[ In the ring, the much bigger Trey Trauma sizes up Tim Torn, just before the bell rings.

Joey: "I like this Tim Torn, he shows alot of heart, and infact that heart he shows on Camera may have been what's gotten him into this match in the first place."

Jake: "A guy that runs his mouth shows heart? Then W2K has some luvable damn people, Joey."

Joey: "I just meant-"

Jake: "No one cares what you meant. What dribbled out of your mouth is what we all heard."

[The bell sounds, and the two come at each other, and into a lock up- Torn jumps, using Trey holding him up and sends two flat feet into Trey's chest, and launches off, hitting the ropes in a springboard and back, with a spinning heel to the face that clips Trey in the mouth- Trey retreats a few steps, and Tim turns him around and hits him with a knife edge, and then runs him into the corner- but Trey reverses it easily with his size and THROWS Torn into the corner with might- Torn bounces out, and stumbles forward, into a scoop, but he reverses it into a cradle and brings Trey down, but only a one count....

Jake: "This Torn kid, I've seen a few matches of his in the bathroom. They make great urinal cakes."

Joey: "Does that even make sense?'

Jake: "It doesn't have to, Joey. It doesn't have to. You laugh or you'll sign my cast with your teeth."

Joey: "Huhhuhuhhuhuh... crap."

[Trey powers up and as Tim goes for the ropes, Trey grabs him by the neck and shoulder and swings him around and brings a knee into his chest- Torn coughs, and skips a beat as Trey takes him into the corner and drives the back of his elbow into him once, twice, and a third time, goes for a fourth but Torn slides down, and Trey hits the turnbuckle... Torn comes out from behind and slinks around for a belly to back, but the bigger Trey grabs the top rope, blocking in, and mule kicks, Torn backs away, holding his family jewels.

Jake: "It's better someone like him not propogate a bloodline. Know what I mean, Joey?"

Joey: "He's not cattle!"

[Trey turns around, grabbing him by the hair and whipping him around in a flurry. Torn lands on his ass, and spins up to the turnbuckle, and Trey gives him a big ass boot to the face. Torn's head rolls like a punch out doll, and trey sends him across the ring- HARD- Torn lands upside down and Trey sends a knee into his gut. Torn flies off in a crumple, and Rolls to stand up. A boot. And another. But Torn comes up with an uppercut from no where, clipping Trey's jaw again. Torn does a leg sweep and as soon as Trey is down Torn is up and goes for a standing moonsault that connects- ONE! TWO! NO! Trey kicks.

Joey: "Tim Torn has made a point to Trauma- and you- not to take him too lightly."

Jake: "A few flips and twirls? Joey, he's a self professed joke."

Joey: "Sometimes, the joke is on you."

[Jake slaps Joey in the back of the head.

Jake: "Shut up, no one wants to hear your after school special."

[Torn is up and and picks up Trey in a scoop and climbs to the sitting position on the top rope, going for a Top Rope falling powerslam... but as he comes down, Trey uses his weight to flip it and Tim Torn is PILEDRIVEN. Out like a light, and sprawled. Trey flies over to cover- ONE! TWO! NO! Torn has a foot on the ropes....

Jake: "He's just prolonging the punishment. I don't like these R2K Jackasses- can I say Jackasses?"

Joey: "You just did."

Jake: "Damn right. Well i don't like this motherf***ers... I gues I can't say that huh Joe?"

Joey: "I DONT KNOW THE RIGHT ANSWER PLEASE GOD DONT HIT ME!"

[Trey drags him away from the edges of the ring and covers again- ONE! TWO! NO!!! Torn gets a small kick out, but it's enough to save the match. Torn wobbles to his feet and is caught in the throat by a lariat... he gets hung around and falls on his stomach, and is lifted up and preapared for a powerbomb... at the hilt he reveres into a Samurai Driver, and faceplants Trey like a whore into a pillow facedown! Trey tries to shake it off but Torn is falling back into the ropes and comes back with a wild punt to the face- Trey shoots up onto his knees, and Torn grabs him for an Asai DDT... Trey shoves him off him and hangs him over the top rope and dumps him out of the ring for a quick break.

Joey: "Great way to get a quick few minutes."

Jake: "Reese's Fastbreak does the same thing. Sixty cents."

[Trey goes after him now and Torn grabs his leg, and pulls him out and sligs him into a T bone that brings Trey down hard on the canvas... Trey rolls and grabs the rail, but Torn jumps over him and backwards off the rail and into a sitdown crush thing onto his back and rubs, Trey releases and falls flat- and Torn grabs him, rolling him back in the ring... He backs up to launch onto the apron... and as he jumps up someone flies from the crowd and cracks him on the back of the head with a kendo mid jump off the springboard from the top- he crummples in mid air and Trey catches him, and nails a back breaker, dropping Trn onto the canvas- ONE! TWO! THREE!!!

Joey: "WHAT THE?! Is that La'Min?!"

Jake: "I usually know most of the girls backstage. You know. "Know them". But I couldn't tell you."

Joey: "My god, La'Min has just used her bodyguard.... card... for a lack of a better word and nailed Torn, ending this match."

Jake: "Then someone should thank her. And it's good to see the rest of the roster get victimized by thes assholes- can I say assholes, Joey?"

Joey: "I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY? OKAY? OKAY! SAY WHATEVER THE F*** YOU WANT!"

Jake: "Calm down... it was just a question. Switch to decaf and when the emo stuff is over come back to the table.

[Trey's up on his knees, shoving Torn out of the "R2K" ring, and grins at La'Min, with wide, open arms. She comes through, with the broken kendo, and they embrace.

Joey: "I think she's much more than a bodyguard, I think she is s part of Revolution 2000!"

Jake: "Just how many skeletons does W2K have in the closet? Maybe I should have signed with BUD or PWT afterall."