[We fade in with Harold Binkle in the middle of the ring.

Bink: "Ladies and gentlemen, this next bout is scheduled for one fall and will be under ULTIMATE X RULES!"

Joey: "This is it! The Championess Title match!"

Jake: "Just take it down and hand it to Izzy."

Joey: "Whoa... deja vu."

Bink: "The rules will be simplified how I explain them to you. The W2K Championess Title will be on the line.... hung in the center of the X made famous and popular by TNA, supported by four columns at each of the four corners. The competitors can use any means to get the Title off the X and drop down with both feet onto the canvas, except a ladder. A winner is determined when the belt is in the *sole* possession of *one* competitor."

[A small pause, as Binkster lets it settle in.

Bink: "And, fans I am to inform you that the Championess Alia Starr has been stripped of the title for this match and will not be competing."

Joey: "WHOA! The odds just got better for the other five!"

Jake: "Yeah, not everyone is cut out for the limelight I suppose."

["Hot in here" by Nelly plays, as Summer Stratus stands in the guerilla position. She walks out onto the stage,nd with both hands on her hips, stands for a moment.

Bink: "Introducing the first of four challengers... making her way to the ring from Toronto, Ontario, Canada... this is the former two time W2K Championess.... SUMMMMEEER! STRATUUUUSS!"

Joey: "And I believe one of those reigns happened in the ICWA-"

Jake: "The wha?"

[Summer walks down to the ring, she slide sunder the bottom rope, and stands, pointing to the crowd as some flash for pictures, but her music cuts and is replaced. "Head for the Barricade" by Limp Bizkit starts to blare on the P.A. system. The crowd turns their attention to the ramp, as Isabell Winters steps out from behind the black curtains. She is met to a loud mixed reaction.Some fans boo and show their disapproval while others give a nice little pop.

Bink: "And now, the second challenger... from Boston, Massacheusetts... ISSSABELLLLLL WINNNTERS!!!!"

Jake: "It's all her in this match. All her."

[Isabell raises her arms in a taunting fashion at the top of the ramp, and gives a cocky grin. After this she begins to elegantly walk down the aisle to the ring, with a look of confidence on her face. As she gets farther down the ramp, a few fans reach out their hands to get slapped, in which she goes out of her way to ignore them. She walks up the steal steps, before stepping through the bottom rope into the ring. She goes to the center of the ring and poses for a bit. Finally she goes to a corner, and stretches delicately, as her music fades to silence. Now, "Sweet Amber" comes across the PA.

Bink: "Our third challenger, from Ripley, Tennessee.... AMMMBBEERRRR MIIIIIIICHEALS!"

[Amber steps out onto the ramp, with the Crown of Thorns, she runs her hands up it as the barbs press against her cheek, and slowly she comes towards the ring... coming up the steps much like NED would, turning her back to her opponents, but scanning the crowd, until spinning around fast, and staying outside the ropes... It gets dark in the arena as purple and pink lights start to circle the arena, then all of a sudden the curtains open and "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls play over the Public Announce system.

Bink: "And the fourth challenger... from Miami Florida... this is... TYYYYNNNAAAAAAA HILLTONNNNN!"

[Tyna walks out onto the stage and raises her hands in the air. Everyone begans to boo her as a small smirk crosses her face. She walks down the ramp in her black half top that reads, "EVIL" across the chest in white glimmer writting. Her white flare pants sway as she walks down the ramp. She gets half way there and then runs and slides in under the ropes. She gets up and raises her hands in the air smiling, feeding off the angry crowd, who boos at her. She gives a cute little chuckle as her music fades and she looks down at the entrance and begans to warm up her body.

Joey: "In mere moments we'll have a definate new Championess! GUARANTEED!"

Jake: "Yeah I don't get the whole stripping of the title thing, but it must suck for her, and I hope she's watching because these four are obviously gonna put her to shame."

[As the first chords are heard of "Come On" by Waterproof blonde, strobe lights go off(purple and dark red) and out steps a shadowy figure. When the chorus starts, the lights hit up and out steps Serenity; she has a sly smile on her face as she walks down the ramps.

Bink: "Our fifth and final challenger tonight is from Memphis Tennessee... this is.. SEREEEEENNNITTTY!"

[The fans hurling insults at her as she ignores them. She climbs up the ring steps, sliding in seductively and stands in the middle, she smiles and holding out her arm, she bows down. The fans boo as she stand up, stretches her arms above her head and waits for her the bell to sound.

Joey: "What a huge oppurtunity for all five of these girls..."

Jake: "Yeah, but only one can survive the match to become Championess...."

[All five scan each other, and Amber is still on the outside of the ring, as they take turns looking up at the Championess title. The bell rings, and the crowd grows anxious just as Bink bails out of the ring.

Joey: "By any means necessary, is the best way to explain this match. Those two ropes forming the X that holds the title is the girls' best shot, but you just have no idea what they can pull out of a hat."

[Summer and Izzy go straight for one another, trading blows, as Serenity backs away and to a more safe zone in the ring, but, she can't hide as Tyna goes for her, whipping her over to Amber who ducks in for a shoulder block, hitting it, and then slings Serenity for a suplex- but Serenity reverses it and brings Amber in a high vertical into the ring... Amber falls flat on her back, but Tyan grabs Serenity and pushes her into a corner- Izzy soars across and leapfrogs over Tyna at her shoulders and hits a huge ass splash on Serenity- bouncing herself off and back with an elbow to Tyna's face! Tyna rocks back, but Izzy is chop blocked by Amber and brought down to one knee and one foot- and Summer lets a roundhouse kick that smashes Izzzy in the face, reeling her off to the side... Summer picks her up and into a DDT, but Tyna hits a clothesline, Knocking Summer into the ropes, and Amber takes her by the legs in a tilt a whirl style move and flips Summer over the top and onto the floor. She turns around, and is attacked by Serenity, who spins her back and goes for a German Suplex- on the take up, Amber wraps her legs around the top rope-

Joey: "Nice block by Amber-"

Jake: "From what I hear backstage, she practices wrapping her legs around things alot. Must just be natural."

[Serenity goes to jerk her back again but dips forward, and Amber lets go of the top, and shoves off with her feet and Nails a bulldog! Serenity goes face first, and Amber skids up to her feet- she locks hands with Tyna and nails Izzy, double lariat that sends her down... but turning around, Amber's caught in a drop toe, and goes flat, too, Izzy grasbs the leg and pulls it up for a half crab, but Tyna kicks her hard in the gut, and slings her and suplexes her back- bouncing her off the top and sending her crashing into Summer.... Serenirty climbs to the top and sets sail and barrels into the both of them to a huge cheer.... then Amber goes over the top and careens.... they all fall down again like bowling pins...

Joey: "ANARCHY!!!!!!:

[Tyna takes to a run fron across the ring, but as the four on the outside brace, she ducks under the bottom rope and sends her feet like two missles into Izzy, knocking her back into the others, and they all crash into the rail... Tyan then hops to the top and grabs the wire of the X and goes for the belt...

Jake: "She's going for it! Izzzy get back in the ri-"

[Tyna's halfway there, as the girls pile back in- and reach for her- Summer and Serenity each grab a leg and pull her down, and Tyna brings down two elbows for their trouble! They crash into their targets, and they both stagger away, and Tyna pushes back up to her feet, but Izzy grabs her for a neckbreaker that hits, and while both down, Amber comes from the ropes and hits a leg drop on Izzy... and swirls up to her feet, and goes for Serenity- who nails her down with a spear!

Joey: "Outta no where!"

[Amber's down, holding her stomach, as Serenity looks down at her and smiles, and turns, into Summer, and a shoulder block. Summer holds on to it and makes it a Northen Lights, sending her back and down.... Izzy's up and baseball slides into Summer's legs, but Summer jumps it and brings a leg drop onto Izzy's head! Izzy is stunted down, and Summer comes up and is slinged into an atomic drop by Amber, staggering her forward into the corner-- Amber takes her by the hair, smashing her into the corner, once, twice, three times, then spins her around, and goes for a monkey flip- jumps, feet into the gut and she flips over- and Summer lands back first onto Izzy.... She sits up and is nailed in the face by a boot from Serenity- and Summer sprawls.... Serenity gets mauled by Amber- who throws up a kick, hits it, and then brings her down in a pedigree like move...

Joey: "This is mass confusion!"

[Serenity is sprawled, and rolls out of the ring. Izzy is up and ties up with Amber, but Tyan comes behind Izzy, ripping her from Amber and hits a belly to back release suplex, folding Izzy in half, and Tyna gets to her feet, and her momentum takes her to Amber who catches her in a sambo suplex! Amber stunts her down...

Joey: "Gee how nice! They were kinda working togethe rup until this point-"

Jake: "Well word is the girls think of the Championess title like we do the W2K."

Joey: "Nah, really?"

Jake: "My sources say it's true, Joe. Never question the sources."

[ Summer kicks Amber in the gut, and then jumps on her back and goes for the belt- she grabs the wires a few feet from the belt, and starts clamouring over to the title... but Amber comes up and grabs her from the front, puttiner he legs over her shoulders to her back, and then holds on to her hips and stunts her down HARD in a stiff powerbomb!!!

Joey: "That'll make you question your motivation pretty damn quick!"

[ Amber puts the boots to her and pushes her out of the ring, leaving her, Tyna, and Izzy inside. She turns and Izzy nails her in the face and sends her into the ropes- Izzy leapfrogs her as Amber puts on the brakes and goes to swing, and then picks her up from behind, back to back, like a Razor's Edge type of position... and runs forward and soars Amber over her own head and down!!!

Joey: "MY GOD OUT OF NO WHERE!"

[Amber is crashed into the corner of the ring, just before the turnbuckles, and Tyna spins Izzy around with a hop- WOOOO! And another WOOO!... then scoops up Izzy and hits a ribbreaker, and shoves her off her knee. Serenity comes from the apron into a spring board and nails Tyna in a hurricanranna... and then heads up the corner and jumps to grab the wire, she does, and Tyna flips to her feet and heads after her...

Jake: "This reminds me of that game in American Gladiators!"

[Serenity spins around and her and Tyna go into a kicking contest for supremacy... Summer heads up the opposite side and heads for the belt... Izzy goes in another corner- and slowly makes her way... Amber rolls out of the ring, and grabs a chair.

Joey: "looks like things are gonna get dirty!"

[She rolls back into the ring, as Summer and Izzy meet each other American Gladiator style, kicking and bashing- Amber takes the chair and smashes the back of Summer, and she drops like a rock to the canvas- Izzy bolts for the belt, reaching, but Amber takes the edge of the chair to the gut, and Izzy lets go, holding her stomach.... she goes after Serenity, and nails her in the back, but Tyna swings both feet into the chair and bounces it back in Amber's face- Amber staggers off, and Tyna hops down and drags Amber back over to the chair, and sets her up and hits the "Exorcism"!!! The crowd ohh's and ah''s, and chants DUB TWO KAY....

Joey: "Pedigree onto the chair!"

Jake: "Don't play with fire if you don't wanna get burnt, and don't break out the chair if you don't wanna be forced to eat steel."

[ As Tyna pushes up, Summer makes a run for it, and uses Tyna as a stepping stone to success, and jumps just a mere few inches from the belt- she reaches over, but Izzy goes to grab her- from the front in a waistlock, and Summer lets go and falls atop her for a elevated Lou Thesz.... she punches and punches, but now, Tyna has the chair, and BLASTS Summer in the back of the head, and she falls sprawled over Izzy... then she nails Serenity in the gut, and then across the back, and Serenity goes down to her knees... and BLAST to the top of the head- Izzy pushes off Summer, and when she gets up, Tyna tosses her the chair-

Joey: "WHAT?"

[Then she drop kicks her and richoets the chair over herself-

Joey: "Oh I see."

[ Tyna has the chair, as she lays on her back, going to push up but Amber is half up and flips forward, with a standing swanton and smashes it into her face with her own back! Tyna convulses, and Amber pops up, in pain from the chair to her back, and head earlier, and grabs the corner for a moment to reflect. Tyna rolls to the edge of the ring, and the chair is left in the middle. Serenity pulls herself up to her feet, and reaches over grabbing the chair and unfolds it... she then ducks back to the corner and runs full blast, stepping over the chair and going for a high knee to Amber- but Amber bails out of the corner, and Serenity binds herself upside down!

Jake: "Tree of Woe..!"

[Amber reaches down and pulls Serenity up by the head, and jumps up hitting a crashing neckbreake,r leaving Serenity lifeless hanging upside down... Izzy runs at Amber, but Smmmer ducks in for a drop toe, and nails it- Izzy hits the chair face first, and bounces off and into a roll outside the ring. Summer comes up, but Tyna comes form behind, grabbs her hair and nails a bulldog into the chair, and now Summer bounces up- Amber comes at her, but Tyna slinks her with an arm drag, and Amber lands sitting on the chair... Tyan flips over Amber and comes down with a Diamond cutter variation that blasts Amber into oblivion... Amber rolls to the outside, and her hand goes for her prize.

Joey: "I think this match is gonna get alittle more bloody..."

[Amber climbs to her feet in a wobble, but in her hand is the Crown of Thorns Kendo... Tyna climbs the corner and hangs up the X to head for the belt... Amber goes after her but Serenty comes at her with a vengeful spear- she hits it and Amber is down, and as Serenity haunches up to her knees, Amber grabs the COT again and sticks it to her head!! Serenity bails to the side, holding her head, but the COT's barbs get stuck in her hair!!

Jake: "Forget the time the can of hairspray ran out. THIS is a bad hairday..."

[Serenity flings herself, grabbing the barbed kendo and pulling it from her skull... and Tyna grows ever closer to the belt, reaches, but she's just alittle aways from it... Summer slinks up, gains her footing, and claps the chair shut and smashes Tyna's head... her legs hang on but her upper body drops, and Summer grabs her by the waist and rips her down in a TOMBSTONE!

Joey: "OH MY GOD!"

[Tyna is down and out, and now, Summer stands again and heads for the corner, climbing up and now traversing the wires... she scales them and heads there, but Amber reaches up and pulls her down to her shoulder, back down, and then flapjacks her into the mat!!

Jake: "Okay, okay, now that one will make your plastic surgeon touch up your nose some!"

[Summer lands face first, and now, Serenity comes at Amber withteh COT- Amber catches it with both hands, and then shoves it back into Serenity's forehead- Serenity backs off, and then gets a quick THWACK to the back- Serenity grabs the top rope and goes down to one knee... Amber sizes her up and goes for another- but Serenity comes back with a stand up superkick- Amber adapts on the fly, tossing the COT out and catching Serenity's boot- but Serenity goes for an enzigurie- SMACK! To the face, and Amber side steps a few feet... stumbling over Tyna... Serenity comes at her- but Amber Tilt A Whirls, and Serenity gets her in a head scissors- Amber stunts her down in a slight powerbomb, but raises her for a bigger one- at the top-

Joey: "OH MY GOD ITS OVER SHES GOT IT!"

Jake: "WHOA!"

[Serenity reaches up at the hilt of Amber's attack, and touches the belt- but as her fingers go to lace, Amber tosses her down- and the belt only starts to swing side to side as the crowd gasps.... Amber keeps the legs, and goes for a slingshot- and as Serenity goes up- she comes back and splashes into Tyna, who's wobbly- Tyna catches her, gets her footing, and then dumps Serenity over to the side and out of the ring... Amber and Tyna are on opposite corners... and both realize they're the two standing...

Joey: "The race is on!"

[Both climb up their corners and head over the X wires and traverse furiously towards the belt...

Joey: "Who's gonna make it?"

Jake: "GET IN THERE IZZY!"

[Both reach out but there's still inches away from the belt fingertip to leather... and then climb more and more... both reachmmand both grab a half of the belt...

Jake: "TIE. it's a tie-"

Joey: "There's cant be a tie, it goes on until only one of them holds the belt!"

[They pull back and forth as the crowd goes ooh and ahh... to Amber- to Tyna- back to Amber- and their legs give way and they both hold on by one hand, and start kicking Gladiator style again... but then Amber wraps her legs around Tyna's wast and jerks down... and again... and again... Tyna falls, but takes the belt and Amber with her- and it ends up with both landing on their asses, and someone's head hits the belt and shes bounces back, sprawling her arms backwards and off the belt! The bell rings!

Joey: "WINNER! WE GOT A WINNER!"

Bink: "Ladies and gentlemen... your winner and NEEEEEEEEEEEEW W2K Championess.... TYYYYNNNNAAAAA HIIILLLLTOOOON!"

["Buttons" by PCD blasts, as Tyna climbs from the mass of bodies in the ring, rolling out with the belt awaiting her... she holds it up high, taking in the moment, for now... she is the hunted...

Joey: "It came down to her and Amber Michaels... and it came down to just a few seconds difference...

Jake: "Enjoy it while you can, Tyna... because it'll haunt you real soon..."