As two corners are taken over by the five men, the ref checks as many as he can for weapons. Ryan Cain comes out clean, but the ref confiscates two knives, a chain, a base ball bat, and a lighter from Cross. The W2K Title, the High Risk Title, and the W2K Tag Titles are being strewn over the shoulders of the Texan Connection.

Trunks Kenni: "You just can't trust people anymore, Joey."

On the other side of the ring, Sef hands over his brass knucks, prefering not to be searched. NED is quickly frisked, and Johnny Legend squirms, complaining that it "tickles", and the ref is "getting fresh". The belts are taken and the ref asks for the first warriors in this BATTLE TO THE DEATH.

Joey Kewl: "Well Rufus hasn't had to do this much frisking in years, Trunks, it's very possible he is getting excited."

NED heads for the center of the ring, when Cross does, and Rufus blasts off about fairness or whatever, and then the bell rings. They ready for an epic battle, to kill kill kill, and circle... until NED backs off and tags in Sef.

Trunks Kenni: "KEEP THE FRESH MAN IN! What a strategy!"

Joey Kewl: "Erm, nothing's happened yet so they're all fresh..."

Sef hops over the top, and latches into a lock up with Cross. Cross overpowers him into the TX corner, and NED makes a blind tag to Sef, coming in and grabbing Cross' leg, pulling him off Sef and dancing him on one foot around, as Sef hops on the second rope and comes down for a bulldog.  Cross rolls, shaking out the cobwebs, as NED lays a boot into him as he flies across the canvas like a canoli. That just sounded like something that would roll alot. Hell I dunno. I know no one reads results so if you do this time you're gonna see some weird shit. Cross is in a neutral corner, and NED goes to lay a big boot- Cross moves and NED is half hung- Cross is up, makes some ninja moves, stops, slaps NED in the face and then nails a front face DDT! Cross is up, as the crowd explodes, and NED's holding his face- Cross turns, into a slight dropkick by Sef- right to his legs, sending him in a small crash to the canvas. Sef comes back up, onto the corner, pointing to himself as his fellow Texans cheer. Only, we're in Oklahoma for this show. Oops, no, it's San Antonio still, sorry. Cross is back up though, grabbing Sef's neck, as Sef grabs Cross' hands, realizing he uh, should have been paying attention, and Cross stunts him down in a chokeslam!!

Joey Kewl: "It's just a mass of a clusterf*** tonight."

Cross puts a boot on Sef's throat, and the BIG JL comes in, from behind- Cross hears him though and his attempt at a low blow is dismissed once Cross turns to look at him- JL freezes- waves, and puts up his hands to stop. Cross walks to him and he flies to the corner- Cross is almost on top of him as NED and Sef are behind him and nail a double low blow. They laugh, as Cross is doubled over, but Ryan cain has had enough, is in, and nails ther heads together like CYMBALS OF PAIN. They scamper off in different directions, as Ryan grabs Sef into a spin, and tosses him over the top.

Trunks Kenni: "AND SEF KINS IS ELIMINATED.,... is what I'd say if this was Anarchy."

Ryan turns to NED- and goes to lock up but NED rakes the eyes quickly, kicking him in the midsection, and tossing him into the corner. NED goes to draw an elbow, but Ryan jumps both feet up and smashes NED in the face- NED stumbles back and Cross nails a huge belly to back! NED is folded in half!! Cross comes back up- and JL slams an elbow into Cross' jaw from the side- Cross now staggers somewhat, and JL hikes him on his shoulders, and does an airplane spin!!!  He dumps Cross over the top rope to get him out of the ring, and Cross lands on the apron. Cain blasts JL with a shoulder block, jumping at the end to spear it like a harpoon, and JL's sprawled, standing, on the ropes, as Cain comes back with a chop, and another, and another- JL's retreating, and again- to the corner- something dasturdly and possibly dangerous to JL's good looks now- NO! NED is behind Cain, spins him- Cain blocks a punch, and a second- and Cain kicks NED in the bread basket, scooping up and hitting a tilt a whirl backbreaker!! Cross, back in the ring, finds the mark and hits a guillotine legdrop! NED crashes to the canvas, and Sef blasts in, sliding under the bottom, running full blast, using Ryan's knee as a springboard, and barrels into Cross!! The momentum is so much they both tumble over the top and out of the ring- and JL stalks...

Trunks Kenni: "The Kinster... Kinsmiester..."

Joey Kewl: "I don't even wanna know what you're doing."

Ryan Cain goes to pluck NED up, but from behind he's speared by JL! Cain falls to his knees, squinting in agony, as JL kicks away at the lower spine, LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK BABY... JL finds the arms, and slings Ryan backwards into the corner, with some elevation, hitting the small of the back- Cain comes out some, and JL grams him in a full nelson... then stunts him down!!!

Trunks Kenni: "Anyone who's been to prison knows exactly how that feels."

Joey Kewl: "Your momma felt it last night. HAHAHA..."

Trunks Kenni: "Maybe, but not from you."

Joey Kewl: "Aww..."

JL covers- ONE! TWO! NO! Cain kicks out, but JL rips him up and whips him into the corner- but Cain reverses it into "THE SCORE!", JL falls back and now Cain has the cover- ONE! TWO! NO! JL kicks out, and both race up- trading blows- BAM! BAM! BAM! Both are rocking and reeling, but Cain ducks a punch, and then scoops JL and nails a tilt a whirl backbreaker on him! Jl rolls off and away- and NED grabs Cain by the head, forcing him to his feet, and then underhooking his arms- heabutt! Times two! Three! Four! Five! Six!! Ryan's now held up by NED has his legs turn to jelly, and NED nails a spinning belly to belly!! Cain is down and NED makes the cover!!! ONE! TWO! NO! Cross reaches in, grabbing NED's arm, and PULLS... NED is dumped out of the ring and crashes on his head and shoulders!! Cross grabs NED by the throat, forcing him up, but Sef kicks him from behind, and then goes to launch him into the ringpost- Cross puts up the foot and stops himself, Sef swirls around and then kicks the back of Cross' extended knee, and as Cross kicks it up and spins, Sef nails a neckbreaker!! Sef climbs up to the apron, and up to the top rope- he launches as Cain comes to his feet- "ZERO KICK" Sef crashes and burns in a twisted mess of INSIDE OUTEDNESS.

Trunks Kenni: "SAY GOOD DAY... To Sef Kinsley. Good night and good luck folks."

Ryan falls back into the corner, and JL's up again- Ryan blocks above but JL baseball slides and then gets a drop toe hold, blasting Cain back down and jumps up, and straight up, crashing his knees into Cain's lower back!

Joey Kewl: "Crude but effective!!"

Cain yelps, and JL rolls him over for the cover- ONE! TWO! NO! cain kicks out, and JL rips him up- another whip but Ryan keeps his arm, pulls him into a knee to the groin, JL's eyes go like saucers, and he doubles over- JL is dumped over by Ryan, his legs over the middle turnbuckle in a stunted tree of woe, as Ryan goes outside and hits "#2". Cross is back in the ring, as JL slinks in the corner. Cross grabs him, and sets him up for the "Cat Smasher"... as JL is doubled over, Sef is up, jumps off JL's back and dropkicks Cross to the face! Cross falls back in the corner, Sef and JL crash and tumble into another. NED climbs into the ring, and nails a chop block on Cain, grabbing him, and then setting him up for a suplex- Cain blocks it halfway, and again... so NED turns him on the third so his feet are on the ropes and hits a 151 DDT! Cain is stunted and out, as NED makes a cover- ONE! TWO! NO! Cross barrels in with both feet into NED's face, knocking him off kilter and off Ryan Cain! Then it's like attack of the munchkins as Sef and JL attack- Cross takes club after club- but grabs JL by the throat, and then Sef, blasting both headlong into one another and then with one arm picking up Sef- CHOKESLAM... and then with one arm Johnny- and CHOKESLAM!! Both are down, infact everyone's down but Cross. He kneels and puts an arm over Sef and JL- ONE! TWO! NO!!! NED rips him up from behind, he kicks and goes for the "Jagged Reality"... Cross fights it off, and backdrops NED-

Joey Kewl: "IT COULD HAVE BEEN OVER."

Trunks Kenni: "I KNOW WE'RE WATCHING TOOOO."

Cross rolls NED over, and goes into the "Crucixfiction"... NED's grimmaces, and yells- for Sef, for Johnny- for ANYONE... and his arm goes up and it's falling to tap... JL is half up and comes at Cross- but Cain nails a "Zero Kick" and JL is out cold. Sef is next as he sees NED's hand dropping, and Ryan goes for another- but Sef ducks right under it, grabbing Cain's standing leg and thrusting him upwards like excalibur- then pancaking him into Cross's back, smashing NED some more but getting him released just as his hand fell to the apron! Rufus calls it safe, as NED rolls to the edge, and coughs, Cross comes up but, on all fours, Sef stands over him and hulks him over into a piledriver!! Cross crashes, and Sef makes a cover- ONE! TWO! NO!! Cain sends a foot, from his back- into Sef's face and rolls him off Cross. Sef saggers up and Cain kips up, and then into a hurricanranna on Sef!! Sef flies out of the ring... JL grabs Cain in a dragon sleeper- Cain kics and flails, as JL wrenches it in- but Cross is pushing up, and slaps both ears of JL! JL releases Cain- Cain grabs the top rope, doubled over, as NED flies up and readies him for the "Jagged Reality"!!!

Joey Kewl: "NOOO!"

Trunks Kenni: "THIS IS IT!!"

Cross then looks at NED, and he's within reach. A message goes form Cross' head to NED's, saying even if he gets Cain, NED's gonna get really hurt, really soon after. NED concedes, and pushes Cain away. Cain stumbles but is up- Cross lunges at NED- who drops down and take the top rope with him- Cross tumbles over, and NED laughs, looking at him... NED turns- and right into the "Zero Kick"-!! Dangerously is OUT.

Trunks Kenni: "NO!!!!"

Joey Kewl: "THIS is it!!!"

Ryan falls atop NED- ONE! TWO! NO!!! Sef reaches in, grabbing NED's outstretched arm, and pulls him out from under Cain!! NED falls to the matted concrete again- but Sef helps him up and towards the ramp!! JL, alone in the ring, realized what happened, and rolls out, as Sef calls for the belts!! Rufus is stunned, counting to ten, but he doesn't even need to!

Joey Kewl: "WHAT A RIP OFF!"

Trunks Kenni: "The show is free, Joe. What do you expect?!"

Joey Kewl: "ARGH!"

Harold Binkle: "Ladies and gentlemen, your winners by countout... THE FREAKS!"

At the top of the Ramp, NED, Sef, and JLwaves their goodbyes to Ryan Cain and Cross- Cross now in the ring, and cursing. Cain just stares, his Anarchy title shot walking away...

Joey Kewl: "The Freaks did not win the tag titles. They won the match, but the Texan Connection slinks away like snakes in the night! They relaly learned alot from Johnny SO CALLED Legend!!"

TX is still waving- all smiles as they high five. NED points to his head.

Trunks Kenni: "The sign of a true Champion is finding the silver lining in every dark cloud, Joey. And The Connection can do that and do that well!"

Fade to an Anarchy advertisement! YAY!