“Pride�?by Damageplan hits over the speakers and the entire W2K Audience inside the arena rise to their feet with a thunderous amount of boos as Revolution 2000 steps out onto the stage. Trey Trauma, Thug, Falcone, and Skylar. Skylar for some reason is wearing a straw cowboy hat with some huge pair of black sunglasses and holding a big white sign that reads “Skylar + Tyna = porn�?

Joey: What the Hell is wrong with that weirdo!?

Jacob: I have no idea…no freaking idea.

The four of them make their way down the aisle towards the ring area as everyone continues to scream obscenities and throw trash at them.

Jacob: Look at them, they’re trained to fight, kill, eat, live, and work together. They are a solid stable, this is going to be one hell of a battle.

Joey: Indeed it is Jacob, indeed it is.

Suddenly, darkness. The power is off. The crowd is on their feet. They know who's coming. A soothing lullaby begins to play on the PA system, as the lights slowly fade into a neon green. The song ends at twenty-six seconds, and the lights return to darkness. The fans are going crazy. "Zero Signal" by Fear Factory blasts through the arena, starting right at the forty-sox second mark, and the lights start to flicker neon green. On the titian tron, an entrance video plays, showing highlights of the Evolution of Perfection. Tim Torn walks out onto the stage, receiving a nice pop from the fans. He lowers his head, and gets in his Perfection stance. Then, as the music kicks into the hard drums, Tim Ultra Mega taunts the fans.

Jacob: Well here we have one of the newer talents in Wrestling Two Thousand.

Joey: Tim Ton is a fast rising star, who in my eyes hasn’t been given the right opportunity yet for him to shine his talents.

The baseline for "Spit" hits and as the song crashes in, Latino Diablo explodes through the curtain and runs like hell for the ring. He streaks around the ring, one hand out smacking the outreached hands of some of the W2K fans and then he comes face to face with the group of R2K. Tim Torn runs around ringside as Latino Diablo is shouting random things in their four collective faces. Torn steps up beside Latino as R2K forms into a solid line, things look ready to explode at any given moment.

Jacob: LISTEN TO THESE PEOPLE!

The crowd ERUPTS when “Freak�?by Silverchair hits for the first time in a very long time.

Joey: AND HERE COME THE SINGLE MOST DOMINANT TAG TEAM TO EVER HIT THE MSN NETWORK!

Jacob: HERE THEY GO!!

Cross and Ryan Cain both come flying out from backstage as R2K jumps on Torn and Latino with the early double team. Cross and Ryan haul ass around the ring as Ryan pulls Falcone away from Torn and Cross rips Skylar off of Diablo as the eight men now pair off with each other and slowly begin to spread out all over the place.

Joey: The match hasn’t even started yet!

Jacob: They got to get one representative from each team in that double ring double caged war zone!

Cross and Skylar are fighting off through the crowd Ryan whips Falcone into the ring steps. Tim Torn is fighting Thug off through the crowd on the other side of the ring as Latino is getting batted around like a ball of yarn by Trey Trauma.

Joey: How are we ever going to get a winner if we can’t even get this thing started!?

Jacob: I think Diablo and Trey are about to be the first pair in the ring.

Trey slides Diablo in through the open door and then slides in afterwards as the cage door slams shut and the bell finally rings. Ryan and Tim Torn are standing back on their side of the ring now as Cross hops over the barricade yelling at the ref about the coin toss and who goes inside first.

Joey: Looks like Cross had other plans in mind for the first entrant to team W2K.

Jacob: Alright, now this isn’t a normal war games match. This is an elimination war games. Meaning that once all eight members are in the ring the war games begins, and the last team standing is the victor.

Trey whips Latino across the ring and Latino, rather than bouncing off the ropes dives across both sets of top ropes into the next ring and rolls forward onto his feet and simply gives Trey the finger. Trey starts to get irate and march towards the ropes Latino runs and dives over both ropes, but is caught and tossed over with a Gorilla press type throw into the center of the ring where Diablo lands arching his back out in pain. Trey starts to walk towards Latino as the crowd begins the countdown from 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...

Joey: Which team!?

A coin is tossed up outside the ring between Cross and Skylar. Cross apparently wins it as he starts laughing and mocking Skylar before the cage door is opened and Cross quickly climbs into the ring where he’s met by a Trey Trauma right hand. Anoth- Cross blocks and starts firing back getting the crowd riled up as he backs Trey up into the far corner. Cross lands a few knee lifts and a couple shoulder blocks before grabbing Trey by the back of the head and running with him across the ring throwing him face first into the cage wall. Trey bounces off as Cross uses the momentum to ram him into the other side of the cage, and again on the opposite, he continues this as the crowd gets louder and louder each time Trey bounces off the cage wall. Finally Cross let’s Trey fall flat on his face in the center of the ring as he turns towards the camera spreading both arms out to the sides and yelling “W2K�? The crowd follow in with a thunderous “W2K�?chant.

Joey: Cross just about caved in the entire cage with Trey Trauma’s face!

Jacob: That’s why he’s a former almost everything here in Wrestling Two Thousand!

Cross pulls Trey back up and steps behind him lifting him up with an atomic drop style hold, but rather than dropping him Cross sets Trey down between the ring ropes in the middle of the cage as Diablo walks over to them he and Cross each grab an arm in a half nelson and bend Trey backwards over the top rope, with his legs catching on the other ropes keeping him stuck. Cross and Latino both switch up locking the same arms of Trey’s up with their opposite arms on the inside. Both hooking his arms back and clubbing his chest with their free forearms. Simultaneously Trey just gets pounded as the ten second clock begins to count down and the W2K faithful all speak up with loud booing knowing that R2K goes next. The ten slowly reaches zero and the door is flung open as Skylar comes into the ring with that cardboard sign. Cross meets Skylar in the middle as the two start trading punches left and right going at it like wild animals. Skylar blocks a shot and kicks Cross in the gut then plants him with an X Factor on top of the sign as we hear a metal clank come from it. Cross rolls off the sign holding his face as Skylar rips the paper from around a stop sign!

Jacob: He’s cheating!

Skylar picks up the stop sign as Cross sits up on his knees and Skylar folds it around Cross�?head as Cross falls over to his side. Skylar reaches down and pulls away the stop sign as we can see blood already running down both sides of Cross�?face from the top of his head as Skylar throws the stop sign down and picks Cross up to his feet dropping him with a DDT on top of the sign. Cross hits spiked upside down and falls over letting blood freely flow onto the mat. Skylar steps over Cross as he runs across the ring and jumping off the middle rope with a lionsault as Cross reaches over grabbing the stop sign and throws I up into Skylar’s face before rolling out of the way.

Joey: Man Cross is bleeding everywhere!

Cross slowly staggers up to his feet as we hear the countdown from the crowd. 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 a buzzer sounds and Tim Torn runs, sliding into the ring and running clear across the ring with a front flip dive over both ropes crashing into Trey Trauma. Latino Diablo is laid out on the mat in the far ring as Cross kicks Skylar in the gut, folding him in half, then taking him by the back and running with him throwing Skylar like a dart head first completely THROUGH the cage wall between the ropes.

“HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!�?/FONT>

Jacob: WHOA!

Joey: OH MY GOD!

Cross pulls Skylar out of the hole in the wall and clubs him across the back so hard both men fall forward. Latino is back up to his feet now as he and Tim have Trey up and they double Irish whip Trey to the ropes. Trey ducks under a double clothesline attempt and stops behind both men. Latino turns around and gets tossed through the ropes like a rag doll, then Torn turns around and gets kicked in the gut. Trey steps over Tim’s neck and lifts him up for a piledriver. Trey locks his legs around Tim’s neck and rolls over with both men standing back to their feet, Trey double underhooks Tim’s arms now and lifts him up and drops him hard with a double underhook piledriver. Latino jumps up to the top rope, springboards over to the next top rope then another springboard and tries to drop Trey with a missile dropkick, but Trey side steps it and lets Diablo fall flat on his face.

Jacob: Jumping ass beaner.

Joey: JAKE!

Jacob: Yezzir?

Joey: You can’t say beaner on TV!

Jacob: Meh.

Joey: Than-

Jacob: BEEEEAAAANNNNEEERRRRR!!!!

Joey: *sigh*

Thug can be seen tearing at the hole in the wall made from Skylar’s head as Trey crosses over into ring one and clubs Cross from behind with a double axe handle. Cross stumbles forward as Skylar kicks him in the gut and the two club down onto Cross�?back until he falls to his knees and eventually face down on the mat. Thug now has a huge hole torn into the cage wall as he starts tossing in a couple chairs, a fire extinguisher, and a huge strand of barbed wire. The crowd starts o0o0o0oing as Thug picks up a can of gas and sticks it into the ring as well. Skylar walks over and climbs up to the top of the cage above Thug as Thug drags a table out from under the ring and hands it in over the top of the cage wall to Skylar. Skylar pulls the table in and drops it in the ring, before Thug hands up yet another table that Skylar takes as well and drops it down on the mat. The fans begin to boo now as the ten second countdown begins again. Diablo and Torn are back in the first ring fighting Trey and Skylar as we reach zero and Falcone rushes into the ring. Skylar walks over towards Cross as Falcone starts laying into Diablo. Skylar grabs the strand of barbed wire and unravels some of it then wraps it around Cross�?forehead several times , then pulling back on the end tightening it up. Blood just oozes from Cross�?head.

Jacob: DISGUSTING!

Joey: COME ON CROSS!

Skylar starts climbing the ropes with the barbed wire and ties it around the top of the cage wall. Cross is swinging at Skylar, but now he’s just out of reach as Cross is wrapped in barbed wire around his face and tied to the cage wall. Skylar stands in front of Cross mocking him until Tim torn dropkicks Skylar in the back pushing him into the grip of Cross…who relentlessly head butts Skylar with the barbed wire digging into both of their faces.

Jacob: EHAHGOD THAT’S GROSS QUIT IT CROSS!

Skylar finally falls face down on the mat as we see blood draining from his head like a faucet and onto the mat. Cross unwraps the barbed wire from his bloody face and rips it away from the cage wall. Cross starts wrapping the wire around his own arm, and especially around his shoulder just waiting on Skylar to get back up as the ten second countdown is on. The crowd is getting anxious awaiting Ryan Cain. 10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1 The buzzer sounds and the door opens. Ryan runs towards the opening only to have the door shut, Ryan steps back and lays a right hand into the mush of Thug. Ryan starts throwing right hands at Thug backing him all the way down the outside of the ring.

Joey: Ryan can’t even make it inside the ring thanks to Thug!

Jacob: It’s alright cause Ryan’s still causing damage on the outside.

Skylar gets up in the ring and turns around only to get plowed down by a Cross clothesline with the barbed wire wrapped around his arm. Latino is locked up in a camel clutch by Trey Trauma as Tim Torn blasts Falcone with the steel chair. Torn stumbles across the ring and falls down grabbing the fire extinguisher, he lifts it up and sprays it right into Trey’s face causing him to break the submission hold. Tim tosses the fire extinguisher down on top of Trey’s chest knocking the wind out of him before turning around and kicking Falcone in the side of the head causing him to roll over on his back where Tim torn runs at him with a standing shooting star press. He rolls out of the way and Latino Diablo comes in with a running senton splash. The countdown clock start counting again to enter the final participant before War Games officially starts. It gets down to zero and a buzzer goes off, but Thug and Ryan are still brawling out on the floor.

Jacob: I don’t see them getting in the ring anytime soon.

Ryan and Thug are both trading punches when a couple referees try to separate them. Ryan turns around and zero kicks one as Thug uses that to run into the ring, closing the door behind him. Ryan starts to walk forward but is stopped by Teddy Longfeather motioning that Ryan is being ejected to the back!

Joey: WHAT!?

Jacob: He kicked Jizzmoppers teeth in!

Joey: DAMN IT NO!!

Ryan is throwing a fit at ringside, but is forced off to the back. He walks by kicking the ring steps as Thug is in the ring mocking him and laughing. Latino Diablo comes up from behind Thug and puts him up on his shoulders as Tim Torn climbs to the top of the cage, Diablo turns around and torn leaps off with Huricanrana to Thug off of Diablo’s shoulders. Torn and Diablo both hop on top of Thug for the cover as Cross clotheslines Falcone with his barbed wire arm to stop the interference. 1...2...3!!

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They both get up as Cross falls down, Torn turns around and gets smacked by a Trey Trauma chair shot and Diablo gets dropped from a shot to the face with the fire extinguisher by Skylar. Tim Torn lies face down as Trey slams the chair onto his back, then sits on top applying a camel clutch.

Joey: Traumatized! There’s no way out for Torn!

Tim Torn tries to fight it off, but the more pressure put on the quicker he taps out.

“TIM TORN HAS BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE MATCH!�?/FONT>

Jacob: The odds are going way against us now.

Skylar picks up Latino Diablo and holds him in a body slam position above a chair sitting up before lifting him high up and dropping him quickly with the Nail in The Coffin on top of the chair. The chair completely collapses and Skylar pulls Diablo’s legs up as the ref makes the count. 1...2...3!

Joey: Damn!

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Jacob: It’s three on one. Cross is left alone.

Cross staggers up to his feet, completely drenched in his own blood as he looks ahead of him to see Skylar, Trey Trauma, and Falcone. Skylar covered in blood as well, on his face and chest from the clotheslines. They all three rush him, Cross tries fighting all three but eventually goes down and starts getting stomped into the mat. Skylar pulls away and picks up a table setting it up, he walks around and picks up the second table and sets it up on top of the first. Trey has Cross up to his feet he goes to whip Cross to the ropes but the big man over powers him and reverses it. Trey runs to the ropes as Cross lifts up his foot smashing Trey in the face with a huge foot to the face. Skylar runs at Cross but gets slammed with the Black Hole Slam. Cross staggers back to his feet where Falcone grabs him from behind, and with the barbed wire wrapped around his arm Cross lands a Stunner.

Jacob: EQUALIZER TO FALCONE!

Falcone goes down with barbed wire stuck in his throat as Cross crawls over for the pin. 1...2..3!!

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