Joey: Right now is the time for the RETURN of the Impact championship!
Trunks: Stop being so over dramatic! This title hasn’t meant a whole lot since Jacob Mitchell disowned it.
The arena lights suddenly just shut off consuming the arena into complete darkness. The sudden engulfing of a massive bright spotlight shines down onto the entry area, the fans try looking through it but it is far too bright to see through it with the naked eye. Suddenly, the public address sound system comes on playing ''Burning Bright'' by Shinedown just as the stage is still engulfed in the massive light. After a few seconds, the spotlight begins fading away and the arena lights return to life as there stands Drew Stevenson with his hands on his hips just looking out nodding as these fans -Insert cheer or boo- him, he just begins walking down the aisle sporting his usual attire which consists of dark green Chute Boxe style shorts, dark green kneepads, boots and his hands taped up in dark green tape as well. He begins walking down the aisle until he gets down to the ring, he quickly rolls into the ring from under the bottom rope immediately getting back to his feet just pacing the ring simply awaiting for the bell to ring thus getting this match underway.
Joey: Drew Stevenson making his return to a W2K ring. You know I heard Grand Rapids dropped the soap so to speak and, well�?/FONT>
Trunks: Got butt fu**ed and lost Drew?
Joey: Well…yeah.
Trunks: Same thing happened to your mom.
Joey: OOOHHHHH!!!!
Arena lights dim a little...
"Whoooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-BOOM! HERE COMES THAAA BOOM!"
Strong flicker of all the arena lights before a large spotlight appears on Johnny Legend as he steps out from behind the curtain. "Boom" by P.O.D continues to play as Legend stretches his arms out to the side, opening up his trimmed body and smirking arrogantly at anyone who cares to take notice. Legend pushes his blonde locks back behnd his shoulders, striding down he ramp, toward the ring. Legend takes about 10 seconds too get up the steel steps, concentrating on those in the crowd... Legend climbs into the ring and punches his chest, screaming "YEAH BABY!"...BIG J-L.. RIGHT HERE!!"..... Legend now starts to focus a little more as the arena lights lighten up now, and his music fades out.
Joey: And here we have the egotistical Johnny supposedly Legend.
Trunks: Who are you to question him? Have you ever wrestled?
Joey: I don’t see what that has to do with anything..
Trunks: Have you ever wrestled?
Joey: That’s reall-
Trunks: HAVE YOU EVER WRESTLED?!
Joey: NO!!
The opening strains of ‘Go To Sleep�?by Eminem and the lights cut out.
“I ain't gonna eat, I ain't gonna sleep
Ain't gonna breathe, til I see, what I wanna see
And what I wanna see, is you go to sleep, in the dirt
Permanently, you just being hurt, this ain't gonna work
For me, it just wouldn't be, sufficient enough
Cuz we, are just gonna be, enemies
As long as we breathe, I don't ever see, either of us
Coming to terms, where we can agree
There ain't gonna be, no reason, speakin wit me
You speak on my seed, then me, no speakin Englais
So we gonna beef, and keep on beefin, unless
You're gonna agree, to meet with me in the flesh
And settle this face to face, and you're gonna see
A demon unleashed in me, that you've never seen
And you're gonna see, this gangsta pee on himself
I see you D-12, and thanks, but me need no help
Me do this one all by my lonely ..�?/FONT>
This is when the song kicks in and pyros explode on either side of the entranceway and the house lights come back up. Dante steps out from behind the curtain, looking out over the fans as these Texas fans boo the hell out of the Hardcore Canuck. Dante starts walking down the aisle, jaw-jacking with a few of the more vocal fans as he heads to the ring.
�?. I don't need fifteen of my homies
When I see you, I'm seeing you, me and you only
We never met, but best believe you gon' know me
When I'm this close, to see you exposed as phony
Come on, bitch, show me, pick me up, throw me
Lift me up, hold me, just like you told me
You was gonna do, that's what I thought, you're pitiful
I'm rid of you, all you, Ja, you'll get it too!�?/FONT>
He walks up the metal steps on to the ring apron and then hops over the top rope using the rope. He jumps up on to one of the turnbuckles and stands on the 2nd rope, looking out over the fans with a smirk that reeks of arrogance.
Chuck Buffer: “Hailing from the capitol of Canada; Ottawa, Ontario .. he is the Hardcore Canuck .. DANTE!�?
“Now go to sleep bitch!
Die, motherfucker, die! Ugh, time's up, bitch, close ya eyes
Go to sleep, bitch! (what?)
Why are you still alive? How many times I gotta tell ya, close ya eyes?
And go to sleep bitch! (what?)
Die motherfucker die, bye, bye, motherfucker, bye, bye!
Go to sleep bitch! (what?)
Why are you still alive? Why, die motherfucker, ah, ah, ah...
Go to sleep bitch!�?/FONT>
He shakes his head looking out at a fan waving the Texas state flag and hops down. Dante leans in the same corner looking relaxed, as Johnny Legend and Drew Stevenson both oppose him.
Joey: Here we go!
Trunks: Why do you always say that?
Joey: Because…Bo couldn’t think of anything better?
Trunks: Gotchya!
The bell rings and before anyone gets a chance to make an attack they’re stopped by the sound of music. Stronger by Kanye West to be exact. The fans fill the W2K arena with boos as Scott Blaze comes strolling out in all his stuck up glory. Black suit with black sunglasses and his Flawless title draped over his shoulder. Scott makes his way down to ringside not even paying attention to the glare coming from Drew Stevenson. Scott walks around ringside and approaches the announcing table.
Trunks: Scott, Scott! Over here! Move ho!
Trunks pushes the ring girl out of the way as Scott takes a seat and puts on a head set while Drew is staring a hole through him in the ring.
Scott: Thanks Trunks.
Behind Drew Johnny takes advantage of the situation and rushes him with a clothesline to the back of the head that knocks Drew down. JL then puts the boots to Drew as Dante stands back in the corner observing the situation.
Scott: See that? I would never take my eyes off of my opponent.
Trunks: Scott Blaze would NEVER take his eyes off of his opponent!
Joey: So I’ve heard..
Johnny is stomping a hole in Drew as Dante just stands back watching it, finally Johnny kicks Drew rolling him out of the ring to the floor and Legend stands there with his arms raised acting like he just won the W2K title.
Trunks: Johnny Legend is in charge!
Dante walks up behind Johnny who still has his arms raised shaking his head. Dante taps Johnny on the shoulder as Legend just waves him off at first still celebrating the sneak attack on Drew. Dante puts his hands on his hips lowering his head before spinning Johnny around and nailing him with a right then a left then a right, right, right, left and Legend turns and flips over the top rope and down to the floor where Drew is just now getting back to his feet.
Scott: See this, Drew Stevenson taking a break like the shmuck he is!
Trunks: HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Drew stumbles towards the table and smacks the glasses off of Scott Blaze’s face. Blaze jumps up as Drew steps back telling him to bring it on but just as they’re ready to fight Dante comes running from behind wit a sliding drop kick to the back of Drew’s head knocking him down on top of the announcers table. Blaze puts his sunglasses back on and pushes Drew off the table.
Joey: I feel like *I’m* in the match!
Trunks: It’s dangerous out here. Good thing Scott Blaze is here to protect us from that maniac Drew Stevenson!
Joey: Scott started it by bad mouthing Drew!
Trunks: HE COULDN’T HEAR THAT!
Joey: YOU DON’T KNOW THAT!
Trunks: What…you mean they can…hear us?
Johnny Legend staggers up to his feet turning around as Dante slingshots himself over the top rope, but Legend darts out of the way causing Dante to hit face first on the floor.
Scott: That concrete doesn’t taste so good does it Dante?
Legend pulls Dante up to his feet and rolls him into the ring then does the same with Drew Stevenson before climbing up on the apron himself and going towards the top rope.
Joey: Johnny Legend going high risk here.
Drew stands up while Dante gets on his knees behind Drew. Legend dives off for a cross body block but Drew catches him and stumbles backwards. Dante drops down on all four causing Drew to trip over him with Legend on top. Before the referee can even count Dante pulls Legend off and throws him into the corner running in after him with a clothesline. Dante turns around and sees Drew coming and side steps out of the way causing Drew to splash into Legend. Drew bounces off of Johnny and turns around as Dante grabs him in a Rock Bottom type position but Drew fends Dante off with elbows to the head. Dante stumbles away as Drew runs forward and leaps at Dante grabbing him by the back of the head pulling Dante down face first into both of Drew’s knees as Drew lands flat on his back.
Trunks: Drew just rearranged the Shooter’s face there.
Drew attempts to roll Dante over and pin him but Legend takes advantage and hits Drew in the stomach with a soccer kick. Drew flips over onto his back as Legend mounts Dante and nails him with several hard rights before getting up to a chorus of boos. He walks backwards right into a roll up by Drew.
1...
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KICK OUT!
Scott: See that Drew can’t even win with a cheap sneak attack.
Trunks: Not even with a cheap sneak attack!
Joey: Sigh�?/FONT>
Drew rolls off of Legend clutching at his ribs as Dante gets back to his feet. Legend comes running after him but Dante drops on his back grabbing the top rope on his way down and Legend tumbles out of the ring. Dante walks over and pulls Drew up pushing him back into the corner. Dante lands a few clubbing rights before lifting Drew up on the top turnbuckle. Dante hits Drew with a few chops before climbing up on the second rope. Drew tries fending Dante off with punches but Dante gets the better of him and sets up for a Superplex.
Scott: Looks like that Michael Jackson plastic freak is gonna bite the big one.
Trunks: Yeah that MJ plastic freak doll is gonna bite it hard!
Dante picks Drew partly up but Legend stops it with a forearm shot to Dante’s back. Dante drops Drew causing him to fall down on the ring apron and roll off onto the floor. Legend lifts Dante up on his shoulders and walks out to the center of the ring about to give him an electric chair drop but Dante punches Legend a few times in the top of the head, turns over and rolls down Legend’s back rolling him up. The ref slides in to count but Dante lifts Legend back up and runs forward power bombing him out of the ring! He doesn’t stop there, Dante slingshots himself out of the ring again and lands on top of Legend smashing him into the concrete floor!!
“HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!�?/FONT>
Joey: HE JUST BROKE HIS BACK!! AND THEN HE SQUISHED HIM LIKE A PANCAKE!!
Scott: I would’ve broken his whole skeleton.
Trunks: Fer sure.
Joey: Scene kid homo.
Drew pulls himself up on the front of the announcers table slowly on the floor.
Scott: Oh look at the loser we have here.
Scott stands up getting in Drew’s face mocking him.
Scott: You’re nothing but a loser, you’re going to lose this match and realize you’ll never be as good as m-
Before Scott can finish his sentence Drew nails him with a right hand and turns around walking towards the ring apron. Drew reaches up grabbing the middle rope as Scott Blaze spins him around and sprays something in his yes causing Drew to yell and stumble around blindly in pain.
Joey: WAS THAT PEPPER SPRAY!? DID BLAZE JUST SPRAY DREW WITH PEPPER SPRAY?!
Scott grabs Drew and pushes him face first into the ring post then hurries and rolls him into the ring while the ref is distracted by yelling at Dante to quit killing Legend and get back in the ring. As Blaze rolls Drew In on one side Dante is sliding back in on the other unaware of what happened. Drew blindly staggers up to his feet rubbing his eyes as Dante comes from behind and slaps on the DOA.
Trunks: DOA!! SCOTT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS DREW IS LOSING ALL ON HIS OWN!
Scott Blaze is at ringside yelling things at Drew while Drew reaches around frantically grabbing for ropes that are nowhere near him. Dante walks out into the middle of the ring and locks the hold in tight then suplexes Drew over his head onto the back of Drew’s neck. Dante still has the submission locked in as he back rolls onto Drew’s back holding Drew face down in the mat squeezing the Tazzmission choke in as tight as he can. The ref grabs Drew’s arm and raises it up and it drops flat to the mat. He calls for the bell and yells for Dante to break the hold. Dante breaks the hold as the ref brings him the Impact championship. Eminem’s go to sleep hits again as Dante raises the title up in the air. The people boo the Hell out of him, but he’s champion so he doesn’t seem to give a crap. Blaze is seen back stepping up the aisle way as Dante leaves the ring.
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