT and DVD duck it and reverse it iwth a double short arm... BAM! CM is down- DVD hits a leg drop as JT does a standing moonsault splash- ONE! TWO! The ref stops because he doesn't know who's doing the pin- DVD and JT look at each other, and shove each other off, coming into a roll- at each other, DVD clamps on for a belly to belly- JT claps his hands into DVD's ears, and then JT charges a shoulder in for a Northern Lights... and rolls for a second- but DVD stops it and stunts him down in a DDT! JT bounce sup and crashes, as DVD is raised up by CM... CM crashes him into the turnbuckle, and goes for a "Just Like That"0 but DVD shoves him off... CM turns, and into a "Last Chance".... but before DVD can get the ass end part, CM slides behind, and brings DVD back in a Geerman! CM bridges- ONE! TWO! NO! DVD kicks... CM comes up but is nailed in a bulldog by JT Kash!

Macklin: "I'm so confused!"

Askin: "W2K'd have it no other way!"

[JT rolls to his feet, into a "Last Chance"... NAILED! DVD covers- ONE! TWO! NO! CM punts his head! DVD flies off of JT, and CM covers- ONE! TWO! NO! JT kicks, liftsed up to his feet, and headed to the "Just Like That"... CM turns, and Hamid nails him right in the balls with a low kick! CM doubles over, and JT twils in front of him and hits a "Stigma Killer"... CM is lain out, and JT makes the cover- ONE! TWO! NO! DVD pulls him by the leg- then leaps over to cover CM- ONE! TWO! NO! JT drags DVD off, and Hamid covers CM, calling for the ref- ONE! TWO! NO!!! the Jemr powerrs in with a kick, and then Brooks comes in with a body SLAM into Jerm! Jerm falls....

Macklin: "NO LAW! NO ORDER! It's all f***ed up right now!"

Askin: "Did you just say f***?"

[ Brooks body splashes and covers Jerm, the ref is confused, and counts... ONE! TWO! TH- NOOO! JT lifts brooks up and pushes him into the corner- turns into a scoop by DVD, who then drives him down in a cradle piledriver! JT is lain out, and Cm inadvertantly rolls over him- ONE! TWO! NO! DVD kicks CM off, and covers- ONE! TWO! NO! JT kicks... DVD rips him up and sends him into the corner- JT over sells it and ends up on the outside, about to tilter off... DVD comes at him and JT ducks the flying cross body- and DVD soars out.. JT looks back at him and laughs, as he turns and Cm nails him with a shoulder block, and spulxes him back in and rolls over- ONE! TWO! NO!!! Jt barely kicks, and reaches for the rope to get up- Hamid crashes into Cm before he can get to JT, and CM and Hamid hang off the top- and JT just dumps them like the royal rumble. JT sees Jerm, zeroes in on him and tosses him out, as Brook is in the corner... DVD crawls in, and JT stomps once. Stomps twice. stomps three times, four, five six as the crowd stomps with him.... over and over like thunder...

Macklin: "It's time for the swan song- Sweet Chin Music!"

[JT comes at DVD, who sees it and pulls Brooks out in front of him- Brooks gets smashed in the jaw and is out like a light, as DVD barrels over the ropes and heads up the ramp... JT sneers, but he covers Brooks- ONE! TWO! THREE! "WALK" blasts, as the crowd goes wild, cheering JT and booing DVD....

Macklin: "And DVD saves himself!! What an A**HOLE!"

Askin: "Just in time too because MSN Network is about to cut our ti-"

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