[ Four teams are already in the ring for the Tag Team Championship match.
Teh Slax0rz have taken their corner, but the other three teams are mouthing
off. Kutter tells his partner to hang back, and as soon as Michael Angelucci
is out of the ring, Kutter smashes into Dylan and Tanner and GOOOOOORES them
right into each other. They both fly out of the ring, which leaves Palsied
and Rot to hammer forearms into Kutter. Kutter flips out and throws them
back one at a time, but they both keep coming. They overwhelm Kutter and
send him to the ropes, then pancake him when he comes back. Rot exits to his
corner, but Palsied ends up being Spinebustered the second Kutter gets up.
Kutter whips to Teh Slax0rz corner and goes to tag one of them in, but they
both drop off the apron. ]

Jake: They really are slackers...

Joey: That's "slaxorz", and I have to commend Kutter for having the sense to
tag in another team. Instead of wasting his partner's energy, his opponents
will wear each other out and he and Angelucci will be fresh.

[ Kutter loses focus and gets blindsided with a DDT from Palsied. Kutter
flies back up, furious, but is met with an eye-gouge and an X-factor.
Palsied tags out to Rot, and both of them Double Suplex Kutter, which merits
a two count. ]

Joey: I didn't really expect Kutter to be the guy getting beat on here.

[ Rot bounces off the ropes and goes for a Rolling Thunder Leg Drop, but
Kutter moves out of the way and rests in the corner. Rot is up too fast and
charges the corner, but Kutter moves again and Rot slams into Dylan and
Tanner, knocking them off the apron. He turns around and Kutter clotheslines
the snot out of Rot. Blind tag by PJ Curtis! Kutter is begrudgingly ushered
out of the ring. Curtis drags Rot to the corner where... uhh... Bob Pocket
tags in? ]

Jake: It's what we were hoping to see, Joey! Teh Slax0rz fighting each
other... for no reason.

Joey: Well, it's an interesting tactic to say the least.

[ Teh Slax0rz stare down... and Curtis flicks Bob Pocket right in the
forehead. Pocket falls like a redwood, and Curtis hooks the leg. Confused on
exactly what to do, the ref begins counting. At two, Angelucci and Kutter
break it up. Kutter tries to throw Curtis to the outside, but Curtis swings
back in 619 style and punts him in the gut. Bob Pocket hops on his back and
Kutter walks around trying to shrug him off. Angelucci goes to stop the
chaos, but PJ Curtis springboards into the ring and stomps right on the top
of his head. Angelucci stumbles back to the corner, and Curtis kneels behind
Kutter. Still trying to get Pocket off of him, Kutter stumbles backward over
Curtis and slams to the mat, squishing Bob underneath him. PJ tries going up
to the top rope, but Palsied tags in during the process. Curtis doesn't
notice and leaps. Kutter catches him, but they both tumble over the rope to
the outside. ]

Joey: The action is really heating up. Those Slax0rz aren't as lazy as they
sound.

[ Palsied climbs the top rope and flies off with a Front Flip Leg Drop on
Bob Pocket, still down from Kutter. He makes the pin, but Angelucci comes
out of nowhere and rips him off. Angelucci brings Palsied in and nails him
with God's Fire, a modified Pedigree. He goes for a pin, despite not being
the legal man, but Rot catches him with a Head-Scissors into a Piledriver!!!
Rot tries to help out his partner, but he barely notices Kutter fly across
the ring and- GOOOOOOOOORE!!! ]

Joey: Holy crap! This is insane!

Jake: Who hasn't done a finisher yet?

[ That answer is easy, as PJ Curtis slides back into the ring. Palsied is
still out from Angelucci's move, but Bob Pocket is starting to recover.
Curtis gives Pocket a boost and holds him all the way up. Pocket makes like
he's doing a diving headbut as Curtis drops him belly first onto Palsied
from up above. Bob hooks the leg. Kutter runs in to stop him in the best way
he knows, but like a pro, PJ Curtis leaps in the way and takes the bullet as
Bob Pocket gets the three!!! ]

"Here are your winners and NEW W2K TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS... TEH SLAX0RZ!!!"

Joey: They actually did it! With their totally senseless strategies, they
did it!

Jake: And PJ Curtis might enjoy it... when he wakes up.

[ Pocket grabs PJ and yanks him out of the ring. "Black Betty" hits the
speakers as the referee hands the two their belts. Teh Slax0rz backtrack up
the ramp, holding up their belts- but that ends up being too much effort, so
they just turn around and leave. Kutter looks pissed, but eh, when doesn't
he? ]